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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (5 Viewers)

I've always wondered, why do nice looking chicks like this need to use Tinder or some other ap? Is in-person or setup dating so dead right now that even desirable chicks have to go online? Doesn't make sense to me.
Chicks LOVE dicking around on their phones... This is something to play with while in line, at a red light, etc.

Chicks LOVE attention. IF they're attractive, they will get bombarded with male attention on these apps, stoking the ego.

Chicks LOVE to chat. This gives them all the bull#### text communication they can handle.

 
Going on a blind date tonight. Coffee only. She is a 40 year old contract lawyer. My last first date was with a 20 year old who worked at AutoZone. I'm guessing the conversation is going to be slightly different.
Had second date with lawyer last night. Was going well I thought, but then I almost made a fatal mistake.

I started to doubt myself. In the middle of the date, I remembered that most of 2015 was just FWBs for the most part (Hiya Buck!!) and not much actual dating. The only two first dates I had had in the last six to nine months were with a horny 20 year old with Daddy issues and a 27 year old ER nurse who liked to be spanked. As, I continued with the date, I kind of laid back, went to generic work talk and stayed pretty neutral in body language, all without really noticing. All I could think was I really like this girl and I didn't want to blow it.

As we left, my vibe was completely off. I pretty much have a "no kiss first date, absolute kiss second date" rule, but went with the "walk her to her car, long hug" ending. As, I'm driving home, I get a long text from her, basically saying that she could tell I wasn't into her, and it was OK if we didn't go any further. ####. So I call her, and let her know that I was really into her, really enjoyed our time, and should have kissed her, but listened to the wrong devil on my shoulder. She said next time, listen to the other devil, kiss her, and suggest we head back to her place to "let the kiss lead to other activities".

TL,DR: Always kiss the girl. Life is too short to be passive.
so another date lined up??
Absolutely. Either tonight or tomorrow night. And she has been warned that there will be a kiss immediately, and moving to private quarters immediately if not sooner.

 
Much respect, Grizz. I don't kiss on the first date, if I'm mostly sober, as a matter of dating policy. I usually try to do something in the middle of date #2.

I'm no Grizz, but I've kicked off Dating Season 2016 this weekish with a couple of regulars I met on tinder. They both have the same name, Jenny A and Jenny B. I like the symmetry of hanging out with them on consecutive nights. There's also a trashy waitress I know with the same name. It is my New Years resolution to hit the triple crown in 2016.

Jenny A is a latina and on the low end of girls I'll hang out with. She's super cool and gives an 8.5/10 :football: which makes up for it. She was my biggest Tinder mistake. I live in a small area, so there are relatively few social circles on Tinder. I started hooking up with her before I realized that her much more attractive friends were there for the taking. It's a sunk cost at this point, though.

Jenny B is extremely good looking but also extremely slutty. Every couple of times we're together, she'll show up with fresh bruises that I didn't cause. She's fit for a straight jacket, but I think everyone needs a Jenny B in their rotation. I inadvertently made her burst into tears post coitus when I made an off handed remark about my :sadbanana: hurting. She was convinced she has an STD. She was sobbing, "a year of unprotected sex with strangers is coming back on me." Okayyyyyyyy. She went in for a test yesterday. Let's hope there's good news there.

I also re-started Tinder. The wheels are in motion on that front. I'm breaking my long standing no single mother rule. I'm late-20s. A 30 year old mother has offered to make me enchiladas later this week. I'm breaking several rules on this, but I really like Mexican food.
:thumbup: Post a pic of Jenny B.
Funny, I was hoping for a pic of Jenny A.

Maybe a pic of each would be a good compromise. :popcorn:
I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea of pics. I don't know how I want to do that. I doubt that I drop links in the thread though. Let me think on it. I'll figure something out.
You could just PM the pics to me and I'll describe them here.
:lmao:

That could be great shtick. Can you draw? I'm busy this afternoon and I'm heading to Jenny B's after tonight, but I'll drop something in imgur and send it over when I get a minute.
I got this. :thumbup:
 
Going on a blind date tonight. Coffee only. She is a 40 year old contract lawyer. My last first date was with a 20 year old who worked at AutoZone. I'm guessing the conversation is going to be slightly different.
Had second date with lawyer last night. Was going well I thought, but then I almost made a fatal mistake.

I started to doubt myself. In the middle of the date, I remembered that most of 2015 was just FWBs for the most part (Hiya Buck!!) and not much actual dating. The only two first dates I had had in the last six to nine months were with a horny 20 year old with Daddy issues and a 27 year old ER nurse who liked to be spanked. As, I continued with the date, I kind of laid back, went to generic work talk and stayed pretty neutral in body language, all without really noticing. All I could think was I really like this girl and I didn't want to blow it.

As we left, my vibe was completely off. I pretty much have a "no kiss first date, absolute kiss second date" rule, but went with the "walk her to her car, long hug" ending. As, I'm driving home, I get a long text from her, basically saying that she could tell I wasn't into her, and it was OK if we didn't go any further. ####. So I call her, and let her know that I was really into her, really enjoyed our time, and should have kissed her, but listened to the wrong devil on my shoulder. She said next time, listen to the other devil, kiss her, and suggest we head back to her place to "let the kiss lead to other activities".

TL,DR: Always kiss the girl. Life is too short to be passive.
so another date lined up??
Absolutely. Either tonight or tomorrow night. And she has been warned that there will be a kiss immediately, and moving to private quarters immediately if not sooner.
I don't understand something. Finally, FINALLY, women are up front about the fact that they want the cockmeat just as much as we want to give it to them, yet we still have things like addiction, crime and rudeness in society. Everything should be perfect now imo. What the hell else do people want??
 
Going on a blind date tonight. Coffee only. She is a 40 year old contract lawyer. My last first date was with a 20 year old who worked at AutoZone. I'm guessing the conversation is going to be slightly different.
Had second date with lawyer last night. Was going well I thought, but then I almost made a fatal mistake.

I started to doubt myself. In the middle of the date, I remembered that most of 2015 was just FWBs for the most part (Hiya Buck!!) and not much actual dating. The only two first dates I had had in the last six to nine months were with a horny 20 year old with Daddy issues and a 27 year old ER nurse who liked to be spanked. As, I continued with the date, I kind of laid back, went to generic work talk and stayed pretty neutral in body language, all without really noticing. All I could think was I really like this girl and I didn't want to blow it.

As we left, my vibe was completely off. I pretty much have a "no kiss first date, absolute kiss second date" rule, but went with the "walk her to her car, long hug" ending. As, I'm driving home, I get a long text from her, basically saying that she could tell I wasn't into her, and it was OK if we didn't go any further. ####. So I call her, and let her know that I was really into her, really enjoyed our time, and should have kissed her, but listened to the wrong devil on my shoulder. She said next time, listen to the other devil, kiss her, and suggest we head back to her place to "let the kiss lead to other activities".

TL,DR: Always kiss the girl. Life is too short to be passive.
so another date lined up??
Absolutely. Either tonight or tomorrow night. And she has been warned that there will be a kiss immediately, and moving to private quarters immediately if not sooner.
This is exactly the type of scenario and communication I was referring to earlier. If the stage is set, just be directly flirtatious and confident. There's actually more sexual tension and excitement created if they know they are going to get it good, over wondering if the guy will be bold enough to make moves on next meeting.

 
I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.

Bonus Pic 1

Bonus Pic 2

Bonus Pic 3

ETA - She's been texting me all night, and we're planning on going out on a date sometime next week.
This girl told me last night that she actually works as a cocktail waitress at a strip club while finishing up esthetics school. Lot of potential for interesting/crazy here.
I was going to say "be careful here" based on the pics alone. Now I'm saying be very, very cautious. You are this thread's lifeblood right now and we married folk need this.

 
I just got following message from a 26-year old promotional model on Tinder:

"I never message anyone on here, or really take this seriously in anyway... but you really caught my eye. So, I wanted to say hi!"

I just can't believe this hot streak that I'm on right now.

Bonus Pic 1

Bonus Pic 2

Bonus Pic 3

ETA - She's been texting me all night, and we're planning on going out on a date sometime next week.
This girl told me last night that she actually works as a cocktail waitress at a strip club while finishing up esthetics school. Lot of potential for interesting/crazy here.
You should ask her to introduce you to the other chick in Bonus Pic 3

 
:lmao:

That could be great shtick. Can you draw? I'm busy this afternoon and I'm heading to Jenny B's after tonight, but I'll drop something in imgur and send it over when I get a minute.
I'm drawing a blank on schtick but both chicks are very cute. I'm in a Latina mood lately so I'm really digging Jenny A. She reminds me of a pornstar named Liliana Moreno who sadly didn't have a very prolific career but she's got this one incredible video available on the usual sites.Jenny B just looks like your basic hot blonde with nice cans. In the first pic I can absolutely see those crazy eyes. She looks like she's not wearing makeup, had some wine and likely a nice fat cockslap across the face. I can absolutely envision her crying over poor decisions. But in the second pic she's got the impeccable hair and makeup going on, tight low-cut mini dress, and looks like the girl at the party all the guys would flock to first.

I commend you for landing such quality talent sir.

Also went ahead and posted the pic on Reddit and a few other sites for feedback, YWIA.

 
Going on a blind date tonight. Coffee only. She is a 40 year old contract lawyer. My last first date was with a 20 year old who worked at AutoZone. I'm guessing the conversation is going to be slightly different.
Had second date with lawyer last night. Was going well I thought, but then I almost made a fatal mistake.

I started to doubt myself. In the middle of the date, I remembered that most of 2015 was just FWBs for the most part (Hiya Buck!!) and not much actual dating. The only two first dates I had had in the last six to nine months were with a horny 20 year old with Daddy issues and a 27 year old ER nurse who liked to be spanked. As, I continued with the date, I kind of laid back, went to generic work talk and stayed pretty neutral in body language, all without really noticing. All I could think was I really like this girl and I didn't want to blow it.

As we left, my vibe was completely off. I pretty much have a "no kiss first date, absolute kiss second date" rule, but went with the "walk her to her car, long hug" ending. As, I'm driving home, I get a long text from her, basically saying that she could tell I wasn't into her, and it was OK if we didn't go any further. ####. So I call her, and let her know that I was really into her, really enjoyed our time, and should have kissed her, but listened to the wrong devil on my shoulder. She said next time, listen to the other devil, kiss her, and suggest we head back to her place to "let the kiss lead to other activities".

TL,DR: Always kiss the girl. Life is too short to be passive.
so another date lined up??
Absolutely. Either tonight or tomorrow night. And she has been warned that there will be a kiss immediately, and moving to private quarters immediately if not sooner.
The over 50-married crowd is imposing a penalty here. Pics must be posted within 24 hours....

 
My online dating life keeps getting more interesting. One of my exes told me yesterday that she really wants to have a threesome with another girl and that she can't imagine doing it with anyone but me. On the one hand, I know this is a desperate attempt of manipulation to try to keep me around and prevent me from banging lots of other girls. On the other hand, I know this is a long-standing unfulfilled sexual fantasy of hers, so who am I to stop people's dreams from coming true?

We are planning on getting together on Monday to make a profile on 3nder, the new dating app for couples seeking out a third party for threesomes. I have no idea what to expect for girls on there (besides a high degree of sluttiness and, relatedly, a high probability of STDs). She also wants to go to a swingers' club sometime next week. I'm trying not to get my hopes up because I could see this falling apart in many different ways, but she seems pretty serious about it.

The biggest obstacle right now seems to be my ex's exceedingly high standards for ######s. Based on her recent threesome porn binge (she actually paid and registered for a porn site -- WTF?), she claims 90% of ######s are disgusting. She demands minimal lippage if you know what I mean. I asked if she had ever heard of the saying, "It's what on the inside that matters." But, apparently, she is going to need to visually vet the ######s beforehand.

My life is so ####### weird right now.

 
"Attorney. Outdoor adventurer. Concert junkie. Foodie. 6'0" athlete. Amateur chef and pitmaster. Certified non-creeper. Freethinker. Aficionado of craft beer, barbecue, and underground hip hop. Aspiring dog massage therapist."

The "certified non-creeper" line has actually inspired the most messages from my matches.
Sure it has...they aren't going to come out and say "I'm a gold digger attracted to you because you're lawyer".
.

 
My online dating life keeps getting more interesting. One of my exes told me yesterday that she really wants to have a threesome with another girl and that she can't imagine doing it with anyone but me. On the one hand, I know this is a desperate attempt of manipulation to try to keep me around and prevent me from banging lots of other girls. On the other hand, I know this is a long-standing unfulfilled sexual fantasy of hers, so who am I to stop people's dreams from coming true?

We are planning on getting together on Monday to make a profile on 3nder, the new dating app for couples seeking out a third party for threesomes. I have no idea what to expect for girls on there (besides a high degree of sluttiness and, relatedly, a high probability of STDs). She also wants to go to a swingers' club sometime next week. I'm trying not to get my hopes up because I could see this falling apart in many different ways, but she seems pretty serious about it.

The biggest obstacle right now seems to be my ex's exceedingly high standards for ######s. Based on her recent threesome porn binge (she actually paid and registered for a porn site -- WTF?), she claims 90% of ######s are disgusting. She demands minimal lippage if you know what I mean. I asked if she had ever heard of the saying, "It's what on the inside that matters." But, apparently, she is going to need to visually vet the ######s beforehand.

My life is so ####### weird right now.
At first I thought she's was racist-ex.

 
I'm not worthy, Grizz. I'm happy to play my role as the B story that fills in time until the commercial.

Anyway. Looks like Jenny B is on her way out for a little while. I went over to her place for a few drinks earlier this week. She was super proud of herself because she's gone out with a guy 5 times and only had sex with him once. I really hope it works out for her. She's nuts, and her life is destructive even by my standards. We drank and ####ed a couple of times and I was on my way.

The next night (I think it was Thursday) I had plans with Jenny A.I wore Sperrys, faded Levis 514s that look damn good on me, a Patagonia quarter zip fleece, and a blue Bernie Sanders for president t-shirt underneath. It was probably too warm for the fleece and too cold for the Sperrys. A is hispanic so I always suggest Mexican food. It started out as shtick, but she always agrees.

We get to the restaurant and she immediately starts putting away frozen margaritas. I'm still hungover from the night before (I'm getting way too old for this ####) so I stick to water. I feel my phone buzz a couple of times and check it when A goes to the ladies room. Its B. You busy? ####. Turns out shes wasted at a bar a couple of blocks over and wants a ride home. She lives a stones throw from me. Were both at the other end of town. I tell her I'm with friends and I'll come get her in a few.

This is basically what you would see in a bad 80s sitcom. I'm trying to figure out how to play this gracefully. B is more attractive in every way than A, but B is talking about being exclusive with Prince Charming (except Id been inside her less than 24 hrs ago so who the hell knows). I check Uber, nothing available. ####### small town.

I tell A that one of my friends is drunk and needs a ride.

Her: Big smile. GREEAAAT! Id love to meet your friend.

Me:Oof.

Me:Thinking...thinking. He's actually in [town about 10 miles away], let me run you back to my place and you can pick up your car.

Her: Extremely pissed.

All this time my phone is buzzing constantly. A deluge of drunk texts from B. She eventually works it out to have somebody else pick her up, but A is still pissed. It was a silly mistake. I got too cute. This is where I start drinking. Drunk Rirruto somehow salvages the unforced error and sidesteps what looked like a cockblock. If it weren't for alcohol, I would die a virgin. No question. I'm convinced that if I would have started drinking at the beginning of dinner I could have pulled off the Jenny Slam.

I've got a couple of new girls set up for this week. We'll see how that goes. My matching has been pretty good, but my message response rate hasn't been where it normally is. Sometimes I'm whiffing on girls like this. Shes probably a step out of my tinder league. And girls like this. Shes probably at my level, and actually this example girl is a couple of years older than I am. I don't know if that makes her more or less attainable. Whiffing with them is fine. They're girls I would have a ton of confidence in landing in person, but tinder/online is way more difficult than in person. But I've also swung and missed on some girls that I'm probably a notch or two above. Which is frustrating. I'm slumping, but if I can convert the two this week, I'll be set for spring. I'll send some flyers to some that I've missed on and have matches coming in, but I don't like to have more than 3 or 4 in the rotation. It's too much work.

 
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I'm not worthy, Grizz. I'm happy to play my role as the B story that fills in time until the commercial.

Anyway. Looks like Jenny B is on her way out for a little while. I went over to her place for a few drinks earlier this week. She was super proud of herself because she's gone out with a guy 5 times and only had sex with him once. I really hope it works out for her. She's nuts, and her life is destructive even by my standards. We drank and ####ed a couple of times and I was on my way.

The next night (I think it was Thursday) I had plans with Jenny A.I wore Sperrys, faded Levis 514s that look damn good on me, a Patagonia quarter zip fleece, and a blue Bernie Sanders for president t-shirt underneath. It was probably too warm for the fleece and too cold for the Sperrys. A is hispanic so I always suggest Mexican food. It started out as shtick, but she always agrees.

We get to the restaurant and she immediately starts putting away frozen margaritas. I'm still hungover from the night before (I'm getting way too old for this ####) so I stick to water. I feel my phone buzz a couple of times and check it when A goes to the ladies room. Its B. You busy? ####. Turns out shes wasted at a bar a couple of blocks over and wants a ride home. She lives a stones throw from me. Were both at the other end of town. I tell her I'm with friends and I'll come get her in a few.

This is basically what you would see in a bad 80s sitcom. I'm trying to figure out how to play this gracefully. B is more attractive in every way than A, but B is talking about being exclusive with Prince Charming (except Id been inside her less than 24 hrs ago so who the hell knows). I check Uber, nothing available. ####### small town.

I tell A that one of my friends is drunk and needs a ride.

Her: Big smile. GREEAAAT! Id love to meet your friend.

Me:Oof.

Me:Thinking...thinking. He's actually in [town about 10 miles away], let me run you back to my place and you can pick up your car.

Her: Extremely pissed.

All this time my phone is buzzing constantly. A deluge of drunk texts from B. She eventually works it out to have somebody else pick her up, but A is still pissed. It was a silly mistake. I got too cute. This is where I start drinking. Drunk Rirruto somehow salvages the unforced error and sidesteps what looked like a cockblock. If it weren't for alcohol, I would die a virgin. No question. I'm convinced that if I would have started drinking at the beginning of dinner I could have pulled off the Jenny Slam.

I've got a couple of new girls set up for this week. We'll see how that goes. My matching has been pretty good, but my message response rate hasn't been where it normally is. Sometimes I'm whiffing on girls like this. Shes probably a step out of my tinder league. And girls like this. Shes probably at my level, and actually this example girl is a couple of years older than I am. I don't know if that makes her more or less attainable. Whiffing with them is fine. They're girls I would have a ton of confidence in landing in person, but tinder/online is way more difficult than in person. But I've also swung and missed on some girls that I'm probably a notch or two above. Which is frustrating. I'm slumping, but if I can convert the two this week, I'll be set for spring. I'll send some flyers to some that I've missed on and have matches coming in, but I don't like to have more than 3 or 4 in the rotation. It's too much work.
:bow: :lmao:

You are making far more interesting things happen than me right now. Hilarious.

I had a second date with the hot dispensary chick last night, which I think went fairly well. We ate dinner and then I invited her back to my place for a dab. We got high and were hanging out laughing and talking on my couch when she got a call from one of her best friends who was being admitted to the hospital for some sort of mental breakdown. She told her best friend that she would come over to the mental health facility to be with her. I realize that it sounds exactly like a BS excuse to get out of a bad date, but I witnessed the call myself and it seemed legit to me. We had a brief make-out session before she left, but the emergency hospitalization of her friend was a bit of a mood killer. Overall, it was a really fun night with a weird, somewhat unsatisfying, ending. But I think I'll probably be seeing her again soon.

 
Grizz, curious...is there any kind of sexual innuendos when you're texting throughout the week? When out on dates, is there touching and arm grabbing, etc. going on?

 
offdee said:
Grizz, curious...is there any kind of sexual innuendos when you're texting throughout the week? When out on dates, is there touching and arm grabbing, etc. going on?
Not really via texting, but there was a decent bit of physical contact going on back at my place (i.e., sitting together on the couch with hands touching each other's legs, etc.). Things were definitely moving in the right direction before the phone call. I probably need to work on trying to establish more subtle physical contact during dates to build some sexual tension, though. I'm just generally not all that aggressive with stuff like that. My closing game could probably use some work, as -- looking back at my history -- it seems like I've most frequently had girls make the first move on me.

 
offdee said:
Grizz, curious...is there any kind of sexual innuendos when you're texting throughout the week? When out on dates, is there touching and arm grabbing, etc. going on?
Not really via texting, but there was a decent bit of physical contact going on back at my place (i.e., sitting together on the couch with hands touching each other's legs, etc.). Things were definitely moving in the right direction before the phone call. I probably need to work on trying to establish more subtle physical contact during dates to build some sexual tension, though. I'm just generally not all that aggressive with stuff like that. My closing game could probably use some work, as -- looking back at my history -- it seems like I've most frequently had girls make the first move on me.
Good looking guys such as yourself do not need a closing game.

 
offdee said:
Grizz, curious...is there any kind of sexual innuendos when you're texting throughout the week? When out on dates, is there touching and arm grabbing, etc. going on?
Not really via texting, but there was a decent bit of physical contact going on back at my place (i.e., sitting together on the couch with hands touching each other's legs, etc.). Things were definitely moving in the right direction before the phone call. I probably need to work on trying to establish more subtle physical contact during dates to build some sexual tension, though. I'm just generally not all that aggressive with stuff like that. My closing game could probably use some work, as -- looking back at my history -- it seems like I've most frequently had girls make the first move on me.
Good looking guys such as yourself do not need a closing game.
:lmao:

 
I went to Vegas over the weekend with the tinder app in hand. I will say that the results were tepid at best. The problem is you have to plow through a bunch of locals to Vegas, professionals, and strippers. There were very few on there that I saw who were just in town for the weekend to party which ideally is the target. I can only conclude that I didn't get far enough through the locals or there aren't enough girls going to Vegas and then spending time on tinder.

Just wanted to post an update in case anyone else wondered how tinder would do in Vegas.

Glllllll peas

 
I went to Vegas over the weekend with the tinder app in hand. I will say that the results were tepid at best. The problem is you have to plow through a bunch of locals to Vegas, professionals, and strippers. There were very few on there that I saw who were just in town for the weekend to party which ideally is the target. I can only conclude that I didn't get far enough through the locals or there aren't enough girls going to Vegas and then spending time on tinder.

Just wanted to post an update in case anyone else wondered how tinder would do in Vegas.

Glllllll peas
I'd imagine the app happn is better in this case. Matches you with people you cross paths with.

 
I went to Vegas over the weekend with the tinder app in hand. I will say that the results were tepid at best. The problem is you have to plow through a bunch of locals to Vegas, professionals, and strippers. There were very few on there that I saw who were just in town for the weekend to party which ideally is the target. I can only conclude that I didn't get far enough through the locals or there aren't enough girls going to Vegas and then spending time on tinder.

Just wanted to post an update in case anyone else wondered how tinder would do in Vegas.

Glllllll peas
I'd imagine the app happn is better in this case. Matches you with people you cross paths with.
happn is absolutely crazy in NYC. I have to go into the city for work every once in a while and the walk from Penn station to the area around grand central brings up TONS of girls (like hundreds every time I go in). Lots of absolute smokeshows working for the law firms and financial companies in the area. (2 big :thumbup: for whoever is doing the hiring at BlackRock Financial)

Its kinda useless outside of cities or at the very least, very large towns. If I stay in the suburbs, I'm lucky to run across 2 women with it in a week.

Now if only I were handsome/photogenic enough to get more of these gals to message me back :kicksrock:

 
Well, the lawyer fell of the face of the Earth. It happens, time to move on.

Bumble still feels like it's completely for the beautiful young 20-something crowd. It's like once Tinder lost it's edge and us regular people started using it, they all moved. It's still fun to swipe, but it's almost like just looking at The Chive.

OKCupid is getting some serious activity as Valentine's Day is just a few weeks away. Single girls simply hate being alone that day. I may not have texted with someone for months, and I'm starting to get new messages and views.

I used Tinder last time I was in Vegas, and got a hook-up with a local, but yeah, it's tough to get past the local and workers to get the other tourists.

 
meet and greet with a chick from Tinder set for tomorrow

Just a casual lunch and maybe dessert/drinks date for a few hours in a neutral location. Been chatting for a couple of weeks. There has been some sexually charged texting exchanged, so if I don't completely screw up the face to face, i think this is promising. Stay tuned, gents. 

 
We need an update from Grizz, Rirruto, etc.  Thank you.
Been lame lately. Dating a girl for a couple of months who refused to be penetrated. You might think that's a crass way of saying she wouldn't have sexual intercourse, but it's not. She wanted nothing to do with anything in that region there. One of the most inexplicably awful decisions of my life. PLUS, I've been trying to let it fizzle out but she won't be denied. She's like the viet cong. I had to eventually be a grown up and break it off with her. Disaster.

But I'm back in the game. A few buddies and I are going on a road trip this weekend. It's been on my bucket list to set up a road trip hook up. The away game. So that's what I'm working on. I drunkenly fired up Bumble and a GPS spoofer at about midnight last night. I've got over 20 matches now. Bumble is awesome. The girls have you message you first so my phone has been buzzing all day. It's like knowing what a moderately attractive woman feels like all the time.

I've got one in the bag. She's got the classic close up of face and mashed up #### as her first picture. That means she's fat. Whatever. I'll keep her as a safety like an Asian kid applying to Cornell. Trying to balance the most DTF with acceptable looks is my biggest concern when planning the away game. There's another-better looking- girl who is clearly DTF that I think I've got hauled in. We'll see. I don't want to miss out on a really attractive girl, but on the other hand, I'll go slumming to mark this off my list if I need to.

 
Air seems fresher, food tastes better, the sun is brighter... Music sounds better, the world makes more sense today.

 
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Joe T said:
Air seems fresher, food tastes better, the sun is brighter... Music sounds better, the world makes more sense today.
There was a cool down to earth chick at my first office job who could always tell when I'd gotten laid too. You're glowing. Congrats!

 
So I decided to spoof my location on Tinder for grins, it worked.  I put myself in GA.  Holy christ what a completely different crop of women than here in SoCal.  Can you even find a woman there who isn't pushing 3 bills?

BTW... if you want to spoof your location on an Android phone.  Download a GPS spoofer (I got "Fake GPS") then in your settings->developer options select that app under mock location apps.  Use Fake GPS to set your location and there you are.  I did find that stopping the Fake GPS and even force stopping Tinder did not bring me back to my real location.  I had to reboot my phone to get the hell out of Georgia.

 

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