Umenyiora Kids With the Media: DE Osi Umenyiora, who has been much more forthcoming to the media this year, read the following tongue-in-cheek, hand-written statement to reporters yesterday at Giants Stadium: "I, Chief Osi Umenyiora, have officially declared myself to be the best defensive end in the NFL. To prove that fact, I will have one of the best seasons ever by a defensive end. If not, I will jump off the George Washington Bridge. I do not want to jump off the George Washington Bridge because it would be detrimental to my health. Thanks for listening."