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My wife has NO idea who Andrew Dice Clay is (1 Viewer)

Now, ADC is hardly the pinnacle of comedianism, but wtf?

The commercial with him as a fish came on TV, and I'm like... do you know who the fish is (I learned it from the FFA :bow: ) She stares at me. Blankly.

And eventually, I'm like... it's Andrew Dice Clay.

She like... staring at me. blankly. No freakin idea who he is. Never even heard of him. It MAY be "vaguely" familiar (meaning, never heard of him).

HTF do you not know who the #### Andrew Dice Clay is? Seriously. WTF is going on here?
Maybe she's :shrug: because he's actually a hamster?

 
In fairness, Koya huffs a ton of paint. So hamsters probably look like fish to him.

 
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Now, ADC is hardly the pinnacle of comedianism, but wtf?

The commercial with him as a fish came on TV, and I'm like... do you know who the fish is (I learned it from the FFA :bow: ) She stares at me. Blankly.

And eventually, I'm like... it's Andrew Dice Clay.

She like... staring at me. blankly. No freakin idea who he is. Never even heard of him. It MAY be "vaguely" familiar (meaning, never heard of him).

HTF do you not know who the #### Andrew Dice Clay is? Seriously. WTF is going on here?
You married a pre-teen?

 
Maybe she has selective amnesia, and just does not remember the Dice Man.

Walk up to her and say: Hickory, Dickory Dock, Time you started sucking my ####, The clock strikes two, I'll drop my goo, Hickory Dickory Dock.

If that does not cause her to remember, perhaps she is telling the truth, report back any results.

 

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