***OFFICIAL*** 2024 Cakeboy League - I guess the draft has started. (2 Viewers)

[shuke]

5.14 Gleyber Torres 2B NYY
6.01 Dansby Swanson SS CHC

 

[Dan Lambskin]

6.02 George Springer

 

[Dan Lambskin]

@BeTheMatch

 

[$tanley Cup]

5.10 Jazz Chisholm Jr, DL, Fish

@JZilla

Now I’m screwed in two leagues. This is a 30/40 player that you’re scared to watch play because he’s gonna pull a groin, collide with a teammate, and fall down the dugout stairs and get concussed. If he plays 120 games this works, but that’s a 85% outcome.

 

[BeTheMatch]

Sniped over and over again. I'm on tilt.

6.03 Jesus Luzardo, SP, MIA

@Mr. Pickles

 

[Mr. Pickles]

6.04 Spencer Steer Everywhere Red Legs

Need some Reds.

 

[$tanley Cup]

6.5 Zach Eflin, SP, Rays

 

[FDASv2.0]

6.6 Ha-Seong Kim Padres SS

@cheese

 

[cheese]

6.7 Will Smith C LAD

@Bogart

 

[Bogart]

6.08 - Max Fried - SP - ATL


@Chemical X

 

[Chemical X]

6.9 - Spencer Torkelson, 1B, Detroit Lolichs

best available spencer.......

@hockeymedic @urbanhack

 

[urbanhack]

6.10 - Eury Perez - SP - Phins

 

[urbanhack]

@Frostillicus

 

[General Malaise]

6.11 - Frost - Jhoan Duran - RP - MIN

6.12 - GM - Evan Carter - OF - TEX

Texting Nana

 

[shuke]

Remember when this used to be fun?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Remember when this used to be fun?

Yeah. It kinda sucks now

 

[Bogart]

Remember when this used to be fun?

I personally am having a good time. And haven't even done the annual tradition of making a pick mid-coitus yet.

 

[trogg78]

6.13 Logan Gilbert P SEA

6.14 Nolan Arenado 3B STL
7.01 Bryson Stott 2B PHI

texted banana

 

[General Malaise]

I'm having the time of my life.

 

[urbanhack]

I'm building regulatory intelligence dashboards for Johnson & Johnson medical devices while picking players.....what a time to be alive!!!

 

[$tanley Cup]

I'm building regulatory intelligence dashboards for Johnson & Johnson medical devices while picking players.....what a time to be alive!!!

That’s hot

 

[FDASv2.0]

I'm building regulatory intelligence dashboards for Johnson & Johnson medical devices while picking players.....what a time to be alive!!!

I understand all the words you typed. However, the order you typed them has left me baffled.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm building regulatory intelligence dashboards for Johnson & Johnson medical devices while picking players.....what a time to be alive!!!

Young Hack would kick your ***.

 

[General Malaise]

Leaving here shortly to take my dad to the oncologist. Doubtful I'll be checking this too much, so I plan on leaving a list to Bogart if Nana doesn't pick soon.

 

[Bogart]

Leaving here shortly to take my dad to the oncologist. Doubtful I'll be checking this too much, so I plan on leaving a list to Bogart if Nana doesn't pick soon.

Here's hoping there is a hot receptionist or nurse you can talk up.

 

[General Malaise]

7.02 Bananafish Emmanuel Clase RP CLE
7.03 GM Bobby Miller SP LAD

@Frostillicus

 

[General Malaise]

7.04 Frost - JT Realmuto - C - PHI

 

[urbanhack]

7.05 - Nick Castellanos - OF - PHI

 

[urbanhack]

@chemical_brothers

 

[Chemical X]

7.06 - Grayson Rodriguez, SP, St. Louis Browns / Baltimore Orioles

@peterlorie

 

[Bogart]

7.07 - Devin Williams - RP - BrewCrew

@cheese
@cheeseypoof

 

[FDASv2.0]

7.06 - Grayson Rodriguez, SP, St. Louis Browns / Baltimore Orioles

@peterlorie

You're a terrible person

 

[Chemical X]

7.06 - Grayson Rodriguez, SP, St. Louis Browns / Baltimore Orioles

@peterlorie

You're a terrible person

reported to teh mods.....

 

[Chemical X]

5.10 Jazz Chisholm Jr, DL, Fish

@JZilla

Now I’m screwed in two leagues. This is a 30/40 player that you’re scared to watch play because he’s gonna pull a groin, collide with a teammate, and fall down the dugout stairs and get concussed. If he plays 120 games this works, but that’s a 85% outcome.

i looked at him long and hard, but i just couldn't play jazz roulette. i am just so nervous for him moving around and living.

 

[shuke]

Remember when this used to be fun?

I personally am having a good time.

Really? There's barely any talk in here. I realize I'm part of the problem. Super busy.

 

[Bogart]

Remember when this used to be fun?

I personally am having a good time.

Really? There's barely any talk in here. I realize I'm part of the problem. Super busy.

I can tell, you are taking forever between chess moves. Also all the picks have been fairly chalk so far, so not much to say?

 

[Chemical X]

it's a long way away and things have to happen, but i'm hoping i can do this next year if i am in Italy. i'll be 6 hours ahead and watching games, setting lineups will be uber tough. east coast games at 7p will mean 1a starts for me. i'll have no idea who is and isn't playing daily. i'm gonna give it a try, but i suspect i won't be able to compete. i don't think having the 6 hour advance knowledge of scores and stats can offset the time difference. will be interesting.

 

[Chemical X]

Remember when this used to be fun?

I personally am having a good time.

Really? There's barely any talk in here. I realize I'm part of the problem. Super busy.

I can tell, you are taking forever between chess moves. Also all the picks have been fairly chalk so far, so not much to say?

agree, pretty chalky. the names coming up on my list are so middling. each guy now seems the same as the other, so it's really crap shooty. take a team? age? i just want some guys that won't die on me and will play 135 games. SP roulette is the worst. Innings are so hard to find. grab a top guy is a good strategy, but he better throw 175 innings. 150 seems the norm now. wins are unpossible, since no one pitches more than 5-6 innings.

 

[urbanhack]

it's a long way away and things have to happen, but i'm hoping i can do this next year if i am in Italy. i'll be 6 hours ahead and watching games, setting lineups will be uber tough. east coast games at 7p will mean 1a starts for me. i'll have no idea who is and isn't playing daily. i'm gonna give it a try, but i suspect i won't be able to compete. i don't think having the 6 hour advance knowledge of scores and stats can offset the time difference. will be interesting.

Setup your AI bots to do the work. /thread

 

[urbanhack]

Remember when this used to be fun?

I personally am having a good time.

Really? There's barely any talk in here. I realize I'm part of the problem. Super busy.

I can tell, you are taking forever between chess moves. Also all the picks have been fairly chalk so far, so not much to say?

I plan to start mixing things up real soon!

 

[urbanhack]

7.07 - Devin Williams - RP - BrewCrew

@cheese
@cheeseypoof

Updat3?

 

[Chemical X]

it's a long way away and things have to happen, but i'm hoping i can do this next year if i am in Italy. i'll be 6 hours ahead and watching games, setting lineups will be uber tough. east coast games at 7p will mean 1a starts for me. i'll have no idea who is and isn't playing daily. i'm gonna give it a try, but i suspect i won't be able to compete. i don't think having the 6 hour advance knowledge of scores and stats can offset the time difference. will be interesting.

Setup your AI bots to do the work. /thread

i’m already a bot, this may work.

 

[General Malaise]

@Cheesejobs
@SoCheeseCalFan

 

[Bogart]

it's a long way away and things have to happen, but i'm hoping i can do this next year if i am in Italy. i'll be 6 hours ahead and watching games, setting lineups will be uber tough. east coast games at 7p will mean 1a starts for me. i'll have no idea who is and isn't playing daily. i'm gonna give it a try, but i suspect i won't be able to compete. i don't think having the 6 hour advance knowledge of scores and stats can offset the time difference. will be interesting.

Get someone to co-own with you. You can do the early morning work, they can do the late night work, and you can high five as you pass like ships in the night.

The team name can be Cucumber Vodka Shots.

@kevzilla

 

[cheese]

7.8 Ian Happ

 

[Dan Lambskin]

it's a long way away and things have to happen, but i'm hoping i can do this next year if i am in Italy. i'll be 6 hours ahead and watching games, setting lineups will be uber tough. east coast games at 7p will mean 1a starts for me. i'll have no idea who is and isn't playing daily. i'm gonna give it a try, but i suspect i won't be able to compete. i don't think having the 6 hour advance knowledge of scores and stats can offset the time difference. will be interesting.

Get someone to co-own with you. You can do the early morning work, they can do the late night work, and you can high five as you pass like ships in the night.

The team name can be Cucumber Vodka Shots.

@kevzilla

I still can’t fathom a grown man sharing a fantasy team with another grown man

 

[Chemical X]

it's a long way away and things have to happen, but i'm hoping i can do this next year if i am in Italy. i'll be 6 hours ahead and watching games, setting lineups will be uber tough. east coast games at 7p will mean 1a starts for me. i'll have no idea who is and isn't playing daily. i'm gonna give it a try, but i suspect i won't be able to compete. i don't think having the 6 hour advance knowledge of scores and stats can offset the time difference. will be interesting.

Get someone to co-own with you. You can do the early morning work, they can do the late night work, and you can high five as you pass like ships in the night.

The team name can be Cucumber Vodka Shots.

@kevzilla

I still can’t fathom a grown man sharing a fantasy team with another grown man

especially in this economy

 

[FDASv2.0]

7.9 Ketel Marte Diamondbacks 2B

@$tanley Cup

 

[FDASv2.0]

it's a long way away and things have to happen, but i'm hoping i can do this next year if i am in Italy. i'll be 6 hours ahead and watching games, setting lineups will be uber tough. east coast games at 7p will mean 1a starts for me. i'll have no idea who is and isn't playing daily. i'm gonna give it a try, but i suspect i won't be able to compete. i don't think having the 6 hour advance knowledge of scores and stats can offset the time difference. will be interesting.

Get someone to co-own with you. You can do the early morning work, they can do the late night work, and you can high five as you pass like ships in the night.

The team name can be Cucumber Vodka Shots.

@kevzilla

I still can’t fathom a grown man sharing a fantasy team with another grown man

 

[$tanley Cup]

Driving will pick in 30