My GF said I have to come back (1 Viewer)

[DSP]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Maybe you can leave for a little bit. Come back in a week. You really should at least accept a timeout.

Timeout for what?

 

[Ookie Pringle]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Really? Nobody wants you to leave? Do you have a grasp of reality or are you shooting heroin tonight?

 

[DSP]

I have a question: why the need to share all of this with a bunch of strangers on an internet forum you just joined?

Why not?

he's got you there!

Its obviously good reading even though im clearly not the best prose writer. Whether people hate me or not it seems they enjoyed my travailsIm a rock musician. Im not ashamed of my antics. There is no sense in living in and regretting the past. If I had ever hurt anyone that would stick with me, but the only person I hurt was myself

If I become a famous musician one day the reaction to me being candid about my experiences would be very different. As a regular joe I get called crazy. If I were a rock star it would just be par for the course

Rock stars are ####### crazy.

Do you really want to live in a world without crazy rock stars?

 

[DSP]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Really? Nobody wants you to leave? Do you have a grasp of reality or are you shooting heroin tonight?

If people really wanted me gone they wouldnt even talk to me. Would you keep patronizing a store you wanted to go out of business?

If everyone wants me gone then just ignore me. Then it would become pointless for me to post

 

[fantasycurse42]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

 

[DSP]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Why should I join that thread?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Why should I join that thread?

It's where people go to tell their life stories... You could prob make a few good friends in there.

 

[DSP]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Why should I join that thread?

It's where people go to tell their life stories... You could prob make a few good friends in there.

Oh sure. My life stories made me so many friends so far

 

[Ookie Pringle]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Really? Nobody wants you to leave? Do you have a grasp of reality or are you shooting heroin tonight?

If people really wanted me gone they wouldnt even talk to me. Would you keep patronizing a store you wanted to go out of business?

If everyone wants me gone then just ignore me. Then it would become pointless for me to post

So you post just for attention?

 

[DSP]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Really? Nobody wants you to leave? Do you have a grasp of reality or are you shooting heroin tonight?

If people really wanted me gone they wouldnt even talk to me. Would you keep patronizing a store you wanted to go out of business?If everyone wants me gone then just ignore me. Then it would become pointless for me to post

So you post just for attention?

Every person, on every board, on every internet posts for attention

 

[Ookie Pringle]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Why should I join that thread?

It's where people go to tell their life stories... You could prob make a few good friends in there.

Oh sure. My life stories made me so many friends so far

You need to get more creative with your life stories.

 

[Ookie Pringle]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Really? Nobody wants you to leave? Do you have a grasp of reality or are you shooting heroin tonight?

If people really wanted me gone they wouldnt even talk to me. Would you keep patronizing a store you wanted to go out of business?If everyone wants me gone then just ignore me. Then it would become pointless for me to post

So you post just for attention?

Every person, on every board, on every internet posts for attention

No...they don't.

 

[DSP]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Why should I join that thread?

It's where people go to tell their life stories... You could prob make a few good friends in there.

Oh sure. My life stories made me so many friends so far

You need to get more creative with your life stories.

I tell them as they happen. If you dont find my life interesting take it up with god

 

[DSP]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Really? Nobody wants you to leave? Do you have a grasp of reality or are you shooting heroin tonight?

If people really wanted me gone they wouldnt even talk to me. Would you keep patronizing a store you wanted to go out of business?If everyone wants me gone then just ignore me. Then it would become pointless for me to post

So you post just for attention?

Every person, on every board, on every internet posts for attention

No...they don't.

Then why do you post?

 

[Ookie Pringle]

I think pack could use a new resident racist. The old one has been mia.

You guys need to make up your minds. Do you want me to be racist or pretend not to be racist?

You are a robot and really don't have a choice. You will always be a racist. We were kind of hoping you would leave.

Nobody wanted me to leave. Certainly not you or else you wouldnt be talking to me

Really? Nobody wants you to leave? Do you have a grasp of reality or are you shooting heroin tonight?

If people really wanted me gone they wouldnt even talk to me. Would you keep patronizing a store you wanted to go out of business?If everyone wants me gone then just ignore me. Then it would become pointless for me to post

So you post just for attention?

Every person, on every board, on every internet posts for attention

No...they don't.

Then why do you post?

I get paid.

 

[DSP]

Dookie sprinkles

What do you mean you get paid?

 

[Politician Spock]

You think he's gone?

He's not gone!

Thats the point...he's never gone!

Is this some radical new therapy?

 

[TheAristocrat]

You think he's gone?

He's not gone!

Thats the point...he's never gone!

Is this some radical new therapy?

I forgot how much I love that movie. Queuing that one up for a Saturday morning hangover.

 

[Insein]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Over/under on when it would eclipse GM thread's post total?

 

[DSP]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Over/under on when it would eclipse GM thread's post total?

You want me to make that thread?

All of a sudden people want me to make racist jokes and threads. This is in stark contrast to the previous 2 weeks

 

[The Kerminator]

Dookie sprinkles

What do you mean you get paid?

You haven't figured it out yet? Did you read the details in the test forum?

 

[DSP]

Dookie sprinkles

What do you mean you get paid?

You haven't figured it out yet? Did you read the details in the test forum?

Im 18k posts short of the test forum. I cant get in for at least 3 weeks

 

[northern exposure]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

 

[DSP]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

 

[sho nuff]

I think you should start your own thread about nothing...

DSP's Thread About Nothing... Maybe jump into GM's Thread About Nothing too.

Over/under on when it would eclipse GM thread's post total?

Im sure he could take it himself for quite a while.

Seems his threads end up with 3-4 posts by lots of people and like 50 of his own.

 

[northern exposure]

This thread is starting to get derailed off its original focus.....me

Lets not lose sight of why we are here people

Someone please tell me what this means

It has something to do with a group of black men, a videotape and Hilter Youth....but I've said too much already.The secret will be revealed when you hit 2,000 posts.....which should be next week.

 

[northern exposure]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

 

[DSP]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

Yes. Practice started at 8. I had 4 rolling rock tall boys 25oz each and a 24oz bud light with lime.

Practice ended at ten and I finished them all at least a half hour before we finished. The guys spent half of practice writing a song so I just sat back and pounded

 

[Lord of the flies]

DSP, I think I might know you. I usually don't post (just lurk) but a lot of the things that you are posting about are things a guy I know has had to deal with.

Do you live in the south? Trying to not be to specific.

anyway, good luck.

<_<

 

[DSP]

DSP, I think I might know you. I usually don't post (just lurk) but a lot of the things that you are posting about are things a guy I know has had to deal with.

Do you live in the south? Trying to not be to specific.

anyway, good luck.

<_<

Born and raised in NYC. Never been in the south except 2 weeks in tampa

What similiar experiences has your friend had?

 

[sporthenry]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

Yes. Practice started at 8. I had 4 rolling rock tall boys 25oz each and a 24oz bud light with lime.

Practice ended at ten and I finished them all at least a half hour before we finished. The guys spent half of practice writing a song so I just sat back and pounded

It appears you and Eminence had the same math teacher.

 

[Lord of the flies]

DSP, I think I might know you. I usually don't post (just lurk) but a lot of the things that you are posting about are things a guy I know has had to deal with.

Do you live in the south? Trying to not be to specific.

anyway, good luck.

<_<

Born and raised in NYC. Never been in the south except 2 weeks in tampa

What similiar experiences has your friend had?

Yea, I'm gonna call you Matt.

Well, my friend Matt, had similar issues with coke, meth, women and generally just going crazy.

When were you down in Tampa?

 

[DSP]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

Yes. Practice started at 8. I had 4 rolling rock tall boys 25oz each and a 24oz bud light with lime.Practice ended at ten and I finished them all at least a half hour before we finished. The guys spent half of practice writing a song so I just sat back and pounded

It appears you and Eminence had the same math teacher.

I downed the 4 rolling rocks by 9 and nursed the bud light for a while because I was feeling pretty wasted

So 100+ oz in little over an hour. Got that smartass?

 

[DSP]

DSP, I think I might know you. I usually don't post (just lurk) but a lot of the things that you are posting about are things a guy I know has had to deal with.

Do you live in the south? Trying to not be to specific.

anyway, good luck.

<_<

Born and raised in NYC. Never been in the south except 2 weeks in tampaWhat similiar experiences has your friend had?

Yea, I'm gonna call you Matt.

Well, my friend Matt, had similar issues with coke, meth, women and generally just going crazy.

When were you down in Tampa?

You can call me jason. My real nameI was in tampa about 7 years ago

Ive never done meth btw

 

[UniAlias]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

 

[DSP]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

Is this light by your standards?

 

[northern exposure]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

Yes. Practice started at 8. I had 4 rolling rock tall boys 25oz each and a 24oz bud light with lime.Practice ended at ten and I finished them all at least a half hour before we finished. The guys spent half of practice writing a song so I just sat back and pounded

It appears you and Eminence had the same math teacher.

I downed the 4 rolling rocks by 9 and nursed the bud light for a while because I was feeling pretty wasted

So 100+ oz in little over an hour. Got that smartass?

I can see the SB commercial now...Bud Light Lime, when you want to party hard.

 

[DSP]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

Yes. Practice started at 8. I had 4 rolling rock tall boys 25oz each and a 24oz bud light with lime.Practice ended at ten and I finished them all at least a half hour before we finished. The guys spent half of practice writing a song so I just sat back and pounded

It appears you and Eminence had the same math teacher.

I downed the 4 rolling rocks by 9 and nursed the bud light for a while because I was feeling pretty wastedSo 100+ oz in little over an hour. Got that smartass?

I can see the SB commercial now...Bud Light Lime, when you want to party hard.

It was 1 bud light lime. You can get wasted on them as easily as any beer too

 

[northern exposure]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

Yes. Practice started at 8. I had 4 rolling rock tall boys 25oz each and a 24oz bud light with lime.Practice ended at ten and I finished them all at least a half hour before we finished. The guys spent half of practice writing a song so I just sat back and pounded

It appears you and Eminence had the same math teacher.

I downed the 4 rolling rocks by 9 and nursed the bud light for a while because I was feeling pretty wastedSo 100+ oz in little over an hour. Got that smartass?

I can see the SB commercial now...Bud Light Lime, when you want to party hard.

It was 1 bud light lime. You can get wasted on them as easily as any beer too

Not exactly the manliest beer choice for a black metal vocalist, Sally.

 

[DSP]

The original post screamed of an Ambien rant. Seeing as how DSP says he takes Ambien and it was late at night, I'm guessing the chances it was one are pretty high.

Was more the alcohol. I drank 100 oz of beer in in a little over an hour

Geez you have been so honest with us up until now, I hate to question the truthfulness of one of your posts. But, 100 oz of beer in just over an hour, c'mon man.

Did you forget my previous postings? I party hard....too hard

By yourself?

Yes. Practice started at 8. I had 4 rolling rock tall boys 25oz each and a 24oz bud light with lime.Practice ended at ten and I finished them all at least a half hour before we finished. The guys spent half of practice writing a song so I just sat back and pounded

It appears you and Eminence had the same math teacher.

I downed the 4 rolling rocks by 9 and nursed the bud light for a while because I was feeling pretty wastedSo 100+ oz in little over an hour. Got that smartass?

I can see the SB commercial now...Bud Light Lime, when you want to party hard.

It was 1 bud light lime. You can get wasted on them as easily as any beer too

Not exactly the manliest beer choice for a black metal vocalist, Sally.

I dont depend on my beer choice to show my manliness. I have all my other traits that do that

Bud light is within my meager price range. As is rolling rock. I like the lime because it soothes my throat after practice

My beer of choice is guiness or old rasputin if I can find it

 

[fred_1_15301]

Go to bed already