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[JGalligan]

Are there triggered events that you can take advantage of in the stock market? I just did the mission with LifeInvader and the crippled guy told me that he was going to profit by buying a particular stock, but that stock didn't seem exist on either market. There must be some situations coming up where I can exploit in-game actions, right? It was weird that the game so strongly hinted that I should be doing this but then didn't really follow through. Foreshadowing?

Yeah, before you undertake the next mission you do for Lester, buy up as much Beta Pharmaceuticals stock as you can with all three characters. It's on the BAWSAQ side, which is a pain in the ### to access -- mainly you just have to connect your 360/PS account with a Rockstar Social Club account and be online when you try to access the stocks. But it's definitely worth it, one of the few times I actually made decent money with stock stuff.

Which mission are you talking about here? I completed the LifeInvader mission and then the one after involving casing out the jewelry store which was Lester's next mission. I haven't unlocked all 3 characters however.

I actually got them mixed up, my bad. The Beta Pharmaceuticals one is for the very first one. The second one, where you kill the four jurors inside of like an eight minute time frame, you want to buy the stock of Debonaire -- which is available on the LCN stock exchange. Sorry about that.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Picked this up the other day. I've been rather liberal with what I allow my child to play, but this has always been a 'no go' until now. At 13, I think he's just gotten to the age that he's mature enough to play it. Good grades, nice and polite kid. He's played enough violent video games (COD, GOW, etc) over the years to prove to me that it doesn't influence his behavior.

Walking into Gamestop, I saw a kid, about 8. He was holding his copy of GTA, staring at it with a #### eating grin on his face, talking about all of the stuff he's going to do in the game.

I wanted to punch the mom right in the vag.

Worker at gamestop did ID me because I had prepaid for it and they wanted to make sure the right person was walking out the door with the copy. The teenager in front of me also got carded, but for age.

The guy in the video is a dbag and a half, but he's going to win his pissing contest. If she's not already out of a job now, she will be by next week.

keep in mind they show full on titty in this version, in previous versions, the hoes all had pasties on their nipples.

if you don't mind your 13 year old seeing titty, you are dad of the year though.

Pretty sure I saw my share of animated titty by the time I was 13. :heavymetal:

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Picked this up the other day. I've been rather liberal with what I allow my child to play, but this has always been a 'no go' until now. At 13, I think he's just gotten to the age that he's mature enough to play it. Good grades, nice and polite kid. He's played enough violent video games (COD, GOW, etc) over the years to prove to me that it doesn't influence his behavior.

Same here. I'm basically okay with my 14 year old playing this game.

Even the nudity is okay. I happened to catch his Google search history one time and had to explain to him that clearing his browser history doesn't clear his search history.

 

[JGalligan]

Are there triggered events that you can take advantage of in the stock market? I just did the mission with LifeInvader and the crippled guy told me that he was going to profit by buying a particular stock, but that stock didn't seem exist on either market. There must be some situations coming up where I can exploit in-game actions, right? It was weird that the game so strongly hinted that I should be doing this but then didn't really follow through. Foreshadowing?

Yeah, before you undertake the next mission you do for Lester, buy up as much Beta Pharmaceuticals stock as you can with all three characters. It's on the BAWSAQ side, which is a pain in the ### to access -- mainly you just have to connect your 360/PS account with a Rockstar Social Club account and be online when you try to access the stocks. But it's definitely worth it, one of the few times I actually made decent money with stock stuff.

Which mission are you talking about here? I completed the LifeInvader mission and then the one after involving casing out the jewelry store which was Lester's next mission. I haven't unlocked all 3 characters however.

I actually got them mixed up, my bad. The Beta Pharmaceuticals one is for the very first one. The second one, where you kill the four jurors inside of like an eight minute time frame, you want to buy the stock of Debonaire -- which is available on the LCN stock exchange. Sorry about that.

Or actually wait, I was right -- the LifeInvader one was the very first one, followed by the hotel assassination (Beta Pharmaceuticals) and then four juror assassination (Debonaire). Okay, there we go. This is right now, I promise.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Yeah I was going to say that Beta Pharmaceuticals made no sense at all for the first mission (LifeInvader).

 

[Scoresman]

Picked this up the other day. I've been rather liberal with what I allow my child to play, but this has always been a 'no go' until now. At 13, I think he's just gotten to the age that he's mature enough to play it. Good grades, nice and polite kid. He's played enough violent video games (COD, GOW, etc) over the years to prove to me that it doesn't influence his behavior.

Walking into Gamestop, I saw a kid, about 8. He was holding his copy of GTA, staring at it with a #### eating grin on his face, talking about all of the stuff he's going to do in the game.

I wanted to punch the mom right in the vag.

Worker at gamestop did ID me because I had prepaid for it and they wanted to make sure the right person was walking out the door with the copy. The teenager in front of me also got carded, but for age.

The guy in the video is a dbag and a half, but he's going to win his pissing contest. If she's not already out of a job now, she will be by next week.

keep in mind they show full on titty in this version, in previous versions, the hoes all had pasties on their nipples.

if you don't mind your 13 year old seeing titty, you are dad of the year though.

Pretty sure I saw my share of animated titty by the time I was 13. :heavymetal:

cool. also, you can drive the strippers to their house to #### them. it doesn't show anything but the language is very sexual. then she texts you to come again only it's not spelled "come" if you know what I mean. also, when you're driving the ho to her house she will give you a BJ while you're driving and that IS visible. None of these are hidden features either so in case that's going to far for your 13 year old just letting you know..

 

[SmoovySmoov]

I grabbed the very last copy at my Best Buy yesterday. I wanted to run around waving it aloft yelling at everybody to suck it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I don't have a son, but I think I'd be on the fence about this game for my 13-14 year old. I get that it's just words and they hear it all the time. But, wow, it's a lot of words.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Picked this up the other day. I've been rather liberal with what I allow my child to play, but this has always been a 'no go' until now. At 13, I think he's just gotten to the age that he's mature enough to play it. Good grades, nice and polite kid. He's played enough violent video games (COD, GOW, etc) over the years to prove to me that it doesn't influence his behavior.

Walking into Gamestop, I saw a kid, about 8. He was holding his copy of GTA, staring at it with a #### eating grin on his face, talking about all of the stuff he's going to do in the game.

I wanted to punch the mom right in the vag.

Worker at gamestop did ID me because I had prepaid for it and they wanted to make sure the right person was walking out the door with the copy. The teenager in front of me also got carded, but for age.

The guy in the video is a dbag and a half, but he's going to win his pissing contest. If she's not already out of a job now, she will be by next week.

keep in mind they show full on titty in this version, in previous versions, the hoes all had pasties on their nipples.

if you don't mind your 13 year old seeing titty, you are dad of the year though.

Pretty sure I saw my share of animated titty by the time I was 13. :heavymetal:

cool. also, you can drive the strippers to their house to #### them. it doesn't show anything but the language is very sexual. then she texts you to come again only it's not spelled "come" if you know what I mean. also, when you're driving the ho to her house she will give you a BJ while you're driving and that IS visible. None of these are hidden features either so in case that's going to far for your 13 year old just letting you know..

If my kid hasn't been exposed to the knowledge of this stuff on the playground by now, I need to find him a better playground.

 

[Ignoramus]

With all that's in the game, it's sad to me that simulated nudity is the biggest hang-up people have with letting their kid play it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

With all that's in the game, it's sad to me that simulated nudity is the biggest hang-up people have with letting their kid play it.

:goodposting;

'merica

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I went into Target last night at 8:30 PM, and I was the third person in line at the counter to get a copy. This game is going to make a zillion dollars.

 

[JGalligan]

Does anyone remember trying to fly the Dodo back in Grand Theft Auto 3? To refresh your memory, it was the plane -- if I remember correctly -- that literally couldn't get off the ground, despite you being able to actually get inside it and taxi around. Twas a glorious troll.

 

[JGalligan]

Also, has anyone bought the Los Santos International Airport as real estate yet? If so, do you get access to some of the planes within the airport or do you just get to use one to do the real-estate-related-missions like with Trevor's airfield?

 

[(HULK)]

Does anyone remember trying to fly the Dodo back in Grand Theft Auto 3? To refresh your memory, it was the plane -- if I remember correctly -- that literally couldn't get off the ground, despite you being able to actually get inside it and taxi around. Twas a glorious troll.

You could fly the Dodo, you just had to have mad skill. I flew it all over that place.

 

[Brady Marino]

Brady Marino's Airplane Chronicles.

Day: 19 September, 2013

Attempt 1: Operative Franklin tried to infiltrate airport from the sea. Vehicle was able to penetrate gate before forces on site began to surround Franklin. Despite his best efforts, Franklin and his vehicle went down in a hail of fire. According to his debrief, his next memory was walking out of the hospital and "Superman punching" some woman who was just trying to have a smoke outside the entrance.

Attempt 2: Operative Franklin went in through the main entrance at the airport. Resistance was less this time as Franklin was able to find a small US Air airplane to commandeer. After having some trouble with steering and after cops began to swarm him, Franklin was able to get to the runway and take off with a small head start. Despite helicopters nearby, Franklin was able to gain altitude and lose the helicopters chasing him. Despite being in the clear, his left engine failed and his right was on its last legs from the gunshooting. Franklin, with some difficulty, was able to land safely on the highway leading north out of Los Santos. He then proceeded to try to pick a fight with a random man and was stabbed to death.

Attempt 3: Operative Franklin decided to attempt to infiltrate the military base. Troopers were immediately on him, but he was able to evade them. By the time more troops showed up and started firing, Franklin was able to get a helicopter off the ground. When he attempted to flee the base, a jet fighter shot a missile at him. Franklin, along with the helicopter, exploded into hundreds of indistinguishable pieces. Franklin was pieced together at a nearby hospital. Upon leaving the hospital, he "Superman punched" a doctor to make sure he still was capable of feeling.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Brady Marino's Airplane Chronicles.

Day: 19 September, 2013

Attempt 1: Operative Franklin tried to infiltrate airport from the sea. Vehicle was able to penetrate gate before forces on site began to surround Franklin. Despite his best efforts, Franklin and his vehicle went down in a hail of fire. According to his debrief, his next memory was walking out of the hospital and "Superman punching" some woman who was just trying to have a smoke outside the entrance.

Attempt 2: Operative Franklin went in through the main entrance at the airport. Resistance was less this time as Franklin was able to find a small US Air airplane to commandeer. After having some trouble with steering and after cops began to swarm him, Franklin was able to get to the runway and take off with a small head start. Despite helicopters nearby, Franklin was able to gain altitude and lose the helicopters chasing him. Despite being in the clear, his left engine failed and his right was on its last legs from the gunshooting. Franklin, with some difficulty, was able to land safely on the highway leading north out of Los Santos. He then proceeded to try to pick a fight with a random man and was stabbed to death.

Attempt 3: Operative Franklin decided to attempt to infiltrate the military base. Troopers were immediately on him, but he was able to evade them. By the time more troops showed up and started firing, Franklin was able to get a helicopter off the ground. When he attempted to flee the base, a jet fighter shot a missile at him. Franklin, along with the helicopter, exploded into hundreds of indistinguishable pieces. Franklin was pieced together at a nearby hospital. Upon leaving the hospital, he "Superman punched" a doctor to make sure he still was capable of feeling.

I go in through the front, where the departure dropoffs are. Straight back, plane on the left. Hop in. I taxi in reverse straight back for a little bit, then gun it full throttle. You only need a little room to take off. No need for a runway.

 

[UniAlias]

Brady Marino's Airplane Chronicles.

Day: 19 September, 2013

Attempt 1: Operative Franklin tried to infiltrate airport from the sea. Vehicle was able to penetrate gate before forces on site began to surround Franklin. Despite his best efforts, Franklin and his vehicle went down in a hail of fire. According to his debrief, his next memory was walking out of the hospital and "Superman punching" some woman who was just trying to have a smoke outside the entrance.

Attempt 2: Operative Franklin went in through the main entrance at the airport. Resistance was less this time as Franklin was able to find a small US Air airplane to commandeer. After having some trouble with steering and after cops began to swarm him, Franklin was able to get to the runway and take off with a small head start. Despite helicopters nearby, Franklin was able to gain altitude and lose the helicopters chasing him. Despite being in the clear, his left engine failed and his right was on its last legs from the gunshooting. Franklin, with some difficulty, was able to land safely on the highway leading north out of Los Santos. He then proceeded to try to pick a fight with a random man and was stabbed to death.

Attempt 3: Operative Franklin decided to attempt to infiltrate the military base. Troopers were immediately on him, but he was able to evade them. By the time more troops showed up and started firing, Franklin was able to get a helicopter off the ground. When he attempted to flee the base, a jet fighter shot a missile at him. Franklin, along with the helicopter, exploded into hundreds of indistinguishable pieces. Franklin was pieced together at a nearby hospital. Upon leaving the hospital, he "Superman punched" a doctor to make sure he still was capable of feeling.

Was finally able to steal the fighter jet from the military base last night. So much ### #### fun flying that thing around destroying everything in sight.

 

[JGalligan]

Brady Marino's Airplane Chronicles.

Day: 19 September, 2013

Attempt 1: Operative Franklin tried to infiltrate airport from the sea. Vehicle was able to penetrate gate before forces on site began to surround Franklin. Despite his best efforts, Franklin and his vehicle went down in a hail of fire. According to his debrief, his next memory was walking out of the hospital and "Superman punching" some woman who was just trying to have a smoke outside the entrance.

Attempt 2: Operative Franklin went in through the main entrance at the airport. Resistance was less this time as Franklin was able to find a small US Air airplane to commandeer. After having some trouble with steering and after cops began to swarm him, Franklin was able to get to the runway and take off with a small head start. Despite helicopters nearby, Franklin was able to gain altitude and lose the helicopters chasing him. Despite being in the clear, his left engine failed and his right was on its last legs from the gunshooting. Franklin, with some difficulty, was able to land safely on the highway leading north out of Los Santos. He then proceeded to try to pick a fight with a random man and was stabbed to death.

Attempt 3: Operative Franklin decided to attempt to infiltrate the military base. Troopers were immediately on him, but he was able to evade them. By the time more troops showed up and started firing, Franklin was able to get a helicopter off the ground. When he attempted to flee the base, a jet fighter shot a missile at him. Franklin, along with the helicopter, exploded into hundreds of indistinguishable pieces. Franklin was pieced together at a nearby hospital. Upon leaving the hospital, he "Superman punched" a doctor to make sure he still was capable of feeling.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

 

[TheIronSheik]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

Beautiful area. My wife and I are both looking for jobs back there now, as we try to relocate out of Pittsburgh.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

Beautiful area. My wife and I are both looking for jobs back there now, as we try to relocate out of Pittsburgh.

It really is beautiful. It's like something out of a book. Covered bridges, sleepy little towns, historic markers. I love it.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

Beautiful area. My wife and I are both looking for jobs back there now, as we try to relocate out of Pittsburgh.

It really is beautiful. It's like something out of a book. Covered bridges, sleepy little towns, historic markers. I love it.

My wife worked for Chester Co Chamber of Comm when we met, adn she lived in West Chester. Trying to get back!

 

[Spanky267]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

Beautiful area. My wife and I are both looking for jobs back there now, as we try to relocate out of Pittsburgh.

It really is beautiful. It's like something out of a book. Covered bridges, sleepy little towns, historic markers. I love it.

Maybe GTA VI will be located in a dystopian version of Cherster County where the Amish Mafia rules all!!!

 

[flysack]

Does anyone remember trying to fly the Dodo back in Grand Theft Auto 3? To refresh your memory, it was the plane -- if I remember correctly -- that literally couldn't get off the ground, despite you being able to actually get inside it and taxi around. Twas a glorious troll.

Oh god yes. They even had a stat for how long you could stay airborne. I remember making it all the way across the ocean or lake or whatever and crashing into land on the other shore and thinking that was a moral victory.

That thing was the ultimate GTA tease.

 

[JGalligan]

Does anyone remember trying to fly the Dodo back in Grand Theft Auto 3? To refresh your memory, it was the plane -- if I remember correctly -- that literally couldn't get off the ground, despite you being able to actually get inside it and taxi around. Twas a glorious troll.

Oh god yes. They even had a stat for how long you could stay airborne. I remember making it all the way across the ocean or lake or whatever and crashing into land on the other shore and thinking that was a moral victory.

That thing was the ultimate GTA tease.

I'm pretty disappointed in myself and feel slightly emasculated as a gamer now that I know it was possible and I never managed to achieve it...

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

So I awhile ago I saved some dude's bicycle for him. Today I check my cel and I have a old email from the dude. Apparently he was rich and gave me $100k worth of his companies stock. By the time I noticed this the stock had dropped a little so so I sold it all and still have $95k.

I now own a fully upgraded AK. It has been devastating on law enforcement and the local citizenry.

 

[flysack]

So I awhile ago I saved some dude's bicycle for him. Today I check my cel and I have a old email from the dude. Apparently he was rich and gave me $100k worth of his companies stock. By the time I noticed this the stock had dropped a little so so I sold it all and still have $95k.

I now own a fully upgraded AK. It has been devastating on law enforcement and the local citizenry.

I'm now convinced to help people when they scream, instead of running over and donkey punching them for whining.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

Beautiful area. My wife and I are both looking for jobs back there now, as we try to relocate out of Pittsburgh.

It really is beautiful. It's like something out of a book. Covered bridges, sleepy little towns, historic markers. I love it.

Maybe GTA VI will be located in a dystopian version of Cherster County where the Amish Mafia rules all!!!

That's Lancaster County. One county over. But I would play the HELL out of that game.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Just popped my second Ritalin of the day in anticipation of an all night GTA fest!

 

[Spanky267]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

Beautiful area. My wife and I are both looking for jobs back there now, as we try to relocate out of Pittsburgh.

It really is beautiful. It's like something out of a book. Covered bridges, sleepy little towns, historic markers. I love it.

Maybe GTA VI will be located in a dystopian version of Cherster County where the Amish Mafia rules all!!!

That's Lancaster County. One county over. But I would play the HELL out of that game.

Grand Theft Amish!

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I live in a small town. That said, I went to my local GameStop on Tuesday after work and they probably had about 50-75 copies behind the shelf. I said I preordered a copy and the guy picked one up and gave it to me with no questions asked. Pays to live in the boonies, I guess.

Where you living these days? You used to be in Houston, right?

Yes. I moved two years ago up to outside of Philly.

Chester County?

Yup.

Beautiful area. My wife and I are both looking for jobs back there now, as we try to relocate out of Pittsburgh.

It really is beautiful. It's like something out of a book. Covered bridges, sleepy little towns, historic markers. I love it.

Maybe GTA VI will be located in a dystopian version of Cherster County where the Amish Mafia rules all!!!

That's Lancaster County. One county over. But I would play the HELL out of that game.

Grand Theft Amish!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

$1b in 3 days. Good lord:

http://techland.time.com/2013/09/20/grand-theft-auto-v-no-longer-wants-to-be-a-billionaire/

 

[Bonzai]

How long before the other characters are playable?

 

[flysack]

Just did the jewel heist mission.

Spoiler

loads of fun. Two motorcycles made it out. I'm just waiting for Lester to get me my cash. I noticed the crew's stats went up 25%. So I'm guessing you get to keep using them?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Going to be installing to a USB drive and running off the XBox CD. Any issues with that?

Works fine for me (off a flash drive).

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I am the worst driver in the history of the world.

I had seen some walkthroughs, the main missions aren't really much of a surprise to me at first. But the side missions have been fun. Particularly the paparazzi ones.

 

[flysack]

Just got Trevor.

I like this guy. What an entrance.

 

[flysack]

Just got Trevor.

I like this guy. What an entrance.

 

[Hastur]

$1b in 3 days. Good lord:

http://techland.time.com/2013/09/20/grand-theft-auto-v-no-longer-wants-to-be-a-billionaire/

Yeah, I was just reading this. Dang, this game might actually push me over the edge and buy a console just for this game.

 

[bonesman]

Got a question for you strip club goers with Michael: When you go to therapy does he say anything about the girls?... I haven't gone with Michael and the doc asks about my sexual probs at the end of every session and Mike is all, "Doing good! No episodes!".... wondering if he gets all ashamed for you rainmakers out there.

 

[Brady Marino]

Brady Marino's Airplane Chronicles

Day: 20 September, 2013

Attempt 1: Operative Franklin stumbles upon some medical helicopters on top of a hospital building. When asked, Franklin said he forgot which hospital because of what happened during the course of his flight. Franklin was able to get a helicopter off the ground successfully and without incident. Franklin flies over to the east side of Los Santos, where he spots a bus that he wants to "divebomb". He divebombs the bus. The helicopter explodes. The bus suffers some scratches. Franklin lives and punches out an African-American female with a styled afro because he hated her hair.

Attempt 2: Operative Franklin tries to recreate the partially successful Attempt 3 from yesterday. He enters the Los Santos International Airport and approaches the Fly US airplane (he had incorrectly identified the plane in yesterday's report). He gets in said plane while police are alerted to his presence. He goes to back up the plane and instead hits his own car. So he tries to turn around and hits a stair well. He backs up and hits an unknown object. He pulls forward and hits a stairwell. He backs up and almost is clear, but hits an unknown box. Finally, he frees the plane from the original starting position, but a police car is tailing him. At about the point Franklin is ready to take off, a police car gets lodged in his right wing. Franklin instead drives the plane into a light pole, breaking off the right wing. Franklin is unable to escape before the plane explodes. Franklin wakes up the next day and punches out a paramedic, causing him to be gunned down by police.

Attempt 3: Operative Franklin tries to find a medical helicopter. He fails. He jumps off the roof. He dies. He wakes up and decides not to punch anyone out this time, claiming he saw Jesus in his coma.

Attempt 4: Operative Franklin has given up on the medical helicopter plan and instead begins the Fly US plan. Franklin acquires a suitable ride and rides to the airport. Just like in Attempt 2 of today's log, he is able to gain entry in Los Santos International Airport and is able to approach the plane. This time, he parks his vehicle in front of the plane and gets out a distance away from the plane. By the time he is able to enter the plane, police have arrived. Still, Franklin is able to shake loose and get the plane off the ground. Sadly, he is unable to get very far when his engine completely stalls on him and he crashes into the ocean. Franklin wakes up the next day and beats a priest to death with a bible, screaming at him for "falsely impersonating a religious deity in his last coma".

Attempt 5: Operative Franklin heads back to Los Santos International Airport. He parks close to the Fly US plane and enters. Just as police begin to arrive, Franklin takes off for the skies. Franklin is able to shake loose the helicopters and proceeds to fly north. Franklin is relieved when the plane's engines do not stall. Franklin turns on the West Coast Classics station and cruises the night sky. He heads out of Los Santos and continues north. He decides he'd like to explore the northern section of the map for once and decides to land the plane on the highway without incident, except for a minor bump with a box truck. After exploring the north map, he returns to Los Santos like a hero in a motorcycle. While entering city limits, he calls a woman codenamed 'Sapphire' and, later, proceeds to bury his head in Sapphire's digital breasts to celebrate his successful flight. Sapphire later complains about said breasts being itchy from Franklin's bushy beard. No one was injured as a result of this mission.

--END OF MESSAGE--

 

[flysack]

Going to try to find the cult that buys bodies from Trevor. Ron mentioned it, but just said they're in the mountains somewhere.

Any tips appreciated.

 

[flysack]

I also pimped out Trevor's jeep with a General Lee horn. The thrill of hitting that horn right after a jump is....well.....thrilling. Heeeeeeeehaw!

 

[strykerpks]

I made the plunge today

 

[flysack]

Some of you get 100k from a random encounter, well my random encounter happened when Trevor found a broken down VW in the middle of a desserted highway. I get out to investigate and something hits Trevor. The screen goes blue, so I thought he was dead, but no, instead he wakes up in his tighty whiteys on a fresking railroad track with a train coming.

So I jumped the train and unloaded my aggravation on anything in sight. Good times.

Also, cops can't catch trains. Keep the stars at two and it's a nonstop thrill ride.

 

[(HULK)]

Best way I've found to shake the cops is to drive into a lake and then swim away under water.

 

[(HULK)]

I got a hooker to blow me and she said I shot her in the face, so when she got out of the car I pulled out my shotgun and shot her in the face.

 

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I got a hooker to blow me and she said I shot her in the face, so when she got out of the car I pulled out my shotgun and shot her in the face.

I've noticed that more options are available to different characters (or maybe at different points in the game). My first ho only offered Michael the $50 slurpee option. But when I picked one up with "Uncle Trevor" she offered $50, $70, and $100 options.

Also, the dialogue from Trevor during hooker sex is hilarious.