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One fry for the rest of your life (1 Viewer)

One fry for the rest of your life

  • Steak fries

    Votes: 29 15.7%

  • Seasoned fries

    Votes: 20 10.8%

  • Curly fries

    Votes: 23 12.4%

  • Shoe string fried

    Votes: 15 8.1%

  • Crinkle cut fries

    Votes: 13 7.0%

  • Sweet potato fries

    Votes: 11 5.9%

  • Bk chicken fries

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Smothered fries (any smothering but must smother can't unsmother)

    Votes: 9 4.9%

  • Thick cut fries

    Votes: 4 2.2%

  • Waffle cut fries

    Votes: 25 13.5%

  • Fast food fries

    Votes: 20 10.8%

  • Homemade fries (must be made by you every time)

    Votes: 3 1.6%

  • Hand cut fries

    Votes: 10 5.4%

  • Andy capp pub fries

    Votes: 3 1.6%
  • Total voters
    185
This thread has upset me all day.  I don't want to live in this world of one fry.

Still deciding among steak fries (usual favorite), smothered because poutine, and curly fries.  Mr krista immediately voted hand-cut due to the best-ever fries we had in Belgium.

 
I can't imagine giving up french fries just to get poutine.  I love poutine.  When we were younger we used to road trip up to Montreal on the weekends  I've done a lot of stupid things to get poutine.  Sometimes I did things I thought would get me poutine and talked my way right out of poutine in the process.  But giving up french fries forever?   I think I'd rather give up poutine.   It's not like I even get poutine that often anymore.   

 
bostonfred said:
Steak fries hold ketchup better than any other fry.   You don't have to grab 3 of them to dip them in ketchup.   You can dip one at a time and get the exact fry to ketchup ratio you want on every bite.   And with all that surface area they're perfect for catching salt so you don't get one bland fry one time and one salty one the next.  They're the perfect fried potato food. 
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Fred, this is that one time in a hundred where you dead wrong.

 
Fast food fries is the obvious answer. You can get shoestring fries (McDonald's), waffle fries (Chick Fil-A), seasoned fries (Bojangles), crinkle cut fries (Shake Shack), curly fries (Arby's), smothered fries (In N Out), and a giant bag of store cut (hand cut?) fries (Five Guys). And that is just off the top of my head, with many other places to choose from besides those I named.

The poll is flawed by the addition of fast food fries.

 
Just Win Baby said:
Fast food fries is the obvious answer. You can get shoestring fries (McDonald's), waffle fries (Chick Fil-A), seasoned fries (Bojangles), crinkle cut fries (Shake Shack), curly fries (Arby's), smothered fries (In N Out), and a giant bag of store cut (hand cut?) fries (Five Guys). And that is just off the top of my head, with many other places to choose from besides those I named.

The poll is flawed by the addition of fast food fries.
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Ok I'm back to my original vote.

Quote below is because this site's mobile quoting system remains impossible months later. 

lardonastick said:
The smothered crowd swayed me. I wanna change my vote.
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Curly fries for me. I like it when you get the one with about 12 curls. I dip it in a little bit of ketchup then shove the whole thing in my face like a python. Sometimes I hold my head back and let it dangle like an accordion just to piss my wife off because I'm an awful person  

I saw a heathen break one of those long ones up into two pieces once and I never spoke with them again. Every Mother's Day she expects a call, but we all have rules mom. 

 
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Steak fries have the biggest margin for error. I've had awful steak fries. You have to know what you're doing with those. Seasoned fries can be terrible as well. No bigger disappointment when you ask for fries and get awful seasoned fries.  You can't not eat them but it's an angry chew.

 
Henry Ford said:
There is a restaurant called "Acme Oyster House" in New Orleans.  They serve a dish called "Boo Fries."  

Boo Fries are french fries topped with shredded cheese, roast beef debris, and gravy.

Assuming these fit under "smothered fries" they are the only fries I will ever need again.
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That sounds like I need to change my vote.  

 
RUSF18 said:
Steak and waffle are probably my favorite but they also can get screwed up easier. I'd just take the standard fast food fry. If I'm stuck with one of anything for the rest of my life I'll go high floor/low ceiling over low floor/high ceiling. 
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Absolutely no such thing. 

 
Waffle cut was an easy #1 for me.

However, if Penn Station's fries were on the list that would've been my vote and I'd have created 100 aliases to push it to the top.  Maybe "fast food fries" was where I should've voted, but that was too general.  I didn't want to be lumped in with the weirdos that think boxed fries are the best.

 
doowain said:
Waffle cut was an easy #1 for me.

However, if Penn Station's fries were on the list that would've been my vote and I'd have created 100 aliases to push it to the top.  Maybe "fast food fries" was where I should've voted, but that was too general.  I didn't want to be lumped in with the weirdos that think boxed fries are the best.
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I was excited but confused, wondering where this great fries stand is in Penn Station that I never saw before. Then I googled to find the answer myself.

:thumbdown:

 
RUSF18 said:
I was excited but confused, wondering where this great fries stand is in Penn Station that I never saw before. Then I googled to find the answer myself.

:thumbdown:
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You already have pizza.  You don't get fries too.  Stop being greedy.

 
I choose waffle, then immediately had buyers remorse and wish I went with curly. I'm screwed forever now ; (

 
Not sure how steak fries are winning this, they are at the bottom for me.  I went with waffle fries, although curly fries are pretty close.

 
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