**NBA BTTF V -- GREATEST THREAD IN NBA FORUM HISTORY (1 Viewer)

[Yo Mama]

Anthony Brown - G/F LAL

 

[scoobus]

PG:  Goran Dragic, Jeremy Lin, Greivis Vasquez, Jose Calderon, Tyler Ennis, Andrew Harrison

SG:  Kyle Korver, Malachi Richardson

SF:  Doug McDermott, Jared Dudley

PF:  Thaddeus Young, Trevor Booker, Davis Bertans, Jordan Hill

C:  DeAndre Jordan, Andre Drummond, Kosta Koufos, Alexis Ajinca

 

[Spartans Rule]

Joel Bolomboy, F, Jazz

 

[TobiasFunke]

Chris "Birdman" Anderson, who I'm sure will barely see the floor but it lets me post my favorite NBA media clip ever:

Wherein Doug Collins displays surprising familiarity with early 2000's coke rap

 

[Sammy3469]

PF/C CHRISTIAN WOOD, the next Whiteside...too bad that's in 4-6 years.  

 

[Spartans Rule]

PG: Stephen Curry, Tim Frazier, Malcolm Delaney
SG: Wesley Matthews, Lou Williams, Jonathon Simmons, Jordan McRae
SF: Tobias Harris, Mike Scott, Jeremy Lamb
PF: Enes Kanter, Trey Lyles, David Lee, Adreian Payne
C: Tristan Thompson, Timofey Mozgov, Aron Baynes, Joel Bolomboy

 

[Yo Mama]

Chris "Birdman" Anderson, who I'm sure will barely see the floor but it lets me post my favorite NBA media clip ever:

Wherein Doug Collins displays surprising familiarity with early 2000's coke rap

Think he was taken

 

[scoobus]

Chris "Birdman" Anderson, who I'm sure will barely see the floor but it lets me post my favorite NBA media clip ever:

Wherein Doug Collins displays surprising familiarity with early 2000's coke rap

Already taken, "Andersen"

 

[Yo Mama]

Yo Mama's Team

PG - Jeff Teague, Jrue Holiday, Ronnie Price, Jordan Farmar

SG - Will Barton, Terrence Ross, CJ Miles

SF - Chandler Parsons, Mo Harkless, Dragan Bender, Anthony Brown

PF - LeBron James, Brandan Wright, Anderson Varejao, Skal Labissiere

C - Marcin Gortat, Jusuf Nurkic, Tarik Black

 

[TobiasFunke]

Think he was taken

I guess I can continue with my efforts to corner the small Isaiah market with Isaiah Whitehead

 

[Kev4029]

Carl Landry

He doesn't have a team right now, but he was incredible in 569 minutes last year. Averaged 22.2pts and 9.2 reb per 36, had a .605 TS%, .176 WS/48 (while playing for the ####### Sixers), and a 22.4 PER. He'll end up somewhere, but he probably won't get many minutes, and like the other 23 FFA picks, he'll be nearly worthless.

 

[Kev4029]

PG: Mike Conley, Manu Ginobili, Sergio Rodriguez, Tyler Ulis
Wing: DeMar DeRozan, JJ Redick, Danny Green, Wilson Chandler, Corey Brewer, Hollis Thompson, Timothe Luwawu-Caborrot
Big: Paul Millsap, Pau Gasol, Cody Zeller, Boris Diaw, Darrell Arthur, Josh Smith, Carl Landry

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

18.xx -- Chinanu Onuaku, C

Might as well go with the underhanded free throw shtick.

 

[scoobus]

18.xx -- Chinanu Onuaku, C

Might as well go with the underhanded free throw shtick.

Much better Onuaku available.

 

[Sammy3469]

 Wood oozes potential at 6'11, with a 7'3 wingspan, he is long and athletic, but at just 20 years old he is still trying to figure out how to put all his tools together on and off the court. His one year of pro experience and development showed in Utah, as he posted efficient offensive numbers along with a PER of 43.5, second all time behind Marcus Smart's 44.9 in 2015. 

OOZES POTENTIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

OOZES POTENTIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think I had him last year.

 

[the moops]

Tony Wroten

Maybe he finds a gig somewhere and he plays like he did 2 years ago

 

[JB Breakfast Club]

Kevin Garnett - PF - retired 

juuuuust in case he decides to play the second half of the season for the Clippers

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Much better Onuaku available.

FALSE

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Malcolm Brogdon, SG Mil

Now what?

Pick someone that's available?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sorry I searched the thread and got no results. I'll try again when I can be trusted.

Yeah, doesn't come up in a thread search for whatever reason.  Blame The Gator:


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Malcolm Brogdon


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[Sammy3469]

Think I had him last year.

 

[Eephus]

Maurice Ndour, NYK

Had him last year.  His 2.3 PPG/1.8 RPG in Spain didn't help the cause.

 

[Sammy3469]

Had him last year.  His 2.3 PPG/1.8 RPG in Spain didn't help the cause.

They won't this year either

 

[Eephus]

TJ Warren    ‏@TonyWarrenJr   55 minutes ago

I done beat the odds going way too hard, I been getting slept on for way too long.

 

[Abraham]

Pj Hairston 

 

[rodg12]

18.5 - C.J. Wilcox, SG, ORL

 

[Slapdash]

Pj Hairston 

Way to put his name in the thread earlier so it looked he was picked while searching it.

 

[Abraham]

Way to put his name in the thread earlier so it looked he was picked while searching it.

I also put Pablo prigionis name in the thread too. 

 

[Slapdash]

Jarell Eddie:  He might make a roster

 

[Koya]

Way to put his name in the thread earlier so it looked he was picked while searching it.

Considering half the teams already have passed on him in the 18th, not sure there's much to cry foul about at this point. And you know it is not our usual inclination to side with Abe on these things.  Plus, he's usually too confused by having a guy on his roster, twice.

 

[Slapdash]

Considering half the teams already have passed on him in the 18th, not sure there's much to cry foul about at this point. And you know it is not our usual inclination to side with Abe on these things.  Plus, he's usually too confused by having a guy on his roster, twice.

 I was just drinking and watching soccer earlier and thought:  "no way someone had picked Hairston" so was going to pick him.  Seeing him in the thread, I waited till I got back to my hotel to make a pick.  Don't care at all, he is turrible.  The rare 3 and D wing who can't do either

 

[Abraham]

"A shooter who can't shoot, a defender who can't play D.  And an attitude problem.  Let's send him to the D league"

 

[Slapdash]

It was great after PJ got drafted when he got in a fight with high school player at a YMCA

 

[Koya]

Jerian Grant ?

Jerian Grant can be all yours... but he is not the droid you are looking for. ETA: Or maybe he is.  MAYYYYBE he is.


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Jerami Grant


SF

 

[Spartans Rule]

There is a Jerian Grant, too. He played at Notre Dame went to the Bulls in the Derrick Rose trade.

I actually thought that was who was being picked in the 9th round which I thought was way early.

 

[Koya]

There is a Jerian Grant, too. He played at Notre Dame went to the Bulls in the Derrick Rose trade.

I actually thought that was who was being picked in the 9th round which I thought was way early.

I feel like I am Mr. Robot on vacation in Westworld. 

 

[Eephus]

There is a Jerian Grant, too. He played at Notre Dame went to the Bulls in the Derrick Rose trade.

I actually thought that was who was being picked in the 9th round which I thought was way early.

Sons of Harvey Grant.  Or is that Horace Grant

 

[Eephus]

 

18 . 1 [ FFA ] Chem X  
18 . 2 [ FFA ] Jmon  
18 . 3 [ FFA ] The Moops  Tony Wroten
18 . 4 [ FFA ] Sammy  Christian Wood
18 . 5 [ FFA ] Rodg  CJ Wilcox
18 . 6 [ FFA ] No. 16  
18 . 7 [ FFA ] Arsenal of Doom  
18 . 8 [ FFA ] jomar  
18 . 9 [ FFA ] TobiasFunke  Isaiah Whitehead
18 . 10 [ FFA ] Frosty  Maurice Ndour
18 . 11 [ FFA ] John Bender  Kevin Garnett
18 . 12 [ FFA ] Yo Mama  Anthony Brown
18 . 13 [ FFA ] Bananafish  Jerian Grant
18 . 14 [ FFA ] TRE  Chinanu Onuaku
18 . 15 [ FFA ] Spartans Rule  Joel Bolomboy
18 . 16 [ FFA ] Kev4029  Carl Landry
18 . 17 [ FFA ] Eephus  Johnny O'Bryant
18 . 18 [ FFA ] hagmania  
18 . 19 [ FFA ] The Gator  
18 . 20 [ FFA ] Kraft  
18 . 21 [ FFA ] Slapdash  Jarell Eddie
18 . 22 [ FFA ] Koya  Cheick Daillo
18 . 23 [ FFA ] scoobus  Malachi Richardson
18 . 24 [ FFA ] Abraham  PJ Hairston

 

[Koya]

I'll take any grant I can get. 

President Grant is yours, then. I hear he is buried in Grant's tomb.

 

[jomar]

Thomas Robinson?

 

[Spartans Rule]

President Grant is yours, then. I hear he is buried in Grant's tomb.

Or at least buried on the Chicago depth chart.

 

[Slapdash]

I'll take any grant I can get. 

How about a Jan Micheal Vincent?

 

[rodg12]

I feel like I am Mr. Robot on vacation in Westworld. 

Mind. Blown.

 

[rodg12]

Thomas Robinson?

Thought about him for my 18th.  Lakers may keep him instead of Yi.  Talk of him potentially being a small ball 5.  He's looked pretty good in the preseason.

 

[Eephus]

Thought about him for my 18th.  Lakers may keep him instead of Yi.  Talk of him potentially being a small ball 5.  He's looked pretty good in the preseason.

DJ Mbenga and Mike Smrek are also under consideration

 

[rodg12]

DJ Mbenga and Mike Smrek are also under consideration

Mbenga garbage time for the last two Lakers title teams was always epic.  Great bench celebrations too.  EVERY time he came in, announcers mentioned him being a black belt. 

 

[Frostillicus]

Jerian Grant can be all yours... but he is not the droid you are looking for. ETA: Or maybe he is.  MAYYYYBE he is.


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Jerami Grant


SF

I thought Grant had a chance to be a pretty good player.  Then he got traded to Chicago, who then traded for two other point guards.

 

[Frostillicus]

That's my Grant you're thinking of, not this Jerami loser.

I thought we were talking about Jerian?

That's it.  Too many Grants.  Please eliminate three.

 

[hagmania]

I'm going to send this thread to Jerami and he's going to use this as motivation to become an absolute monster.