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Let's do the update from the last week in quiz form.  Can you spot the fake Trump quote?

1. “The only way they can beat it in my opinion, and I mean this 100 percent, if in certain sections of the state they cheat.”

2. "No, I meant [Obama's] the founder of ISIS I do. He was the most valuable player. I give him the most valuable player award. I give her, too, by the way, Hillary Clinton."

3. "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.  Checkmate."

4. "We don't win any more. You people (pointing to the crowd) definitely don't win anymore."

5. "It is not 'freedom of the press' when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false!"

 
TobiasFunke said:
Let's do the update from the last week in quiz form.  Can you spot the fake Trump quote?

1. “The only way they can beat it in my opinion, and I mean this 100 percent, if in certain sections of the state they cheat.”

2. "No, I meant [Obama's] the founder of ISIS I do. He was the most valuable player. I give him the most valuable player award. I give her, too, by the way, Hillary Clinton."

3. "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.  Checkmate."

4. "We don't win any more. You people (pointing to the crowd) definitely don't win anymore."

5. "It is not 'freedom of the press' when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false!"
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Trick question. Donald Trump is in fact the living incarnation of Zapp Brannigan, so these are all technically Trump quotes.

 
Since Trump is going through the vetting process for the job, in which, he is applying for, it must be tough for him to be vetted like he is so far. This is a job that is arguably, the most powerful job in the world, and he is going to stand up there and speak the way he does? And, people are going to vote for this guy? That, right there, is the remarkable part about all of this. People will actually vote for him AND the same party turned down a guy, like Kasich, who, at least, appeared to be much more presidential. Eight years ago I figured I'd be lucky to see a black person be the president of the US. I could almost say that about a woman but it seems to be a foregone conclusion. I never thought I'd be worried that a crazy SOB might be president. Holy crap Republicans. Do you not even realize what he would do to global relations alone?

 
Mario Kart said:
Since Trump is going through the vetting process for the job, in which, he is applying for, it must be tough for him to be vetted like he is so far. This is a job that is arguably, the most powerful job in the world, and he is going to stand up there and speak the way he does? And, people are going to vote for this guy? That, right there, is the remarkable part about all of this. People will actually vote for him AND the same party turned down a guy, like Kasich, who, at least, appeared to be much more presidential. Eight years ago I figured I'd be lucky to see a black person be the president of the US. I could almost say that about a woman but it seems to be a foregone conclusion. I never thought I'd be worried that a crazy SOB might be president. Holy crap Republicans. Do you not even realize what he would do to global relations alone?
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He's just ahead of the curve.  He's an overacheiver.  

This is the Republicans the last 20-30 years, writ large.  Trump is the evolution of the Republican, but skipping a few rungs on the ladder.  

 
The General said:
People with Truck Nutz to Trump voter has to be in the 99 percent range.
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Quick- what major league baseball player do you think is most likely to be a Trump supporter?

You got it right, everyone. It's Jonathan Papelbon:
 

Having Jonathan Papelbon on the Nationals made rooting for the Nationals a little less enjoyable.

Now maybe players don’t, or shouldn’t, care whether the home fans like them. If a Nationals player did care, though, he probably wouldn’t have wanted to wear a T-shirt reading “Obama can’t ban these guns” to his let’s-make-amends spring training news conference. Nor would he have, on multiple occasions, played a political anthem while reporters were inside the Nats clubhouse.

The ditty was called “Vote For Trump,” and it included promises that “the wall will get built by Mexico” and that Trump would “bring back country [and] get rid of rap,” also noting that “if you don’t like it you can all just kiss our ###.”
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People Who Think It's The Government's Fault They Can't Find A Job And Not Theirs For Punching Out Their Old Boss Because Man, That Guy ####ing Deserved It.

 
People Who Can't Believe You Are Still Having Your Kid Vaccinated, What With The Chemtrails, and Planned Parenthood Selling Fetuses And Whatnot.  

 
donald trump is definitely winning with the guys who just took a shower but still somehow smell like a fart crowd take that to the bank bromigos 

 
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