***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

The chick's got a point.

 

[Woz]

The chick's got a point.

when did i ever say i was backing down?

 

[Bankerguy]

OK....my current status and brief update.

My on-line profile is currently down due to seeing (Let call her 38D's). I expect to see her maybe one more weekend this coming weekend again. Then that will probably be it.

She is lots of fun and I enjoy spending time with her. Not wanting to date her long term though and have been honest about not wanting anything serious. We live 5.5 hours apart and this is a problem for me.

So, part B of my update is that one of the girls I was talking to in the past (Let's call her Tiny shy blonde) was acting weird a couple weeks back. So, I had basically sent her packing with my MSN address and told her when she was serious to email me.

So, no crap....10 mins after 38 D's leaves my apartment....I get a note from Tiny Shy Blonde saying "she has been thinking about me for the last week and is now wanting to meet". We are talking and trying to get our schedules together. Should be chatting later tonight.

Not the best update......but this is where I am at.

I will be posting my profile back up once things end with 38D's.

 

[Otis]

OK....my current status and brief update.My on-line profile is currently down due to seeing (Let call her 38D's). I expect to see her maybe one more weekend this coming weekend again. Then that will probably be it. She is lots of fun and I enjoy spending time with her. Not wanting to date her long term though and have been honest about not wanting anything serious. We live 5.5 hours apart and this is a problem for me.So, part B of my update is that one of the girls I was talking to in the past (Let's call her Tiny shy blonde) was acting weird. So, I had basically sent her packing with my MSN address and told her when she was serious to email me.So, no ####....10 mins after 38 D's leaves my apartment....I get a note from Tiny Shy Blonde saying "she has been thinking about me for the last week and is now wanting to meet". We are talking and trying to get our schedules together. Should be chatting later tonight.Not the best update......but this is where I am at.I will be posting my profile back up once things end with 38D's.

BG> Tell us a little more about yourself. Age? Eligibility status (make loot or have a paper route)? Skills with the ladies historically? Any other relevant details?TIA

 

[Woz]

Update: Checked out plenty of fish, joined, and sent a few e-mails. We'll see what happens. Couple of decent looking girls in my area. For fun I contacted one who claims to have a huge sex drive and just wants to randomly hookup.

 

[E.B.]

Hey hey hey, you sign up that mf'er and get this thing rolling there little Mikey. You're initial bet was with Disco Stu and I. No backing out now because you've suddenly realized you're on the sucker end of it. You back out now, you can just send the cash.

 

[Bankerguy]

OK....my current status and brief update.My on-line profile is currently down due to seeing (Let call her 38D's). I expect to see her maybe one more weekend this coming weekend again. Then that will probably be it. She is lots of fun and I enjoy spending time with her. Not wanting to date her long term though and have been honest about not wanting anything serious. We live 5.5 hours apart and this is a problem for me.So, part B of my update is that one of the girls I was talking to in the past (Let's call her Tiny shy blonde) was acting weird. So, I had basically sent her packing with my MSN address and told her when she was serious to email me.So, no ####....10 mins after 38 D's leaves my apartment....I get a note from Tiny Shy Blonde saying "she has been thinking about me for the last week and is now wanting to meet". We are talking and trying to get our schedules together. Should be chatting later tonight.Not the best update......but this is where I am at.I will be posting my profile back up once things end with 38D's.

BG> Tell us a little more about yourself. Age? Eligibility status (make loot or have a paper route)? Skills with the ladies historically? Any other relevant details?TIA

Early thirties.Reasonably attractive guyAthleticWork for a bank make decent loot. Sales Manager of about 12-15 employeesSeparated-Just back in the single life since Feb.Have a young sonI would consider myself a retired player...who now hates the game. Never hurt for ladies. The internet thing is just so easy so far.I have already said.....if I ever hit NY......you will have mail.Excellent wing man material here.

 

[Otis]

OK....my current status and brief update.My on-line profile is currently down due to seeing (Let call her 38D's). I expect to see her maybe one more weekend this coming weekend again. Then that will probably be it. She is lots of fun and I enjoy spending time with her. Not wanting to date her long term though and have been honest about not wanting anything serious. We live 5.5 hours apart and this is a problem for me.So, part B of my update is that one of the girls I was talking to in the past (Let's call her Tiny shy blonde) was acting weird. So, I had basically sent her packing with my MSN address and told her when she was serious to email me.So, no ####....10 mins after 38 D's leaves my apartment....I get a note from Tiny Shy Blonde saying "she has been thinking about me for the last week and is now wanting to meet". We are talking and trying to get our schedules together. Should be chatting later tonight.Not the best update......but this is where I am at.I will be posting my profile back up once things end with 38D's.

BG> Tell us a little more about yourself. Age? Eligibility status (make loot or have a paper route)? Skills with the ladies historically? Any other relevant details?TIA

Early thirties.Reasonably attractive guyAthleticWork for a bank make decent loot. Sales Manager of about 12-15 employeesSeparated-Just back in the single life since Feb.Have a young sonI would consider myself a retired player...who now hates the game. Never hurt for ladies. The internet thing is just so easy so far.I have already said.....if I ever hit NY......you will have mail.Excellent wing man material here.

Make this happen, (banker)guy.

 

[Woz]

Just heard back from one of my e-mail contacts, she looked good in her picture but can't say so much for her writing ability. Let's just say Smoo would have a hard time tapping this one.

Hopefully this isn't a sign of things to come.

 

[Bankerguy]

OK....my current status and brief update.My on-line profile is currently down due to seeing (Let call her 38D's). I expect to see her maybe one more weekend this coming weekend again. Then that will probably be it. She is lots of fun and I enjoy spending time with her. Not wanting to date her long term though and have been honest about not wanting anything serious. We live 5.5 hours apart and this is a problem for me.So, part B of my update is that one of the girls I was talking to in the past (Let's call her Tiny shy blonde) was acting weird. So, I had basically sent her packing with my MSN address and told her when she was serious to email me.So, no ####....10 mins after 38 D's leaves my apartment....I get a note from Tiny Shy Blonde saying "she has been thinking about me for the last week and is now wanting to meet". We are talking and trying to get our schedules together. Should be chatting later tonight.Not the best update......but this is where I am at.I will be posting my profile back up once things end with 38D's.

BG> Tell us a little more about yourself. Age? Eligibility status (make loot or have a paper route)? Skills with the ladies historically? Any other relevant details?TIA

Early thirties.Reasonably attractive guyAthleticWork for a bank make decent loot. Sales Manager of about 12-15 employeesSeparated-Just back in the single life since Feb.Have a young sonI would consider myself a retired player...who now hates the game. Never hurt for ladies. The internet thing is just so easy so far.I have already said.....if I ever hit NY......you will have mail.Excellent wing man material here.

Make this happen, (banker)guy.

LOL....we can discuss.Later this summer is a definite possibilty.I am sure we will chat.

 

[Bankerguy]

Just heard back from one of my e-mail contacts, she looked good in her picture but can't say so much for her writing ability. Let's just say Smoo would have a hard time tapping this one. Hopefully this isn't a sign of things to come.

In my brief experience...it is a bad sign!!

 

[Woz]

Just heard back from one of my e-mail contacts, she looked good in her picture but can't say so much for her writing ability. Let's just say Smoo would have a hard time tapping this one. Hopefully this isn't a sign of things to come.

In my brief experience...it is a bad sign!!

Awesome.

 

[Bankerguy]

I this thread.

 

[Bankerguy]

Just heard back from one of my e-mail contacts, she looked good in her picture but can't say so much for her writing ability. Let's just say Smoo would have a hard time tapping this one. Hopefully this isn't a sign of things to come.

In my brief experience...it is a bad sign!!

Awesome.

Did you post a pic of yourself.....this is a must?Your profile needs to be fairly long as well. This really helps, feedback about my profile was always good. It is long.

 

[Woz]

Just heard back from one of my e-mail contacts, she looked good in her picture but can't say so much for her writing ability. Let's just say Smoo would have a hard time tapping this one. Hopefully this isn't a sign of things to come.

In my brief experience...it is a bad sign!!

Awesome.

Did you post a pic of yourself.....this is a must?Your profile needs to be fairly long as well. This really helps, feedback about my profile was always good. It is long.

Of course. I'll send you a pm with my handle... maybe you can give me some tips.

 

[Otis]

I'm inches away from posting as one of my pics a pic of me flexing my guns.

If a chick can't appreciate shtick then I don't need her :flex:

 

[Woz]

I'm inches away from posting as one of my pics a pic of me flexing my guns.If a chick can't appreciate shtick then I don't need her :flex:

I would if I had one. Problem I have is the only picture I have of just me is one of me at the plate taken from like 100 feet away. I've been just coloring out the faces of the other people in the pictures I'm posting.

 

[Bankerguy]

I'm inches away from posting as one of my pics a pic of me flexing my guns.If a chick can't appreciate shtick then I don't need her :flex:

I would if I had one. Problem I have is the only picture I have of just me is one of me at the plate taken from like 100 feet away. I've been just coloring out the faces of the other people in the pictures I'm posting.

I would photoshop the pic, the chicks dont like the blacked out face thing.I'll give you my email maybe i can improve it for you.Oh Otis.....depends on your schtick....but....... Most of the wimmens say they hate the shirt off pics or the "guns" pic. Keep it back for the select few you want to share it with.

 

[TLEF316]

Update: Checked out plenty of fish, joined, and sent a few e-mails. We'll see what happens. Couple of decent looking girls in my area. For fun I contacted one who claims to have a huge sex drive and just wants to randomly hookup.

i signed up for this also. My first foray into online "dating" didnt go too well, but i figured what the hell. Havent sent out any emails yet. First girl that my searched turned up had at least D-cups and was staring into the camera with F-me eyes. She also lives 15 minutes away

 

[Otis]

I'm inches away from posting as one of my pics a pic of me flexing my guns.If a chick can't appreciate shtick then I don't need her :flex:

I would if I had one. Problem I have is the only picture I have of just me is one of me at the plate taken from like 100 feet away. I've been just coloring out the faces of the other people in the pictures I'm posting.

I would photoshop the pic, the chicks dont like the blacked out face thing.I'll give you my email maybe i can improve it for you.Oh Otis.....depends on your schtick....but....... Most of the wimmens say they hate the shirt off pics or the "guns" pic. Keep it back for the select few you want to share it with.

Oh screw that, I'm making it my portrait.There is no way I have a shirt off pic though. That's about as gay as humanity gets.

 

[Otis]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME

I'm a complete convert. Once you set up a profile they start throwing pics of cute chicks at you. It's like one neverending "Who's Hottest" poll. This is the best thing EVER.

Excuse me but I have to go message like 90 billion cute random chicks on the intarwebz.

 

[Bankerguy]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME I'm a complete convert. Once you set up a profile they start throwing pics of cute chicks at you. It's like one neverending "Who's Hottest" poll. This is the best thing EVER.Excuse me but I have to go message like 90 billion cute random chicks on the intarwebz.

Bankerguy speaks the truth.It is the easiest thing ever!!!!!If you are half decent...you won't have enough time to keep up with your mail. I am as serious as cancer...no lies. No effort...it is

 

[Otis]

HOLY CRAP THESE CHICKS ARE HOT

Someone needs to get an APB out to the entire FFA like ####### stat. This stuff is too good. I may need to start posting pics here. This is just too fantastic.

 

[TLEF316]

HOLY CRAP THESE CHICKS ARE HOTSomeone needs to get an APB out to the entire FFA like ####### stat. This stuff is too good. I may need to start posting pics here. This is just too fantastic.

These are women from match.com? You're from NYC. dont you see like 25 hot chicks on your way to pick up the sunday paper?

 

[Bankerguy]

HOLY CRAP THESE CHICKS ARE HOTSomeone needs to get an APB out to the entire FFA like ####### stat. This stuff is too good. I may need to start posting pics here. This is just too fantastic.

I have been contacted by Doctors, hotties, sluts, good girls...what ever you want really.It is very addictive and time comsuming once the e-mails start coming in.

 

[Woz]

HOLY CRAP THESE CHICKS ARE HOTSomeone needs to get an APB out to the entire FFA like ####### stat. This stuff is too good. I may need to start posting pics here. This is just too fantastic.

have been exchaning e-mails over the course of the past couple hours with some much better looking and more articulate girls. I think this may be the play over match.com here. Think we should post handles or no?

 

[E.B.]

HOLY CRAP THESE CHICKS ARE HOTSomeone needs to get an APB out to the entire FFA like ####### stat. This stuff is too good. I may need to start posting pics here. This is just too fantastic.

have been exchaning e-mails over the course of the past couple hours with some much better looking and more articulate girls. I think this may be the play over match.com here. Think we should post handles or no?

 

[Otis]

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND

The site just threw like 15 pics of hotties at me right after I paid my 30 bucks. Within 10 minutes I've got messages out to all of them and one response already ---- from one of them posted in the thread here previously (she's super cute)

 

[Otis]

Think we should post handles or no?

If you're a complete moron and don't mind the entirety of the FFA completely ####### with you, be my guest.

 

[Woz]

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTANDThe site just threw like 15 pics of hotties at me right after I paid my 30 bucks. Within 10 minutes I've got messages out to all of them and one response already ---- from one of them posted in the thread here previously (she's super cute)

I'm on the plenty of fish site and have sent out 8 e-mails already to chicks I'd be more than happy to date... there are some quality here. And, so far, I'm 2-3 on positive responses and one read but no reply.

 

[Woz]

Think we should post handles or no?

If you're a complete moron and don't mind the entirety of the FFA completely ####### with you, be my guest.

I meant to say "pm"....I hope you don't think I'm that dumb.

 

[Otis]

I love her more and more.

Ironically, this is the first and only chick to message me since joining a little while ago. OTIS CRYSTAL BALL WAY THE HELL UP????

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTANDThe site just threw like 15 pics of hotties at me right after I paid my 30 bucks. Within 10 minutes I've got messages out to all of them and one response already ---- from one of them posted in the thread here previously (she's super cute)

what site are you talking about?

 

[Otis]

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTANDThe site just threw like 15 pics of hotties at me right after I paid my 30 bucks. Within 10 minutes I've got messages out to all of them and one response already ---- from one of them posted in the thread here previously (she's super cute)

what site are you talking about?

match.awesome.com

 

[Otis]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

 

[Otis]

This site should be called "IReallylikehotchicks.com"

 

[Bankerguy]

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTANDThe site just threw like 15 pics of hotties at me right after I paid my 30 bucks. Within 10 minutes I've got messages out to all of them and one response already ---- from one of them posted in the thread here previously (she's super cute)

what site are you talking about?

match.awesome.com

Welcome to the world of internet dating for reasonably atrractive dudes.

 

[Disco Stu]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

This wasn't a cold email was it? I'm assuming this wasn't your opening...

 

[Otis]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

This wasn't a cold email was it? I'm assuming this wasn't your opening...

Oh yeah it was God I love this. It's uber fun.

 

[Disco Stu]

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND

The site just threw like 15 pics of hotties at me right after I paid my 30 bucks. Within 10 minutes I've got messages out to all of them and one response already ---- from one of them posted in the thread here previously (she's super cute)

what site are you talking about?

match.awesome.com

I love the Otis enthusiasm for this. At some point you really need to look into the "Meet Me" section of hotornot. No effort required. Profiles are very brief, so it's all about physical attration. I'm not even that goodlooking (apparently ) and I got a 24 year old on the line within hours of signing up.

 

[Woz]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

Wow. Definitely haven't gotten anything this good just yet.

 

[Disco Stu]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

This wasn't a cold email was it? I'm assuming this wasn't your opening...

Oh yeah it was God I love this. It's uber fun.

Awesome.

 

[Otis]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

Wow. Definitely haven't gotten anything this good just yet.

I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES, WOZ

 

[Woz]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

Wow. Definitely haven't gotten anything this good just yet.

I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES, WOZ

GIVE ME A CHANCE HERE, GUY. I'm trying to write a seminar paper and work this thing. We got three months.

 

[Disco Stu]

With that said, i like the idea better of just sharing expeirences. I think the best thing to do would be to start a seperate thread with the people joining. We can all sign up, help each other out with profiles etc...Im a very competitive person (play in 4 basketball leagues during winter and fall/currently in 3 softball leagues) but girls isnt somthing im willing to bet on because i dont think thats appropriate. We could all imageshack (someone will have to tell me how) a couple of pictures for the thread to be put in the original post and whoever starts it can add them. It would be fun, plus give us some motivation.

Agree with all this. We should treat this as a environment of collaboration, not competition. :hippy:

 

[Otis]

With that said, i like the idea better of just sharing expeirences. I think the best thing to do would be to start a seperate thread with the people joining. We can all sign up, help each other out with profiles etc...Im a very competitive person (play in 4 basketball leagues during winter and fall/currently in 3 softball leagues) but girls isnt somthing im willing to bet on because i dont think thats appropriate. We could all imageshack (someone will have to tell me how) a couple of pictures for the thread to be put in the original post and whoever starts it can add them. It would be fun, plus give us some motivation.

Agree with all this. We should treat this as a environment of collaboration, not competition. :hippy:

Agree no need for a competition. I feel like I just discovered the promised land. I want all my FFA GBs to join me there. God I love interwebs.

 

[Bankerguy]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

Wow. Definitely haven't gotten anything this good just yet.

I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES, WOZ

We are working on his profile. It's not bad, but could use some tweaking.

 

[Woz]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

Wow. Definitely haven't gotten anything this good just yet.

I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES, WOZ

We are working on his profile. It's not bad, but could use some tweaking.

With the wording or just cropping the pictures? I'm kinda ####ed on that front.

 

[Bankerguy]

An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.

Holy crap. I love this...

Wow. Definitely haven't gotten anything this good just yet.

I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES, WOZ

We are working on his profile. It's not bad, but could use some tweaking.

With the wording or just cropping the pictures? I'm kinda ####ed on that front.

A little of both. The pics need to be more about you. More pics would be good too.The profile is a good start from what you showed me. We can do better though. i will send you some stuff tomorrow.

 

[Disco Stu]

If I somehow lose this bet with Woz, I'm going to blame bankerguy...