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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)

iDate set. Good/fun chat for about a week now. Dinner/drinks tonight. About a 6-6.5 from pics, funny, good job, kids every other week and she seems really fun. Only drawback (which could be a plus, actually) is she's a little over an hour away. Wish me luck, gents.  :football:

 
stlrams said:
She sent me a text the next night saying it wasn't going to work..  Have no idea why or what happen as date night she was already planning another get together.  I'm convince girls at my age are so use to being independent that they're really not looking for a guy to complicate things.    Case and point, I was texting/emailing several girls over the past 2-3 weeks then when I say lets get together soon they vanish/dead silence.   So frustrating,, 
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Man, I feel you on this. Was texting a chick a few weeks ago, all was going well, she agreed to go to lunch with me (and seemed excited about it), then completely ghosted me. :wall:  I mean, we are adults here. I would've preferred an "I changed my mind" or "sorry, can't make it" or even a "#### off" but I guess that's just now how some of them roll these days. Probably for the best. :lol:  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
iDate set. Good/fun chat for about a week now. Dinner/drinks tonight. About a 6-6.5 from pics, funny, good job, kids every other week and she seems really fun. Only drawback (which could be a plus, actually) is she's a little over an hour away. Wish me luck, gents.  :football:
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It went pretty awesome I thought. Dined and sipped beverages till the restaurant closed (we were the last ones left). I asked if she wanted to go somewhere else and she asked if I did and I said yep, I don't have a curfew :brush:  so I drove and she navigated us to a little patio bar, and we had another drink and closed that one out. Lots of laughs and stories told. Had a great time. In talks for another date. :thumbup:  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
It went pretty awesome I thought. Dined and sipped beverages till the restaurant closed (we were the last ones left). I asked if she wanted to go somewhere else and she asked if I did and I said yep, I don't have a curfew :brush:  so I drove and she navigated us to a little patio bar, and we had another drink and closed that one out. Lots of laughs and stories told. Had a great time. In talks for another date. :thumbup:  
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No smooching?  Keep us updated :thumbup:

 
mozzy84 said:
No smooching?  Keep us updated :thumbup:
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No. Dammit. I think I had a small window of opportunity and I hesitated. After that I didn't want it to be awkward so I just deferred. Date 2, though, it's on!  

Oh, and I think it goes without saying at this point, but there were hugs.

8/10: She smelled amazing. Would hug again. :thumbup:  

 
nothing major to update, but got a few things working here

1) had an impromptu second date with the above chick when her friend backed out of a concert at the local (to her) casino. She hit me up that Friday morning and invited me and luckily I was free and found a sitter for the kids, so we went. It went great, until she got that look that some of you might recognize if you have children. It's that look they get right before they are about to spew. She didn't get sick, but the situation was looking pretty dicey while we were waiting for the elevators :lol:   She was trying to be nice and say she was OK, but I could tell she was feeling awful so I told her I'd take her back home. She reluctantly agreed and apologized profusely all the way home.  She texted me a little while after I left, and for the rest of the night, and we ended up having a good laugh out of it. -- working on setting up another outing as I type this. She seems interested and I think she looks better in person than she did in the pics on her profile. Upgrading to a 7. Also her ####-talking game is :thumbup:    :wub:  

2) Got a match on Tinder. Pre-ranking is 6.5-7 range from what I have seen, but need to see more. Got her number, but she's in the same city as #1. :unsure:  We'll see how that plays out. 

3) A match from Match.  She's in my city. Pre-rank is a 6. She's a practicing lawyer, and wants to meet me. She seems really busy from her correspondence so far, but we may meet for drinks or something soon just to see what's up.  I normally don't engage multiple targets but since this one's in a different city than #1, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?! :lol:  

Stay tuned for breaking news....

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
nothing major to update, but got a few things working here

1) had an impromptu second date with the above chick when her friend backed out of a concert at the local (to her) casino. She hit me up that Friday morning and invited me and luckily I was free and found a sitter for the kids, so we went. It went great, until she got that look that some of you might recognize if you have children. It's that look they get right before they are about to spew. She didn't get sick, but the situation was looking pretty dicey while we were waiting for the elevators :lol:   She was trying to be nice and say she was OK, but I could tell she was feeling awful so I told her I'd take her back home. She reluctantly agreed and apologized profusely all the way home.  She texted me a little while after I left, and for the rest of the night, and we ended up having a good laugh out of it. -- working on setting up another outing as I type this. She seems interested and I think she looks better in person than she did in the pics on her profile. Upgrading to a 7. Also her ####-talking game is :thumbup:    :wub:  

2) Got a match on Tinder. Pre-ranking is 6.5-7 range from what I have seen, but need to see more. Got her number, but she's in the same city as #1. :unsure:  We'll see how that plays out. 

3) A match from Match.  She's in my city. Pre-rank is a 6. She's a practicing lawyer, and wants to meet me. She seems really busy from her correspondence so far, but we may meet for drinks or something soon just to see what's up.  I normally don't engage multiple targets but since this one's in a different city than #1, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?! :lol:  

Stay tuned for breaking news....
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So where is dental assistant in this group?

 
Bucky86 said:
:confused:   The date got sick? Too much alcohol, or something else?
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I thought it was something she ate. But she also found out this week she has a massive kidney stone, and that's definitely a symptom. She said the doc asked her if she had had any nausea/vomiting and she just laughed bc she knew I was going to give her ####. She had joked with me that I made her eat too much. And I had joked with her that that was the first time I had made a date physically ill. :lol:  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I thought it was something she ate. But she also found out this week she has a massive kidney stone, and that's definitely a symptom. She said the doc asked her if she had had any nausea/vomiting and she just laughed bc she knew I was going to give her ####. She had joked with me that I made her eat too much. And I had joked with her that that was the first time I had made a date physically ill. :lol:  
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I know hugging is your game...  but all this seems like the perfect time to ask about and test out her gag reflexes...

 
Poke_4_Life said:
I know hugging is your game...  but all this seems like the perfect time to ask about and test out her gag reflexes...
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:lmao:  I texted her later, in an itemized list of the night's events, that she looked really hot and I wanted to kiss her but I was afraid she was going to hurl on me. She said she enjoyed that text and I probably made the right call, but would've liked that if not for the nausea.  :brush:

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
:lmao:  I texted her later, in an itemized list of the night's events, that she looked really hot and I wanted to kiss her but I was afraid she was going to hurl on me. She said she enjoyed that text and I probably made the right call, but would've liked that if not for the nausea.  :brush:
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She sounds like a fun person. If you don't feel well and can joke/laugh, that's a huge plus. I'm rooting for you and #1.

 
Date #3 (with aforementioned chick #1) in the books. Picked her up about 9 and we head to a little hole in the wall place that has pool tables and darts. There are 2 other people there besides the bartender and they would leave shortly, so we had the whole place to ourselves. She loads up the jukebox and tries to stump me on Name that Tune while we are shooting pool and having some beverages. Scored pretty big points with her when I guessed Got You Where I Want You. :brush:   We close the place down at midnight and head back to take her home (I still had to drive a little over an hour back home). She's fairly drunkish, but I had slowed down since I knew I had a long drive coming up.  I walked her to the door and we talked for a bit, then (hugged, of course) kissed for a little while. Told her I had to hit the road soon, but she insisted I come in for a few minutes so she could fix me up with some snacks for the road (a running joke between us), just had to be quiet because her kids were asleep. We chatted for a bit. Then she walked me out and we kissed more and she started grinding on me, which made it extremely difficult to leave. I might still be there this morning if her kids hadn't been home.  Said goodbye and told her we should do it again very soon, which she agreed with. Next week could be epic. I'm running on 3 hours of sleep, but it was well worth it. Laughed more than I have in a long time and it was much needed. 

In other news:

Talks still ongoing with chick #2.

Tentative lunch meetup with chick #3 tomorrow. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Date #3 (with aforementioned chick #1) in the books. Picked her up about 9 and we head to a little hole in the wall place that has pool tables and darts. There are 2 other people there besides the bartender and they would leave shortly, so we had the whole place to ourselves. She loads up the jukebox and tries to stump me on Name that Tune while we are shooting pool and having some beverages. Scored pretty big points with her when I guessed Got You Where I Want You. :brush:   We close the place down at midnight and head back to take her home (I still had to drive a little over an hour back home). She's fairly drunkish, but I had slowed down since I knew I had a long drive coming up.  I walked her to the door and we talked for a bit, then (hugged, of course) kissed for a little while. Told her I had to hit the road soon, but she insisted I come in for a few minutes so she could fix me up with some snacks for the road (a running joke between us), just had to be quiet because her kids were asleep. We chatted for a bit. Then she walked me out and we kissed more and she started grinding on me, which made it extremely difficult to leave. I might still be there this morning if her kids hadn't been home.  Said goodbye and told her we should do it again very soon, which she agreed with. Next week could be epic. I'm running on 3 hours of sleep, but it was well worth it. Laughed more than I have in a long time and it was much needed. 

In other news:

Talks still ongoing with chick #2.

Tentative lunch meetup with chick #3 tomorrow. 
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Nathan R. Jessep: The Hugging Playa.

Great work!

 
CurlyNight said:
Our Nathan R. Jessep is smart, for real.

" Research shows that hugging (and also laughter) is extremely effective at healing sickness, disease, loneliness, depression, anxiety and stress. Research shows a proper deep hug, where the hearts are pressing together, can benefit you in these ways: 1. The nurturing touch of a hug builds trust and a sense of safety...."

https://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-5756/10-Reasons-Why-We-Need-at-Least-8-Hugs-a-Day.html
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:goodposting: :wub:  :hug: 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
She's fairly drunkish, but I had slowed down since I knew I had a long drive coming up.  I walked her to the door and we talked for a bit, then (hugged, of course) kissed for a little while. Told her I had to hit the road soon, but she insisted I come in for a few minutes so she could fix me up with some snacks for the road (a running joke between us), just had to be quiet because her kids were asleep. We chatted for a bit. Then she walked me out and we kissed more and she started grinding on me, which made it extremely difficult to leave.
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Pssst.... it had nothing to do with snacks... 
 

 
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Had lunch with #3 today. 6 rating was pretty accurate. Had a good time. She's pretty talkative, but cute enough. Weak hug game thus far though. :kicksrock: Jury is still out on this one.  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Had lunch with #3 today. 6 rating was pretty accurate. Had a good time. She's pretty talkative, but cute enough. Weak hug game thus far though. :kicksrock: Jury is still out on this one.  
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NRJ, don't waste your time on poor-hugging <7.  Only poor-hugging 7+ are worthy of your time my friend.  And by your time I mean OUR time, so get to work!

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Date #3 (with aforementioned chick #1) in the books. Picked her up about 9 and we head to a little hole in the wall place that has pool tables and darts. There are 2 other people there besides the bartender and they would leave shortly, so we had the whole place to ourselves. She loads up the jukebox and tries to stump me on Name that Tune while we are shooting pool and having some beverages. Scored pretty big points with her when I guessed Got You Where I Want You. :brush:   We close the place down at midnight and head back to take her home (I still had to drive a little over an hour back home). She's fairly drunkish, but I had slowed down since I knew I had a long drive coming up.  I walked her to the door and we talked for a bit, then (hugged, of course) kissed for a little while. Told her I had to hit the road soon, but she insisted I come in for a few minutes so she could fix me up with some snacks for the road (a running joke between us), just had to be quiet because her kids were asleep. We chatted for a bit. Then she walked me out and we kissed more and she started grinding on me, which made it extremely difficult to leave. I might still be there this morning if her kids hadn't been home.  Said goodbye and told her we should do it again very soon, which she agreed with. Next week could be epic. I'm running on 3 hours of sleep, but it was well worth it. Laughed more than I have in a long time and it was much needed. 

In other news:

Talks still ongoing with chick #2.

Tentative lunch meetup with chick #3 tomorrow. 
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Were you still wearing your New Orleans Saints mesh shorts?  I imagine they're great for grinding sessions #style

 
Good God.

I've noticed a strong dip in the level of girl I've been dating, but there's been a pretty massive upswing in quantity. I'm not 100% sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. They're basically all one-and-dones which is not my usual fare.

A couple of weeks ago, I met up with "Hay" (I call her that because every couple of nights at 3 AM, I get a--what I'm assuming is a booty call text from her--saying only "Hay"). We met at a bar where I take a lot my first dates. It's a couple of blocks from my apartment and has a good vibe. It's also around a bunch of trashy bars. She can't meet up until relatively late, so we've only got an hour or so before the bar closes. It's a Monday or Tuesday and I live in a relatively very small town, so it's typical for bars to close earlier. No big deal.

Hay's pictures showed a clear 8, and she was a major #### talker from the beginning. When Hay shows up she is much, much less attractive than her pictures but I've been pre-gaming pretty heavily and she's funny in person. I'm planning having a couple of drinks and heading home. If only...

She gets some fruity abomination and I'm working on my second beer when this Englishman walks in. The place is about to close in 10 minutes, but he places a huge food order. Naturally, we begin to make fun of that and I'm already planning the pole I'll post about it when I get home. Englishman turns out to be pretty cool. It turns out he's solo traveling his way across the US. I'm instantly more interested in him than Hay. Eventually, Hay and I finish our drinks and I get the check. She turns to me and says the exact words that are drunk Rirruto's greatest weakness, "let's hop over to [trashy bar] and get a couple more drinks." Damn. I'm in. She tells Englishman the name of a different bar hoping it will throw him off our scent.

This is where the night starts to get hazy. Englishman finds us and challenges us to a game of pool upstairs. I'm awful at pool, but I'm drunk enough to have forgotten that. Englishman starts pumping beers into us and dropping subtle 3some innuendos. I don't think much of it at first, but it starts getting over the top. By the time I really catch on, I give him a ton of encouragement because I think it's hilarious. Englishman goes to the loo, and Hay and I are the only ones left in the upstairs part of the bar. Yadda yadda my #### is out and we're publicly sexing. I'm a grown man. It hits me like a ton of bricks that this is not good. I tell Hay that we've got to leave, and she quickly agrees saying that Englishman is super creepy. I pay for a few of his drinks and Hay and I head back to my place. It's like 3:30 AM.

I tell you that story to tell you this story, the next night I had a date with one of the best girls I've dated in a looooong time. She's in the top 2 or 3 most attractive girls I've ever been out with. Usually people are less attractive than their pics but she was WAY more attractive. She's a local morning TV anchor, smart, funny, and seems like a legit good person. This is the kind of girl I should be dating, but I've got to be on my A game to pull it off. Unfortunately, I look haggard after 3 hours of sleep and a full days work. I did okay on the date, but I could tell a second date was a long shot. I'm normally pretty close to 100% conversion to a second date if I want one even with girls who are probably objectively out of my league. We texted a little for a few days after, but she eventually shaded out on date #2. I saw it coming and it was all my fault for being an idiot the night before and not coming into the date with my game face on.

Let that be a lesson. Or yadda yadda smashing a girl on a pool table is worth two in the bush. Or something. I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks, and I'm going to get my act together when I get back.

 
Rirruto said:
Good God.

I've noticed a strong dip in the level of girl I've been dating, but there's been a pretty massive upswing in quantity. I'm not 100% sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. They're basically all one-and-dones which is not my usual fare.

A couple of weeks ago, I met up with "Hay" (I call her that because every couple of nights at 3 AM, I get a--what I'm assuming is a booty call text from her--saying only "Hay"). We met at a bar where I take a lot my first dates. It's a couple of blocks from my apartment and has a good vibe. It's also around a bunch of trashy bars. She can't meet up until relatively late, so we've only got an hour or so before the bar closes. It's a Monday or Tuesday and I live in a relatively very small town, so it's typical for bars to close earlier. No big deal.

Hay's pictures showed a clear 8, and she was a major #### talker from the beginning. When Hay shows up she is much, much less attractive than her pictures but I've been pre-gaming pretty heavily and she's funny in person. I'm planning having a couple of drinks and heading home. If only...

She gets some fruity abomination and I'm working on my second beer when this Englishman walks in. The place is about to close in 10 minutes, but he places a huge food order. Naturally, we begin to make fun of that and I'm already planning the pole I'll post about it when I get home. Englishman turns out to be pretty cool. It turns out he's solo traveling his way across the US. I'm instantly more interested in him than Hay. Eventually, Hay and I finish our drinks and I get the check. She turns to me and says the exact words that are drunk Rirruto's greatest weakness, "let's hop over to [trashy bar] and get a couple more drinks." Damn. I'm in. She tells Englishman the name of a different bar hoping it will throw him off our scent.

This is where the night starts to get hazy. Englishman finds us and challenges us to a game of pool upstairs. I'm awful at pool, but I'm drunk enough to have forgotten that. Englishman starts pumping beers into us and dropping subtle 3some innuendos. I don't think much of it at first, but it starts getting over the top. By the time I really catch on, I give him a ton of encouragement because I think it's hilarious. Englishman goes to the loo, and Hay and I are the only ones left in the upstairs part of the bar. Yadda yadda my #### is out and we're publicly sexing. I'm a grown man. It hits me like a ton of bricks that this is not good. I tell Hay that we've got to leave, and she quickly agrees saying that Englishman is super creepy. I pay for a few of his drinks and Hay and I head back to my place. It's like 3:30 AM.

I tell you that story to tell you this story, the next night I had a date with one of the best girls I've dated in a looooong time. She's in the top 2 or 3 most attractive girls I've ever been out with. Usually people are less attractive than their pics but she was WAY more attractive. She's a local morning TV anchor, smart, funny, and seems like a legit good person. This is the kind of girl I should be dating, but I've got to be on my A game to pull it off. Unfortunately, I look haggard after 3 hours of sleep and a full days work. I did okay on the date, but I could tell a second date was a long shot. I'm normally pretty close to 100% conversion to a second date if I want one even with girls who are probably objectively out of my league. We texted a little for a few days after, but she eventually shaded out on date #2. I saw it coming and it was all my fault for being an idiot the night before and not coming into the date with my game face on.

Let that be a lesson. Or yadda yadda smashing a girl on a pool table is worth two in the bush. Or something. I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks, and I'm going to get my act together when I get back.
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There's a tragic beauty to this post.

 
CurlyNight said:
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Nothing noteworthy. Had a few more dates with that same chick.  We are still talking. We have a great connection, I am just not sure she is the relationship type, but damn we have a blast together.  Got home at 6AM after our last date  :lmao:  One slight concern... she shows some alcoholic tendencies. I'm proceeding with extreme caution, so we will see what happens.

 Also have a couple of other possibilities in the works.  One is the hygienist mentioned earlier in this thread, who has made a reemergence (she brought me cupcakes on my birthday last week :brush:  ) and has texted me a few times (initiated by her).  Another is a 7-8, about 6 years younger than me, that I chatted up on Match.  She just got back from out of town and we are supposed to chat soon. Oh and she looks a hell of a lot like she who shall not be named but who had an entire thread devoted to her. :ph34r:  

:popcorn:  

 
Thoughts on a woman who tosses salad on the first date?  I love a good freak but damn let me get to know you a little better  :brush:

 
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