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Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":shrug:
Hmmm, think you could bite the bullet and shag her for a few months? Figure that's how much time you'd need to put in to save face with the sister.
I leave to move back to the cities in a week...
That makes this a no brainer...Seriously...
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":bag:
Hmmm, think you could bite the bullet and shag her for a few months? Figure that's how much time you'd need to put in to save face with the sister.
I leave to move back to the cities in a week...
:shrug:slam it like a broken screen door, gb
:excited:Lets' see, so far I've:1. Told this chick I love my ex2. Literally pushed her off me and out of me room when she broke in to have sex with me3. Ignored her for quite some time4. Until buddies cruelly texted her, leading her on, and I had to tell her over a course of texts that it was all a jokeAnd now she's probably willing to let me do whatever I want to her. God I don't get girls in the least bit.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":bag:
Hmmm, think you could bite the bullet and shag her for a few months? Figure that's how much time you'd need to put in to save face with the sister.
I leave to move back to the cities in a week...
:shrug:slam it like a broken screen door, gb
:excited:Lets' see, so far I've:1. Told this chick I love my ex2. Literally pushed her off me and out of me room when she broke in to have sex with me3. Ignored her for quite some time4. Until buddies cruelly texted her, leading her on, and I had to tell her over a course of texts that it was all a jokeAnd now she's probably willing to let me do whatever I want to her. God I don't get girls in the least bit.
A little meaningless crazy monkey sex with a chick you won't see after next week and whol will let you do things you have always wanted to do is exaclty what you need, IMO...Get you out of your comfort zone a bit and put you in the garden of hedonistic delights...
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":thumbup:
Hmmm, think you could bite the bullet and shag her for a few months? Figure that's how much time you'd need to put in to save face with the sister.
I leave to move back to the cities in a week...
:lmao:slam it like a broken screen door, gb
:shrug:Lets' see, so far I've:1. Told this chick I love my ex2. Literally pushed her off me and out of me room when she broke in to have sex with me3. Ignored her for quite some time4. Until buddies cruelly texted her, leading her on, and I had to tell her over a course of texts that it was all a jokeAnd now she's probably willing to let me do whatever I want to her. God I don't get girls in the least bit.
A little meaningless crazy monkey sex with a chick you won't see after next week and whol will let you do things you have always wanted to do is exaclty what you need, IMO...Get you out of your comfort zone a bit and put you in the garden of hedonistic delights...
Sexually I've pretty much done every fantasy I've had except for two chicks at the same time... but I see what you're saying. But, alas, I'm pathetic and will probably feel like I'm "cheating" cause I'm weird like thatETA: Wish this chick was a couple points higher and/or less ####### psycho
 
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Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":headbang:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :confused:Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :loco:Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
 
Hit it! Then move back to the cities. Let her know it's strictly physical (which based on her text is pretty apparent).

Use a condom, make sure it doesn't leave your sight. All the way down the toilet bowl when you're done son!

 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":confused:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
 
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Text I just got from psycho chick:

"I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this."

:jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :confused: Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :loco:

Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
Wait, i thought home IS the cities?Easy to ignore after the move next week. She doesn't have that address too does she?

 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :confused:Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :loco:Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
More the spontaneity of it and the somewhat frank nature of it implies a multitude of other possibilities, IMO...
 
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Text I just got from psycho chick:

"I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this."

:jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :confused: Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :loco:

Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
Wait, i thought home IS the cities?Easy to ignore after the move next week. She doesn't have that address too does she?
Considering I don't know yet, no she doesn't... I really don't know if the sex would be worth the 800 texts I'd probably get after (costing me dough) though. Also not sure if word would spread around my office.

 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :confused:Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :loco:Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
More the spontaneity of it and the somewhat frank nature of it implies a multitude of other possibilities, IMO...
That's how I read it too... but I don't think she'd do anything with me that I haven't done before.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :rant:Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :loco:Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
More the spontaneity of it and the somewhat frank nature of it implies a multitude of other possibilities, IMO...
That's how I read it too... but I don't think she'd do anything with me that I haven't done before.
Oh, I bet you could think of something...
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :rant:Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :hifive:Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
More the spontaneity of it and the somewhat frank nature of it implies a multitude of other possibilities, IMO...
That's how I read it too... but I don't think she'd do anything with me that I haven't done before.
Oh, I bet you could think of something...
She didn't say she's bringing a friend :loco:Honestly can't think of anything I'd be turned on by that is new that I'd want to do with her....
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this." :shrug:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :shrug: Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :bag: Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
More the spontaneity of it and the somewhat frank nature of it implies a multitude of other possibilities, IMO...
That's how I read it too... but I don't think she'd do anything with me that I haven't done before.
Oh, I bet you could think of something...
She didn't say she's bringing a friend :shrug: Honestly can't think of anything I'd be turned on by that is new that I'd want to do with her....
I think your decision is made. Nothing is stirring in you over the prospect and the potential downside in the future obviously is already weighing on you.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":shrug:
Jeebus...This is a predicament! A dilemma! A veritable quandary!This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...And yet, she is ####### psycho, and isn't she the one with the sister you work with?What to do? What to do?Off the top of my head I think a visit there and then changing your cell phone # might be in order...
1. At first she wasn't hideous, but like has been covered she's downright batty. This is a turnoff for me. 2. One-timers are generally a big turn off for me anyways - I honestly may pull an Otis here.3. She is the sister of one of my co-workers and...4. Has already gotten me in minor trouble by claiming I told here I didn't want to work here and showed up at a function where she told all my co-workers how we had gone out once. 5. Normally this is something I'd blow off like it was nothing, but #### I get bored and lonely sometimes.6. Would love to lead this chick on for some payback for breaking into my room, but hesitant due to knowing the sister.
god you suck.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this." :shrug:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :shrug: Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :bag: Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
More the spontaneity of it and the somewhat frank nature of it implies a multitude of other possibilities, IMO...
That's how I read it too... but I don't think she'd do anything with me that I haven't done before.
Oh, I bet you could think of something...
She didn't say she's bringing a friend :shrug: Honestly can't think of anything I'd be turned on by that is new that I'd want to do with her....
I think your decision is made. Nothing is stirring in you over the prospect and the potential downside in the future obviously is already weighing on you.
Don't get me wrong, it's a great text... just didn't like the sender.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this." :)
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things.
This is a request that is damn near impossible to turn down (especially since she is not hideous, IIRC)...
I'm :shuked: here. She's not offering up anything particularly unusual or deprived. This is a standard menu item. What's the big deal? Or am I misreading? :goodposting: Knowing the difficulty Woz has had with this chick, my serious recommendation is to ignore the text. Moving to the cities is not going to deter her. She'll just be expecting you to "come home" every weekend. :loco: Surely you can find a sane (relatively speaking) chick to do the sex to.
More the spontaneity of it and the somewhat frank nature of it implies a multitude of other possibilities, IMO...
That's how I read it too... but I don't think she'd do anything with me that I haven't done before.
Oh, I bet you could think of something...
She didn't say she's bringing a friend ;) Honestly can't think of anything I'd be turned on by that is new that I'd want to do with her....
I think your decision is made. Nothing is stirring in you over the prospect and the potential downside in the future obviously is already weighing on you.
Don't get me wrong, it's a great text... just didn't like the sender.
Oh i understand! Been following this saga from the onset. You gotta go with your gut bro. If the downside>upside let it go and don't look back!
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":yes:
Hmmm, think you could bite the bullet and shag her for a few months? Figure that's how much time you'd need to put in to save face with the sister.
I leave to move back to the cities in a week...
:goodposting:slam it like a broken screen door, gb
:bag:Lets' see, so far I've:1. Told this chick I love my ex2. Literally pushed her off me and out of me room when she broke in to have sex with me3. Ignored her for quite some time4. Until buddies cruelly texted her, leading her on, and I had to tell her over a course of texts that it was all a jokeAnd now she's probably willing to let me do whatever I want to her. God I don't get girls in the least bit.
A little meaningless crazy monkey sex with a chick you won't see after next week and whol will let you do things you have always wanted to do is exaclty what you need, IMO...Get you out of your comfort zone a bit and put you in the garden of hedonistic delights...
Sexually I've pretty much done every fantasy I've had except for two chicks at the same time... but I see what you're saying. But, alas, I'm pathetic and will probably feel like I'm "cheating" cause I'm weird like thatETA: Wish this chick was a couple points higher and/or less ####### psycho
So then tell her you want her to bring along a female friend who will be down with the menage.If she is that psycho, I have to like your odds on this one. In my experience chicks like this will do pretty much anything to get your interest.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":excited:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:sarcasm:you're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
 
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
"I am awesome" shtick is hard to get rid of, huh?PS>you have an odd definition of "great."
 
So, back from the date with nervous girl.

Still holding onto my streak of never being stood up. Honestly thought she'd be too frightened, but she was there. :bag:

She was awesome. Great body, great to talk to, and we had a lot of fun in two hours.

Hour and a half in, though, I'm thinking that Stu's plan is going to work perfectly, and I'm going to have an awesome story to tell. She talks about her time studying abroad, and somewhere in the picture, I knew she had a boyfriend through most of college.

I made the mistake of saying, "that must've sucked being an ocean away in a long-distance relationship".

She paused, and told me that the guy DIED when she was overseas.

:thumbup:

So, as much of a ##### as I am, I'm not not ####### with this girl. She's been through way too much.

Damn.

 
So, back from the date with nervous girl.Still holding onto my streak of never being stood up. Honestly thought she'd be too frightened, but she was there. :goodposting:She was awesome. Great body, great to talk to, and we had a lot of fun in two hours.Hour and a half in, though, I'm thinking that Stu's plan is going to work perfectly, and I'm going to have an awesome story to tell. She talks about her time studying abroad, and somewhere in the picture, I knew she had a boyfriend through most of college.I made the mistake of saying, "that must've sucked being an ocean away in a long-distance relationship".She paused, and told me that the guy DIED when she was overseas.:thumbdown:So, as much of a ##### as I am, I'm not not ####### with this girl. She's been through way too much.Damn.
Encouraging talk about an ex is not a great move, but there's no way you could've seen this coming...Oh well...it was a good night out with a cute girl...keep rolling...
 
I made the mistake of saying, "that must've sucked being an ocean away in a long-distance relationship".She paused, and told me that the guy DIED when she was overseas.
Yeah, I try to avoid conversations about previous relationships until after maybe 4 or 5 dates. Try to keep everything fun and happy and drunk and in her bed.
 
So, back from the date with nervous girl.Still holding onto my streak of never being stood up. Honestly thought she'd be too frightened, but she was there. :goodposting:She was awesome. Great body, great to talk to, and we had a lot of fun in two hours.Hour and a half in, though, I'm thinking that Stu's plan is going to work perfectly, and I'm going to have an awesome story to tell. She talks about her time studying abroad, and somewhere in the picture, I knew she had a boyfriend through most of college.I made the mistake of saying, "that must've sucked being an ocean away in a long-distance relationship".She paused, and told me that the guy DIED when she was overseas.:goodposting:So, as much of a ##### as I am, I'm not not ####### with this girl. She's been through way too much.Damn.
Encouraging talk about an ex is not a great move, but there's no way you could've seen this coming...Oh well...it was a good night out with a cute girl...keep rolling...
I knew it was a mistake when it left my mouth.Quite honestly, though, I'm glad I found that out early. So in retrospect, bad question, good result.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick:

"I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this."

:jawdrop:
Hmmm, think you could bite the bullet and shag her for a few months? Figure that's how much time you'd need to put in to save face with the sister.
I leave to move back to the cities in a week...
:confused: slam it like a broken screen door, gb
:shrug: Lets' see, so far I've:

1. Told this chick I love my ex

2. Literally pushed her off me and out of me room when she broke in to have sex with me

3. Ignored her for quite some time

4. Until buddies cruelly texted her, leading her on, and I had to tell her over a course of texts that it was all a joke

And now she's probably willing to let me do whatever I want to her. God I don't get girls in the least bit.
That plus the "98% of them I'm not interested in" line makes me wonder if you're a closet homo. NTTAWTT.
 
Oh i understand! Been following this saga from the onset. You gotta go with your gut bro. If the downside>upside let it go and don't look back!
Pretty much what I've done. Sent her a text stating I'm not the guy for what she's looking for. She responded with an "ok" then texted me later stating she's "no longer in the mood" and is "crabby" but will let me know next time. whacko
 
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
"I am awesome" shtick is hard to get rid of, huh?PS>you have an odd definition of "great."
Furley made direct insult at me underlying a statement which is factually erroneous. You'd have done the same.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:lmao:you're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
what the hell does me being stood up have to do with anything? It was three times in one week and one time prior with three girls I barely knew and one I had gone out with twice before and had to tell her she couldn't spend the night on the first date. Obviously all 4 said "yes" initially when a "no" or an excuse would have been as easy as hell to give to a guy they had little connection to so I must have done something right. As to why they didn't show I don't quite know, but looks wise none of those chicks were outside my perspective range. If anything this situation has taught me to be a bit pickier in the future and only ask out girls I've either gotten to know a little bit or knew ahead of time weren't flaky and childish.
 
So, back from the date with nervous girl.Still holding onto my streak of never being stood up. Honestly thought she'd be too frightened, but she was there. :jawdrop:She was awesome. Great body, great to talk to, and we had a lot of fun in two hours.Hour and a half in, though, I'm thinking that Stu's plan is going to work perfectly, and I'm going to have an awesome story to tell. She talks about her time studying abroad, and somewhere in the picture, I knew she had a boyfriend through most of college.I made the mistake of saying, "that must've sucked being an ocean away in a long-distance relationship".She paused, and told me that the guy DIED when she was overseas.:lmao:So, as much of a ##### as I am, I'm not not ####### with this girl. She's been through way too much.Damn.
Encouraging talk about an ex is not a great move, but there's no way you could've seen this coming...Oh well...it was a good night out with a cute girl...keep rolling...
I knew it was a mistake when it left my mouth.Quite honestly, though, I'm glad I found that out early. So in retrospect, bad question, good result.
Keys: remember the formula/plan you had for girls you told me about when you came out? The one where you said you were pretty much going to be an #######, date as many as you can, get sex from them, etc.? Yeah, I wouldn't employ that with this chick.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":no:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:Pyou're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
what the hell does me being stood up have to do with anything? It was three times in one week and one time prior with three girls I barely knew and one I had gone out with twice before and had to tell her she couldn't spend the night on the first date. Obviously all 4 said "yes" initially when a "no" or an excuse would have been as easy as hell to give to a guy they had little connection to so I must have done something right. As to why they didn't show I don't quite know, but looks wise none of those chicks were outside my perspective range. If anything this situation has taught me to be a bit pickier in the future and only ask out girls I've either gotten to know a little bit or knew ahead of time weren't flaky and childish.
Woz>hiThis is not helping your argument. :)
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:lmao:you're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
what the hell does me being stood up have to do with anything? It was three times in one week and one time prior with three girls I barely knew and one I had gone out with twice before and had to tell her she couldn't spend the night on the first date. Obviously all 4 said "yes" initially when a "no" or an excuse would have been as easy as hell to give to a guy they had little connection to so I must have done something right. As to why they didn't show I don't quite know, but looks wise none of those chicks were outside my perspective range. If anything this situation has taught me to be a bit pickier in the future and only ask out girls I've either gotten to know a little bit or knew ahead of time weren't flaky and childish.
Woz>hiThis is not helping your argument. :(
what argument?
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":jawdrop:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:lmao:you're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
what the hell does me being stood up have to do with anything? It was three times in one week and one time prior with three girls I barely knew and one I had gone out with twice before and had to tell her she couldn't spend the night on the first date. Obviously all 4 said "yes" initially when a "no" or an excuse would have been as easy as hell to give to a guy they had little connection to so I must have done something right. As to why they didn't show I don't quite know, but looks wise none of those chicks were outside my perspective range. If anything this situation has taught me to be a bit pickier in the future and only ask out girls I've either gotten to know a little bit or knew ahead of time weren't flaky and childish.
Woz>hiThis is not helping your argument. :(
what argument?
Precisely.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":lmao:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:lmao:you're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
what the hell does me being stood up have to do with anything? It was three times in one week and one time prior with three girls I barely knew and one I had gone out with twice before and had to tell her she couldn't spend the night on the first date. Obviously all 4 said "yes" initially when a "no" or an excuse would have been as easy as hell to give to a guy they had little connection to so I must have done something right. As to why they didn't show I don't quite know, but looks wise none of those chicks were outside my perspective range. If anything this situation has taught me to be a bit pickier in the future and only ask out girls I've either gotten to know a little bit or knew ahead of time weren't flaky and childish.
Woz>hiThis is not helping your argument. :(
what argument?
Exactly.
 
Blind date looks like she could be a little pare shaped(not a great pic though)
Tough to tell because of the small pic and the black shirt, but this is a concern.
Update: she looked better than the pic. Body was just ok, but very pretty. Not sure why, but I seem to have a thing for glasses lately. :thumbup:This chick has her #### together - career, homeowner, no kids. Good, comfortable conversation. Only negative surprise was that she's 35. Judging by her lack of wrinkles I was thinking she was probably 3 or 4 years younger than me, not 3 years older. I'll probably see her again at some point.
 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":thumbup:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:cry:you're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
what the hell does me being stood up have to do with anything? It was three times in one week and one time prior with three girls I barely knew and one I had gone out with twice before and had to tell her she couldn't spend the night on the first date. Obviously all 4 said "yes" initially when a "no" or an excuse would have been as easy as hell to give to a guy they had little connection to so I must have done something right. As to why they didn't show I don't quite know, but looks wise none of those chicks were outside my perspective range. If anything this situation has taught me to be a bit pickier in the future and only ask out girls I've either gotten to know a little bit or knew ahead of time weren't flaky and childish.
so you reeled them in for a first date then got stood up on the 2nd and THEY are the problem? :shrug:
 
I just received a pic a few minutes ago and posted it to the underground.I also posted a pic of this French chick I started talking to on hot or not. Très gentil! :thumbup:
Tried to check out the pics on the underground, but it says I'm not a member. :pickle: Did I miss a post where the voyeurs were kicked out of the underground?
 
Glad to see you didn't hit the psycho like a screen door in a hurricane... FFS Woz stop all contact with her before I have to give you an over/under of an April 08 wedding with her.

I think everyone has thrown enough advice your way, you know what to do, so go and do it now.

Update on my buddy, still with the same idate girl and moving toward serious relationship. Nice girl really, but I just have to let him keep doing his thing. I threw my 2 cents in a few times early on and am just letting him ride through the process of figuring out what he wants now. Bastage wouldn't even update his profiles to troll the pond after I did some preliminary rework for him.

My thanks out to all the folks who offered a hand and reviewed his info. It just doesn't seem like he is really in that dating zone at the moment. I honestly think he is on the "needs a relationship" gig in his own mind. When I have some spare time, I'll put up some of my old dating nightmares to entertain folks.

 
Text I just got from psycho chick: "I'm going 2 need u 2 do me from behind asap. let me know what we can do about this.":pickle:
There are certain things a man cannot turn down no matter the circumstances. This is one of those things. Be sure, however, to buy condoms w/ spermacidal lube and do not let them out of your sight/control. Dont want psycho ##### poking holes in them. Also, bring a knife or gun just in case.
Every point you have made crossed my mind. I really don't like psycho chicks though, or desparate ones for that matter. I don't want to get a timeout here so I'll say this delicately, I could easily see me pulling an Otis or worse if her body isn't the best or if she freaks me out.
you're awfully picky for a guy who doesn't have a whole lotta room to be so
where do you get that i don't have a whole lotta room to be picky? I've been picky my entire life and dated two great girls, one of which was extremely attractive IMO. No regrets here. Just because I've hit a dry spell doesn't mean I need to lower my standards. If I need it that bad I can find it. Just, to me, sex with quality chick <> sex with any chick willing
:shrug:you're a guy who has been stood up how many times in the last month?? i've never been stood up in my life. ever. i think you're confusing "picky" with "insecure, uncomfortable and not good with women".
what the hell does me being stood up have to do with anything? It was three times in one week and one time prior with three girls I barely knew and one I had gone out with twice before and had to tell her she couldn't spend the night on the first date. Obviously all 4 said "yes" initially when a "no" or an excuse would have been as easy as hell to give to a guy they had little connection to so I must have done something right. As to why they didn't show I don't quite know, but looks wise none of those chicks were outside my perspective range. If anything this situation has taught me to be a bit pickier in the future and only ask out girls I've either gotten to know a little bit or knew ahead of time weren't flaky and childish.
so you reeled them in for a first date then got stood up on the 2nd and THEY are the problem? :thumbup:
I think he was stood up on 1st dates w/ all of them, save for the psycho chick whose sister he works for/with (bad idea to date co-workers or their family, especially when you're going to be seeking real employment for the first time next year and will need references - that had :lmao: written all over it from Jump)
 
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