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1. STL - Sam Bradford, QB -- Because if you don't have a QB, you don't have shyte. If they think he's a franchise QB, then they have no choice but to take him.
2. DET - Ndamukong Suh, DT -- It's a new time in DET. A time for defense. They can get by for one more year with Backus.
3. TB - Gerald McCoy, DT -- They want Warren Sapp. But they won't find him here. But McCoy should be good enough.
4. WAS - Russell Okung, LT -- I'm not 100% they go with an OL. That's a pick for the future, not a win now pick. And we know they're in win now mode. But if they do, it's likely Okung.
5. CLE - Eric Berry, S -- (traded with Kansas City for #7, and #71) Holmgren gets his guy. Instant impact. Too bad all he's gonna be doing is chasing guys down from behind...
6. SEA - Trent Williams, LT - They need line help, and hopefully they have a true value on Bulaga.
7. KC -- Jimmy Clausen, QB - Piloi is man enough to admit his mistakes and move on. This is the last time the Chiefs will get a shot at a franchise QB for a while.
8. PIT - Dez Bryant, WR -- (traded with OAK for Roethlisberger and #69) Since the Steelers picked up Gradkowski in the swap with OAK, they go after a top WR in the first step of their rebuild.
9. BUF - Bruce Campbell, LT -- Just horrendous blocking last year leads BUF to go with an upgrade to the OL. Which should be helpful to soon-to-be starting QB Tyler Thigpen.
10. JAX - CJ Spiller, RB -- It seems crazy, but I can see it. Spiller and MJD, rippin shyte up in JAX. You can argue for a pass rusher all you want, but they need to put points on the board.
11. DEN - Rolando McClain, LB -- With Dez off the board, Broncos reach for a two down ILB.
12. MIA - Ryan Matthews, RB -- Why? Well, cause sometimes it's fun to put Phish in a world of hurt. But really, your two RBs are 32 and 29. Hillard is not the answer. And they didn't sign Marshall to a two year deal.
13. SF - Joe Haden, CB -- They need to upgrade their secondary. And here's the answer.
14. SEA - Earl Thomas, S -- With both RBs gone, and having already drafted an OL, SEA gets an overrated gift in the form of Earl Thomas.
15. NYG - Derrick Morgan, DE -- With Osi Umenyiora soon to be traded, Morgan fits a soon to be need.
16. TEN - Brandon Graham, DE -- Edge pressure. Done.
17. SF - Anthony Davis, OL -- They took Haden because they could risk him falling, so now they improve their OL as well. Very good draft.
18. PIT - Maurkice Pouncey, C/G -- First time a guard is taken in the first round in three years. But provides a quick upgrade to the RG spot, giving a little more time for Dixon or Gradkowski to get the ball to Dez.
19. ATL - Jason Pierre-Paul, DE -- JPP has slipped a bit, but won't slip any further.
20. HOU - Kyle Wilson, CB -- They don't get Matthews, but they do get Marshawn Lynch in a trade with BUF for HOU's #81. Wilson becomes a solid contributor exactly where they need one.
21. CIN - Jermaine Greshem, TE -- Even though CIN doesn't use their TE much, his supposed "upside" is probably too much for them to pass up.
22. NEP - Sergio Kindle, LB -- Nothing special , but shoudl get the job done.
23. GB - Bryan Bulaga, OL - After repeated demands from Rodgers to the GB FO of "draft me a lineman or GTFO", GB complies.
24. PHI - Jerry Hughes, DE -- Another edge rusher off the board. Nothing special, but could excel in PHI's scheme.
25. BAL - Rob Gronkowski, TE -- How old is Todd Heap? 45?
26. ARI - Demaryius Thomas, WR -- ARI swings and misses.
27. DAL - Taylor Mays, S -- They could use him, but he'll disappoint if he goes this high.
28. SD - Jared Odrick, DE -- Holes all over that line in SD. This will plug one of them. Will have to move up in Round 2 (or back in to Round 1) to secure a RB.
29. NYJ - Devin McCourty, CB -- Someone has to be decent to play opposite of Revis Island.
30. MIN - Roger Saffold, OT -- I can see this going one of two ways. One, MIN does what I think they'll do and take Saffold. Two, SD trades back in to round 1 (#40 and #126) and takes Best.
31. IND - Mike Iupati, G -- IND needs help on the OL, and the FO knows it.
32. NO - Sean Weatherspoon, LB -- Good fit for the NO defense, which could stand to improve a bit.
There ya go boys. Enjoy.
**on the PIT pick at #8...don't start with the "PIT isn't gonna draft an iffy character guy like Bryant after the Big Ben thing". totally and completely different. Bryant's not out there screwing chicks in port-a-potties. He might be slightly immature, but probably more mature than Ben at this point.
2. DET - Ndamukong Suh, DT -- It's a new time in DET. A time for defense. They can get by for one more year with Backus.
3. TB - Gerald McCoy, DT -- They want Warren Sapp. But they won't find him here. But McCoy should be good enough.
4. WAS - Russell Okung, LT -- I'm not 100% they go with an OL. That's a pick for the future, not a win now pick. And we know they're in win now mode. But if they do, it's likely Okung.
5. CLE - Eric Berry, S -- (traded with Kansas City for #7, and #71) Holmgren gets his guy. Instant impact. Too bad all he's gonna be doing is chasing guys down from behind...
6. SEA - Trent Williams, LT - They need line help, and hopefully they have a true value on Bulaga.
7. KC -- Jimmy Clausen, QB - Piloi is man enough to admit his mistakes and move on. This is the last time the Chiefs will get a shot at a franchise QB for a while.
8. PIT - Dez Bryant, WR -- (traded with OAK for Roethlisberger and #69) Since the Steelers picked up Gradkowski in the swap with OAK, they go after a top WR in the first step of their rebuild.
9. BUF - Bruce Campbell, LT -- Just horrendous blocking last year leads BUF to go with an upgrade to the OL. Which should be helpful to soon-to-be starting QB Tyler Thigpen.
10. JAX - CJ Spiller, RB -- It seems crazy, but I can see it. Spiller and MJD, rippin shyte up in JAX. You can argue for a pass rusher all you want, but they need to put points on the board.
11. DEN - Rolando McClain, LB -- With Dez off the board, Broncos reach for a two down ILB.
12. MIA - Ryan Matthews, RB -- Why? Well, cause sometimes it's fun to put Phish in a world of hurt. But really, your two RBs are 32 and 29. Hillard is not the answer. And they didn't sign Marshall to a two year deal.
13. SF - Joe Haden, CB -- They need to upgrade their secondary. And here's the answer.
14. SEA - Earl Thomas, S -- With both RBs gone, and having already drafted an OL, SEA gets an overrated gift in the form of Earl Thomas.
15. NYG - Derrick Morgan, DE -- With Osi Umenyiora soon to be traded, Morgan fits a soon to be need.
16. TEN - Brandon Graham, DE -- Edge pressure. Done.
17. SF - Anthony Davis, OL -- They took Haden because they could risk him falling, so now they improve their OL as well. Very good draft.
18. PIT - Maurkice Pouncey, C/G -- First time a guard is taken in the first round in three years. But provides a quick upgrade to the RG spot, giving a little more time for Dixon or Gradkowski to get the ball to Dez.
19. ATL - Jason Pierre-Paul, DE -- JPP has slipped a bit, but won't slip any further.
20. HOU - Kyle Wilson, CB -- They don't get Matthews, but they do get Marshawn Lynch in a trade with BUF for HOU's #81. Wilson becomes a solid contributor exactly where they need one.
21. CIN - Jermaine Greshem, TE -- Even though CIN doesn't use their TE much, his supposed "upside" is probably too much for them to pass up.
22. NEP - Sergio Kindle, LB -- Nothing special , but shoudl get the job done.
23. GB - Bryan Bulaga, OL - After repeated demands from Rodgers to the GB FO of "draft me a lineman or GTFO", GB complies.
24. PHI - Jerry Hughes, DE -- Another edge rusher off the board. Nothing special, but could excel in PHI's scheme.
25. BAL - Rob Gronkowski, TE -- How old is Todd Heap? 45?
26. ARI - Demaryius Thomas, WR -- ARI swings and misses.
27. DAL - Taylor Mays, S -- They could use him, but he'll disappoint if he goes this high.
28. SD - Jared Odrick, DE -- Holes all over that line in SD. This will plug one of them. Will have to move up in Round 2 (or back in to Round 1) to secure a RB.
29. NYJ - Devin McCourty, CB -- Someone has to be decent to play opposite of Revis Island.
30. MIN - Roger Saffold, OT -- I can see this going one of two ways. One, MIN does what I think they'll do and take Saffold. Two, SD trades back in to round 1 (#40 and #126) and takes Best.
31. IND - Mike Iupati, G -- IND needs help on the OL, and the FO knows it.
32. NO - Sean Weatherspoon, LB -- Good fit for the NO defense, which could stand to improve a bit.
There ya go boys. Enjoy.
**on the PIT pick at #8...don't start with the "PIT isn't gonna draft an iffy character guy like Bryant after the Big Ben thing". totally and completely different. Bryant's not out there screwing chicks in port-a-potties. He might be slightly immature, but probably more mature than Ben at this point.
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