sbonomo
Footballguy
Let me think about that...I would hate for anything to get messed up because I posted a picture on a random internet board.
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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (4 Viewers)
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Joe T
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
Feel free to PM me pics (which would be guaranteed to be kept confidential), and I'll post official offdee scale ratings
sbonomo
Footballguy
That i can do...I am very curious to see how my rating stack up to the official scale...
offdee
Footballguy
Are these just random internet pics or where are these from? "Four" is a well known Bachelor and Bachelor In Paradise contestant (Michelle Money). And Three is scary, and that cat is scarier.
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Joe T
Footballguy
One, two, and three are ones I am chatting with now and need ratings on.
Yes, four is Michelle Money, but I saw her on Tinder and took a screen shot. We did not match. Thought it would be funny to post here however. I mentioned this upthread some time ago.
Five is the hottest girl I've "dated" off of Bumble. We only went out three times. She claimed to be a former model and used to work at MTV. Somehow I got busy or distracted after the third date and never went back. Still would like a rating on her though.
offdee
Footballguy
Three is crazy. Back away slowly.One, two, and three are ones I am chatting with now and need ratings on.
Yes, four is Michelle Money, but I saw her on Tinder and took a screen shot. We did not match. Thought it would be funny to post here however. I mentioned this upthread some time ago.
Five is the hottest girl I've "dated" off of Bumble. We only went out three times. She claimed to be a former model and used to work at MTV. Somehow I got busy or distracted after the third date and never went back. Still would like a rating on her though.
johnnycakes
Footballguy
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Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
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Buttonhook
Footballguy
2 looks crazy as well. Doesn't even look like she'd be great with the sechs part either.
I'm a big fan of 1. Tell us more about her... Are those boobies fake?
Joe T
Footballguy
Not sure yet. Meeting her Friday for drinks. I'll report back on the boobies.
Her other pics are great as well. She has great skin. / GM
Buttonhook
Footballguy
EYLive
Footballguy
sbonomo
Footballguy
Ya I just wasn't 100% sure where we stood...I all came to fruition shortly after I returned home from MIM which sucks because that would have been a totally different trip single. Honestly, you have to beat them off with a stick there. Next year GB, next year. In fact, I actually I already book two rooms for my bro and I.
offdee
Footballguy
If the pics are hosted somewhere on the net (like a photobucket for example), just send me the direct link to it.
sbonomo
Footballguy
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offdee
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
Pics have been scientifically vetted and below are the official offdee scale ratingsTime to get this started again. Relevant statistics - I am 40 years old with a good paying job, living in So Cal. I would say I am slightly above average looking with a well above average personality (I have always out kicked my coverage). I have been divorced for 3 months (broken up for more than 6). I have signed up for Tinder and Bumble with zero effort on the profile/pics.
So far I have 3-4 I am "dating":
Girl 1 - 35 year old, 6' Latina with the bluest eyes I have ever seen (she might even be taller than me - definitely with heals). I randomly met this girl at a bar where she was on a date with another dude. I really was not trying to get her number but she insisted on getting mine. We have gone out three times and I probably like her the most of the bunch. Problem is she live 30-40 minutes away and I only see her on a limited basis. I would give her a 7 on the offdee scale. Some would rate here higher some lower. Already sealed the deal which was really good.
Girl 2 - 39 year old blond hair blue eye school teacher. Very good looking and very in shape. This is a new one that I meet on Tinder and have only seen once. Went for a drink yesterday. Great chemistry all they way around - I will definitely see her again this week. This one has a 19 year old son that is college. I am pretty sure I am okay with this. Over all I would give her a 7.5. A bit too "soft" to go any higher. 10 years ago she probably was a solid 8.
Girl 3 - 38 year old Brazilian fitness model (I swear this is true) - I have known this gal for about 6 months and had no idea she was interested. We were at a dinner last night and asked a ton of questions about the X. I finally asked why she was so interested and she just gave me that look. I instantly let her know that we would be having drinks on Thursday near here place. I will let you know how this goes. Body is an offdee 10, face is a 7, attitude and being Brazilian is a 10. Once again, I think this gal was a 8 or even better 10 years ago but I am going to go with the 7.5 (I feel like many here would rate much higher). The only problem with this one is we have some friends in common and this one may be crazy. I will report back.
Girl 4 - Random girl in SF (I work in SF 2-3 days per week) will not leave me alone. Random girl grabbed me at a bar the other night and proceeded to take me home. Have seen her several times but she keeps bugging me to take her to fancy dinner, etc. I keep playing defense and meet her for drinks at the end of the night. Good practice to get back on the horse is the only redeeming quality - I am not going to lie - this one is a 5.5 at best.
Bumble: I have three on the hook on bumble (multiple conversation, exchanged numbers, etc) and two more on Tinder I just don't have time to go out with them. Can anyone help me with managing this aspect of online dating. 3 of the 4 listed above definitely need to be vetted. I have limited days to vette. am extremely busy at work so I apologize if comments are slow.
* disclaimer: keep in mind we're talking about 30-40 yr old women here, so this is being stacked up overall against the 20 yr olds of the world
- Ex wife: 6.5
- Girl 1: 7
- Girl 2: TBD (private Instagram account, sbonomo working on providing visuals still)
- Girl 3: 7.5 (Face 6.5, Body 8.5)
- Girl 4: no visuals provided (avoidance tactic activated)
offdee scale reference:
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
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offdee
Footballguy
sbonomo not comfortable with sharing until he's no longer dating them I guess. I'm complying with whatever he directs.Wait, so we don't get to see the pics?
EYLive
Footballguy
sbonomo
Footballguy
Sorry all, there are too many troll on this board anymore to trust you all. Happy to provide via pm for trusted members of the community. Now that Offdee has showed me how to send pics more securely I can at least offer that.
ETA: I am very busy at work so be patient
ETA: I am very busy at work so be patient
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sbonomo
Footballguy
Going out with #3 on Thursday (drinks by her place), Saturday overnight with #1 (lucky me!) and dinner with #2 on Monday (I can tell already that this one is going to be a longer term investment). This dating thing is time consuming. Oh, and I have a good looking Dr on the line in SF for next week. If anything come to fruition I will send pics to Offdee for confirmation of rating prelim is a 7.5-8. We'll see if I can move from talking to date.
offdee
Footballguy
This is obviously a professional pic...does she have any real world pics or just this one? If it's just this one only, than its probably not really her.
offdee
Footballguy
This is exactly why you gotta keep it to 3 at any given time. Two that you want to put effort towards and one you could take it or leave it.
Also this scenario is the most preferred as it never allows you to look desperate and needy...basically because you literally don't have the extra time or energy needed to be. This is exciting for women...a guy who gives attention but not TOO MUCH attention. And the #3 slot that you don't really give two craps about provides you that buffer and just something to flirt with/bang when you happen to have time. This one also allows you to work on your dating game without worry of doing or saying something dumb. She's the ultimate confidence builder.
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offdee
Footballguy
Alright then...8.5
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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Joe T
Footballguy
coyote5
Footballguy
Have you thought of getting a professional photo done like she did? How's your ###?
sbonomo
Footballguy
Hey we are neighbors.....looks like we'll be competing for the same talent.....Great thing about is the endless talent. Plenty out there for the two of us.
Major
Footballguy
Yeah, I find a combination of beautiful professional pics and no bio are a good recipe for being fake. And if the offdee 9 in question immediately hits you up with a PM, it's definitely a fake.
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
I think the $5.00 huge check would be cooler than photoshopping it to be millions.
No joke, have been considering a very shtick photo to use, and maybe soon. I found out that the California Lotto people will take your photo holding up one of those big phony checks for any amount of money that you win. You can go to the Lotto office and claim a $5 prize and they'll do the whole photo shoot. I figure it'd be good shtick to use a photo like that as my main picture, but, obviously, touched up a bit in photoshop to make it appear like it could be for millions. Hey, if I can't pretend to be good looking, I might as well pretend to be rich.
Oh, and, literally right before I typed this, I saw some chick from Survivor on my bumble. I've seen her on Happn and Tinder too. She must be in my hood.
pats3in4
Footballguy
I agree. It will be great when the ladies think he photoshopped out millions to show just five dollars.
sbonomo
Footballguy
I do need to send better pics of the x because she is a solid 8....not being a homer here but she is the first that gets hit on at any bar I have ever been too...
Happened again. Started exchanging messages with a girl on OKC late Monday night. Cute 25-year old that likes older men. Messaged all day Tuesday, she gave me her number and we texted all Tuesday evening and night. Very good conversation all day, talking about books we both like, what things there are to do in the area, etc. She started getting flirty and asked if I kiss on the first date. I told her I did if the situation called for it and asked if she did. She said "If I go on a date with someone, it's because they're someone I want to kiss at the very least. I'd love for ours to include breakfast, please."Finally matched up with someone interesting on Tinder a week ago. 37 years old, very cute, and looked really good (would have guessed 32-34), 2 kids, and sent me a "super like." We chatted for two days (Thursday-Friday), really good conversation, similar viewpoints, some flirting, etc. exchanged numbers and made plans to go out Saturday night. Her son had a baseball tournament but she wouldn't have the kids that night and we decided to play it by ear. Texted all Saturday morning making plans, I told her to keep me apprised of the tournament so I'd have an idea of what time we'd be getting together, she said "I will" and... never heard from her again. Straight to voicemail and disappeared from my match list.
We started trying to figure out when we would be able to get together. Texted until 12:30 am Tuesday night when she suddenly dropped the conversation and... haven't heard from her since.
Megaton
Footballguy
You had to screw up somewhere. Post all the texts here and we will tell you where you went astray.Happened again. Started exchanging messages with a girl on OKC late Monday night. Cute 25-year old that likes older men. Messaged all day Tuesday, she gave me her number and we texted all Tuesday evening and night. Very good conversation all day, talking about books we both like, what things there are to do in the area, etc. She started getting flirty and asked if I kiss on the first date. I told her I did if the situation called for it and asked if she did. She said "If I go on a date with someone, it's because they're someone I want to kiss at the very least. I'd love for ours to include breakfast, please."
We started trying to figure out when we would be able to get together. Texted until 12:30 am Tuesday night when she suddenly dropped the conversation and... haven't heard from her since.
Joe T
Footballguy
Happens a lot. Online / apps there are tons of options. It is very, very easy for something better or more interesting to come along and get distracted.Happened again. Started exchanging messages with a girl on OKC late Monday night. Cute 25-year old that likes older men. Messaged all day Tuesday, she gave me her number and we texted all Tuesday evening and night. Very good conversation all day, talking about books we both like, what things there are to do in the area, etc. She started getting flirty and asked if I kiss on the first date. I told her I did if the situation called for it and asked if she did. She said "If I go on a date with someone, it's because they're someone I want to kiss at the very least. I'd love for ours to include breakfast, please."
We started trying to figure out when we would be able to get together. Texted until 12:30 am Tuesday night when she suddenly dropped the conversation and... haven't heard from her since.
Or could be a fake person or profile.
wilked
Footballguy
Quit texting so much. You're a grown ### man. leave the texting til midnight for the high school kids.
Txt enough to gain interest, then have a phone call. Be funny on the phone and interesting and figure out a time to have a drink over phone. Go on date.
Based on your posts you are doing something wrong
Txt enough to gain interest, then have a phone call. Be funny on the phone and interesting and figure out a time to have a drink over phone. Go on date.
Based on your posts you are doing something wrong
