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Nice head butt at Walmart (1 Viewer)

One of the things my father told me before he passed. "Son don't ever tangle with a big black female Walmart clerk, they will #### you up.".

 
One of the things my father told me before he passed. "Son don't ever tangle with a big black female Walmart clerk, they will #### you up.".
Your father was wise. If you bind a compendium of all his wit, wisdom, and aphorisms into one volume I would be among the first to buy.

I wish someone had warned me about obese, black Walmart clerks. In my case obese black clerks with bad extensions, which, apparently one does not make comment about. Had I been warned I might still be alive today to tell the tale.

 
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:lmao: She didn't quite get the impact she was anticipating I think
:lmao: at her technique. Should have tried this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGt4SdwhSHI

She did well as far as getting her legs in the right position to increase the power of the headbutt. I would have liked to see more of the video. Looked like the other chick was going to stomp her into the ground.
Little white chick thought bubble : (this girl is gonna kill me, i'll sneak attack with a big headbutt, she won't know what hit her. She'll be down. I'll take advantage. ok 3-2-1)

:HEADBUTT:

Little white chick thought bubble : ####

 
You can file your tax return at Walmart? :confused:
Apparently not without a bit of conflict.
It happens.

My buddy has a tax office. The #1 conflict is the baby daddies who live with the mama with no job who cant understand that they arent head of household.

A lot of them fly in to a rage when the gov considers them nobodies.

Cant imagine what these women were fighting about though.

 

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