*OFFICIAL* UnionHome Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl (1 Viewer)

[Premier]

There is no way anyone is paying more attention to this game on the internet than we are. FIU football board has five posts.

I feel like going down there to be a FBG man at the scene.

Cappy here. The scene is a bit nuts here at the Trop. Beef officials are telling me there was a four day wait on tickets to this grudge match, as many as 4000 people waited in tents, bullet trailers and carried hobo handkerchiefs and sticks to get in here tonight. One thing we can't show you here on FBG TV is what FIU fans call section 69. Essentially friends, there are upwards of 1000 naked southern Florida co-eds sitting just beynd the leering lenses of our cameras. I'll be making my way up there shortly to report the scene. Back to RN, Doctor D, TU and Tasker in the FBG studio. Guys...

What's up with this horrible overacting doosh on ther commercials?

 

[Premier]

Who is the color analyst working with Mike Patrick?I understand they had to get a replacement for Craig James who is entering the Texas senatorial race.

Praise God James left. The color guy is Danny Kanell.

 

[Raider Nation]

Who is the color analyst working with Mike Patrick?I understand they had to get a replacement for Craig James who is entering the Texas senatorial race.

Praise God James left. The color guy is Danny Kanell.

Wow, I thought that WAS James. He sounds exactly like him.

 

[JaxBill]

Who is the color analyst working with Mike Patrick?I understand they had to get a replacement for Craig James who is entering the Texas senatorial race.

Praise God James left. The color guy is Danny Kanell.

Yeah, a phony lying doosh entering politics. I'm sure he'll fit right in.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Who is the color analyst working with Mike Patrick?I understand they had to get a replacement for Craig James who is entering the Texas senatorial race.

Praise God James left. The color guy is Danny Kanell.

Wow, I thought that WAS James. He sounds exactly like him.

They don't sound at all alike to me.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Wow, this game is truly terrible.

 

[JaxBill]

I'm calling a defensive TD to win the game.

 

[culdeus]

I'm not sure if this one has 6OT if it goes over.

 

[Premier]

Wow, this game is truly terrible.

Where would you rank this amongst other Beef O Brady's Bowls St. Petersburg historically?

 

[bentley]

Great Craig James meme making the college football fan boards

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Wow, this game is truly terrible.

Where would you rank this amongst other Beef O Brady's Bowls St. Petersburg historically?

Probably 7th best ever Beef O'Brady Bowl

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Great Craig James meme making the college football fan boards

Holy ####

 

[Raider Nation]

I know nothing about Louisiana Tech's football team (other than they have great uniforms) this year.

But they are only getting 9 tomorrow night? Anybody else gonna bury TCU?

 

[Premier]

KingBammer629 postsHe only killed four. The fifth one was hit by a bus shortly after they were together.

 

[mquinnjr]

Great Craig James meme making the college football fan boards

I have been laughing to myself in my apartment for the last 10 minutes or so about the amount of time and effort it must have taken to post CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU on so many different news articles, as the first post, for it to trend on Google. The variations of how it is typed are equally as funny, reminds me of the 3 Wolf Moon and Tuscan Milk comments on Amazon.

 

[Abrantes]

Taking a shot every time Cato dumps it off to an RB.

 

[Raider Nation]

My favorite Marshall play so far is the one where Cato throws the ball to a receiver who is two inches away.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Great Craig James meme making the college football fan boards

 

[Doctor Detroit]

KingBammer629 postsHe only killed four. The fifth one was hit by a bus shortly after they were together.

This is an absolutely brilliant internet spam campaign.

You people are so ignorant. Show me one shred of evidence that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. This guilty until proven innocent crap has got to stop. The fact that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU has never been proven and yet you still continue to post that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, I mean give the poor guy a break. If CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU then I am sure there would have been some sort of investigation into whether CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. Now don’t get me wrong, if CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU I will recant my whole statement. But until it is proven I think we should all refrain from posted that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU until we know for a fact CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. I will now get off my soapbox………….. By the way, CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

This thing is gonna move up the google search list the more CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU is repeated. Genius.

 

[Raider Nation]

FIU should disband the program if they can't stop this offense.

 

[guru_007]

My favorite Marshall play so far is the one where Cato throws the ball to a receiver who is two inches away.

it's funny cause it's true

 

[Raider Nation]

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[Premier]

I can't believe I'm still watching this ####.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Nobody has produced a shred of proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU is false.

 

[Raider Nation]

I can't believe I'm still watching this ####.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

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[Abrantes]

One more flag! One more flag!

 

[Steve Tasker]

"Look, I think the guy is a #####, but there is no reason to think that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. What a silly rumor."

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Nobody has produced a shred of proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU is false.

As far as I know, CRAIG JAMES HAS NEVER DENIED CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

 

[Premier]

"3rd and a mile"

It's second and 16

 

[guru_007]

H2 is showing a really good Universe about God and the Universe. Has kept my interest the past hour.

Now, I'm going back to the thrilling ending of the Chef Boy Beef O'Grady and Son bowl

 

[Raider Nation]

Who is gonna start the thread about CRAIG JAMES KILLING FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?

Make sure to let everyone know the rumor is untrue. Don't want to sully the man's good name.

 

[guru_007]

Yet, my cable guide is calling this the St Petersburg Bowl. Interesting

 

[Steve Tasker]

Who is gonna start the thread about CRAIG JAMES KILLING FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?Make sure to let everyone know the rumor is untrue. Don't want to sully the man's good name.

One person should start it with a serious tone, then everyone else check in and talk about how it's untrue.

 

[guru_007]

Average drive length - 5 plays

1 red zone

15 punts

AWESOME

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Who is gonna start the thread about CRAIG JAMES KILLING FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?Make sure to let everyone know the rumor is untrue. Don't want to sully the man's good name.

One person should start it with a serious tone, then everyone else check in and talk about how it's untrue.

Someone pm this to BGP and let him run with it.

 

[Raider Nation]

Average drive length - 5 plays

1 red zone

15 punts

AWESOME

I noticed the total went from 51 to 49. Should have paid attention.Typically, bowl game totals go UP right before kickoff because people love to see offense.

 

[guru_007]

I'm going to lose this under. I can see this going deep into OT

 

[Abrantes]

Average drive length - 5 plays

1 red zone

15 punts

AWESOME

Average drive length for Craig James is killing five hookers.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This game is brutal. Did anyone watch Montana and Sam Houston State? Both those teams were a lot better than these two teams.

 

[Raider Nation]

It would be PERFECT if this game had 12 overtimes..... because nobody could score.

 

[guru_007]

And here we are in the 3rd ot...and what's that, FIU is going to punt on 4th and 5 from the 40?

 

[Raider Nation]

FIU needs to off themselves immediately.

 

[Abrantes]

Couldn't be more fitting.

 

[Premier]

"this is going to take a while to sort out!"

*click*

 

[guru_007]

Can't wait to see how this works itself out. RIVETING sports history here.

 

[guru_007]

Marshall first and ten from midfield after the block, nice.

 

[guru_007]

7:30 drive now for the 20 yards to end the game

 

[guru_007]

Oh, wait, fumble.....wtf.

 

[Raider Nation]

"And son, this here is the jersey I wore in the 2011 BEEF 'O' BRADY'S BOWL. See the patch right there?"