Odd Baseball Stories (1 Viewer)

[Limp Ditka]

Ran across this one on another website

Manager Alvin Dark of the San Francisco Giants told reporters that NASA would "put a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run." When Perry finally hit a home run 5 years later, it was 20 minutes after Neil Armstrong landed on the moon.

 

[wilked]

A friend of mine owns a 6 month old terrier. Well, he walks into a bar with the dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

"You don't understand," says my buddy. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."

So Rick puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"

"Bark!"

"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

"I guess you've heard enough," says my GB. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."

The bartender was furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to Rick and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"