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Feel free to rip any and all of the selections, as it's all in good fun.
Trades:
Washington Redskins trade Patrick Ramsey to the New York Jets for John Abraham
-Ramsey is a strong armed QB, perfect for the Jets new system. Abraham wants out and Washington needs a pass-rusher. It's win-win.
New York Jets trade 1.04 pick, 3.04 pick and 2007 1st round pick to Houston for 1.01 pick
-The Jets can't afford all those picks anyways, and now that they have their QB in Ramsey they just need a RB. Hello Reggie Bush!
San Diego trades Drew Brees and 1.19 pick to Detroit for 1.09 pick and 2.09 pick
-Brees is better than Cutler who Detroit would pick at 1.09 AND they get to move up from 2.09 to 1.19. Sounds good to me.
Minnesota trades Daunte Culpepper to Baltimore for Ray Lewis
-Both players want out. Both players want large contracts. Both positions are needs for the other team. Win-Win.
San Francisco trades 1.07 pick to Miami for 1.16 pick and Ricky Williams
-San Fran wants to trade down, Miami wants Cutler. Williams would fit in great in San Francisco (city and team).
Arizona trades 1.10 pick to Denver for 1.22 pick and 1.29 pick
-Denver needs a big DT and when Ngata starts to fall they jump all over it.
1 New York Jets (f/Houston) - Reggie Bush, RB USC
-The best player in the draft, bar none. The Jets need a RB to fuel that offense and Bush is the perfect weapon. He's worth everything they gave up.
2 New Orleans - Matt Leinart, QB USC
-The concensus top QB goes to the place he wants to go and where he can be most effective.
3 Tennessee - Vince Young, QB Texas
-Another obvious choice, he will be mentored by McNair and take over where he left off.
4 Houston (f/NYJ) - D'Brickashaw Ferguson, OT Virginia
-Houston already has plenty of talent at RB but if they are going to keep Carr alive they need a franchise left tackle. Ferguson's quickness will lend well to the zone blocking schemes.
5 Green Bay - AJ Hawk, LB Ohio State
-After the combine, Hawk will be the #1 defensive player in the draft. Green Bay needs a leader like him and they are weak at linebacker (other than Barnett). Mario is an option but they will resign Kampman and Biamila is great on the other side.
6 Oakland - Mario Williams, DE NC State
-Whether Oakland goes 3-4 or 4-3, Mario is a stud DE and will be compared to guys like Peppers and Seymour.
7 Miami (f/San Francisco) - Jay Cutler, QB Vanderbilt
-Miami is a franchise QB away from being a top team and Cutler is rising up draft boards fast.
8 Buffalo - Winston Justice, OT USC
-May be a surprise to most, but Buffalo's biggest need is on the o-line where Mike Williams may be cut and Mike Gandy is the starting LT.
9 San Diego (f/Detroit) - Michael Huff, S Texas
-San Diego trades Brees in favor of Rivers and uses this pick to take the best defensive back in the draft. Huff is an instant starter at corner or safety.
10 Denver (f/Arizona) - Haloti Ngata, DT Oregon
-When Denver sees Ngata fall past Buffalo they jump at the chance to grab him to replace or start next to Gerrard Warren.
11 St. Louis - Jimmy Williams, S/CB Virginia Tech
-A tightend is tempting here, but as usual St. Louis struggled on defense. Williams is a great corner who can move to safety if Archuleta moves on.
12 Cleveland - Chad Greenway, OLB Iowa
-Another player in the Ngata sweepstakes, Cleveland loves their constellation prize of Greenway, who should cause havok on the outside.
13 Baltimore - Deangelo Williams, RB Memphis
-Even if they franchise Jamal Lewis, Williams would give them another dimension and will be a stud when he leaves.
14 Philadelphia - Mathias Kiwanuka, DE Boston College
-Philly needs a guy opposite Kearse on the d-line, and they like Kiwi's size and pass rushing ability.
15 Atlanta - Antonio Cromartie, CB Florida State
-Atlanta considers a safety here, but the potential to get the best corner in the draft opposite Deangelo Hall is too tempting to pass up.
16 San Francisco (f/Miami) -Santonio Holmes, WR Ohio State
-Lloyd caught a mere 48% of balls thrown his way and Battle isn't exactly a stud either. Holmes should be an instant starter and playmaker for them, plus he can return kicks.
17 Minnesota - LenDale White, RB USC
-Minnesota finally gets their power run game.
Dallas - Ko Simpson, S South Carolina
-With Holmes gone, Dallas addresses their other glaring need, the safety spot opposite Roy Williams. Simpson can give them that cover guy they desperately need.
19 Detroit (f/San Diego) - Jonathan Scott, OT Texas
-Scott looks like an elite LT and with Backus moving on the Lions need someone to protect Brees's back.
20 Kansas City - Brodrick Bunkley, DT Florida State
-KC goes defense, no surprise here, and Bunkley could be a great one.
21 New England - Laurence Maroney, RB Minnesota
-Corey Dillon may be done, and Moroney is a similar back who can start right away.
22 Arizona (f/Denver (f/WAS)) - Vernon Davis, TE Maryland
-My dad should try out for the Cardinal's tightend spot right now. But Davis is a freakishly athletic guy with great hands, great versatility, and great strength. He's just another great offensive weapon for them.
23 Tampa Bay - Marcus McNeil, OT Auburn
-Tampa needs tackles badly and McNeil is a monster.
24 Cincinnati - Leonard Pope, TE Georgia
-Maybe Cinci should go defense, but they can't pass up a talent like Pope, who at 6'7" adds another (huge) dimension to the Bengals' already great offense. With Schobel and Stewart leaving via free agency this is a need pick.
25 New York Giants - DeMeco Ryans, OLB Alabama
-The Giants need linebackers BAD and Ryans, though undersized, is as good as they come.
26 Chicago - Tye Hill, CB Clemson
-Azuma will be gone and Tillman regressed, so the Bears need someone to come in at CB to continue their tradition of great defenses.
27 Carolina - Chad Jackson, WR Florida
-Carolina can't keep throwing to Steve Smith 80 times a game, and Chad Jackson should show his skills at the combine.
28 Jacksonville - Ashton Youbouty, CB Ohio State
-Kenny Wright and Terry Cousin are not starting material, Booty is!
29 Arizona (f/Denver) - Eric Winston, OT Miami
-The main reason Arizona backs have sucked the last few years is their offensive line. Winston could step in and start at LT, allowing Leonard Davis to move back inside.
30 Indianapolis - Max Jean-Gilles, OG Georgia
-Indy can't keep relying on undrafted free agents at guard. Gilles is a huge mauler who could make Dominic Rhodes look good.
31 Seattle - Darnell Bing, S USC
-The Super Bowl is a good example of why Seattle needs a safety. They can't rely on Hamlin and Manuel is a free agent.
32 Pittsburgh - Bobby Carpenter, OLB Ohio State
-Carpenter has exactly the tough atitude and physical ability that Pittsburgh looks for.
Hope you enjoyed!
Trades:
Washington Redskins trade Patrick Ramsey to the New York Jets for John Abraham
-Ramsey is a strong armed QB, perfect for the Jets new system. Abraham wants out and Washington needs a pass-rusher. It's win-win.
New York Jets trade 1.04 pick, 3.04 pick and 2007 1st round pick to Houston for 1.01 pick
-The Jets can't afford all those picks anyways, and now that they have their QB in Ramsey they just need a RB. Hello Reggie Bush!
San Diego trades Drew Brees and 1.19 pick to Detroit for 1.09 pick and 2.09 pick
-Brees is better than Cutler who Detroit would pick at 1.09 AND they get to move up from 2.09 to 1.19. Sounds good to me.
Minnesota trades Daunte Culpepper to Baltimore for Ray Lewis
-Both players want out. Both players want large contracts. Both positions are needs for the other team. Win-Win.
San Francisco trades 1.07 pick to Miami for 1.16 pick and Ricky Williams
-San Fran wants to trade down, Miami wants Cutler. Williams would fit in great in San Francisco (city and team).
Arizona trades 1.10 pick to Denver for 1.22 pick and 1.29 pick
-Denver needs a big DT and when Ngata starts to fall they jump all over it.
1 New York Jets (f/Houston) - Reggie Bush, RB USC
-The best player in the draft, bar none. The Jets need a RB to fuel that offense and Bush is the perfect weapon. He's worth everything they gave up.
2 New Orleans - Matt Leinart, QB USC
-The concensus top QB goes to the place he wants to go and where he can be most effective.
3 Tennessee - Vince Young, QB Texas
-Another obvious choice, he will be mentored by McNair and take over where he left off.
4 Houston (f/NYJ) - D'Brickashaw Ferguson, OT Virginia
-Houston already has plenty of talent at RB but if they are going to keep Carr alive they need a franchise left tackle. Ferguson's quickness will lend well to the zone blocking schemes.
5 Green Bay - AJ Hawk, LB Ohio State
-After the combine, Hawk will be the #1 defensive player in the draft. Green Bay needs a leader like him and they are weak at linebacker (other than Barnett). Mario is an option but they will resign Kampman and Biamila is great on the other side.
6 Oakland - Mario Williams, DE NC State
-Whether Oakland goes 3-4 or 4-3, Mario is a stud DE and will be compared to guys like Peppers and Seymour.
7 Miami (f/San Francisco) - Jay Cutler, QB Vanderbilt
-Miami is a franchise QB away from being a top team and Cutler is rising up draft boards fast.
8 Buffalo - Winston Justice, OT USC
-May be a surprise to most, but Buffalo's biggest need is on the o-line where Mike Williams may be cut and Mike Gandy is the starting LT.
9 San Diego (f/Detroit) - Michael Huff, S Texas
-San Diego trades Brees in favor of Rivers and uses this pick to take the best defensive back in the draft. Huff is an instant starter at corner or safety.
10 Denver (f/Arizona) - Haloti Ngata, DT Oregon
-When Denver sees Ngata fall past Buffalo they jump at the chance to grab him to replace or start next to Gerrard Warren.
11 St. Louis - Jimmy Williams, S/CB Virginia Tech
-A tightend is tempting here, but as usual St. Louis struggled on defense. Williams is a great corner who can move to safety if Archuleta moves on.
12 Cleveland - Chad Greenway, OLB Iowa
-Another player in the Ngata sweepstakes, Cleveland loves their constellation prize of Greenway, who should cause havok on the outside.
13 Baltimore - Deangelo Williams, RB Memphis
-Even if they franchise Jamal Lewis, Williams would give them another dimension and will be a stud when he leaves.
14 Philadelphia - Mathias Kiwanuka, DE Boston College
-Philly needs a guy opposite Kearse on the d-line, and they like Kiwi's size and pass rushing ability.
15 Atlanta - Antonio Cromartie, CB Florida State
-Atlanta considers a safety here, but the potential to get the best corner in the draft opposite Deangelo Hall is too tempting to pass up.
16 San Francisco (f/Miami) -Santonio Holmes, WR Ohio State
-Lloyd caught a mere 48% of balls thrown his way and Battle isn't exactly a stud either. Holmes should be an instant starter and playmaker for them, plus he can return kicks.
17 Minnesota - LenDale White, RB USC
-Minnesota finally gets their power run game.
Dallas - Ko Simpson, S South Carolina
-With Holmes gone, Dallas addresses their other glaring need, the safety spot opposite Roy Williams. Simpson can give them that cover guy they desperately need.
19 Detroit (f/San Diego) - Jonathan Scott, OT Texas
-Scott looks like an elite LT and with Backus moving on the Lions need someone to protect Brees's back.
20 Kansas City - Brodrick Bunkley, DT Florida State
-KC goes defense, no surprise here, and Bunkley could be a great one.
21 New England - Laurence Maroney, RB Minnesota
-Corey Dillon may be done, and Moroney is a similar back who can start right away.
22 Arizona (f/Denver (f/WAS)) - Vernon Davis, TE Maryland
-My dad should try out for the Cardinal's tightend spot right now. But Davis is a freakishly athletic guy with great hands, great versatility, and great strength. He's just another great offensive weapon for them.
23 Tampa Bay - Marcus McNeil, OT Auburn
-Tampa needs tackles badly and McNeil is a monster.
24 Cincinnati - Leonard Pope, TE Georgia
-Maybe Cinci should go defense, but they can't pass up a talent like Pope, who at 6'7" adds another (huge) dimension to the Bengals' already great offense. With Schobel and Stewart leaving via free agency this is a need pick.
25 New York Giants - DeMeco Ryans, OLB Alabama
-The Giants need linebackers BAD and Ryans, though undersized, is as good as they come.
26 Chicago - Tye Hill, CB Clemson
-Azuma will be gone and Tillman regressed, so the Bears need someone to come in at CB to continue their tradition of great defenses.
27 Carolina - Chad Jackson, WR Florida
-Carolina can't keep throwing to Steve Smith 80 times a game, and Chad Jackson should show his skills at the combine.
28 Jacksonville - Ashton Youbouty, CB Ohio State
-Kenny Wright and Terry Cousin are not starting material, Booty is!
29 Arizona (f/Denver) - Eric Winston, OT Miami
-The main reason Arizona backs have sucked the last few years is their offensive line. Winston could step in and start at LT, allowing Leonard Davis to move back inside.
30 Indianapolis - Max Jean-Gilles, OG Georgia
-Indy can't keep relying on undrafted free agents at guard. Gilles is a huge mauler who could make Dominic Rhodes look good.
31 Seattle - Darnell Bing, S USC
-The Super Bowl is a good example of why Seattle needs a safety. They can't rely on Hamlin and Manuel is a free agent.
32 Pittsburgh - Bobby Carpenter, OLB Ohio State
-Carpenter has exactly the tough atitude and physical ability that Pittsburgh looks for.
Hope you enjoyed!
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