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Das Boot
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offdee
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Girl at work...I know, bad idea, but she's extremely hot, skinny with huge bewbs and divorced two months ago :wheelhouse: We work in different departments on opposite side of building so don't cross paths too often.
Anyways, ran into her on Friday and did some chatting/flirting. I shoot her an email saying we should get together for some drinks sometime.
Her reply: I'm in. Call me (phone #)
Call her? I'm guessing/hoping its just vernacular to get me her phone number and texting is still the right play here, no?
Anyways, ran into her on Friday and did some chatting/flirting. I shoot her an email saying we should get together for some drinks sometime.
Her reply: I'm in. Call me (phone #)
Call her? I'm guessing/hoping its just vernacular to get me her phone number and texting is still the right play here, no?
Joe T
Footballguy
I don't know, but I hate that #### too.
I'd call as I try to follow directions precisely.
offdee
Footballguy
I'm thinking good shtick would be to call her Monday on her work extension. You told me to call....
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
I'd probably text anyway.
Major
Footballguy
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
Put a post-it note on her monitor.
(HULK)
(Smash)
if she is just getting divorced, the last time she was single, texting probably wasnt as common.
McGarnicle
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Yeah, a newly divorced woman really wants to get drilled early and often. Text, call, snail mail, there's no way to screw this up. Be well rested and hydrated so you can keep up with her.Tiger Fan said:
offdee
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Sarnoff
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offdee
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Talking on the phone is annoying, so went with the text a short while ago.7:14pm- offdee: Hey Christina, it's Brian. Quick text to get you my number too. Looking forward to hanging out soon. Will be fun.
7:15pm (replied instantly)- Big Bewbs: Hey there! Ditto - talk soon!
7:19pm- offdee: Crazy busy week for me, but no plans Sat. night yet and will definitely be ready for some drinks by then. You free?
7:20pm- Big Bewbs: I have a movie date with some girl friends at 7, but after that I should be free...
7:23pm- offdee: Let's plan on that. You cool with coming downtown? I live in the Third Ward but easy cab for me to whatever area we want to be.
7:23pm- Big Bewbs: Sounds good to me!
And scene.
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offdee
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Decided as I was laying in bed with her Sunday morning that I would be ending it...she just hasn't been made aware yet (other than me declining her secks advances after she woke up).This is what I'm experiencing. This latest chick I want her to leave less quick than all the others recently, but at the end of the day I'm not overly "missing her" when we're not together. Not a good sign, but she's nice to look at and fun to bang, so there's that.
For me it was stumbling onto a girl who I actually liked having around. Before that I couldn't wait for them to leave.
Just not in the mindframe at all for a committed relationship right now, and I know she really wants that. Latest discussions of upcoming holidays, etc makes me very uneasy. And at this point all I'm doing is looking for things that bug me, so not a good sign at all. She does this baby voice thing every once in a while that drives me absolutely bonkers. Planning to cut the chord tonight or tomorrow night.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Decided as I was laying in bed with her Sunday morning that I would be ending it...she just hasn't been made aware yet (other than me declining her secks advances after she woke up).This is what I'm experiencing. This latest chick I want her to leave less quick than all the others recently, but at the end of the day I'm not overly "missing her" when we're not together. Not a good sign, but she's nice to look at and fun to bang, so there's that.
For me it was stumbling onto a girl who I actually liked having around. Before that I couldn't wait for them to leave.
Just not in the mindframe at all for a committed relationship right now, and I know she really wants that. Latest discussions of upcoming holidays, etc makes me very uneasy. And at this point all I'm doing is looking for things that bug me, so not a good sign at all. She does this baby voice thing every once in a while that drives me absolutely bonkers. Planning to cut the chord tonight or tomorrow night.
Not a good thing for a girl to do when you're on the fence.Good for you turning down sex. Some guys would get as much as possible before dumping the girl. Me for example.
Keerock
Footballguy
Decided as I was laying in bed with her Sunday morning that I would be ending it...she just hasn't been made aware yet (other than me declining her secks advances after she woke up).This is what I'm experiencing. This latest chick I want her to leave less quick than all the others recently, but at the end of the day I'm not overly "missing her" when we're not together. Not a good sign, but she's nice to look at and fun to bang, so there's that.
For me it was stumbling onto a girl who I actually liked having around. Before that I couldn't wait for them to leave.
Just not in the mindframe at all for a committed relationship right now, and I know she really wants that. Latest discussions of upcoming holidays, etc makes me very uneasy. And at this point all I'm doing is looking for things that bug me, so not a good sign at all. She does this baby voice thing every once in a while that drives me absolutely bonkers. Planning to cut the chord tonight or tomorrow night.
Good for you turning down sex. Some guys would get as much as possible before dumping the girl. Me for example.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
To be fair, I had my fill the night prior (about 6 hours earlier) so easier to turn down and help set the stage a bit. It's why I didn't already break it to her...some time between last sexing is always wise. I've done the sex and break it off the next day thing before...needless to say, it didn't go over great.McGarnicle said:offdee said:Decided as I was laying in bed with her Sunday morning that I would be ending it...she just hasn't been made aware yet (other than me declining her secks advances after she woke up).Just not in the mindframe at all for a committed relationship right now, and I know she really wants that. Latest discussions of upcoming holidays, etc makes me very uneasy. And at this point all I'm doing is looking for things that bug me, so not a good sign at all. She does this baby voice thing every once in a while that drives me absolutely bonkers. Planning to cut the chord tonight or tomorrow night.This is what I'm experiencing. This latest chick I want her to leave less quick than all the others recently, but at the end of the day I'm not overly "missing her" when we're not together. Not a good sign, but she's nice to look at and fun to bang, so there's that.
For me it was stumbling onto a girl who I actually liked having around. Before that I couldn't wait for them to leave.
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McGarnicle
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You're not a true dirtbag unless you call her 2-4 weeks later during a dry spell saying you miss her, then she comes over and you slam it 3 or 4 times, then the next morning say you were mistaken and the breakup was for the best.To be fair, I had my fill the night prior (about 6 hours earlier) so easier to turn down and help set the stage a bit. It's why I didn't already break it to her...some time between last sexing is always wise. I've done the sex and break it off the next day thing before...needless to say, it didn't go over great.McGarnicle said:offdee said:Decided as I was laying in bed with her Sunday morning that I would be ending it...she just hasn't been made aware yet (other than me declining her secks advances after she woke up).Just not in the mindframe at all for a committed relationship right now, and I know she really wants that. Latest discussions of upcoming holidays, etc makes me very uneasy. And at this point all I'm doing is looking for things that bug me, so not a good sign at all. She does this baby voice thing every once in a while that drives me absolutely bonkers. Planning to cut the chord tonight or tomorrow night.This is what I'm experiencing. This latest chick I want her to leave less quick than all the others recently, but at the end of the day I'm not overly "missing her" when we're not together. Not a good sign, but she's nice to look at and fun to bang, so there's that.
For me it was stumbling onto a girl who I actually liked having around. Before that I couldn't wait for them to leave.
offdee
Footballguy
In that text from a few weeks ago with what she's looking for she mentions how in the past she's done the "F-buddy" thing but is bored with that. During our conversation about that text she mentioned how when she was getting her Masters degree and also working full time she just wasn't interested in or have any time for any kind of relationship, but wasn't about to go two years with no sex. I'm hoping to parlay this into that status subliminally during my break it off session.
Something along the lines of.....(not in a place for a committed relationship right now, especially with holidays coming up, not fair to either of us...blah, blah, blah) We obviously have amazing sexual chemistry so I really hate to lose that, but believe you're looking for more. (you're a great girl, timing isn't right for us unfortunately, blah, blah, blah)
McGarnicle
Footballguy
God this thread takes me back to a simpler time. So awesome.
Can't wait to hear how that conversation goes.
Buck Bradcanon
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I love this place.
St. Louis Bob
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St. Louis Bob
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Keerock said:McGarnicle said:offdee said:Decided as I was laying in bed with her Sunday morning that I would be ending it...she just hasn't been made aware yet (other than me declining her secks advances after she woke up).This is what I'm experiencing. This latest chick I want her to leave less quick than all the others recently, but at the end of the day I'm not overly "missing her" when we're not together. Not a good sign, but she's nice to look at and fun to bang, so there's that.
For me it was stumbling onto a girl who I actually liked having around. Before that I couldn't wait for them to leave.
Just not in the mindframe at all for a committed relationship right now, and I know she really wants that. Latest discussions of upcoming holidays, etc makes me very uneasy. And at this point all I'm doing is looking for things that bug me, so not a good sign at all. She does this baby voice thing every once in a while that drives me absolutely bonkers. Planning to cut the chord tonight or tomorrow night.
Good for you turning down sex. Some guys would get as much as possible before dumping the girl. Me for example.
offdee
Footballguy
It's so not about Christmas gifts or money. It's about doing ish like Thanksgiving and Christmas parties/dinners with her family (Italian family, btw), her expecting to be my date at company holiday parties and New Years eve, etc. She was already talking about how fun it will be to decorate my Xmas tree together and that I may have to suffer through Xmas plays and crap with her because she loves the holidays so much. Hell to the effing No.
There's no downside to trying to subliminally suggest a F-buddy scenario really...if she gets offended than she's gone which is ultimately what I'm setting up here anyways. She surely won't come right out and say "OK, yes, let's be F-buddies!!". But if she knows that I'm down for it, there's a chance down the line when she's lonely and wants some no strings attached fun, I'm game. She admitted to enjoying that setup in the past when she wasn't wanting anyhing serious....now I'll be turning the tables on her. And we've already established that she's never really experienced a guy dumping her or not slobbering all over her so have a feeling she's not really going to know how to properly handle this one. Should be interesting.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Please understand I'm laughing with you, not at you. You're taking the only course of action that makes sense, and guys like Eminence could pay you fifty bucks an hour to learn how to date. What strikes me as hilarious is the absurd dance we do for some tail, and really how unfair it is for the women. I know it's mean to find that funny, but single women are often just so clueless. I used to love it when I'd read a woman's profile that said she's tired of men who just want sex. I'd invite her to my apartment for a first ####### date, glass of wine ready when she walks in and something good in the oven for dinner. Two hours later without fail, the side of her face is jammed up against my headboard as I'm slamming her from behind. Monday morning, oh jeez, just found out I have to be in the Philippines on business for two months. Then I learned two months wasn't enough because I'd start getting voicemails exactly 60 days later. It was such a bizarre learning experience because at that age I thought poontang was this elusive commodity. All I did was cook dinner!
offdee
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St. Louis Bob
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Keerock
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Keerock
Footballguy
Major
Footballguy
Decided as I was laying in bed with her Sunday morning that I would be ending it...she just hasn't been made aware yet (other than me declining her secks advances after she woke up).This is what I'm experiencing. This latest chick I want her to leave less quick than all the others recently, but at the end of the day I'm not overly "missing her" when we're not together. Not a good sign, but she's nice to look at and fun to bang, so there's that.
For me it was stumbling onto a girl who I actually liked having around. Before that I couldn't wait for them to leave.
Just not in the mindframe at all for a committed relationship right now, and I know she really wants that. Latest discussions of upcoming holidays, etc makes me very uneasy. And at this point all I'm doing is looking for things that bug me, so not a good sign at all. She does this baby voice thing every once in a while that drives me absolutely bonkers. Planning to cut the chord tonight or tomorrow night.
Good for you turning down sex. Some guys would get as much as possible before dumping the girl. Me for example.
McGarnicle killin' this thread
Major
Footballguy
lol @ staying single with those pesky holidays fast approaching..I can't wait to tell my current bird that I'm not able to commit with Thanksgiving coming up.
God this thread takes me back to a simpler time. So awesome.
Can't wait to hear how that conversation goes.
BigTex
Don't mess with Texas
HEEEEEEEELLLLLL NO RUN TO THE HILLS, SHE'S NUTS!!!Aaaaand, the true woman has finally come out. Soon to be out of the mix.
Text exchange from last night...
Her: Curious to know how you think things are going here recently- generally? Recently it seems like you're etiher distracted by other outside factors or losing interest in continuing to see each otehr. So I thought I'd just ask in case it were the latter.
offdee: Think things are good and enjoy spending time with you, but I'm just not sure if I'm in a place for a really serious relationship right now, if I'm being completely honest. Get the feeling that is what you want? Doesn't mean I don't want to see you anymore. I think I'm too independent for my own good sometimes.
Her: Well I am looking for a potential relationship not a f#!@ buddy or whatever you want to call that type of dynamic. Been there done that- bored with it. I like you, I enjoy spending time with you. I'm also independent but looking for a partner to enjoy things with. I'm not looking to rush into anything. I'm all up for moving slow and seeing how things play out but I'm looking to (no title needed) see someone exclusively. I don't multi-date and at this stage I think you should know if you'd like to see where things go here or keep all your options open. Here is what I'm looking for at this juncture: a weekday and weekend date, overnights typically corresponding (I enjoy cuddling- part of the deal), and general text communications a couple times a day- nothing major but just something little. Up to you. Think it over but let me know if you still want to go out Sat. Good night
This was received at 10:23 pm....I never responded. At 7:23am this morning receive....
Her: Morning. Sorry for the novel last night. It really isn't as serious as I think I make it seem via text- really just a quick 5 min convo that I really don't think would impact either of us anyhow would have been sufficient. So I'd like to propose to forget the text nonsense and let's still plan on a fun time tomorrow night with a 5 min convo before heading out so I can better explain myself & why I even brought this up to begin with. Sound good?
St. Louis Bob
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BigTex
Don't mess with Texas
LMAO: I just have to post this
Girls on OKcupid
It's a must read for more reasons than one........
Tex
Girls on OKcupid
It's a must read for more reasons than one........
Tex
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Every girl I've met up with off OKCupid has had that same story.
Eminence even said he did the same thing in his iDating thread before it got Hard Deleted. And I had the same reply... "I hope these guys keep it up because it makes things soooooo much easier for me." I would generously rate myself a 4, maybe 4.5 out of 10 in the looks department, but I routinely outkick my coverage in the girls I do end up meeting because it's so damn easy to stand out from the pack.
On the other hand, I know I'm not reaching the Super Elite Upper Tier -looking chicks in the 9/10 range because they get flooded with so many messages (I hear the typical 9/10 fills up the 300-message inbox you get on a free OKC account in one day). So, I do have to rely on something of a carpet-bombing strategy that the author of that piece takes issue with. The trick is to make it not look like a form letter. My response rate is still pretty low... if I get one reply out of 20 messages sent, that's good for me... but I know my looks are a drawback, no way I can escape the profile photo issue. But carpet bombing with above-average-quality messages means I turn those into face-to-face meets at a pretty good clip.
I used to have 3 or 4 standard openers that were perfectly constructed. It seemed every girl had at least one thing on her profile that matched up with one of them, so it was just a matter of skimming the profile until I hit on the right opening message. Five lines, starting with something from her profile to show I actually read it, a quick bit on why it caught my attention, and at least ONE question so she had a hook to write back. That's it. So many girls had the phrase "preparing for the zombie apocalypse" on their profile under "how I spend my free time" back in 2011/2012 that i had a Zombie form letter that mentioned the L.A. Zombie Run I photographed, which then included a link to my Flickr album... that usually hooked 'em good. Ditto any girl interested in "photography". I had a "fan of Dexter" form letter and one for "I spend a lot of time thinking about World Domination" in which I quoted some old "Pinky & The Brain" routine. Seriously, those 4 interests covered about 90-95% of girls' OK Cupid profiles back then. Just about every one that I converted into a longer discussion or face-to-face meet mentioned that one of the reasons they responded to me in the first place was "I was the only person who ever actually read my profile." And I was doing minimal work.
In the last year or year-and-a-half, I've gotten to just making up the message on the fly, but sticking to the same five-line formula... intro from something I read on her profile, relate it to myself somehow, ask a question. Done. Shoehorn in my photo album whenever possible because I take some kick-### pictures around town. It doesn't take more than 5 minutes per girl, just a quick skim of the profile and fire off the opener. I would send messages to 5 different girls each day, then move on to 5 new ones the next day. Usually got 1 or 2 responses in a week, and would write each girl back with a bit longer and definitely more personal message, no more form letters. If the girl wrote back a second time, though, I had a pretty standard "3rd message" that was basically "this back-and-forth email system here sucks. I find it's much easier to just get to know a person face-to-face over drinks for an hour than message forever. Let's meet at (some bar) after work (in 3 days) and make sure we don't hate each other instantly. Here's my number to work out particulars: ###."
That system's worked great for me so far. I've usually got a new girl within a month of ending it with the previous one. Soooo easy with the douchey guys not even trying.
BigTex
Don't mess with Texas
That's interesting thanks for the post. I've contemplated the idating scene but never have and I'm not sure why. I have ladies asking me why am I single and I hear the word "handsome" a lot but I guess at this point I just don't have time for the drama and I have a busy career. I have to good life but at times I do wish to enjoy the special things in llife with someone for instance I have a trip for two to Cabo San Lucas in February...................guess I better get busy lol.
Giddy Up,
Tex
offdee
Footballguy
Well, just ended it with the Italian chick. Decided to take the text route so I could share the results here. (I'm here for you guys)
God this thread takes me back to a simpler time. So awesome.
Can't wait to hear how that conversation goes.
To set the stage, she wrote this morning saying it's weird she hasn't heard much from me over the past couple days and said she wanted to hang out Thursday night and she'd bring dinner, blah, blah, blah. I didn't respond and around 11am she sends another text asking if I'm still alive and hopes everything is alright. I write back shortly after "Sorry, lots going on. I'll write tonight"
A short while ago….
offdee: Crazy work week, but have also been doing some thinking. Since our talk a couple weeks ago I've come to the realization that I'm just not in a place or mindset to be in any kind of relationship right now. I know that's what you're wanting so I don't feel right about continuing….I told you I'd always be 100% honest and it's just not fair to string anything along. We obviously have amazing sexual chemistry so I really hate to lose that, but believe you're looking for more. You're a great girl, but ultimately just not the right timing for us unfortunately. Hope you understand.
Italian chica: I'm a tad disappointed to hear. I'm not sure if this makes any difference but not looking for a ton right now - I'd be willing to try this your way if you think it's worth it but if not I understand too. I just seldom find someone I have any interest in. In any event I've had fun & it was nice getting to know you. Take care.
offdee: I'd like to hang out every once in a while if you can be OK with that, but I just don't have the time, energy or interest to do the expected communication daily and see each other every/multiple times a week. I just wouldn't be a good committed partner right now and don't want to give any false impressions or expectations.
Italian chica: I'm very busy myself but like to make time for someone I'm interested in. I see that is not the same on your end. Bummer but I can't compromise on some sort of interest being shown. I'm not that 2nd fiddle girl. Well it was worth asking anyways.
offdee: When you said "I'd be willing to try this your way" what did you think that was?
Italian chica: I just thought perhaps more space to an extent but not the side show portrayed. No worries it was worth at least asking about.
And scene.
BigTex
Don't mess with Texas
Damn, I kinda feel bad for her. She handled it in a mature manner, no doubt she was a bit shocked and hurt but that's life.Well, just ended it with the Italian chick. Decided to take the text route so I could share the results here. (I'm here for you guys)
God this thread takes me back to a simpler time. So awesome.
Can't wait to hear how that conversation goes.
To set the stage, she wrote this morning saying it's weird she hasn't heard much from me over the past couple days and said she wanted to hang out Thursday night and she'd bring dinner, blah, blah, blah. I didn't respond and around 11am she sends another text asking if I'm still alive and hopes everything is alright. I write back shortly after "Sorry, lots going on. I'll write tonight"
A short while ago….
offdee: Crazy work week, but have also been doing some thinking. Since our talk a couple weeks ago I've come to the realization that I'm just not in a place or mindset to be in any kind of relationship right now. I know that's what you're wanting so I don't feel right about continuing….I told you I'd always be 100% honest and it's just not fair to string anything along. We obviously have amazing sexual chemistry so I really hate to lose that, but believe you're looking for more. You're a great girl, but ultimately just not the right timing for us unfortunately. Hope you understand.
Italian chica: I'm a tad disappointed to hear. I'm not sure if this makes any difference but not looking for a ton right now - I'd be willing to try this your way if you think it's worth it but if not I understand too. I just seldom find someone I have any interest in. In any event I've had fun & it was nice getting to know you. Take care.
offdee: I'd like to hang out every once in a while if you can be OK with that, but I just don't have the time, energy or interest to do the expected communication daily and see each other every/multiple times a week. I just wouldn't be a good committed partner right now and don't want to give any false impressions or expectations.
Italian chica: I'm very busy myself but like to make time for someone I'm interested in. I see that is not the same on your end. Bummer but I can't compromise on some sort of interest being shown. I'm not that 2nd fiddle girl. Well it was worth asking anyways.
offdee: When you said "I'd be willing to try this your way" what did you think that was?
Italian chica: I just thought perhaps more space to an extent but not the side show portrayed. No worries it was worth at least asking about.
And scene.
Tex
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Sounds like it ended as well as possible. 
