Otis
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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (3 Viewers)
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cubbyMIH
Footballguy
Quick update after the week of 3 dates and the longest weekend I can remember. Blind date girl from Saturday has risen to the top pretty quickly...........but I'm thinking she may be getting a little too close a little too quickly. Slept over first night (all the details in the underground) and was phenomonal. The girl has skills. Absolutely smoking body which she doesn't show off NEARLY enough. Had I not gotten her nekkid early, the interest probably wouldn't have been there. Face is a 6-6.5, body is 9-9.5..............she's had 2 babies and it's impossible to believe. Texted me for about an hour last night, after I took her to a business lunch yesterday..........today she made me chocolate chip cookies. I'm fairly certain the wedding will be next week. I like her, just trying to decide if I can base a relationship off of a smoking body, great sex and great chocolate chip cookies. Thoughts? I'm kind of thinking the first date sex dooms it from the start....................
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Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Alright, date #4 tonight. I'll give details on #3 later.
Of course, now I have a huge pimple on my cheek. I ####### feel like I'm in high school again. Jesus.
Of course, now I have a huge pimple on my cheek. I ####### feel like I'm in high school again. Jesus.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Also, I just got a "what do you think of me?" e-mail from last night?
I'm not that interested, as given by my ####ty excuse and quick exit. What's my play here?
I'm not that interested, as given by my ####ty excuse and quick exit. What's my play here?
krista4
Footballguy
Sorry, I keep getting everyone confused. Shouldn't Woz, as the original poster here, be charged with the duty of putting all of this into an Excel spreadsheet?"School girl" tonight. Redhead was supposed to be last night, but I got stuck in Minnesota. She's not tall though...EDIT: Now I know where the tall redhead thought came from. I decided I wasn't interested in that chick. I do like the cute redhead from myspace though. Just have to figure out a new plan to meet.You're going out with tall redhead tonight? If so, have a great time!Tonight is going to be rough. I had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get to the airport.
Just brought in the red bull for assistance... just makes me wish I had some vodka or jager at my desk.
The cute redhead I remember now...for some reason I think she's the cutest of all the girls that all of you guys have posted. Hope you get that rescheduled soon!
krista4
Footballguy
You haven't said much about personality, chemistry...did you have a good time with her, outside of the sex and chocolate chip cookies? Seems to me that's the key here in terms of whether you'd want a "relationship"...
krista4
Footballguy
Let her know she's great but it's just not going to go anywhere?
BTW, the "what do you think of me?" e-mail seems odd to me.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Me too.Stu, I love you for posting a pic of Clive Owen.
:mancrush:
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Okay, quick update, then I have to shave and go (I'm going to be late for my 8:00 talking to you bastards).
Just got off the phone with Milwaukee girl (new)...she wanted to get to know me a little better on the phone. She actually seems very, very cool. Grounded, didn't get a hint of crazy, and of course, very cute.
Probably going to ask her out for next weekend soon. That, I'm actually excited about.
Just got off the phone with Milwaukee girl (new)...she wanted to get to know me a little better on the phone. She actually seems very, very cool. Grounded, didn't get a hint of crazy, and of course, very cute.
Probably going to ask her out for next weekend soon. That, I'm actually excited about.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Milwaukee chicks like to party. and drink.Summerfest starts this weekend in Milwaukee. i highly suggest hitting that up.
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=605313
krista4
Footballguy
cubbyMIH
Footballguy
not really sure about the personality.........I know she likes to party and have fun, and that's kind of one of the things I'm looking for. She's doesn't take herself so seriously that she can't absolutely massacre a song........to the point of mumbling the wrong words.......and not feel uncomfortable about it. Not really feeling a lot of chemistry yet, but the whole first night sleepover really started things backwards..........feel like NOW I have to figure out if I like her..........did I mention the sex was great? I can see this one being an on again off again bang when we need it type of deal through the summer/fall until one of us finds somebody we like better. Is that bad? lol.
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Yes. Though I like sex and food A LOT. YMMV.
Slinger
Footballguy
Listen Keys. Please don't turn down this woman for sex if something trivial annoys you. Do not be Jerry Seinfield. That trick you pulled with the Lindsay Lohan look-alike still irks me.I'm pulling for you.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm considering asking the redhead out for Saturday night. Although I'm concerned that's a bit of a commitment for someone I haven't met... I've been trying to save the weekends for friends and chicks I know I like.Sorry, I keep getting everyone confused. Shouldn't Woz, as the original poster here, be charged with the duty of putting all of this into an Excel spreadsheet?"School girl" tonight. Redhead was supposed to be last night, but I got stuck in Minnesota. She's not tall though...EDIT: Now I know where the tall redhead thought came from. I decided I wasn't interested in that chick. I do like the cute redhead from myspace though. Just have to figure out a new plan to meet.You're going out with tall redhead tonight? If so, have a great time!
The cute redhead I remember now...for some reason I think she's the cutest of all the girls that all of you guys have posted. Hope you get that rescheduled soon!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Update:Tonight went well. We had dinner and then decided to go play pool and have a couple beers. That place was only a couple places down, so we walked... in the rain, sharing an umbrella, which was kind of nice.She's still extremely sweet. She also walks the line between innocent and "not so innocent" very well, which is pretty appealing to me. I mentioned that my court date to finalize the divorce is a week from Thursday, and she said we'll have to go out to celebrate and that she'll "get me drunk and take advantage of me."
No arguments there.End of date kissing was very nice. Definite chemistry... Made tentative plans for Friday.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I had sex last night, so relax.So, the date with the half-Spanish girl was okay. She's beautiful, good personality, but talks about herself a bit too much (picky, I know). I wasn't on my A-game, though. I'll try to get another date, but that'll be 50/50 at best, I'm thinking.
krista4
Footballguy
Second date with this one, right? The one with the pic on the beach? I'm pulling for her, though I still like the redhead, too. Since bankerguy doesn't post in the thread any more, you're now winning.Update:Tonight went well. We had dinner and then decided to go play pool and have a couple beers. That place was only a couple places down, so we walked... in the rain, sharing an umbrella, which was kind of nice.She's still extremely sweet. She also walks the line between innocent and "not so innocent" very well, which is pretty appealing to me. I mentioned that my court date to finalize the divorce is a week from Thursday, and she said we'll have to go out to celebrate and that she'll "get me drunk and take advantage of me."
krista4
Footballguy
Which one is she? Do we have a pic? Too many girls to keep track of!
So, the date with the half-Spanish girl was okay. She's beautiful, good personality, but talks about herself a bit too much (picky, I know). I wasn't on my A-game, though. I'll try to get another date, but that'll be 50/50 at best, I'm thinking.
(That emoticon didn't necessarily fit, but I've always wanted to use it.)
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
One more update...my first second date is tomorrow night (with the first girl I dated). Going out with her and some friends to mini-golfing...casual enough, I suppose. I'm still unsure about her...she was a lot of fun the first date, but something about it has me stepping back a tad.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
No, I'll post one of her on the underground later tonight.Basically, we had one drink (took an hour and fifteen minutes, though), she talked quite a bit, asked me a few questions, but there were three or four pretty awkward moments. I don't like those.Which one is she? Do we have a pic? Too many girls to keep track of!I had sex last night, so relax.
So, the date with the half-Spanish girl was okay. She's beautiful, good personality, but talks about herself a bit too much (picky, I know). I wasn't on my A-game, though. I'll try to get another date, but that'll be 50/50 at best, I'm thinking.
At the end, walked out, she gave me the "we should definitely do this again", and I walked to my car. WAY off my game tonight, Krista.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Second date with this one, right? The one with the pic on the beach? I'm pulling for her, though I still like the redhead, too. Since bankerguy doesn't post in the thread any more, you're now winning.Update:Tonight went well. We had dinner and then decided to go play pool and have a couple beers. That place was only a couple places down, so we walked... in the rain, sharing an umbrella, which was kind of nice.She's still extremely sweet. She also walks the line between innocent and "not so innocent" very well, which is pretty appealing to me. I mentioned that my court date to finalize the divorce is a week from Thursday, and she said we'll have to go out to celebrate and that she'll "get me drunk and take advantage of me."
I don't see that continuing. This one may be on a relationshipy track. And the non-iGirl I've been seeing was sending out "getting serious" feelers last time we were together. She called me from Alaska during the date tonight. Obviously I didn't answer, but I did listen to the message when I had the opportunity.And yes, this was the second date w/ the beach pic one.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
BTW, at a semi-critical moment last night, I got the weirdest question in the middle of making out of all time.
"So, are you married?"
"So, are you married?"
krista4
Footballguy
You just need a break. Maybe five in a row wasn't such a good idea; I wasn't really thinking of that or I would have suggested a down day in the middle.No, I'll post one of her on the underground later tonight.Basically, we had one drink (took an hour and fifteen minutes, though), she talked quite a bit, asked me a few questions, but there were three or four pretty awkward moments. I don't like those.Which one is she? Do we have a pic? Too many girls to keep track of!
So, the date with the half-Spanish girl was okay. She's beautiful, good personality, but talks about herself a bit too much (picky, I know). I wasn't on my A-game, though. I'll try to get another date, but that'll be 50/50 at best, I'm thinking.
At the end, walked out, she gave me the "we should definitely do this again", and I walked to my car. WAY off my game tonight, Krista.
Sounds like you should give it another shot and see how it goes when you're yourself.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Legitimate question.
krista4
Footballguy
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Oh, definitely. If she'll accept though, is an entirely different proposition. I just wasn't getting that vibe from her.Sounds like you should give it another shot and see how it goes when you're yourself.
krista4
Footballguy
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Legitimate question.
Seriously, though, for the "guests" and other people reading this thread, come join us.Yeah, we're going on a lot of bad dates, but half the fun is coming back here and laughing about it. I'm having a blast.
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LHUCKS
Footballguy
that is awesome
Going on my second date with 7.5 chick(looked like 8.5 in pics), she's coming over for a night swim.
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krista4
Footballguy
Legitimate question.
I hope the lurkers are enjoying this and not taking it all too seriously. I've really considered joining back in, not because I want to date but just for the stories. My dating stories always tend toward the ridiculous and funny, too.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
You should. You know we'd all basically write your profile for you after all the help you've given us.Legitimate question.
krista4
Footballguy
Hmmmm...maybe we should make it a group effort and write it all in here...?You should. You know we'd all basically write your profile for you after all the help you've given us.Legitimate question.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
FWIW, they all know I'm technically still married. Doesn't seem to be a problem, although tonight's date said something about not going back to my place until after July 5th.So which chick was last night Keys? shortie1?
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Winner!Seriously, how much would this group enjoy that?Hmmmm...maybe we should make it a group effort and write it all in here...?
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
No, that was the night before. This was the 20 year old.
krista4
Footballguy
I think the group might enjoy it, but I'm not sure I could take it! There are always some haters around, you know... Would be helluva lot of fun, though.Winner!Seriously, how much would this group enjoy that?Hmmmm...maybe we should make it a group effort and write it all in here...?
Slinger
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Same situation for me last Friday. Me and the girl in the midst of a serious prom-style makeout session:6footBlonde: Wait...you're not married, are you?Homer: [chuckles] Nope.6footBlonde: Gay?Homer: [with a handful of boobie] What the hell have we been doing for the last 20 minutes?6footBlonde: Just checking.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
The second question is somewhat troubling though. Maybe you were moving too slowly...BTW, I read "prom" as "porn".
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I wonder if I should be concerned that I'm meeting friends this early.Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I read most words that contain a P and an R as "porn".Oh and trust me, I wasn't moving slowly...read the stage direction.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I wouldn't worry too much about it. Possible that she had plans with friends that she didn't want to break, but that she also wanted to see you again.I wonder if I should be concerned that I'm meeting friends this early.Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Lots of different possible interpretations here...I wouldn't read too much into it until you get the sense of the group dynamic.I wonder if I should be concerned that I'm meeting friends this early.Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
After the last relationship, it seems I'm getting freaked out by anything that can be remotely interpreted wrong.I wouldn't worry too much about it. Possible that she had plans with friends that she didn't want to break, but that she also wanted to see you again.I wonder if I should be concerned that I'm meeting friends this early.Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
krista4
Footballguy
Lots of different possible interpretations here...I wouldn't read too much into it until you get the sense of the group dynamic.I wonder if I should be concerned that I'm meeting friends this early.Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
BTW, Keys, thanks a lot for starting a hijack that then got ME in trouble in the Mr. Ham thread.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Just roll with it...no need to over-analyze stuff at this point.After the last relationship, it seems I'm getting freaked out by anything that can be remotely interpreted wrong.I wouldn't worry too much about it. Possible that she had plans with friends that she didn't want to break, but that she also wanted to see you again.I wonder if I should be concerned that I'm meeting friends this early.Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Lots of different possible interpretations here...I wouldn't read too much into it until you get the sense of the group dynamic.I wonder if I should be concerned that I'm meeting friends this early.Coincidentally, mini-golf was discussed tonight as part of our next date.
