*** OFFICIAL 2013 CAKE LEAGUE DRAFT THREAD *** (1 Viewer)

[urbanhack]

2.09 - Stephen Strasburg (SP, Washington)

sunt

 

[urbanhack]

2.10 - Adrian Beltre - 3B, TEX

 

[Greco]

2.11 Joe Mauer, C Minnesota Twins

 

[FDAS]

2.12 Jay Bruce OF; YOUR CINCINNATI REDLEGS.

 

[E-Z Glider]

2.13 - Jason Heyward, OF, Braves

 

[General Malaise]

2.06 TRE - David Wright, 3B, NYM

2.07 shuke - Clayton Kershaw, SP, LAD

2.08 Eephus - Dustin Pedroia, 2B, BOS

2.09 RnR - Stephen Strasburg, SP, WAS

2.10 Hack/Rude - Adrian Beltre, 3B, TEX

2.11 Greco - Joe Mauer, C, MIN

2.12 FDAS/Tat - Jay Bruce, OF, CIN

2.13 Funke/E-Z - Jayson Heyward, OF, ATL

2.14 Chem X - OTC

2.15 Pickles

2.16 cos/GM

 

[Mr. Pickles]

See you tomorrow.

 

[Pumpnick]

Check sim live, maybe he's there

 

[Tremendous Upside]

X textedresponse: "ugh"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

He's probably kvetching in a chat somewhere.

 

[Chemical X]

youranus cespedes, **** of, cuban x a's

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Lovely.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh my stars.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Adam Jones, OF, BAL

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A lot of offending packed into one pick. That's how you do it!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm excited to see the guy who X thought had less of a chance of lasting five more picks. That oughta be good.

 

[cosjobs]

Ian kinslerEdwin Encarnacion

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Ryan Zimmerman, 3B, WAS

 

[Good Posting Judge]

teXt sent.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

A response was sent in the form of an inquiry into the status of a certain homophobic shortstop.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2012 Orioles thread more active than the Cake draft

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Aaand, he's gone.

 

[Chemical X]

starlin castro, ss, obph8tr

 

[urbanhack]

Aaand, he's gone.

who? #### face?

 

[FDAS]

Well, ####.

 

[Frostillicus]

2.11 Joe Mauer, C Minnesota Twins

Reach

 

[E-Z Glider]

It's reaching season.Paul Goldschmidt, 1B, Arizona

 

[FDAS]

It's reaching season.Paul Goldschmidt, 1B, Arizona

You are a tremendous ######. Nothing personal.

 

[FDAS]

Adrian Gonzalez 1B Dodgers

I hate this pick

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did I miss a couple of rounds?

 

[General Malaise]

youranus cespedes, **** of, cuban x a's

HOODS ON!!!

 

[Greco]

3.06 Chase Headley, 3B San Diego Padres

Continuing with the reach theme.

 

[Chemical X]

i have determined that these picks aren't reaches, the talent isn't that good in MLB anymore.i typed adrian gonzalez in like 5 times and deleted it. guy was a top 10 pick 2-3 years ago and just seems to be in decline. his eye seems to have completely disappeared. i just couldn't gamble this is THE decline. wanted goldschmidt for the jew shtick.instead i wound up with Team Landscaping - a Jew in charge of 2 wetbacks.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

i have determined that these picks aren't reaches, the talent isn't that good in MLB anymore.i typed adrian gonzalez in like 5 times and deleted it. guy was a top 10 pick 2-3 years ago and just seems to be in decline. his eye seems to have completely disappeared. i just couldn't gamble this is THE decline. wanted goldschmidt for the jew shtick.instead i wound up with Team Landscaping - a Jew in charge of 2 wetbacks.

Draft MVP

 

[urbanhack]

i have determined that these picks aren't reaches, the talent isn't that good in MLB anymore.i typed adrian gonzalez in like 5 times and deleted it. guy was a top 10 pick 2-3 years ago and just seems to be in decline. his eye seems to have completely disappeared. i just couldn't gamble this is THE decline. wanted goldschmidt for the jew shtick.instead i wound up with Team Landscaping - a Jew in charge of 2 wetbacks.

#### you

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Who is going to take X's team in the high likelihood of banning?

 

[Chemical X]

i keep forgetting we are draughting at †guys.com. need to tone-loc down the shtick and ramp up the thoughts and prayers.

 

[E-Z Glider]

i typed adrian gonzalez in like 5 times and deleted it. guy was a top 10 pick 2-3 years ago and just seems to be in decline. his eye seems to have completely disappeared.

his walks have dropped from 119, 93, 74, 42 the last 4 years and his HRs have dropped in half. he's trending. sorry about taking your jew.

 

[Chemical X]

i typed adrian gonzalez in like 5 times and deleted it. guy was a top 10 pick 2-3 years ago and just seems to be in decline. his eye seems to have completely disappeared.

his walks have dropped from 119, 93, 74, 42 the last 4 years and his HRs have dropped in half. he's trending. sorry about taking your jew.

i have my 2013 draft leaflet of jews to target after goldschmidt and braun. who can take a 1 man list?

 

[Greco]

i've already gotten my money's worth.

 

[Kraft...]

3.07 Hack/Rude - OTC3.08 RnR - 3.09 Eephus - 3.10 shuke - 3.11 TRE - 3.12 Pumpnick - 3.13 TU - 3.14 Hoos - 3.15 GWB - 3.16 Kraft -

 

[FDAS]

I'm thrilled I've made the worst pick of the draft.

 

[urbanhack]

i keep forgetting we are draughting at †guys.com. need to tone-loc down the shtick and ramp up the thoughts and prayers.

yea...that's it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

instead i wound up with Team Landscaping - a Jew in charge of 2 wetbacks.

tone-loc

who can take a 1 man list?

 

[Kraft...]

i keep forgetting we are draughting at †guys.com. need to tone-loc down the shtick and ramp up the thoughts and prayers.

yea...that's it.

Tap OTC

 

[urbanhack]

3.07 - B. Zobrist, 2B-SS, TB

 

[shuke]

3.07 - B. Zobrist, 2B-SS, TB

So hot

 

[Good Posting Judge]

3.07 - B. Zobrist, 2B-SS, TB

So hot

I like her boots.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

3.07 - B. Zobrist, 2B-SS, TB

So hot

I like her boots.

Still that he and his wife share a Twitter account

 

[shuke]

3.07 - B. Zobrist, 2B-SS, TB

So hot

I like her boots.

Still that he and his wife share a Twitter account

I'd share whatever she would want me to.