My twins Deez Nutz (1 Viewer)

[SHIZNITTTT]

Twin 1 - Dad do you like Wendy's?

Me - Yeah I like Wendy's, why do you ask?

Twin 1 - When deez nutz go across your face.

Twin 2 - Dad do you like Dragons?

Me - Sure I guess?

Twin 2 - Like when I am draggin' my deez nutz across your face.

Don't remember which one of the twins who are 11 said this...

Dad they have been together for 11 years.

Me, "who has been together for 11 years?

DEEZ NUTZ!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do you like tapes and CDs?

Well then I'm going to tape this **** to your forehead so you can C deez nuts.

 

[Scoresman]

Are you into fitness?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Tulips

 

[AnonymousBob]

Glad to see your twins are into politics at such an early age.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Strictly forbidden in my household.

 

[Peyton Marino]

savage af

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Strictly forbidden in my household.

Who did you root for in the 1999 World Series: the Expos or the Yankees?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The above question can be answered by anyone.

 

[hagmania]

savage af

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