***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (1 Viewer)

[Killerclown]

sounds correct, he's got 15 mintues left on the clock

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Is JW the one that sleeps 'til noon?

Lucky *******.

 

[pantagrapher]

location pick, I had another one in mind but this has slipped too far.

DEL BOCA VISTA - PHASE 2

"Good answer, good answer."

Great value pick.

 

[Killerclown]

time's up - next pick

 

[Early_10]

So who's up?  Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I'm in here. Give me a sec.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Not sexy, but I'm running out of ideas in this category:

Mr. Lippman - Elaine's boss at Pendant

 

[phrozen]

location pick, I had another one in mind but this has slipped too far.

DEL BOCA VISTA - PHASE 2

"Good answer, good answer."

SOD as far as locations go - excellent pick

 

[Killerclown]

the boss category is thinning for sure

 

[ScottNorwood]

can we just skip cosjobs?

 

[Killerclown]

his name is on the site right now

 

[ScottNorwood]

so?

 

[Early_10]

so?

You gonna do something about your sideburns?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So who's up? Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

 

[cosjobs]

I'll take a flex pick:

The Urban Sombrero

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'll take a flex pick:

The Urban Sombrero

Love it!

 

[ScottNorwood]

catchphrase time....

Hellooooo Newman

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

so?

You gonna do something about your sideburns?

Could you go over your case again for me?

 

[Killerclown]

now things are coming togther

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Demian is upEarly10 on deckMarco in the holeHas Demian actually ever been in the thread?

 

[mon]

It's just going to get worse in the last few rounds. I say reduce time given from 30 min. to 10 or 15 min., starting with the next round. People who are rarely here from 10 - 4 are screwing this thing up.

 

[Early_10]

Demian is online. 15 minutes and counting.

 

[Killerclown]

Demian was here last night but other than that, I think Early made the picks for Demian. I agree on the shorter time period.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So who's up?  Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

Yeah, this was my flawed logic when my wife went off birth control."Are you kidding me? With the #### I've done to my body over the years? There's no way I've got anything left alive in there. Besides, if an Italian male's sperm can't get past a simple pill, he's probably shooting blanks anyway."

That was 7 months ago. I'm having a kid in 5. Brilliant!!!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

'Member how cool it was when we were able to see who was viewing the thread?

 

[Killerclown]

yeah that was cool

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

So who's up?  Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

Yeah, this was my flawed logic when my wife went off birth control."Are you kidding me? With the #### I've done to my body over the years? There's no way I've got anything left alive in there. Besides, if an Italian male's sperm can't get past a simple pill, he's probably shooting blanks anyway."

That was 7 months ago. I'm having a kid in 5. Brilliant!!!

Congrats, homie.

 

[Early_10]

'Member how cool it was when we were able to see who was viewing the thread?

Uh huh, key to a great draft. Just pm-ed Marco since I have my pick ready. Homer has 2 back to back, we'll be mid round 9 very shortly.

 

[Demian]

I shall take:

Location - Central Park NY, NY

 

[mon]

'Member how cool it was when we were able to see who was viewing the thread?

Ahh, those were the days. Good times.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So who's up?  Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

Yeah, this was my flawed logic when my wife went off birth control."Are you kidding me? With the #### I've done to my body over the years? There's no way I've got anything left alive in there. Besides, if an Italian male's sperm can't get past a simple pill, he's probably shooting blanks anyway."

That was 7 months ago. I'm having a kid in 5. Brilliant!!!

Congrats, homie.

Thanks. But I'm Bob.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

'Member how cool it was when we were able to see who was viewing the thread?

Ahh, those were the days. Good times.

And we just took it for granted and pissed it all away.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

So who's up?  Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

Yeah, this was my flawed logic when my wife went off birth control."Are you kidding me? With the #### I've done to my body over the years? There's no way I've got anything left alive in there. Besides, if an Italian male's sperm can't get past a simple pill, he's probably shooting blanks anyway."

That was 7 months ago. I'm having a kid in 5. Brilliant!!!

Congrats, homie.

Thanks. But I'm Bob.

Homie = Home boy, pal, amigo, friend, lover, fluid-exchanger, chum

 

[Early_10]

Believe it or not George isn't at home....

George's Answering Machine

 

[ScottNorwood]

Believe it or not George isn't at home....

George's Answering Machine

where could I beeeeeee?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Believe it or not George isn't at home....

George's Answering Machine

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So who's up? Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

Yeah, this was my flawed logic when my wife went off birth control."Are you kidding me? With the #### I've done to my body over the years? There's no way I've got anything left alive in there. Besides, if an Italian male's sperm can't get past a simple pill, he's probably shooting blanks anyway."

That was 7 months ago. I'm having a kid in 5. Brilliant!!!

You poor *******. My condolences.

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

I'm here, don't skip me. Pick in a min.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Believe it or not George isn't at home....

George's Answering Machine

Spectacular pick!!!

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

flex: Kramerica

Of course, this includes Darren the intern (if he's out of prison), the legal rights to the oil tanker bladder system and the ketchup/mustard-in-one-dispenser.

 

[mon]

flex: Kramerica

Of course, this includes Darren the intern (if he's out of prison), the legal rights to the oil tanker bladder system and the ketchup/mustard-in-one-dispenser.

I like it. By the way, how'd that lawsuit turn out?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So who's up?  Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

Yeah, this was my flawed logic when my wife went off birth control."Are you kidding me? With the #### I've done to my body over the years? There's no way I've got anything left alive in there. Besides, if an Italian male's sperm can't get past a simple pill, he's probably shooting blanks anyway."

That was 7 months ago. I'm having a kid in 5. Brilliant!!!

Congrats, homie.

Thanks. But I'm Bob.

Homie = Home boy, pal, amigo, friend, lover, fluid-exchanger, chum

I got it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

flex: Kramerica

Of course, this includes Darren the intern (if he's out of prison), the legal rights to the oil tanker bladder system and the ketchup/mustard-in-one-dispenser.

Possibly my favorite episode...Kramer: If you'd have told me 15 years ago that I'd be solving the world's energy problems, I'd have said you were nut. Now let's throw this giant ball of oil out the window.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

So who's up?  Pantagrapher?

Yes Mr Sponge thief

I believe the proper response from me here is something along the lines of "NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!" Then I do a little dance and to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance I sing "I got Today Sponge, I got Today Sponge, NEENER NEENER NEENER NEE!"

So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

Damn straight!But I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks anyway, so no Sponge necessary.

Yeah, this was my flawed logic when my wife went off birth control."Are you kidding me? With the #### I've done to my body over the years? There's no way I've got anything left alive in there. Besides, if an Italian male's sperm can't get past a simple pill, he's probably shooting blanks anyway."

That was 7 months ago. I'm having a kid in 5. Brilliant!!!

Congrats, homie.

Thanks. But I'm Bob.

Homie = Home boy, pal, amigo, friend, lover, fluid-exchanger, chum

I got it.

I figured as much.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

flex:  Kramerica

Of course, this includes Darren the intern (if he's out of prison), the legal rights to the oil tanker bladder system and the ketchup/mustard-in-one-dispenser.

Possibly my favorite episode...Kramer: If you'd have told me 15 years ago that I'd be solving the world's energy problems, I'd have said you were nut. Now let's throw this giant ball of oil out the window.

That line makes me laugh every time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Alright, I've got to go with a couple of value picks here...not necessarily my favorites in each category, but these are the most widely known and appreciated.

My food item is Elaine's favorite and the bane of George's existence (at least when thank-you's are involved).

The Big Salad

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Alright, I've got to go with a couple of value picks here...not necessarily my favorites in each category, but these are the most widely known and appreciated.

My food item is Elaine's favorite and the bane of George's existence (at least when thank-you's are involved).

The Big Salad

Effin' lettuce eaters. Edit: But a good value pick

 

[Killerclown]

Big Salad is a good choice, it was next on my food list.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Now it's catchphrase time,

Yadda Yadda

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Now it's catchphrase time,

Yadda Yadda

Great value. This was way up there on my catchphrase list.