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Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.
I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy. :no:
would be kind of weird, no?
I don't know. Would have to go out once, I guess, to see. Maybe it would be just fine...the guy seems really cool. This is not one I'm willing to do for shtick, though.
 
Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.
I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy. :no:
would be kind of weird, no?
I don't know. Would have to go out once, I guess, to see. Maybe it would be just fine...the guy seems really cool. This is not one I'm willing to do for shtick, though.
I don't see how a guy in a chair could satisfy one in a physical fashion. :banned:
 
A guy contacted me whose job is "Embryonic Stem-Cell Researcher and Attorney". All I could think was this match was meant for Woz, so that they could talk about abortion and law all in the same date! :no:
:sigh:why do all girls act the same when they get mad at a guy?
 
Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.
I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy. :no:
would be kind of weird, no?
I don't know. Would have to go out once, I guess, to see. Maybe it would be just fine...the guy seems really cool. This is not one I'm willing to do for shtick, though.
I don't see how a guy in a chair could satisfy one in a physical fashion. :banned:
obviously it would be tougher, but he has a mouth and if the lower region still works if he's a cool enough guy i think most girls could handle it :shrug:
 
Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.
I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy. :shrug:
would be kind of weird, no?
I don't know. Would have to go out once, I guess, to see. Maybe it would be just fine...the guy seems really cool. This is not one I'm willing to do for shtick, though.
I don't see how a guy in a chair could satisfy one in a physical fashion. :shrug:
Pretty sure the chair doesn't cut off feeling to the nether regions. :shrug:
 
Interesting tidbit in the "additional information" part of a guy who contacted me:

I'm in a wheelchair. I still make a living, get around and pretty much don't let anything hold me back. I'm not about to let life pass me by. If this is a problem for you, no harm, no foul, I wish you luck. However, I insist upon being up front and honest about it. If this is not an obstacle for you, maybe we should talk.
I don't think I care, but it was just surprising. FWIW, which isn't much, he's a really good-looking guy. :shrug:
would be kind of weird, no?
I don't know. Would have to go out once, I guess, to see. Maybe it would be just fine...the guy seems really cool. This is not one I'm willing to do for shtick, though.
I don't see how a guy in a chair could satisfy one in a physical fashion. :shrug:
Pretty sure the chair doesn't cut off feeling to the nether regions. :shrug:
:shrug:
 
At open communication with a 33 year old teacher. :shrug: She's good-looking, but I don't see how this ends well.
1. you can live out all our childhood fantasies of banging Mrs. Smith2. she's older, maybe she's not psycho or clingy like your ex since she's independent3. most of the girls i know who became teachers seem pretty cool - i think it's a very neat profession that most "good" people get into too :shrug:i'd give it a shot
 
3. most of the girls i know who became teachers seem pretty cool - i think it's a very neat profession that most "good" people get into too :shrug:
On this note, I'm being matched with a LOT of teachers lately. I think it's actually a very good thing.
 
3. most of the girls i know who became teachers seem pretty cool - i think it's a very neat profession that most "good" people get into too :shrug:
On this note, I'm being matched with a LOT of teachers lately. I think it's actually a very good thing.
I could definitely see myself with someone in the teaching, nursing, doctor, coaching type professions... all very cool to me and seem to encompass nice girls
 
3. most of the girls i know who became teachers seem pretty cool - i think it's a very neat profession that most "good" people get into too :shrug:
On this note, I'm being matched with a LOT of teachers lately. I think it's actually a very good thing.
I could definitely see myself with someone in the teaching, nursing, doctor, coaching type professions... all very cool to me and seem to encompass nice girls
aren't girls sport coaches either men or lesbians?
 
3. most of the girls i know who became teachers seem pretty cool - i think it's a very neat profession that most "good" people get into too :shrug:
On this note, I'm being matched with a LOT of teachers lately. I think it's actually a very good thing.
I could definitely see myself with someone in the teaching, nursing, doctor, coaching type professions... all very cool to me and seem to encompass nice girls
aren't girls sport coaches either men or lesbians?
perhaps, but i was watching the undergrad's gymnastic coach in the weight room tonight and she made me want to do stuff to her so i could be a little biased right now...
 
At open communication with a 33 year old teacher. :bag: She's good-looking, but I don't see how this ends well.
1. you can live out all our childhood fantasies of banging Mrs. Smith2. she's older, maybe she's not psycho or clingy like your ex since she's independent

3. most of the girls i know who became teachers seem pretty cool - i think it's a very neat profession that most "good" people get into too :shrug:

i'd give it a shot
XMy ex was a teacher and she was a dirty dirty whore and probably still is. Good people don't #### around on their SOs. Not to mention her lack of morals and psycho tendencies. Not to mention....well I'll just end that hijack/rant right there....

Currently seeing a social worker and another teacher and they are both super clingy and getting a little psycho.

Not that its indicitive of every teacher but I've had bad experiences. Its tough for them to meet people given their occupation and so I've been matched with quite a few and continue to have bad luck. :shrug:

 
3. most of the girls i know who became teachers seem pretty cool - i think it's a very neat profession that most "good" people get into too :shrug:
On this note, I'm being matched with a LOT of teachers lately. I think it's actually a very good thing.
I could definitely see myself with someone in the teaching, nursing, doctor, coaching type professions... all very cool to me and seem to encompass nice girls
aren't girls sport coaches either men or lesbians?
perhaps, but i was watching the undergrad's gymnastic coach in the weight room tonight and she made me want to do stuff to her so i could be a little biased right now...
:shrug:
 
stu didnt you have a date last night?

:wub:

Dont Woz and Krista need to talk about their booty call status

:popcorn:

entertainment please. Its my last official week of work. I dont feel I should accomplish anything.

 
question for you guys. i just got a new picture of me that i like a lot. it's the most recent picture of me i have within like a year. my only hesitation is that i have a cigar in my mouth (its chilling up in the boundary waters of MN w/ my uncle - very cool picture) and i'm wondering if girls would be turned off by this. if anything, i can't stand smoking and the truth is i barely made it maybe a quarter of the way down the thing before i had to put it out. think i should put it up anyways?
I would assume most girls realize that having a cigar while fishing doesn't make you a smoker, but I could be wrong.
 
question for you guys. i just got a new picture of me that i like a lot. it's the most recent picture of me i have within like a year. my only hesitation is that i have a cigar in my mouth (its chilling up in the boundary waters of MN w/ my uncle - very cool picture) and i'm wondering if girls would be turned off by this. if anything, i can't stand smoking and the truth is i barely made it maybe a quarter of the way down the thing before i had to put it out. think i should put it up anyways?
I would assume most girls realize that having a cigar while fishing doesn't make you a smoker, but I could be wrong.
you could probably put a funny 1 liner under the pic (if the site allows it)
 
"blind date" - probably waiting for me to ask her out again but doesn't want to be pushy or come on too strong. Much more sane than any of the girls I've met online.
Last night I finally got around to a second date with this girl. The sanity comment still holds. She's also cuter than I remembered. I enjoyed her company, so I don't think it'll be another month until I see her again.
 
Have a B&M date this weekend, so that's always a good sign.

Calling Milwaukee girl tonight...honestly, I'm just going to see what happens with that call. Sent message to the teacher, seeing if she wanted to do something Thursday or early next week.

 
Second date

i was invited to a birthday party for one of her friends

i picker her up, with a nice kiss to start things off, then we got a case of beer and headed over to the party

there were like 3 couples there when we arrived and just hungout playing games, i.e. cornhole. while more guests arrived

We ate and got to talk, she asked if i think she is a lush because everytime we have hungout she has been drinking, i said no, but ive been drinking those times too, that just makes us a couple of kids that like alcohol, nothing wrong with that

after eating we had a blast playing flip-cup with 7 other couples, the girls vs the guys, obvious mismatch right?

well the girls won the first 7 games in a row, and they werent even close. then the guys got a win, here comes the rally... but its wasnt meant to be, the girl demolished us 14 out of 15 games, but it was a lot of fun.

we hung around a fire a few hours then someones mom (who was sober) drove us all to another house where we made out for a little before crashing.

next morning we were both so hungover, i dropped her off at her place, and made plans to do something else with her.

here is a picture of us at the party

 
Second date

i was invited to a birthday party for one of her friends

i picker her up, with a nice kiss to start things off, then we got a case of beer and headed over to the party

there were like 3 couples there when we arrived and just hungout playing games, i.e. cornhole. while more guests arrived

We ate and got to talk, she asked if i think she is a lush because everytime we have hungout she has been drinking, i said no, but ive been drinking those times too, that just makes us a couple of kids that like alcohol, nothing wrong with that

after eating we had a blast playing flip-cup with 7 other couples, the girls vs the guys, obvious mismatch right?

well the girls won the first 7 games in a row, and they werent even close. then the guys got a win, here comes the rally... but its wasnt meant to be, the girl demolished us 14 out of 15 games, but it was a lot of fun.

we hung around a fire a few hours then someones mom (who was sober) drove us all to another house where we made out for a little before crashing.

next morning we were both so hungover, i dropped her off at her place, and made plans to do something else with her.

here is a picture of us at the party
nice work GB!what plans did you make?

Bday party invite is a big deal actually.

 
Second date

i was invited to a birthday party for one of her friends

i picker her up, with a nice kiss to start things off, then we got a case of beer and headed over to the party

there were like 3 couples there when we arrived and just hungout playing games, i.e. cornhole. while more guests arrived

We ate and got to talk, she asked if i think she is a lush because everytime we have hungout she has been drinking, i said no, but ive been drinking those times too, that just makes us a couple of kids that like alcohol, nothing wrong with that

after eating we had a blast playing flip-cup with 7 other couples, the girls vs the guys, obvious mismatch right?

well the girls won the first 7 games in a row, and they werent even close. then the guys got a win, here comes the rally... but its wasnt meant to be, the girl demolished us 14 out of 15 games, but it was a lot of fun.

we hung around a fire a few hours then someones mom (who was sober) drove us all to another house where we made out for a little before crashing.

next morning we were both so hungover, i dropped her off at her place, and made plans to do something else with her.

here is a picture of us at the party
Very, very cute pic. The two of you look really good together. :confused: The second date sounds like it was so great!

 
Second date

i was invited to a birthday party for one of her friends

i picker her up, with a nice kiss to start things off, then we got a case of beer and headed over to the party

there were like 3 couples there when we arrived and just hungout playing games, i.e. cornhole. while more guests arrived

We ate and got to talk, she asked if i think she is a lush because everytime we have hungout she has been drinking, i said no, but ive been drinking those times too, that just makes us a couple of kids that like alcohol, nothing wrong with that

after eating we had a blast playing flip-cup with 7 other couples, the girls vs the guys, obvious mismatch right?

well the girls won the first 7 games in a row, and they werent even close. then the guys got a win, here comes the rally... but its wasnt meant to be, the girl demolished us 14 out of 15 games, but it was a lot of fun.

we hung around a fire a few hours then someones mom (who was sober) drove us all to another house where we made out for a little before crashing.

next morning we were both so hungover, i dropped her off at her place, and made plans to do something else with her.

here is a picture of us at the party
very cool :confused:
 
I'm sorry, but I have nothing to offer in the way of entertainment, springroll. :(

I did get an out-of-the-blue e-mail from a guy I went on two dates with more than three years ago. :confused:

 
Dont Woz and Krista need to talk about their booty call status:confused:
girls don't talk to a guy directly when they're mad at them. and guys don't know how to handle and feel weird about it so they make awkward and weird comments like the one above which are supposed to be funny but only offend the girl more and then they feel even worsenext step: sending her flowers.... (she better not reject those, otherwise it's poem time baby!!!!)
 
update:

going out for a second date with hotornot chick. Think I should be romantic and take her to an ethnic place? Or, should I get her all liquored up at a bar and see what happens?

 
I got a backstage pass. Leave it there.

ETA: After Krista's post I guess I should say with a WOMAN. :thumbup:

 
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This gal is wanting to explore a few things sexually while keeping our relationship casual. A 3 some is a possibility so I am told by her. Oh please baby jeebus make this happen. :thumbup:

 
Woz said:
springroll said:
Dont Woz and Krista need to talk about their booty call status:thumbup:
girls don't talk to a guy directly when they're mad at them. and guys don't know how to handle and feel weird about it so they make awkward and weird comments like the one above which are supposed to be funny but only offend the girl more and then they feel even worsenext step: sending her flowers.... (she better not reject those, otherwise it's poem time baby!!!!)
:banned:cant wait for the poem!
 

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