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***OFFICIAL LUMBERJACKS THREAD: SWING THAT AXE YOU JACK!*** (1 Viewer)

gambino and I just penned a Mike Stoops ryhme. We are gonna bust it oot on the Hobo's tonight!

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sent from Mom's balckberry in Albaqurqeee

 
Swing yo ax you lumberjack,

Stoops is on the hunt and the Jacks are back

I saw LHUCKS at the game he popped his collar,

pink shirt and all made the grown men holla!

Took out the Vandals and crushed the chickens,

Mike Stoops wife is finger lickin'

Saw Wellington smoke some crack,

not the drug dummy I'm talkin' a fat chick's ###

Freaky Ferris B dances so crazy,

Gambino lays the track for a mustached Toledo chick named Daisy

Swing yo ax you lumberjack,

Stoops is on the hunt and the jacks are back

Willie Tuitama gonna hold the Heisman,

cj* got real sick mixing Zima and fried rice man

Mom's van broke, sister had sex on my bed when I was at school,

Fred Durst poster on my wall still makes me feel cool.

Riding down the block swinging my big ax,

Jacks in the house ya'll gonna ogle yo lady's rack

Mallet wielding mascots crushin' the Bruins,

Jacks almost beat those clowns no way we losin'

Quick Draw McGraw is what we used to call Tremendous (upside),

Dude has crazy hair like a midget dentist

SWING YO AX YOU LUMBERJACK

MIKE STOOPS IS ON THE HUNT AND THE JACKS ARE BACK!

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Doctor Detroit said:
Tough opening few games but unfortunately we drew the two top teams in the Mountain West and BYU is probably the toughest place to play in all of college football.
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It was true last year, and true last weekend. I'll be able to drive to Pasadena, so if you need a ride, text me. Some guy up near UCLA named Tim Schochet invited all the JACKS fans to meet at some place named the Glory Hole. Hope they serve Zima there.

Keep swinging those axes, JACKS! Now that the conference games are starting, the games should get easier.
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I don't know how to put this so I will just say it. Wellington and I were out doing the Lumberjack dance after the UCLA game. Wellington thought it would be cool if we used real axes. Long story short, I accidentally cut off one of Wellington's legs. The good news is that I remembered some first aid so I put on the tourniquet and poured Zima (Damn resourceful beverage) on it to clean it. Wellington lost alot of blood and was in and out of it, but he told me that we can't let the Jacks down by not being at the game. The doctors were not able to save the leg, but Wellington just smiled and told me that good parking is on the way. Jacks extend their incredible record of 101-56 against teams that have baby blue as one of their colors. Pray for Wellington and don't forget to crack a zima for him on saturday.

 
cj* said:
I don't know how to put this so I will just say it. Wellington and I were out doing the Lumberjack dance after the UCLA game. Wellington thought it would be cool if we used real axes. Long story short, I accidentally cut off one of Wellington's legs. The good news is that I remembered some first aid so I put on the tourniquet and poured Zima (Damn resourceful beverage) on it to clean it. Wellington lost alot of blood and was in and out of it, but he told me that we can't let the Jacks down by not being at the game. The doctors were not able to save the leg, but Wellington just smiled and told me that good parking is on the way. Jacks extend their incredible record of 101-56 against teams that have baby blue as one of their colors. Pray for Wellington and don't forget to crack a zima for him on saturday.
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This makes a lot of sense now. I was talking to him on the phone yesterday and I asked him how he was doing. He said, "tired as a one legged man in an butt kicking contest". Really cracked himself up.
 
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Idaho (W, 70-0)

Toledo (W, 41-16)

at New Mexico (L, 28-36)

at UCLA (31-10)

10/04/08 vs. Washington Tucson, Ariz. 4:00 p.m. MT

10/11/08 at Stanford Stanford, Calif. 2 p.m. PT

10/18/08 vs. California Tucson, Ariz. 7:00 p.m. MT

10/25/08 vs. USC Tucson, Ariz. 7:15 p.m. MT

11/08/08 at Washington State Pullman, Wash. 2 p.m. PT

11/15/08 at Oregon Eugene, Ore. 12:30 PT

11/22/08 vs. Oregon State Tucson, Ariz. 4:00 p.m. MT

12/06/08 vs. Arizona State Tucson, Ariz. 1 or 6 p.m. PT

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As my AAU basketball coach says, "a big key to victory is weakening your schedule." Now that we don't have to play any more Mountain West teams, it should be a breeze for the JACKS from here on out. I have three words to say about Pasadena:

FAB

U

LOUS

I can't wait to go back there for the Rose Parade.

Next victim? Washington. THE BULLETS HAVE NO CHANCE against the JACKS!
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Is that UCLA game still going on? I don't see a W there! :confused:
 
Just got this PM'd from lhucks, seems as though he got a new haircut...

 
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C'mon, fellas, it's Rivalry Week!!!!!1

We gotta fire up the George Foreman Grill and get the tofu burgers going!

Who has the Zima on ice?

Go Jacks! We're gonna roll those stuped ASU foneys and all those pretty girls who don't know football like we do!!

 
Look at those bolded teams above! That is a seriously intense schedule my friends, that has to be top ten in that Shaggylean poll. Toledo even beat Michigan! Swing your ax JACKS!

 
I am THO In!!!!!

SWING YOUR AXE JACKS!!!!!!11~!!! SEND THOSE SUN DEMONS STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL!!!!!! (or TJ Maxx Tee-hee)

 
Are you guys still alive? Must have been one hell of a party not to have an update 2 days later. I look forward to the tails of debauchery and woe. :popcorn:

 
SaveFerrisB said:
As you all know, I have two seasons in my life.

1. JACKS FOOTBALL season

2. Preparing for JACKS FOOTBALL season

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What ever happened to Wellington? Last time I saw him he was just before X-Mas with that BYU chick who looked like the Oregon St mascot.Also Hugh Jass has lost quite a bit of weight and really drew in the honeys when he busted a move there (he comes in at 1:08).

 
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Hey guys- I LOVE FOOTBALL...JACKS FOOTBALL, THAT IS :unsure:

It's been a while since I've spoken to a lot of you, but I've got some really BAD news. Lhucks isn't doing well, and that's putting it mildly. He posted this video today, and followed it up with an email asking if I can sell his Jacks ticket for the season.

So the good news is I'VE GOT A JACKS TICKET FOR EVERY GAME THIS SEASON, IF YOU WANT TO BOARD THE JACK TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!

But please keep Lhucks in your thoughts, he's having a tough time of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc...681&index=8

 
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Doctor Detroit said:
Swing yo ax you lumberjack,Stoops is on the hunt and the Jacks are backI saw LHUCKS at the game he popped his collar,pink shirt and all made the grown men holla!Took out the Vandals and crushed the chickens,Mike Stoops wife is finger lickin'Saw Wellington smoke some crack,not the drug dummy I'm talkin' a fat chick's ###Freaky Ferris B dances so crazy,Gambino lays the track for a mustached Toledo chick named DaisySwing yo ax you lumberjack,Stoops is on the hunt and the jacks are backWillie Tuitama gonna hold the Heisman,cj* got real sick mixing Zima and fried rice manMom's van broke, sister had sex on my bed when I was at school,Fred Durst poster on my wall still makes me feel cool.Riding down the block swinging my big ax,Jacks in the house ya'll gonna ogle yo lady's rackMallet wielding mascots crushin' the Bruins,Jacks almost beat those clowns no way we losin'Quick Draw McGraw is what we used to call Tremendous (upside),Dude has crazy hair like a midget dentistSWING YO AX YOU LUMBERJACKMIKE STOOPS IS ON THE HUNT AND THE JACKS ARE BACK! :goodposting:
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:shrug:I must have been plastered when I wrote this because I just read it and it was like I was reading it for the first time. :lmao: Wellington! Where are you GB?
 
Date Bowl W/L Opponent PF PADecember 26, 1921 San Diego E-W Christmas Classic L Centre 0 38January 1, 1949 Salad L Drake 13 14December 28, 1968 Sun L Auburn 10 34December 25, 1979 Fiesta L Pittsburgh 10 16December 28, 1985 Sun T Georgia 13 13December 27, 1986 Aloha W North Carolina 30 21December 31, 1989 Copper W NC State 17 10December 25, 1990 Aloha L Syracuse 0 28December 31, 1992 Sun L Baylor 15 20January 1, 1994 Fiesta W Miami 29 0December 27, 1994 Freedom L Utah 13 16December 27, 1997 Insight.com W New Mexico 20 14December 30, 1998 Holiday W Nebraska 23 20December 20, 2008 Las Vegas W BYU 31 21Total 14 Bowl Games 6-7-1 224 265
BAM! First Rose Bowl in 2010? It seems only likely at this point, Central Michigan is probably the best team from the upper midwest.

 
A friend of mine needs some help. I don't want to go into a lot of details, but does anybody know the best way to get your viagra'd up #### out of a zima bottle?

The 4 hour mark is approaching...

 
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Timber, Timber,
Everybody's calling for Timber,
Swing your ax
You Lumberjacks
Timber's got to go down the river today.
Timber, Timber,
Everybody's waiting on Timber
Swing your ax
You Lumberjacks
Timber's got to go down the river today.

Ax man fell that tree,
Cut out a ship for to sail the sea,
Cut out a cabin for me and mine,
Out of the whispering pine.

Timber, Timber,
Soon we'll have a cradle of timber,
Swing your ax
You Lumberjacks
Timber's got to go down the river today.

Help me keep this thread updated and GO LUMBERJACKS!!!

 
I have been so distraught that I couldn't bear to post in a while. Wellington has passed on to the other side. He was pounding the zima and the rancher got stuck in his throat. I will be holding a candlelight vigil for him on the day of the spring game. Feel free to join me at his favorite spot down by the big axe. Please keep the whole gang in your thoughts and prayers.

 
Outchea at the Pac championship game and Wellington just made out with a Duck fan. He said "I'm gonna go get me some beaver" but apparently he doesn't know what Oregon team we are playing tonight. LOL! Too many zimas!

 
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