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mini-golf has always worked for me

it's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly

 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. i still like the zoo idea though. for some reason it always worked for me. i'm guessing because:1. Next to a monkey eating his own feces I look pretty good. 2. Girls like animals. 3. I'm scared to death of animals and don't want to completely show it so inside I hold the girl's hand pretty tight and keep her close - she thinks I'm affectionate but really I'm ducking behind her if any crazy animal should attack4. and, lastly, there's always the off chance you catch two animals doing it. my ex and i saw two oragatangs (sp?) doing it once and she found it hilarious because the male was dragging the female on her back everywhere and the female looked bored out of her mind and she wanted to get home and do it "not like the monkeys."
 
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mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. \
the idea here is not to crush your date because you're so competitive that you have to win everythingi think we might have identified yet another problem you have with dating
 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. i still like the zoo idea though. for some reason it always worked for me. i'm guessing because:1. Next to a monkey eating his own feces I look pretty good. 2. Girls like animals. 3. I'm scared to death of animals and don't want to completely show it so inside I hold the girl's hand pretty tight and keep her close - she thinks I'm affectionate but really I'm ducking behind her if any crazy animal should attack4. and, lastly, there's always the off chance you catch two animals doing it. my ex and i saw two oragatangs (sp?) doing it once and she found it hilarious because the male was dragging the female on her back everywhere and the female looked bored out of her mind and she wanted to get home and do it "not like the monkeys."
holy #### :popcorn:
 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. \
the idea here is not to crush your date because you're so competitive that you have to win everythingi think we might have identified yet another problem you have with dating
what if you are atually really good at mini golf? lol
 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. i still like the zoo idea though. for some reason it always worked for me. i'm guessing because:1. Next to a monkey eating his own feces I look pretty good. 2. Girls like animals. 3. I'm scared to death of animals and don't want to completely show it so inside I hold the girl's hand pretty tight and keep her close - she thinks I'm affectionate but really I'm ducking behind her if any crazy animal should attack4. and, lastly, there's always the off chance you catch two animals doing it. my ex and i saw two oragatangs (sp?) doing it once and she found it hilarious because the male was dragging the female on her back everywhere and the female looked bored out of her mind and she wanted to get home and do it "not like the monkeys."
holy #### :loco:
:wall: :lmao: nice to know the imaginary streak of good luck hasn't changed woz any...
 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. i still like the zoo idea though. for some reason it always worked for me. i'm guessing because:1. Next to a monkey eating his own feces I look pretty good. 2. Girls like animals. 3. I'm scared to death of animals and don't want to completely show it so inside I hold the girl's hand pretty tight and keep her close - she thinks I'm affectionate but really I'm ducking behind her if any crazy animal should attack4. and, lastly, there's always the off chance you catch two animals doing it. my ex and i saw two oragatangs (sp?) doing it once and she found it hilarious because the male was dragging the female on her back everywhere and the female looked bored out of her mind and she wanted to get home and do it "not like the monkeys."
holy #### :wall:
Furley... little tip if you haven't figured it out yet... I'm obviously saying most things in jest
 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. \
the idea here is not to crush your date because you're so competitive that you have to win everythingi think we might have identified yet another problem you have with dating
what if you are atually really good at mini golf? lol
then here's the play. keep her in it. pretend you're blowing it. miss some easy ones on purpose. let her get cocky. then when she starts to mouth off go "hey, watch this" and then sink a 20 footer. It's been my money play for playing horse, mini golf, bowling, cards etc. with girls for some time. You get the benefit of both 1) having the girls realize you were being nice to them but 2) aren't some generous ##### who doesn't have to confidence to shove it back in their faces when they get cocky about it. Obviously you gotta keep the smile going the whole time, but it's amazing how girls both get frustrated yet love this crap.
 
got voice mail... }=o(

left one...

so... do I never, ever, ever call again... ever?

or is it ok in a couple days if I don't hear anything back and chalk it up to her being super busy? (she is super busy)

 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. i still like the zoo idea though. for some reason it always worked for me. i'm guessing because:1. Next to a monkey eating his own feces I look pretty good. 2. Girls like animals. 3. I'm scared to death of animals and don't want to completely show it so inside I hold the girl's hand pretty tight and keep her close - she thinks I'm affectionate but really I'm ducking behind her if any crazy animal should attack4. and, lastly, there's always the off chance you catch two animals doing it. my ex and i saw two oragatangs (sp?) doing it once and she found it hilarious because the male was dragging the female on her back everywhere and the female looked bored out of her mind and she wanted to get home and do it "not like the monkeys."
holy #### :loco:
Furley... little tip if you haven't figured it out yet... I'm obviously saying most things in jest
retroactive to your start on FBGs or just these last few posts?
 
mini-golf has always worked for meit's fun + gives opportunity to talk a little yuck + you get a chance to be relaxed and show your personality a little + you can bail after an hour if things are going poorly
like i said before, you both probably suck at it so you can have a little friendly competition and she may enjoy it. plus she can laugh at you when you can't hit it through the stupid windmill. i still like the zoo idea though. for some reason it always worked for me. i'm guessing because:1. Next to a monkey eating his own feces I look pretty good. 2. Girls like animals. 3. I'm scared to death of animals and don't want to completely show it so inside I hold the girl's hand pretty tight and keep her close - she thinks I'm affectionate but really I'm ducking behind her if any crazy animal should attack4. and, lastly, there's always the off chance you catch two animals doing it. my ex and i saw two oragatangs (sp?) doing it once and she found it hilarious because the male was dragging the female on her back everywhere and the female looked bored out of her mind and she wanted to get home and do it "not like the monkeys."
holy #### :thumbup:
Furley... little tip if you haven't figured it out yet... I'm obviously saying most things in jest
retroactive to your start on FBGs or just these last few posts?
i dunno, it's really pretty spotty.
 
got voice mail... }=o(left one...so... do I never, ever, ever call again... ever?or is it ok in a couple days if I don't hear anything back and chalk it up to her being super busy? (she is super busy)
1. Relax. 2. I'd wait a few days (at least 3) on the off-chance she doesn't call back (sounds like she will though). You may having a lost already, but either way what do you have to lose?
 
got voice mail... }=o(left one...so... do I never, ever, ever call again... ever?or is it ok in a couple days if I don't hear anything back and chalk it up to her being super busy? (she is super busy)
1. Relax. 2. I'd wait a few days (at least 3) on the off-chance she doesn't call back (sounds like she will though). You may having a lost already, but either way what do you have to lose?
1. I am relaxed, I just figured I'd ask now rather than in 2 days... for one, I have to give my public an update and for two, I wanted an answer before 3 days were up...2. I think she'll call back, too, I was just curious what the standard shark play is here...
 
got voice mail... }=o(left one...so... do I never, ever, ever call again... ever?or is it ok in a couple days if I don't hear anything back and chalk it up to her being super busy? (she is super busy)
1. Relax. 2. I'd wait a few days (at least 3) on the off-chance she doesn't call back (sounds like she will though). You may having a lost already, but either way what do you have to lose?
1. I am relaxed, I just figured I'd ask now rather than in 2 days... for one, I have to give my public an update and for two, I wanted an answer before 3 days were up...2. I think she'll call back, too, I was just curious what the standard shark play is here...
1. Okay good. And as a member of your public, boy was I on the edge of my seat...2. Aside from banging her better looking best friend as a way to get back at her for not calling back, don't think there really is a "shark play" for when a girl doesn't want to see you anymore.
 
BTW, hotornot chick sent me a text last night late wanting to see me... so, since I have nothing better to do, gonna see her again tonight.

 
OK, the Clinton intern calls me last night wanting to get together. I was out with friends so we something up tonite. I call today to nail down the time and get vm. Get a call this afternoon cancelling. This has been going on for a while. I doubt I'll call her again.

Met the girl that relocated on Friday. I didn't put myself in the best situation for success and actually it was a little bit of a let down after the good phone conversations we had. A couple of things have happened that has me thinking she's not the most reliable person.

The BM redhead and I went out a couple of weeks ago. With kids and her work schedule that's not going to be a frequent thing. I'm very attracted to her but we don't have a lot in common. She's also not the best about returning calls.

I had let my e-harmony membership lapse because I had more leads than time to pursue them all. Looks like most of those have now petered out. I've run into a bad string of females that just don't follow thru on what they say they're going to do. That's a big pet peeve of mine. I can't stand people who don't value their word.

Well I guess it's time to get some new lines in the water.

 
Just signed up for 3-day free trial to Match.com. Not planning on paying after that so we'll see how far I can get in 3 days...

 
Venting time...

Okay, so why do guys think that a motel parking lot is an acceptable location for a first date? Or that I want them to come right to my house? Gee, why don't we just meet in a bathroom stall? Seriously, why bother meeting me if you (and I use the general "you" here) don't want to be seen with me in public?

And why do some guys get so mad if I don't run right out my door within 5 minutes of them sending me the first message to meet them? Believe it or not, I do have a life. And it goes double for "right that minute" being 1am.

Do I have some secret code in my profile that means CALL GIRL? Because I don't see it.

I ended up changing my looking for to "dating" from "hang out" since too many people seem to be getting the wrong idea lately, and I added something to the ideal first date section just to clarify things.

 
Venting time...Okay, so why do guys think that a motel parking lot is an acceptable location for a first date? Or that I want them to come right to my house? Gee, why don't we just meet in a bathroom stall? Seriously, why bother meeting me if you (and I use the general "you" here) don't want to be seen with me in public? And why do some guys get so mad if I don't run right out my door within 5 minutes of them sending me the first message to meet them? Believe it or not, I do have a life. And it goes double for "right that minute" being 1am. Do I have some secret code in my profile that means CALL GIRL? Because I don't see it.I ended up changing my looking for to "dating" from "hang out" since too many people seem to be getting the wrong idea lately, and I added something to the ideal first date section just to clarify things.
Because most men are pigs and are desperate for the secks...
 
update from tonight. went out with hotornot chick again. the crazy definitely came out. the beginning was fine, went as saw "The Simpsons" (hilarious btw) and she was doing the whole cuddling and flirting thing during the movie. However, went we went to get some dinner afterwards she basically went on a monologue of stories of how everyone likes her, some of the court-marshals she got in the service, and told me numerous stories of her ex-bf's and each way each was crazy then kept asking me how crazy i am. i rarely didn't say much than the occassional joke. went back to her place then, she warned me the place was a mess and she wasn't kidding. went in, we started fooling around and here's where it really got weird. bear in mind i was successful on our first date. without going too much into detail here but the gist is that at a very slow pace we got to the point again, but she stopped right before and said she has some psychological problem sex makes her think she has cancer. i don't know how to react to this so i do my best to be nice about it and go to get dressed. then she attacks me again, but stops yet again before any type of actual sex. then says she wants to make out for a long time. ok, now i don't mind teasing nor making me wait, but there is some things which border on cruel and unusual punishment. this was one of them. i finally stopped everything. she then asked me some crazy questions about my sex past (like "what's the largest number of girls i've been with in one day, where's the wackiest place i've done it, was i ever in an orgy, etc.). i thought most of these were jokes but then i realized she was serious, she then went on to tell me how she got involved with a lesbian and how some of her exes used to act. freakin weirded.

so yeah, while she seems like a nice girl she's definitely got some issues. i also realized pretty quick i am not into the girl enough to date her (which she says is something we need to decide next date). don't think i'll call her again. also, cancelled on a tuesday date because i saw more pictures of a girl. lastly, not gonna do anything with the BandM girl anymore because i realized i would just be using her.

back to square one for woz

 
update from tonight. went out with hotornot chick again. the crazy definitely came out. the beginning was fine, went as saw "The Simpsons" (hilarious btw) and she was doing the whole cuddling and flirting thing during the movie. However, went we went to get some dinner afterwards she basically went on a monologue of stories of how everyone likes her, some of the court-marshals she got in the service, and told me numerous stories of her ex-bf's and each way each was crazy then kept asking me how crazy i am. i rarely didn't say much than the occassional joke. went back to her place then, she warned me the place was a mess and she wasn't kidding. went in, we started fooling around and here's where it really got weird. bear in mind i was successful on our first date. without going too much into detail here but the gist is that at a very slow pace we got to the point again, but she stopped right before and said she has some psychological problem sex makes her think she has cancer. i don't know how to react to this so i do my best to be nice about it and go to get dressed. then she attacks me again, but stops yet again before any type of actual sex. then says she wants to make out for a long time. ok, now i don't mind teasing nor making me wait, but there is some things which border on cruel and unusual punishment. this was one of them. i finally stopped everything. she then asked me some crazy questions about my sex past (like "what's the largest number of girls i've been with in one day, where's the wackiest place i've done it, was i ever in an orgy, etc.). i thought most of these were jokes but then i realized she was serious, she then went on to tell me how she got involved with a lesbian and how some of her exes used to act. freakin weirded. so yeah, while she seems like a nice girl she's definitely got some issues. i also realized pretty quick i am not into the girl enough to date her (which she says is something we need to decide next date). don't think i'll call her again. also, cancelled on a tuesday date because i saw more pictures of a girl. lastly, not gonna do anything with the BandM girl anymore because i realized i would just be using her. back to square one for woz
WowWhat a :kicksrock:
 
Cancer? :bs:

I went to a bar with friends tonight for a buddy's birthday. I'm pretty sure an iGirl from way back (the "pain in the ###" chick) was there. She was heavier than I realized, so I wasn't really attracted to her. Still she seemed like a really cool chick, so I was planning to talk to her anyway but never got around to it.

There were really only two girls in the place who looked like decent prospects. I finally got one of my single buddies to approach them with me, assuming I'd take the taller one. But the way things lined up, I ended up chatting with the short brunette instead of the tall blonde. Things weren't going anywhere with the brunette (found out later she has a boyfriend), so I was just trying to bide time in wingman mode. That's when the blonde starting directing her attention toward me. The brunette peeled off, and soon after my buddy did the same. Somehow I ended up talking to the blonde for about an hour and a half.

She eventually said something along the lines of "what's it going to take for you ask for my number?" I said that since she went to Baylor she's probably too conservative to kiss a random guy in a bar, which led to a kiss or two and a comment about being less conservative if the guy took her out on a real date. So it looks like I won't be narrowing the field to one just yet... :kicksrock:

 
update from tonight. went out with hotornot chick again. the crazy definitely came out. the beginning was fine, went as saw "The Simpsons" (hilarious btw) and she was doing the whole cuddling and flirting thing during the movie. However, went we went to get some dinner afterwards she basically went on a monologue of stories of how everyone likes her, some of the court-marshals she got in the service, and told me numerous stories of her ex-bf's and each way each was crazy then kept asking me how crazy i am. i rarely didn't say much than the occassional joke. went back to her place then, she warned me the place was a mess and she wasn't kidding. went in, we started fooling around and here's where it really got weird. bear in mind i was successful on our first date. without going too much into detail here but the gist is that at a very slow pace we got to the point again, but she stopped right before and said she has some psychological problem sex makes her think she has cancer. i don't know how to react to this so i do my best to be nice about it and go to get dressed. then she attacks me again, but stops yet again before any type of actual sex. then says she wants to make out for a long time. ok, now i don't mind teasing nor making me wait, but there is some things which border on cruel and unusual punishment. this was one of them. i finally stopped everything. she then asked me some crazy questions about my sex past (like "what's the largest number of girls i've been with in one day, where's the wackiest place i've done it, was i ever in an orgy, etc.). i thought most of these were jokes but then i realized she was serious, she then went on to tell me how she got involved with a lesbian and how some of her exes used to act. freakin weirded. so yeah, while she seems like a nice girl she's definitely got some issues. i also realized pretty quick i am not into the girl enough to date her (which she says is something we need to decide next date). don't think i'll call her again. also, cancelled on a tuesday date because i saw more pictures of a girl. lastly, not gonna do anything with the BandM girl anymore because i realized i would just be using her. back to square one for woz
WowWhat a :unsure:
yeah, the whole cancer thing was kinda strange and really the whole situation was strange in general. i really couldn't tell if there were real issues there or if she was just made at herself for giving it up the last time. i did my best to not be an ####### about it but wanting me to still cuddle with her and field her obviously insecure questions was odd. either way, there's some issues here i'm not dealing with. Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
 
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
 
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
 
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
another genius idea:delete any connection you can between your facebook and her facebook....
 
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
 
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
 
Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
Well your mini-golf approach is interesting. Maybe if we could line up some pre-schoolers for you to compete with you really could get some respect.
 
Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
 
Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
:rolleyes: :D
 
Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
PMS?poems?peems?I don't even know what you are referring to here... lolI wanna get the joke!! :rolleyes:
 
Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
1. I'd need to buy two unless I've written "pooms."2. I didn't ask you. 3. You're not hot, so your opinion doesn't count. Seriously, did I kick your dog or something? I apologized to you for calling you a meaningless name when I was drunk (even though it came on the heels of you supporting some guy who was claiming that I treated girls like objects and using me as the butt of jokes), pmed you making sure we/you were ok, and have tried to simply joke around when you've taken your latest shots at me. I don't get it.
 
Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
1. I'd need to buy two unless I've written "pooms."2. I didn't ask you. 3. You're not hot, so your opinion doesn't count. Seriously, did I kick your dog or something? I apologized to you for calling you a meaningless name when I was drunk (even though it came on the heels of you supporting some guy who was claiming that I treated girls like objects and using me as the butt of jokes), pmed you making sure we/you were ok, and have tried to simply joke around when you've taken your latest shots at me. I don't get it.
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Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
1. I'd need to buy two unless I've written "pooms."2. I didn't ask you. 3. You're not hot, so your opinion doesn't count. Seriously, did I kick your dog or something? I apologized to you for calling you a meaningless name when I was drunk (even though it came on the heels of you supporting some guy who was claiming that I treated girls like objects and using me as the butt of jokes), pmed you making sure we/you were ok, and have tried to simply joke around when you've taken your latest shots at me. I don't get it.
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yeah pretty much. was gonna come back in here to delete it because it's probably useless and everything will be cool if i meet her in milwaukee, but it's just getting old.
 
Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
1. I'd need to buy two unless I've written "pooms."2. I didn't ask you. 3. You're not hot, so your opinion doesn't count. Seriously, did I kick your dog or something? I apologized to you for calling you a meaningless name when I was drunk (even though it came on the heels of you supporting some guy who was claiming that I treated girls like objects and using me as the butt of jokes), pmed you making sure we/you were ok, and have tried to simply joke around when you've taken your latest shots at me. I don't get it.
1. I thought you might be able to get it with just one vowel filled in. As usual, I overestimated your intelligence.2. You asked the board in general, of which I'm a part.3. Nice.4. Link to apology?5. Grow the #### up, you ####### loser.
 
Jesus Christ, will both of you stop? This is fifth grade.
[woz]1. I'm not talking to you.2. You're not hot, so your opinion doesn't matter.[/woz]BTW, a little ####### ridiculous of you to ask ME to stop. You laughed at what I wrote--it appeared that you got it as a joke. The answer is no, I will NOT stop joking around here. Will you?
 
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Woz said:
BassNBrew said:
Woz said:
larry_boy_44 said:
Woz said:
Couple this crap with the ex taking down all of our pictures of us on facebook and putting up pictures where she looks really really good and the wave i was riding a week ago has definitely come crashing down.
stop looking at the ex's facebook, #######...
wasn't intentional, if you know how facebook works you get tagged in other people's profiles and that's linked to your actual page. i noticed that my total pictures went from like 70 to 11. it's then not hard to figure out why.
I'm beginning to think you're the one who's psycho and has issues. Somebody needs to kick you in the nuts everytime you mention your ex-.
That could help. But explain to me in my dating stories where I'm the one who goes psycho.
P _ _ M SBuy a vowel.
1. I'd need to buy two unless I've written "pooms."2. I didn't ask you. 3. You're not hot, so your opinion doesn't count. Seriously, did I kick your dog or something? I apologized to you for calling you a meaningless name when I was drunk (even though it came on the heels of you supporting some guy who was claiming that I treated girls like objects and using me as the butt of jokes), pmed you making sure we/you were ok, and have tried to simply joke around when you've taken your latest shots at me. I don't get it.
1. I thought you might be able to get it with just one vowel filled in. As usual, I overestimated your intelligence.2. You asked the board in general, of which I'm a part.3. Nice.4. Link to apology?5. Grow the #### up, you ####### loser.
1. Pretty sure you knew I didn't need one vowel. 2. No, I replied directly to BassNBrew because he's the one who asserted I was "psycho." Asked him why he thought that. 3. It's from a movie. 4. Pretty certain I apologized in the thread I said it the next morning. If not, I should have and I'm sorry if I didn't. But again, it was all in response to you basically drilling into me to sound funny. After awhile I found it vindictive, judgmental, and uncalled for considering we shared a little personal info with one another, and didn't appreciate you doing it. Also bothered me because I found you cool and respected you, so you ripping into me actually stings a little unlike some clown such as Furley. 5. :sigh:
 
Opened 14 new e-harmony communications today. I'll probably regret this in a few days.

 
Seriously, did I kick your dog or something? I apologized to you for calling you a meaningless name when I was drunk (even though it came on the heels of you supporting some guy who was claiming that I treated girls like objects and using me as the butt of jokes), pmed you making sure we/you were ok, and have tried to simply joke around when you've taken your latest shots at me. I don't get it.
have you read your last couple posts?? Someone saying you see women as objects is probably a step above how you are reading like you see them now...
 
4. Pretty certain I apologized in the thread I said it the next morning. If not, I should have and I'm sorry if I didn't. But again, it was all in response to you basically drilling into me to sound funny. After awhile I found it vindictive, judgmental, and uncalled for considering we shared a little personal info with one another, and didn't appreciate you doing it. Also bothered me because I found you cool and respected you, so you ripping into me actually stings a little unlike some clown such as Furley.
here's a genius idea woz...instead of being hurt because you think people are making fun of you, take it for what it is... 50% honest advice with a ton of schtick and humor mixed in... No one wants to come to a place like the FFA and be all serious and ####, so they play around at most everything and say things in ways that are humorous (at least to them)... Very few (if any) people have said things to you in this thread about your dating for any reason other than to help you out... They just said it and threw in some schtick, too...
 

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