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If you buy the sonar recovery place by Paleto Bay after the Merriweather job, you get a mini sub and dinghy. If you jump out of either, you'll have a scuba tank. Which makes treasure recovery easier, as well as the ability to salvage nuke waste. You could probably recoup the 250 K pretty quick.
Yep. I think you get 23k per nuclear waste recovery and there are 30 of them to grab which also gives you a trophy/achievement upon completion.

 
Beat the main story last night..I wont spoil it but I am glad I made the choice I did at the end. What a fun ride, now to do some side stuff until MP starts.

 
Got 100k in stock from a guy i returned a stolen bike too yesterday. Also rescued a chick from a burning car and now she is my heist driver.

Random encounters are awesome.

 
its killing me, i just finishing up on a major home reno.

half pros doing the bigger tasks half me, doing the smaller tasks (new sinks, toilet, fans, hardware etc)

i need to have 90% done by next saturday...... i just finished the first intro mission and wandered around a bit, its killing me not to play

 
McGarnicle said:
bonesman said:
TheIronSheik said:
[icon] said:
Greg Russell said:
Not sure if this was posted yet. $25,000 briefcase, looks like it's in shallower water than the one by the plane wreck, and the video shows how to keep switching characters so you rack up the money over and over quickly.
That's exactly what I was doing last night. And the good thing is you can keep going back with the different characters.
Put one character at that, and the other at the $12k one. And then just switch between them again and again.
Couldn't you theoretically put them both on the 25k briefcase? Then just flip back and forth all day?
No. Apparently this has been tried. From what I could understand, one of them will eventually die because their breath isn't regenerated. That's what I've read, anyway.
Nah, it just kicks you to another spot if you try with two guys in the same place.... in fact, I'm kinda skeptical it'll work for me between two guys at all... most of the time when I switch to a different player it gives me a lil intro instead of them just popping back up where they were (Franklin at the dispensery, Trevor waking up naked and drunk somewhere... or in his trailor smoking meth and Michael flicking a cigar butt at some park somewhere)
Yesterday when I flipped to Trevor, he was yelling at someone, wearing a woman's nightgown. :lmao:
The flips to Trevor are awesome. The other day I found him under the Santa Monica pier. He had a guy in a suit tied up and gagged and was screaming at him that trickle down economics was a load of crap.

 
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Inspired by this game, last night I visited my first strip club in nearly 10 years. I found myself saying "LIFE IS GOOD!" like Michael while a petite 19 year biology major writhed around on my crotch. No shtick.

I forgot how amazing strippers smell. I just woke up and haven't hit the shower yet and I still smell that baby powder/poontang smell on my arms. Life is good!

 
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Not sure if this was posted yet. $25,000 briefcase, looks like it's in shallower water than the one by the plane wreck, and the video shows how to keep switching characters so you rack up the money over and over quickly.
Used this to get $1.5MM for Michael this morning. Went to ammonation and bought every gun they had, maxed it out with max ammo. Gonna do that with franklin too, then start cranking out some missions.

 
Inspired by this game, last night I visited my first strip club in nearly 10 years. I found myself saying "LIFE IS GOOD!" like Michael while a petite 19 year biology major writhed around on my crotch. No shtick.

I forgot how amazing strippers smell. I just woke up and haven't hit the shower yet and I still smell that baby powder/poontang smell on my arms. Life is good!
I am jealous that you went to a strip club.
 
Inspired by this game, last night I visited my first strip club in nearly 10 years. I found myself saying "LIFE IS GOOD!" like Michael while a petite 19 year biology major writhed around on my crotch. No shtick.

I forgot how amazing strippers smell. I just woke up and haven't hit the shower yet and I still smell that baby powder/poontang smell on my arms. Life is good!
I am jealous that you went to a strip club.
You can go too. You have the power.

 
I take back what I said about the market. Yesterday I noticed Pissweiser had plunged, so I invested heavily. This morning I've made over $100k off it, and it's still rising.

 
Just shot up the strip club. Here's the trick:

Stand in the doorway and shoot someone inside. Chaos ensues, and you can start going buck wild.

 
Inspired by this game, last night I visited my first strip club in nearly 10 years. I found myself saying "LIFE IS GOOD!" like Michael while a petite 19 year biology major writhed around on my crotch. No shtick.

I forgot how amazing strippers smell. I just woke up and haven't hit the shower yet and I still smell that baby powder/poontang smell on my arms. Life is good!
I am jealous that you went to a strip club.
You can go too. You have the power.
I promised my wife I wouldn't.
 
Inspired by this game, last night I visited my first strip club in nearly 10 years. I found myself saying "LIFE IS GOOD!" like Michael while a petite 19 year biology major writhed around on my crotch. No shtick.

I forgot how amazing strippers smell. I just woke up and haven't hit the shower yet and I still smell that baby powder/poontang smell on my arms. Life is good!
Good luck trying to get all the glitter off of you. Usually takes a few days,

 
Inspired by this game, last night I visited my first strip club in nearly 10 years. I found myself saying "LIFE IS GOOD!" like Michael while a petite 19 year biology major writhed around on my crotch. No shtick.

I forgot how amazing strippers smell. I just woke up and haven't hit the shower yet and I still smell that baby powder/poontang smell on my arms. Life is good!
I am jealous that you went to a strip club.
You can go too. You have the power.
I promised my wife I wouldn't.
My wife is fine with it. I even told her most of the stories, sans the private dance part, and that's only because she probably doesn't want to know.

I did bring her back a gift though. There was a gift shop next door (yes, a strip club with a gift shop) and inside I found a bag of penis-shaped candies.

The look on her face this morning. I give her the bag. She smiles and says, thanks, thinking I just bought her a snack. Then she looks a little closer and :o

:lmao:

Priceless.

GTAV-wise: I bought the sonar maria with Michael. The waste is surprisingly easy to find. Plus the sub and scuba gear was worth the $250K pricetag anyway.

 
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Free For All Mob 360 Crew

1. Herc (HercRaato)

2. JGalligan (GallyNukes)

3. The Flying Elvis

4. UniAlias

5. STEADYMOBBIN 22 (steadymobbin22)

6. (HULK)

7. Normie32r (Normie32r)

8. Spanky267

9. hxperson

Free For All Mob PS3 Crew

1. Flysack (Flysack)

2. Brady Marino

3. bonesman

4. Notorious T.R.E. (TRESMASH)

5. Ignoramus

6. strykerpks (strykerpks)

I'm pretty sure you can change/edit the name's and stuff after you've created the crew, so I'm going to just go ahead and call it the FBG crew so we can at least start getting things setup and kicked off. I'll post the link and passwords to join up here shortly.
Can I get in on the 360 crew?

Gamer Teg: HurricaneDweeze

Social Club name: TheDweeze

Thanks!

 
McGarnicle said:
bonesman said:
TheIronSheik said:
[icon] said:
Greg Russell said:
Not sure if this was posted yet. $25,000 briefcase, looks like it's in shallower water than the one by the plane wreck, and the video shows how to keep switching characters so you rack up the money over and over quickly.
That's exactly what I was doing last night. And the good thing is you can keep going back with the different characters.
Put one character at that, and the other at the $12k one. And then just switch between them again and again.
Couldn't you theoretically put them both on the 25k briefcase? Then just flip back and forth all day?
No. Apparently this has been tried. From what I could understand, one of them will eventually die because their breath isn't regenerated. That's what I've read, anyway.
Nah, it just kicks you to another spot if you try with two guys in the same place.... in fact, I'm kinda skeptical it'll work for me between two guys at all... most of the time when I switch to a different player it gives me a lil intro instead of them just popping back up where they were (Franklin at the dispensery, Trevor waking up naked and drunk somewhere... or in his trailor smoking meth and Michael flicking a cigar butt at some park somewhere)
Yesterday when I flipped to Trevor, he was yelling at someone, wearing a woman's nightgown. :lmao:
The flips to Trevor are awesome. The other day I found him under the Santa Monica pier. He had a guy in a suit tied up and gagged and was screaming at him that trickle down economics was a load of crap.
Trevor as rocketed up to my top 5 favorite video game character of all time. He's an icon.

 
BTW - If you wanna make a ton-o-dough doing the Lester mission with you can...

If you listen he essentially tells you who to invest in prior to the assassination. After he tells you the info just shoot Lester and it makes the mission fail....

Then go online using your celly and buy everything in the stock that's soon to skyrocket. Don't forget to switch to Trevor and Michael and Franklin and invest all they have as well.

Then go back to Lester and this time complete the mission. When you're done each character will benefit from the rise in stock.
 
Can I get in on the 360 crew?
Gamer Teg: HurricaneDweeze

Social Club name: TheDweeze

Thanks!
Invited, welcome aboard!

ETA: For anyone else who's yet to get back to me with their social club name and be invited, you can alternatively just head over here http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/free_for_all_mob and apply to join the crew. Probably much easier that way, just make sure you're logged in (obviously).

Also, here's the updated list. Everyone's gamertag is in parentheses next to their FBG name and anyone who's name is bolded is officially all joined up and a member.

Free For All Mob 360 Crew

1. Herc (HercRaato)

2. JGalligan (GallyNukes)

3. The Flying Elvis

4. UniAlias

5. STEADYMOBBIN 22 (STEADYMOOBBIN)

6. (HULK)

7. Normie32r (Normie32r)

8. Spanky267

9. hxperson (ryodan5)

10. E Street Brat

11. [icon] (icon901)

12. thecatch (Sayhota33)

13. rail (Rail39)

14. The Dweeze (HurricaneDweeze)

Free For All Mob PS3 Crew

1. Flysack (Flysack)

2. Brady Marino

3. bonesman (bstanfordb)

4. Notorious T.R.E. (TRESMASH)

5. Ignoramus

6. strykerpks (strykerpks)

7. McGarnicle (McGarnicleFBG)

 
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On the subject of making money...

Someone made a stock notification thing at http://bawsaq.hviidnet.com/ which will show you the price, and let you sign up to get an email when a stock hits a certain price.

Also, realized what should be a really easy way to avoid losses in the stock market. Whenever you're about to quit playing, make sure you sell all stocks, make a save game, then buy up whichever stock you choose and save the game in another slot. Next time you boot up then, the prices will update. If you made money, great, sell your stocks and you profit. If you lost money, load your save from before you bought the stock and you've got your cash back in your bank account. It would suck to do this while you're actually playing since you'd lose anything you did in the meantime. But if you do it when you're not playing anyway, you lose any risk of losing money.

On that note, I noticed my Bawsaq prices weren't updating very often. Maybe once an hour or less. And they seemed to change at different times than the website above I mentioned. So I'm guessing it only updates once an hour or so, or whenever you launch the game. So tested it by doing the saves I mentioned above. Dumped all my stocks, saved, then bought $12 million in Pisswasser stocks between my 3 characters. Saved again, quit the game. Relaunched it, and the prices updated and I made 5% return. If we figured out the frequency of stock updates when playing the game, you could also make money by doing the save-purchase-relaunch about 5-10 minutes before your price would update.

It also would allow one person to relaunch their game and check the new stock prices, and tell everyone else what the new prices are, and then they can go make purchases while their system is still on the previous hour's price.

 
BTW - If you wanna make a ton-o-dough doing the Lester mission with you can...

If you listen he essentially tells you who to invest in prior to the assassination. After he tells you the info just shoot Lester and it makes the mission fail....

Then go online using your celly and buy everything in the stock that's soon to skyrocket. Don't forget to switch to Trevor and Michael and Franklin and invest all they have as well.

Then go back to Lester and this time complete the mission. When you're done each character will benefit from the rise in stock.
Also, don't hold on to the stock too long because it'll go back down on you.

 
BTW - If you wanna make a ton-o-dough doing the Lester mission with you can...

If you listen he essentially tells you who to invest in prior to the assassination. After he tells you the info just shoot Lester and it makes the mission fail....

Then go online using your celly and buy everything in the stock that's soon to skyrocket. Don't forget to switch to Trevor and Michael and Franklin and invest all they have as well.

Then go back to Lester and this time complete the mission. When you're done each character will benefit from the rise in stock.
Also, don't hold on to the stock too long because it'll go back down on you.
:goodposting:

I think it's like two days max before it starts going down usually. Although sometimes they'll start dropping sooner than that. You just have to be careful.

What I used to do was head to a safe house to sleep/save in a bed twice in a row (because it advances time by about 12 hours or so) and then check and sell. Just be sure to make an extra save file on the second (or even third if you're feeling frisky) save in case you advanced time too far.

 
Absolutely love the stock market aspect of this game. I have trevor in the city, michael just finished his first mission with his fbi buddy and franklin just completed his first assassination. I think I am going to focus on manipulating threw market for awhile with the goal to buy the golf club. Gonna ignore the story line for awhile.

 
Has anyone been able to unlock the parachute in Ammunation by doing flight school? As opposed to doing some mission of Franklin's that unlocks it?

I've seen posts saying doing the skydiving training in flight school unlocks it or gives you one anytime you climb in a plane. But I've got gold medals in both of the skydiving ones and no joy.

 
Finally got to 5 stars. Mike stole a jet and went due north. Eventually he got bored and decided to free fall with no chute. Woke up in a clinic two block from a chicken factory and decided he could get into the roof of said factory and use it as a snipers roost. Got up there and unfortunately could only get a good bead on two hicks at a bus stop. Shot one in the head and the other in the shoulder. Frustrated that he missed that ladies head and that there was no one else around to kill, Mike put repeated bullet after bullet into her corpse and reflected on the beauty of the puffs of red mist jumping out of her body. Somehow, this summoned an ambulance, blocking the road and delivering two more targets into the kill zone. Boom boom. 2 dead medics and 2 stars. Next cars started stopping behind the ambulance. Took out a few drivers and created some mayhem. 3 stars. Now the swat helicopters started coming. Michael realized that with a sniper rifle and his special ability, taking out pilots was pretty easy. What ensure was a thirty minute stand off, where Michael destroyed helicopter after helicopter with various weapons, always shooting the fast ropers and taking out about twenty or so choppers. Eventually the cops brought mike down, but he just woke up in the same spot, realizing then that it was his destiny to live out some sort of grislier groundhog day over and over.

 
Finally got to 5 stars. Mike stole a jet and went due north. Eventually he got bored and decided to free fall with no chute. Woke up in a clinic two block from a chicken factory and decided he could get into the roof of said factory and use it as a snipers roost. Got up there and unfortunately could only get a good bead on two hicks at a bus stop. Shot one in the head and the other in the shoulder. Frustrated that he missed that ladies head and that there was no one else around to kill, Mike put repeated bullet after bullet into her corpse and reflected on the beauty of the puffs of red mist jumping out of her body. Somehow, this summoned an ambulance, blocking the road and delivering two more targets into the kill zone. Boom boom. 2 dead medics and 2 stars. Next cars started stopping behind the ambulance. Took out a few drivers and created some mayhem. 3 stars. Now the swat helicopters started coming. Michael realized that with a sniper rifle and his special ability, taking out pilots was pretty easy. What ensure was a thirty minute stand off, where Michael destroyed helicopter after helicopter with various weapons, always shooting the fast ropers and taking out about twenty or so choppers. Eventually the cops brought mike down, but he just woke up in the same spot, realizing then that it was his destiny to live out some sort of grislier groundhog day over and over.
:thumbsup:
 
Anyone get the No Country For Old Men random encounter yet?

You come across a drug deal gone bad, with dead bodies everywhere and a case of money.

Good times.

 
I'm far enough into this that I feel like I can confidently say that this is hands-down the best open world game that I've ever played. It's not just that it's by far the best GTA (and a great rebound from a disappointing GTA4), it's also clearly better than Red Dead, Skyrim, Oblivion, Batman, inFamous, etc. IMO.

 
Switched to Trevor and he was laying in bed spooning one of his cronies in purple pajamas.

Another time he was sleeping in only his skivvies under an overpass.

 
On Rockstar Social my tag is DoctorRat.

Also HAL is still climbing... I wish I had more money to put in when it was at like $4.
My Social tag is STEADYMOOBIN
Invited.

Steady, I think you typoed that -- I couldn't find anyone named STEADYMOOBIN on the Social Club, but found a STEADYMOBBIN -- which is your actual name on here anyway, so I figured it was just a typo. Lemme know if not.

 
On Rockstar Social my tag is DoctorRat.

Also HAL is still climbing... I wish I had more money to put in when it was at like $4.
My Social tag is STEADYMOOBIN
Invited.

Steady, I think you typoed that -- I couldn't find anyone named STEADYMOOBIN on the Social Club, but found a STEADYMOBBIN -- which is your actual name on here anyway, so I figured it was just a typo. Lemme know if not.
Ill check again but Im sure STEADYMOBBIN was already taken. :kicksrock:

Is this social club thing new? If not maybe I already registered back when GTA4 came out? :oldunsure:

 
On Rockstar Social my tag is DoctorRat.

Also HAL is still climbing... I wish I had more money to put in when it was at like $4.
My Social tag is STEADYMOOBIN
Invited.

Steady, I think you typoed that -- I couldn't find anyone named STEADYMOOBIN on the Social Club, but found a STEADYMOBBIN -- which is your actual name on here anyway, so I figured it was just a typo. Lemme know if not.
Ill check again but Im sure STEADYMOBBIN was already taken. :kicksrock:

Is this social club thing new? If not maybe I already registered back when GTA4 came out? :oldunsure:
Pretty sure it came out right after Max Payne 3.

Better rescind the invite to the guy who regged STEADYMOBBIN, he's gonna be pretty confused when he reads it. :lol:

 
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When switching to Michael he was just giving his fat useless kid some money. As it left the cutscene the kid walked off down the street, stun gunned and ran him over.

 
Not sure if this was posted yet. $25,000 briefcase, looks like it's in shallower water than the one by the plane wreck, and the video shows how to keep switching characters so you rack up the money over and over quickly.
That's exactly what I was doing last night. And the good thing is you can keep going back with the different characters.
Put one character at that, and the other at the $12k one. And then just switch between them again and again.
Couldn't you theoretically put them both on the 25k briefcase? Then just flip back and forth all day?
No. Apparently this has been tried. From what I could understand, one of them will eventually die because their breath isn't regenerated. That's what I've read, anyway.
Nah, it just kicks you to another spot if you try with two guys in the same place.... in fact, I'm kinda skeptical it'll work for me between two guys at all... most of the time when I switch to a different player it gives me a lil intro instead of them just popping back up where they were (Franklin at the dispensery, Trevor waking up naked and drunk somewhere... or in his trailor smoking meth and Michael flicking a cigar butt at some park somewhere)
Yesterday when I flipped to Trevor, he was yelling at someone, wearing a woman's nightgown. :lmao:
The flips to Trevor are awesome. The other day I found him under the Santa Monica pier. He had a guy in a suit tied up and gagged and was screaming at him that trickle down economics was a load of crap.
Trevor as rocketed up to my top 5 favorite video game character of all time. He's an icon.
Switched to Trevor the other day and he was just finishing masturbating into his toilet

 
Not sure if this was posted yet. $25,000 briefcase, looks like it's in shallower water than the one by the plane wreck, and the video shows how to keep switching characters so you rack up the money over and over quickly.
That's exactly what I was doing last night. And the good thing is you can keep going back with the different characters.
Put one character at that, and the other at the $12k one. And then just switch between them again and again.
Couldn't you theoretically put them both on the 25k briefcase? Then just flip back and forth all day?
No. Apparently this has been tried. From what I could understand, one of them will eventually die because their breath isn't regenerated. That's what I've read, anyway.
Nah, it just kicks you to another spot if you try with two guys in the same place.... in fact, I'm kinda skeptical it'll work for me between two guys at all... most of the time when I switch to a different player it gives me a lil intro instead of them just popping back up where they were (Franklin at the dispensery, Trevor waking up naked and drunk somewhere... or in his trailor smoking meth and Michael flicking a cigar butt at some park somewhere)
Yesterday when I flipped to Trevor, he was yelling at someone, wearing a woman's nightgown. :lmao:
The flips to Trevor are awesome. The other day I found him under the Santa Monica pier. He had a guy in a suit tied up and gagged and was screaming at him that trickle down economics was a load of crap.
Trevor as rocketed up to my top 5 favorite video game character of all time. He's an icon.
Switched to Trevor the other day and he was just finishing masturbating into his toilet
:lmao:

Yea, he's number 1.

 
I also love how Duane's cousin's apartment slowly morphs into a version of Trevor's trailer. The pictures get torn down, Trevoresque slogans are written over the girlfriend's optimistic mottos, punch holes are in the walls, etc.

He also keeps a bottle of whiskey in the kitchen. It's loads of fun to drink it until he can't drink anymore, then run outside and hop in his jeep for a drive.

 
flysack said:
I also love how Duane's cousin's apartment slowly morphs into a version of Trevor's trailer. The pictures get torn down, Trevoresque slogans are written over the girlfriend's optimistic mottos, punch holes are in the walls, etc.

He also keeps a bottle of whiskey in the kitchen. It's loads of fun to drink it until he can't drink anymore, then run outside and hop in his jeep for a drive.
Well I know what Im doing after the game.

 
flysack said:
I also love how Duane's cousin's apartment slowly morphs into a version of Trevor's trailer. The pictures get torn down, Trevoresque slogans are written over the girlfriend's optimistic mottos, punch holes are in the walls, etc.

He also keeps a bottle of whiskey in the kitchen. It's loads of fun to drink it until he can't drink anymore, then run outside and hop in his jeep for a drive.
Well I know what Im doing after the game I get off work tomorrow.
 
On Rockstar Social my tag is DoctorRat.

Also HAL is still climbing... I wish I had more money to put in when it was at like $4.
My Social tag is STEADYMOOBIN
Invited.

Steady, I think you typoed that -- I couldn't find anyone named STEADYMOOBIN on the Social Club, but found a STEADYMOBBIN -- which is your actual name on here anyway, so I figured it was just a typo. Lemme know if not.
Ill check again but Im sure STEADYMOBBIN was already taken. :kicksrock:

Is this social club thing new? If not maybe I already registered back when GTA4 came out? :oldunsure:
Pretty sure it came out right after Max Payne 3.

Better rescind the invite to the guy who regged STEADYMOBBIN, he's gonna be pretty confused when he reads it. :lol:
OK - figured it out.... It was my fault and it was a typo but....

STEADYMOOBBIN is correct.

 

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