Naked and Afraid
Feh. Oh boo hoo they get sun burned and a few scratches.
Not like the old days.
We had Crippled Helpless Alone and Naked.
Each episode had a volcano erupting as two hurricanes, five twisters, a dust storm, and a blizzard were hitting an island full of bears with each contestant bleeding covered in honey rubbed with raw meat in every orifice while having both arms tied behind their back as they were chased by starving wolves, stampeding elephants, and a pack of howler monkeys.
They started each show with a contestant pushed down a mountain crawling with fire ants, venomous snakes, sharks, and gila monsters.
Contestants could not tap out and everyone died a hideous disfiguring death.
The worst part of it all... everyone started the ordeal by getting a paper cut with lemon juice squirted on it, oooh that had to sting.
