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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (10 Viewers)

Haters gonna hate. You go Grizz!

Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
Unless of course he's just in it for the secks. Seems like this one has long term potential. I agree it was a smart move.

Hmm, do dispensary managers get a good discount? This could be a nice situation for you Grizz.

 
any guys in here using bumble?
Giving bumble a try. Had a couple of hits early. The woman having to start the conversation makes it much easier for guys. I will say that if feels like early on, the site is "seeded" with a fair number of fake profiles. Either that, or every hot woman in Dallas/Fort Worth has decided to give it a try.

 
Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
It was a missed opportunity indeed, but not a major mis-step. Grizz, what you do need to start doing in your communications now is subtly upping the sexual tension a bit in anticipation of next meeting. Not over the top, but jokingly flirting and making sure she knows you're not scared to make sexual advances and she will be yours for the taking soon.

Example: I know you wanted me to kiss you, but you're lucky I didn't...you would be liking me even more! ;)

Then just play off of that back and forth. Show her you're confident in your skills and up the anticipation, while at the same time staying humorous and playful. This also totally removes you from any chance of a friend zone. Nice work so far!

 
Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
It was a missed opportunity indeed, but not a major mis-step. Grizz, what you do need to start doing in your communications now is subtly upping the sexual tension a bit in anticipation of next meeting. Not over the top, but jokingly flirting and making sure she knows you're not scared to make sexual advances and she will be yours for the taking soon. Example: I know you wanted me to kiss you, but you're lucky I didn't...you would be liking me even more! ;)

Then just play off of that back and forth. Show her you're confident in your skills and up the anticipation, while at the same time staying humorous and playful. This also totally removes you from any chance of a friend zone. Nice work so far!
Meh, I don't think that is really my style. I think the mystique and anticipation of a first kiss is sexy, and I don't want to shatter that by talking about it beforehand. Hot girls are used to getting hit on by guys like that, so I've always used a more subtle, hard-to-get approach, which has served me well in the past. I'm not particularly concerned about getting friend-zoned at this point.

 
Haters gonna hate. You go Grizz!

Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
Unless of course he's just in it for the secks. Seems like this one has long term potential. I agree it was a smart move.Hmm, do dispensary managers get a good discount? This could be a nice situation for you Grizz.
She mentioned that the owner of one of the edible companies gave her a free gallon-sized bag of sour gummies and that she sometimes tips delivery people with free joints. So, I would say that dating her likely comes with a fringe benefit of free cannabis. God, I'm so turned on just typing that.

 
Haters gonna hate. You go Grizz!

Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
Unless of course he's just in it for the secks. Seems like this one has long term potential. I agree it was a smart move.Hmm, do dispensary managers get a good discount? This could be a nice situation for you Grizz.
She mentioned that the owner of one of the edible companies gave her a free gallon-sized bag of sour gummies and that she sometimes tips delivery people with free joints. So, I would say that dating her likely comes with a fringe benefit of free cannabis. God, I'm so turned on just typing that.
I need to reevaluate my life.
 
One first date tip that I think paid off for me last night was reviewing all of our prior communications before the date. I mainly did it to make sure that I wouldn't get her confused with any of the other three real life girls that I've hooked up with over the past few weekends. But when I subtly dropped her cat's name into our conversation, she seemed genuinely touched that I remembered those little details from our prior conversations. It only took a few minutes to do, and I think the payoff was significant.

 
Haters gonna hate. You go Grizz!

Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
Unless of course he's just in it for the secks. Seems like this one has long term potential. I agree it was a smart move.Hmm, do dispensary managers get a good discount? This could be a nice situation for you Grizz.
She mentioned that the owner of one of the edible companies gave her a free gallon-sized bag of sour gummies and that she sometimes tips delivery people with free joints. So, I would say that dating her likely comes with a fringe benefit of free cannabis. God, I'm so turned on just typing that.
I need to reevaluate my life.
You just need to get medical marijuana passed in Georgia, and then you can send Glenda into the doctor for her intractable joint pain.

 
We barely got it passed here for children having debilitating seizures, and that's just oil with no THC. It will be many years before adults in Georgia are allowed to get the good medicine to help with our "ailments".

 
We barely got it passed here for children having debilitating seizures, and that's just oil with no THC. It will be many years before adults in Georgia are allowed to get the good medicine to help with our "ailments".
I didn't realize that it had already passed in Georgia. But that 5% THC limit is real buzzkill. At least it is a small step in the right direction of normalizing cannabis usage under the law.

 
I messed around on Tinder over my Christmas vacation in a mid-sized Midwestern city and a major Southern metropolis. I was curious about the local talent and figured it would be a good opportunity to experiment with some various opening messages. My general opening message strategy was to read their profile and check out their associated Instagram account, reference some sort of common connection or interest between us, try to throw a lighthearted joke in there, maybe compliment their dog (always a safe bet), and give them some question to answer that was related to something in their profile. I think the strategy generally worked quite well, as I got a high rate of response from my matches. Below are some examples of the girls I matched with over my vacation -- the majority of which I exchanged at least a few messages with:

23-year old hair stylist

21-year old model/aspiring law student

25-year old babe

28-year old chemistry grad student

25-year old blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie

29-year old educator

23-year old medical assistant

29-year old physician

23-year old program manager

27-year old administrative assistant

19-year old college student

22-year old exotic Instagram model with 100k followers

I just didn't really have the opportunity to meet up with any of them because I was busy doing stuff with my family over Christmas and then I was hanging out with a girl down South who is very hot and who I have a sexual history with that goes back to 2003. I at least feel good that my opening message game was pretty successful and that all those girls seem like they would at least consider banging me. It inspired me to start being proactive with my hometown matches.
New to this thread, but WTMF?? There are chicks on Tindr that look like these? I always thought it was for slutty Offdee-5 30-somethings looking to spite their husbands.

 
You are either a lot better looking than you let on or have some quality pics in your profile.

Most of those chicks are top 5% in the tinder universe and are getting swiped right/messaged by every dude on the app. If they are matching with you and messaging you then you are a 1%er. Congrats.

Based on this limited sample of interest from the quality tinder chicks (looks, age, professions) you will have ##### lined up for days if you put the effort in.

It is easy to hook up with the over 30, single moms, tatted up, or chunky crowd on tinder. Getting matches and responses from young hot things in the saturated 2015 online dating market is a different ball game.

Thanks for reviving this thread and keep us updated.

Also, I didn't see if you had mentioned it, but do you have any tips for tinder pics and bio? Whatever you are using is working well.
Or, you know, this...

 
I messed around on Tinder over my Christmas vacation in a mid-sized Midwestern city and a major Southern metropolis. I was curious about the local talent and figured it would be a good opportunity to experiment with some various opening messages. My general opening message strategy was to read their profile and check out their associated Instagram account, reference some sort of common connection or interest between us, try to throw a lighthearted joke in there, maybe compliment their dog (always a safe bet), and give them some question to answer that was related to something in their profile. I think the strategy generally worked quite well, as I got a high rate of response from my matches. Below are some examples of the girls I matched with over my vacation -- the majority of which I exchanged at least a few messages with:

23-year old hair stylist

21-year old model/aspiring law student

25-year old babe

28-year old chemistry grad student

25-year old blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie

29-year old educator

23-year old medical assistant

29-year old physician

23-year old program manager

27-year old administrative assistant

19-year old college student

22-year old exotic Instagram model with 100k followers

I just didn't really have the opportunity to meet up with any of them because I was busy doing stuff with my family over Christmas and then I was hanging out with a girl down South who is very hot and who I have a sexual history with that goes back to 2003. I at least feel good that my opening message game was pretty successful and that all those girls seem like they would at least consider banging me. It inspired me to start being proactive with my hometown matches.
New to this thread, but WTMF?? There are chicks on Tindr that look like these? I always thought it was for slutty Offdee-5 30-somethings looking to spite their husbands.
these are all perfect 10's in Denver as well. The talent pool is just okay there from my recollection.

 
Like I'm kind of still in shock that I just went on a date with a girl as hot as her.
I know, who would think that a good looking lawyer who uses word like 'charcuterie' would land a really hot chick.

 
Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
It was a missed opportunity indeed, but not a major mis-step. Grizz, what you do need to start doing in your communications now is subtly upping the sexual tension a bit in anticipation of next meeting. Not over the top, but jokingly flirting and making sure she knows you're not scared to make sexual advances and she will be yours for the taking soon.

Example: I know you wanted me to kiss you, but you're lucky I didn't...you would be liking me even more! ;)

Then just play off of that back and forth. Show her you're confident in your skills and up the anticipation, while at the same time staying humorous and playful. This also totally removes you from any chance of a friend zone. Nice work so far!
I know Offdee has game, but the bolded is not good advice. Glad Griz didn't take the carrot.

 
I messed around on Tinder over my Christmas vacation in a mid-sized Midwestern city and a major Southern metropolis. I was curious about the local talent and figured it would be a good opportunity to experiment with some various opening messages. My general opening message strategy was to read their profile and check out their associated Instagram account, reference some sort of common connection or interest between us, try to throw a lighthearted joke in there, maybe compliment their dog (always a safe bet), and give them some question to answer that was related to something in their profile. I think the strategy generally worked quite well, as I got a high rate of response from my matches. Below are some examples of the girls I matched with over my vacation -- the majority of which I exchanged at least a few messages with:

23-year old hair stylist

21-year old model/aspiring law student

25-year old babe

28-year old chemistry grad student

25-year old blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie

29-year old educator

23-year old medical assistant

29-year old physician

23-year old program manager

27-year old administrative assistant

19-year old college student

22-year old exotic Instagram model with 100k followers

I just didn't really have the opportunity to meet up with any of them because I was busy doing stuff with my family over Christmas and then I was hanging out with a girl down South who is very hot and who I have a sexual history with that goes back to 2003. I at least feel good that my opening message game was pretty successful and that all those girls seem like they would at least consider banging me. It inspired me to start being proactive with my hometown matches.
New to this thread, but WTMF?? There are chicks on Tindr that look like these? I always thought it was for slutty Offdee-5 30-somethings looking to spite their husbands.
It seems like Tinder has become the dating app of choice for single 20-somethings. It used to have more of a reputation as a "hookup app," but it seems like the 20-something crowd likes to use Tinder's simple and free interface as a legit dating app. In every major city that I've used Tinder, it seems like the pool is stocked with hot young talent.

 
Reddit has great tinder interactions.

One from yesterday with a girl named Ashleigh:.

Guy: What do I have in common with Sean Connery?

Ashleigh: I dunno

Guy: we both want to ride Ashleigh.

:lol:

 
I messed around on Tinder over my Christmas vacation in a mid-sized Midwestern city and a major Southern metropolis. I was curious about the local talent and figured it would be a good opportunity to experiment with some various opening messages. My general opening message strategy was to read their profile and check out their associated Instagram account, reference some sort of common connection or interest between us, try to throw a lighthearted joke in there, maybe compliment their dog (always a safe bet), and give them some question to answer that was related to something in their profile. I think the strategy generally worked quite well, as I got a high rate of response from my matches. Below are some examples of the girls I matched with over my vacation -- the majority of which I exchanged at least a few messages with:

23-year old hair stylist

21-year old model/aspiring law student

25-year old babe

28-year old chemistry grad student

25-year old blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie

29-year old educator

23-year old medical assistant

29-year old physician

23-year old program manager

27-year old administrative assistant

19-year old college student

22-year old exotic Instagram model with 100k followers

I just didn't really have the opportunity to meet up with any of them because I was busy doing stuff with my family over Christmas and then I was hanging out with a girl down South who is very hot and who I have a sexual history with that goes back to 2003. I at least feel good that my opening message game was pretty successful and that all those girls seem like they would at least consider banging me. It inspired me to start being proactive with my hometown matches.
New to this thread, but WTMF?? There are chicks on Tindr that look like these? I always thought it was for slutty Offdee-5 30-somethings looking to spite their husbands.
these are all perfect 10's in Denver as well. The talent pool is just okay there from my recollection.
I actually think the talent pool in Denver is probably as good as anywhere else that I've Tindered. My local matches in Denver are probably overall better than those that I got over a span of a couple days in other states (although I think my overall match rate is lower in Colorado because I'm not as interesting compared to other Denverites as I am compared to other guys living in the Midwest or South). Colorado is almost always rated as the fittest state in the nation, and it seems like it has been getting an influx of hot girls over the past five years or so as it has become one of the hottest cities to move to for post-college grads. It used to sometimes be referred to as "Menver" because of the idea that the city mainly attracted a bunch of guys looking to ski/snowboard, but, in reality, the sexes are pretty evenly divided these days. According to the 2015 census, the population of 22- to 35-year olds in Denver consisted of 49.8% women.
 
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Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
It was a missed opportunity indeed, but not a major mis-step. Grizz, what you do need to start doing in your communications now is subtly upping the sexual tension a bit in anticipation of next meeting. Not over the top, but jokingly flirting and making sure she knows you're not scared to make sexual advances and she will be yours for the taking soon.Example: I know you wanted me to kiss you, but you're lucky I didn't...you would be liking me even more! ;)

Then just play off of that back and forth. Show her you're confident in your skills and up the anticipation, while at the same time staying humorous and playful. This also totally removes you from any chance of a friend zone. Nice work so far!
I know Offdee has game, but the bolded is not good advice. Glad Griz didn't take the carrot.
I always picture this dude when Offdee posts stuff like that.
 
Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
It was a missed opportunity indeed, but not a major mis-step. Grizz, what you do need to start doing in your communications now is subtly upping the sexual tension a bit in anticipation of next meeting. Not over the top, but jokingly flirting and making sure she knows you're not scared to make sexual advances and she will be yours for the taking soon.Example: I know you wanted me to kiss you, but you're lucky I didn't...you would be liking me even more! ;)

Then just play off of that back and forth. Show her you're confident in your skills and up the anticipation, while at the same time staying humorous and playful. This also totally removes you from any chance of a friend zone. Nice work so far!
I know Offdee has game, but the bolded is not good advice. Glad Griz didn't take the carrot.
There is definitely some setup needed prior to a comment like this, in terms of being flirty, etc. Cant just come out of nowhere. But from my :style: of dating it always worked for me with positive reactions.

I'm in agreement that it's good Grizz didn't run with this if its not in his usual nature. Keep on doing what's working for him. Ultimately what I was trying to convey is the idea that confidence is the ultimate aphrodisiac so portray that in whatever context you can.

Confidence + sense of humor + a little bit of mystery (aka: not desperate) = not a dry seat in the house.

 
Well, I've got a second date lined up with the hot dispensary girl on Sunday night. She's going to the Broncos playoff game on Sunday during the day because her family has season tickets. This girl just keeps getting cooler. :wub:

I'm going to take her to this new trendy Mexican place in town, which has won some awards for best meal and best margaritas in town. I'm kind of buddies with the owners, and they've brought me a free round of shots on the house the last few times I've been in there with friends -- which I feel like would play well for me on the date. We're both off work on Monday, so I feel like this could be a great opportunity to take things to the next level.

 
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Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:lmao: :lmao:

Nice work! That Jenny B situation sounds hilariously awkward. Best of luck to you on the testing results!

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:lmao: so awesome
 
Buttonhook said:
offdee said:
Buttonhook said:
Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
It was a missed opportunity indeed, but not a major mis-step. Grizz, what you do need to start doing in your communications now is subtly upping the sexual tension a bit in anticipation of next meeting. Not over the top, but jokingly flirting and making sure she knows you're not scared to make sexual advances and she will be yours for the taking soon.

Example: I know you wanted me to kiss you, but you're lucky I didn't...you would be liking me even more! ;)

Then just play off of that back and forth. Show her you're confident in your skills and up the anticipation, while at the same time staying humorous and playful. This also totally removes you from any chance of a friend zone. Nice work so far!
I know Offdee has game, but the bolded is not good advice. Glad Griz didn't take the carrot.
You couldn't be more wrong.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:thumbup: Post a pic of Jenny B.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:lmao: :lmao:

Nice work! That Jenny B situation sounds hilariously awkward. Best of luck to you on the testing results!
Trying to comfort someone while you're naked is way more difficult than it sounds. Especially when you just went in as free and unencumbered as the day you were born and then you just heard how many other dudes have raw dogged her. I give it a 2.3/10. Would not try again.

 
Well, I've got a second date lined up with the hot dispensary girl on Sunday night. She's going to the Broncos playoff game on Sunday during the day because her family has season tickets. This girl just keeps getting cooler. :wub:

I'm going to take her to this new trendy Mexican place in town, which has won some awards for best meal and best margaritas in town. I'm kind of buddies with the owners, and they've brought me a free round of shots on the house the last few times I've been in there with friends -- which I feel like would play well for me on the date. We're both off work on Monday, so I feel like this could be a great opportunity to take things to the next level.
She works at a dispensary and she likes football? Just cut to the chase and propose to the girl on Sunday.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:lmao: :lmao:

Nice work! That Jenny B situation sounds hilariously awkward. Best of luck to you on the testing results!
Trying to comfort someone while you're naked is way more difficult than it sounds. Especially when you just went in as free and unencumbered as the day you were born and then you just heard how many other dudes have raw dogged her. I give it a 2.3/10. Would not try again.
Now this is the single life I remember. :thumbup:
 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:thumbup: Post a pic of Jenny B.
Funny, I was hoping for a pic of Jenny A.

Maybe a pic of each would be a good compromise. :popcorn:

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:thumbup: Post a pic of Jenny B.
Funny, I was hoping for a pic of Jenny A.

Maybe a pic of each would be a good compromise. :popcorn:
I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea of pics. I don't know how I want to do that. I doubt that I drop links in the thread though. Let me think on it. I'll figure something out.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:thumbup: Post a pic of Jenny B.
Funny, I was hoping for a pic of Jenny A.

Maybe a pic of each would be a good compromise. :popcorn:
I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea of pics. I don't know how I want to do that. I doubt that I drop links in the thread though. Let me think on it. I'll figure something out.
You could just PM the pics to me and I'll describe them here.
 
I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.

Bonus Pic 1

Bonus Pic 2

Bonus Pic 3

ETA - She's been texting me all night, and we're planning on going out on a date sometime next week.

 
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I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.
You're on a hell of a heater.

Just remember these important truths:

1) You gotta play 'em one day at a time.
2) Just be happy to be there. Hope you can help the ballclub.
3) Give it your best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.
 
I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.

Bonus Pic 1

Bonus Pic 2

Bonus Pic 3

ETA - She's been texting me all night, and we're planning on going out on a date sometime next week.
I've always wondered, why do nice looking chicks like this need to use Tinder or some other ap? Is in-person or setup dating so dead right now that even desirable chicks have to go online? Doesn't make sense to me.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:lmao: :lmao:

Nice work! That Jenny B situation sounds hilariously awkward. Best of luck to you on the testing results!
Trying to comfort someone while you're naked is way more difficult than it sounds. Especially when you just went in as free and unencumbered as the day you were born and then you just heard how many other dudes have raw dogged her. I give it a 2.3/10. Would not try again.
oops, herp

 
I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.

Bonus Pic 1

Bonus Pic 2

Bonus Pic 3

ETA - She's been texting me all night, and we're planning on going out on a date sometime next week.
This girl told me last night that she actually works as a cocktail waitress at a strip club while finishing up esthetics school. Lot of potential for interesting/crazy here.

 
I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.Bonus Pic 1Bonus Pic 2Bonus Pic 3

ETA - She's been texting me all night, and we're planning on going out on a date sometime next week.
I've always wondered, why do nice looking chicks like this need to use Tinder or some other ap? Is in-person or setup dating so dead right now that even desirable chicks have to go online? Doesn't make sense to me.
What's dead is the stigma that online dating is for desperate losers. Now it's simply about convenience and widening the prospective pool of people to bang. And now with social media linked in to the process, you can practically do a background check on someone before you even start to interact. From a female's perspective, assuming she even has time to cruise the bars to meet a guy, she's got to worry about creeps, married guys, etc. Or she can thumb through a catalog of guys on her phone and pick out as many as she likes, vet them through Facebook, chitchat over text and then decide if she wants to invest any time IRL. Ultimate control, security and convenience.
 
I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.Bonus Pic 1Bonus Pic 2Bonus Pic 3

ETA - She's been texting me all night, and we're planning on going out on a date sometime next week.
I've always wondered, why do nice looking chicks like this need to use Tinder or some other ap? Is in-person or setup dating so dead right now that even desirable chicks have to go online? Doesn't make sense to me.
What's dead is the stigma that online dating is for desperate losers. Now it's simply about convenience and widening the prospective pool of people to bang. And now with social media linked in to the process, you can practically do a background check on someone before you even start to interact. From a female's perspective, assuming she even has time to cruise the bars to meet a guy, she's got to worry about creeps, married guys, etc. Or she can thumb through a catalog of guys on her phone and pick out as many as she likes, vet them through Facebook, chitchat over text and then decide if she wants to invest any time IRL. Ultimate control, security and convenience.
Good points.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:thumbup: Post a pic of Jenny B.
Funny, I was hoping for a pic of Jenny A.

Maybe a pic of each would be a good compromise. :popcorn:
I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea of pics. I don't know how I want to do that. I doubt that I drop links in the thread though. Let me think on it. I'll figure something out.
You could just PM the pics to me and I'll describe them here.
:lmao:

That could be great shtick. Can you draw? I'm busy this afternoon and I'm heading to Jenny B's after tonight, but I'll drop something in imgur and send it over when I get a minute.

 
Going on a blind date tonight. Coffee only. She is a 40 year old contract lawyer. My last first date was with a 20 year old who worked at AutoZone. I'm guessing the conversation is going to be slightly different.
Had second date with lawyer last night. Was going well I thought, but then I almost made a fatal mistake.

I started to doubt myself. In the middle of the date, I remembered that most of 2015 was just FWBs for the most part (Hiya Buck!!) and not much actual dating. The only two first dates I had had in the last six to nine months were with a horny 20 year old with Daddy issues and a 27 year old ER nurse who liked to be spanked. As, I continued with the date, I kind of laid back, went to generic work talk and stayed pretty neutral in body language, all without really noticing. All I could think was I really like this girl and I didn't want to blow it.

As we left, my vibe was completely off. I pretty much have a "no kiss first date, absolute kiss second date" rule, but went with the "walk her to her car, long hug" ending. As, I'm driving home, I get a long text from her, basically saying that she could tell I wasn't into her, and it was OK if we didn't go any further. ####. So I call her, and let her know that I was really into her, really enjoyed our time, and should have kissed her, but listened to the wrong devil on my shoulder. She said next time, listen to the other devil, kiss her, and suggest we head back to her place to "let the kiss lead to other activities".

TL,DR: Always kiss the girl. Life is too short to be passive.

 
Going on a blind date tonight. Coffee only. She is a 40 year old contract lawyer. My last first date was with a 20 year old who worked at AutoZone. I'm guessing the conversation is going to be slightly different.
Had second date with lawyer last night. Was going well I thought, but then I almost made a fatal mistake.

I started to doubt myself. In the middle of the date, I remembered that most of 2015 was just FWBs for the most part (Hiya Buck!!) and not much actual dating. The only two first dates I had had in the last six to nine months were with a horny 20 year old with Daddy issues and a 27 year old ER nurse who liked to be spanked. As, I continued with the date, I kind of laid back, went to generic work talk and stayed pretty neutral in body language, all without really noticing. All I could think was I really like this girl and I didn't want to blow it.

As we left, my vibe was completely off. I pretty much have a "no kiss first date, absolute kiss second date" rule, but went with the "walk her to her car, long hug" ending. As, I'm driving home, I get a long text from her, basically saying that she could tell I wasn't into her, and it was OK if we didn't go any further. ####. So I call her, and let her know that I was really into her, really enjoyed our time, and should have kissed her, but listened to the wrong devil on my shoulder. She said next time, listen to the other devil, kiss her, and suggest we head back to her place to "let the kiss lead to other activities".

TL,DR: Always kiss the girl. Life is too short to be passive.
so another date lined up??

 

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