"Official" What do you need on Monday night thread (1 Viewer)

[The Gatekeeper]

I need Eli Manning to outscore Marion Barber by 13 points.

 

[smbroc]

down by 60 pts.

opponent has noone left.

I have Tiki and Eli.

their best week together, week 2, total 59 pts.

worst week together, week 3, total 40 pts.

Separately best week, 49 for Eli, 24 for Tiki.

Outside shot, but a long one.

 

[RageRhino]

toomer to get nothing and Plax to go for at least 2 TDs and 115 yards

oh well, sucks to lose.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Thanks to not being able to start Hines Ward (gotta love when a trade has to be voted on and the voters don't respond prior to kickoff), I am down 48 points with Terrell Owens, Tiki Barber and Osi Umenyiora going tonight. With Ward I would only be down 21...but if my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle.

So if I get three tds each from Barber and Owens (36 points), 8 receptions between those two (4 points) and 4 tackles and two sacks from Umenyiora (8 pts) I can pull off the biggest comeback in league history. Heck I get 3 bonus points at 100 yards rush/rec, so if both break the century mark with 4 catches each that would be 10 points then I would only need 5 touchdowns between them.

Needless to say none of this will happen so I will slink off to a 1-6 record. I hate this game.

 

[Righetti]

I need 14 points from Jay "Touchy" Feely.

won't happend

 

[Righetti]

3 points from T. Glenn (or 30 yds combined rush/rec)...

you win

 

[Righetti]

I need 3 TDs from T.O. again.

chances are slim

 

[Righetti]

I am up by 24 going into Monday Night, and here's what I need to have happen:(Eli Manning + T. Owens) < (Witten + (my 24 pt. lead))

sorry man.. you are going to lose

 

[Righetti]

2 td's from Witten. Hasselbeck getting hurt kinda killed my chances.

sorry

 

[Righetti]

a Dallas win and the Dallas RB's to run wild

not enough info

 

[Righetti]

I have TO and the Boys D. Opponent has Plax, Eli, and Glenn. I'm currently up by 30. Anything could happen...

my predictionsyou will lose .. but it will be close... you'll be watching TV till 12:05AM in anticipation

 

[Righetti]

Jacobs to stay out of the endzone. That's all. That meaningless two-point conversion to Cooley with 18 seconds to go put me ahead by 1 point.

70% chances are you will lose

 

[Righetti]

Jacobs to stay out of the endzone. That's all. That meaningless two-point conversion to Cooley with 18 seconds to go put me ahead by 1 point.

i am down by 36 have vandy and eli

VICTORY

 

[Righetti]

Toomer to get at least 4-50-1

you my friend.. will be 4-3 at the end of this week

 

[Righetti]

I'm up 12, need witten to score a couple of TD's. He has glenn and tiki.

you will lose

 

[Steelnation]

Plax to not get 130 yards and 2 tds!

 

[Righetti]

I need T.Glenn to score less than 20pts in a no PPR league

you will win

 

[Righetti]

200 yds +2 TDs for Tikiand nothing for Shockey....

you are out of luck

 

[Righetti]

I am tied and I have Bledsoe and my opponent has Plax.

Bledsoe will outscore Plaxyou will win

 

[Righetti]

I'm up by 7 with T Glenn to go,he still has shockey and toomer.close call.

i agreeI think you will winRighetti predictionGlenn and Toomer will cancel each other outand Shockey won't go for 7

 

[Righetti]

Toomer to get at least 4-50-1

Toomer NOT to get 250 yards and 6 TDs.

VICTORY

 

[Righetti]

TO and lot's of TO.Lot's of Eli as well.

I am afraid that there won't be enough TO and Eli in a lifetime for you

 

[Righetti]

I am up by 4, he has Cowboys D, and I have Plax. I need Tiki/Jacobs/Manning to go off yardage wise. If you give up 150 rushing or 300 passing, defense loses 5 pts.

you will lose

 

[Righetti]

3 TD (couple over 50 yards would be nice as they are worth 9 points) and over 200 yds rushing by Julius Jones.I'm holding my breath

start drinkingdon't stop

 

[Righetti]

Would 28 points from Jay Feely be asking too much?

yes, way to much

 

[Righetti]

I need Julius Jones and Vanderjagt to outscore Giants Defense by 86 in WCOFF. :( Opponent had McNabb, Tomlinson, Kevin Jones, Addai, Andre Johnson, Wayne, Welker, Crumpler and Longwell and put up 201 with Giants D playing tonight.

way to complicatednext

 

[Righetti]

I need Glenn and Cowboys D to outscore everyone in the history of fantasy football as I played against Ward, Crumpler, Chester Taylor, and Westbrook...

you have a bad life

 

[Hands_on_the_Heisman]

I need Bledsoe to throw at least 2 tds and 250yds.

Plus... I need either Barber or Jacobs to rack up about 50 and a touch.

Any ideas on who is the best opportunity for that? I'm going with Barber currently due to the press Tiki's getting -- I'm thinking this will be his TD breakout game.

But, that being said you never know.

Basically... I need 36 points from Drew + Barber or Jacobs

 

[Righetti]

Im up by 10. My opponent has Plaxico, I have TO. Im sure this will be much closer then I want it to be

you will winbecause he will lose

 

[Righetti]

14 points from Dallas Defense do i have a chance?

no

 

[Righetti]

I need 11 pts or less from Plaxico, as I'm up 12.So, if he scores a td, he can't break 75 yards in our league.

Plax will break your heart

 

[Righetti]

I need Burress and T.O. to outscore Julius Jones by at least 10 points.

you will win

 

[Righetti]

Six 50 yard FG's from Vandy...

Jason Elam maybeVandy no

 

[Righetti]

7 points from the idiot kicker

DINGyou win

 

[Righetti]

Ummmm, I essentially need Bledsoe, Glenn, and the Dallas D to get shutout.

no chance

 

[Righetti]

Tiki Barber to explode -- 200 yrds rushing, 100 yrds recieving, 3 TDs...:sigh:

sorry mantonight you will and your opponent will

 

[Righetti]

Think there is any chance the Giants defense outscores Manning?

a chance? yesa very very very very very small one

 

[JayMan]

I've got TO and Plaxico going... opponent is done... I'm down 30...

1pt/20yds + ppr + 6pts/TD...

combo of:

3TDs or

10recpt / 200yds / 2TDs or

15recpt / 180yds / 1TD or

20recpt / 200yds...

slim... looking at the 5 five games both guys played... 7 out of the 25 combos gives 30 or more points...

 

[Righetti]

What kind of number do you guys think Tiki and Witten wll but up to night ? I am up by 4.5 and i got Tiki and Witten and the other guy has Shockey Rushing Yards (20 yards per point) Rushing Touchdowns (6) Reception Yards (20 yards per point) Reception Touchdowns (6)

If today was your championship game.. you would be sleeping with a D-Cup

 

[Righetti]

I need 14 points from Jay "Touchy" Feely.

I need 28 so I am hoping for some fake field goal attempts.

go to the movies tonight

 

[TheLaw]

 

[Righetti]

I need Shockey and Roy Williams to outscore Julius Jones and Jay Feely by more than 5 points.I'm dead meat.

you are fried

 

[Righetti]

4TD combined from Terry Glenn and M. Barber III.I'm screwed

you will get 2 td's

 

[Righetti]

League 1-Up by 5 and have Tiki. He has Eli and Shockey. League 2-Down by 3 and have Tiki, Henry, Williams. He has Toomer and Coefield.So, needless to say, LETS GO TIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiki Barber only has aboiut 10 total NFL games leftthis will be a big onedrink up big guy

 

[Righetti]

i need TO and shockey to combine for less than 7 points.

sorry man.. Giants secondary sucks

 

[Righetti]

Vanderjagt vs. Tiki -14

you will have a long night..

 

[Righetti]

Down by 55. I have both Bledsoe and Owens so 3 TDs from Bledsoe to "the player" would be pretty nice

you will not have this kind of lucksorry man

 

[Righetti]

Plaxico > NYG DST+10

I need somebody helpnot just anybody helpyou know i need somebody.. HEEEEELPwhen I was younger, so much younger than todayI never needed help in any way

 

[Righetti]

I need Eli Manning to outscore Marion Barber by 13 points.

in the bag

 

[Righetti]

down by 60 pts.opponent has noone left.I have Tiki and Eli.their best week together, week 2, total 59 pts.worst week together, week 3, total 40 pts.Separately best week, 49 for Eli, 24 for Tiki.Outside shot, but a long one.

i have a headacheand you will too after tonight