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***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (1 Viewer)

Nigel has been solid today, I am still bitter over Festivus going right before me.
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I thought Nigel was in the lead even prior to "Master OYD"I think he's taking way to much flack for Puddy = possibly a little early, but still a solid pick IMHO!

Late round picks will certainly be the key to this, but Nigel is distancing himself from the pack.
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I agree... why no love for the Puddy pick? One of my favorite characters on the show.
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Good. But not 1st-round material, IMO. Looks ####ing genius next to The Maestro, though. Sorry pant.
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I deserve it. 'Twas a terrible pick. I think I've done a good job of making up for it, though.
 
I'm predicting a run on episodes, so I'm going with

The Bizarro Jerry

Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and just begins working there. He is "TCB." Elaine sets Jerry up with a friend who is very beautiful, but she has "man hands." George uses a picture of her and passes her off as his dead finance Susan; that gets him into the "Forbidden City" where high priced models hang out. Elaine meets Kevin and some of his friends; they are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. With Kramer working, George inside the walls and Elaine hanging out with Kevin, Jerry begins to feel alone.

 
I'm predicting a run on episodes, so I'm going with

The Bizarro Jerry

Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and just begins working there. He is "TCB." Elaine sets Jerry up with a friend who is very beautiful, but she has "man hands." George uses a picture of her and passes her off as his dead finance Susan; that gets him into the "Forbidden City" where high priced models hang out. Elaine meets Kevin and some of his friends; they are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. With Kramer working, George inside the walls and Elaine hanging out with Kevin, Jerry begins to feel alone.
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Fargas!!
 
Inanimate object: The Kramer

Woman: "I sense great vulnerability."

Man: "I see a parasite, a sexually depraved miscreant."

Woman: "His struggle is man's struggle."

Man: "He is a loathsome, offensive brute

--yet I can't look away."

Woman: "He transcends time and space."

Man: "He sickens me."

Woman: "I love it!"

Man: "I love it, too!"

 
Inanimate object: The Kramer

Woman: "I sense great vulnerability."

Man: "I see a parasite, a sexually depraved miscreant."

Woman: "His struggle is man's struggle."

Man: "He is a loathsome, offensive brute

--yet I can't look away."

Woman: "He transcends time and space."

Man: "He sickens me."

Woman: "I love it!"

Man: "I love it, too!"
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That was on my list right after Jon Voight's car. Very nice pick.
 
Early 10 is going with a location where George "has a house"

The Hamptons
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She is right there with Nigel. I'll do a full-scale re-evaluation after the 8th-round (2/3 point). She has nailed almost every pick. Only one location I would have preferred over that one.
 
The Hamptons was on my short list, but more for the episode of shrinkage and George's naked girlfriend that everyone saw but him.The Kramer - nice pick, didn't even think of it.

 
The Hamptons was on my short list, but more for the episode of shrinkage and George's naked girlfriend that everyone saw but him.

The Kramer - nice pick, didn't even think of it.
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Adding George's "house" was my addition...Early just said The Hamptons. :shrug:
 
The Hamptons was on my short list, but more for the episode of shrinkage and George's naked girlfriend that everyone saw but him.

The Kramer - nice pick, didn't even think of it.
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Adding George's "house" was my addition...Early just said The Hamptons. :shrug:
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Ah, so it was your embellishment. tsk, tsk...A good pick nevertheless. Not too many left, but I've got one I don't think anyone has. Not sure how it will go over, but it is unique.

 
not bad, Homer.  Love the sponge pick, Hamptons is ok.

Nigel in the lead right now.
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Thanks.Though the Hamptons was Early 10's pick...my last pick was The Bizarro Jerry/Man-Hands episode.
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ahhh, you picked for Early, got it.even better, Bizarro Jerry is a quality pick :thumbup:

 
Slim pickings for the crazy family members and I think this is defintiely the strongest one left:

Alton Benes

This exchange when he meets Jerry and George is classic:

ALTON: Which one's suppose to be the funny guy?

GEORGE: (Pointing at Jerry) Oh, he's the comedian.

JERRY: I'm just a regular person.

GEORGE: No, no. He's just being modest.

ALTON: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. (Long pause) There's nothing funny about that.

 
Slim pickings for the crazy family members and I think this is defintiely the strongest one left:

Alton Benes

This exchange when he meets Jerry and George is classic:

ALTON: Which one's suppose to be the funny guy?

GEORGE: (Pointing at Jerry) Oh, he's the comedian.

JERRY: I'm just a regular person.

GEORGE: No, no. He's just being modest.

ALTON: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. (Long pause) There's nothing funny about that.
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Was on my radar. A very early episode.
 
This category is dwindling, so I'll get it over with.

Jerry's Girlfriend: Sara, AKA "Pimple-Popper, M.D."

Played by the now famous Marcia Cross of "Desperate Housewives."

 
This category is dwindling, so I'll get it over with.

Jerry's Girlfriend: Sara, AKA "Pimple-Popper, M.D."

Played by the now famous Marcia Cross of "Desperate Housewives."
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very nice pick - solid as usual
 
This category is dwindling, so I'll get it over with.

Jerry's Girlfriend: Sara, AKA "Pimple-Popper, M.D."

Played by the now famous Marcia Cross of "Desperate Housewives."
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very nice pick - solid as usual
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:thumbup: Category's getting pretty thin. Hoping someone would like that one.

 
Time to take some chances

Flex Pick

Jerry - You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its

Ménage à Trois

gf - that sounds like a wild idea.

Works even better when George uses the idea

 
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Time to take some chances

Flex Pick

Jerry - You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its

Ménage à Trois

gf - that sounds like a wild idea.

Works even better when George uses the idea
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looks like someone watched Seinfeld tonight :D
 
Time to take some chances

Flex Pick

Jerry - You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its

Ménage à Trois

gf - that sounds like a wild idea.

Works even better when George uses the idea
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I can't be an orgy guy!
 
Slim pickings for the crazy family members and I think this is defintiely the strongest one left:

Alton Benes

This exchange when he meets Jerry and George is classic:

ALTON: Which one's suppose to be the funny guy?

GEORGE: (Pointing at Jerry) Oh, he's the comedian.

JERRY: I'm just a regular person.

GEORGE: No, no. He's just being modest.

ALTON: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. (Long pause) There's nothing funny about that.
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Was on my radar. A very early episode.
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That was my sleeper pick for family members. Damn you Lawrence Tierney!Master of the house...

 
Time to take some chances

Flex Pick

Jerry - You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its

Ménage à Trois

gf - that sounds like a wild idea.

Works even better when George uses the idea
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I can't be an orgy guy!
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Id have to start wearing robes and buying oils
 
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