Over 40 monkeys escape from research lab and are on the loose in South Carolina (1 Viewer)

[FarFromHome]

I just read all of them were females.

Life finds a way.

Just gonna say this. Having them all females is actually worse case scenario. Life does find a way Andy. 40 possible wombs just hit the market.

Probably mating with the florida anacondas as we post. An army of snake-apes is a few months away.

The breeding habits of those damn pythons immediately came to mind. Actually breeding with them to create a super python monkey? Its a chilling possibility. We need these monkeys under control.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I just read all of them were females.

Life finds a way.

Just gonna say this. Having them all females is actually worse case scenario. Life does find a way Andy. 40 possible wombs just hit the market.

Probably mating with the florida anacondas as we post. An army of snake-apes is a few months away.

The breeding habits of those damn pythons immediately came to mind. Actually breeding with them to create a super python monkey? Its a chilling possibility. We need these monkeys under control.

I, for one, welcome our new snape overlords.

 

[jhib]

I just read all of them were females.

Life finds a way.

Just gonna say this. Having them all females is actually worse case scenario. Life does find a way Andy. 40 possible wombs just hit the market.

Probably mating with the florida anacondas as we post. An army of snake-apes is a few months away.

The breeding habits of those damn pythons immediately came to mind. Actually breeding with them to create a super python monkey? Its a chilling possibility. We need these monkeys under control.

I, for one, welcome our new snape overlords.

First thing I pictured

And he's no joke.

 

[Gatorade]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

 

[Dezbelief]

Gatormonkeys

 

[Dezbelief]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

 

[Harry Frogfish]

I just read all of them were females.

I could see one of those guys from Moonshiners getting a little bored between batches and giving it a go. I reckon Tickle would bat leadoff.

 

[beer 30]

I just read all of them were females.

Then I'd suggest they start their search at the nearest Target.

 

[Parrothead]

I just read all of them were females.

Then I'd suggest they start their search at the nearest Target.

oof.. imagine 43 'Karen' monkeys at Target

 

[Buckna]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Syfy just got the inspiration for their next Sharknado-esque TV movie. It will be the event of the century!

 

[Galileo]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

 

[beer 30]

I just read all of them were females.

Then I'd suggest they start their search at the nearest Target.

oof.. imagine 43 'Karen' monkeys at Target

Welcome to Steele Creek, NC

 

[Max Power]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Syfy just got the inspiration for their next Sharknado-esque TV movie. It will be the event of the century!

sadly, I'll put these horrible B movies on in the background while I play on my phone because I don't have to pay attention to them and my kids will actually sit and watch because they can't get over how dumb they are.

Shartopus
Piranhaconda
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

My local news showed an outdoor shot of the area that included electric fences. Apparently they could read the warning signs and instead exited through the employee parking lot.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Why do they bother testing on animals anymore? Americans don't even do vaccinations anymore. Leave the poor animals alone.

I mean, anybody who can read knows it’s clear that they’re testing it on us now.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Stop throwing poo in the FFA

 

[Gatorade]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

A worker there went in the cage and didn't close it good behind them. Luckily only 43 escaped. Supposedly there are about 6000 monkeys there. At least this is in a very rural area.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

A worker there went in the cage and didn't close it good behind them. Luckily only 43 escaped. Supposedly there are about 6000 monkeys there. At least this is in a very rural area.

I swear this is the plot of Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Luckily the 'necks down there will gladly take of the issue.

This is what happens when you try to be more humane by allowing the monkeys a movie night.

 

[FarFromHome]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

A worker there went in the cage and didn't close it good behind them. Luckily only 43 escaped. Supposedly there are about 6000 monkeys there. At least this is in a very rural area.

6000 monkeys in that space? What the holy hell. What could go wrong? Why do we need 6000 monkeys in a lab. 6000? This has become way more serious then I thought.

 

[timschochet]

whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

Hey if that were possible it should have been done BEFORE the election.


Just a joke….don’t suspend me!! Just kidding around….

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

"Macaques, wait!"

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Syfy just got the inspiration for their next Sharknado-esque TV movie. It will be the event of the century!

sadly, I'll put these horrible B movies on in the background while I play on my phone because I don't have to pay attention to them and my kids will actually sit and watch because they can't get over how dumb they are.

Shartopus
Piranhaconda
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

You are looking for the movie Under Paris (Sous la Seine).

To save Paris from a bloodbath, a grieving scientist is forced to face her tragic past when a giant shark appears in the Seine.

It was on Netflix. Really. I watched it. I could feel my IQ going down.

 

[Buckna]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Syfy just got the inspiration for their next Sharknado-esque TV movie. It will be the event of the century!

sadly, I'll put these horrible B movies on in the background while I play on my phone because I don't have to pay attention to them and my kids will actually sit and watch because they can't get over how dumb they are.

Shartopus
Piranhaconda
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

I'm still waiting for Syfy to steal the idea from a Modern Family episode and make Croctopus.

 

[loser]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Syfy just got the inspiration for their next Sharknado-esque TV movie. It will be the event of the century!

sadly, I'll put these horrible B movies on in the background while I play on my phone because I don't have to pay attention to them and my kids will actually sit and watch because they can't get over how dumb they are.

Shartopus
Piranhaconda
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

This one sounds... unappealing.

 

[Golden Gopher]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Syfy just got the inspiration for their next Sharknado-esque TV movie. It will be the event of the century!

sadly, I'll put these horrible B movies on in the background while I play on my phone because I don't have to pay attention to them and my kids will actually sit and watch because they can't get over how dumb they are.

Shartopus
Piranhaconda
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

This one sounds... unappealing.

Pretty sure there's a Netflix series about that kind of stuff. Sex Stories Gone Wrong or something like that.

 

[beer 30]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

A worker there went in the cage and didn't close it good behind them. Luckily only 43 escaped. Supposedly there are about 6000 monkeys there. At least this is in a very rural area.

6000 monkeys in that space? What the holy hell. What could go wrong? Why do we need 6000 monkeys in a lab. 6000? This has become way more serious then I thought.

DUDE!!!!

What were they using the monkeys to test? According to its website, Alpha Gensis breeds monkeys and provides "nonhuman primate products and bio-research services" across the globe. The company's clinical trials reportedly include research on progressive brain disorders.

Plot of Rise of the Planet of the Apes
At the story's heart is Caesar, a chimpanzee who gains human-like intelligence and emotions from an experimental drug. Raised like a child by the drug's creator, Will Rodman and a primatologist Caroline Aranha, Caesar ultimately finds himself taken from the humans he loves and imprisoned in an ape sanctuary in San Bruno. Seeking justice for his fellow inmates, Caesar gives the fellow apes the same drug that he inherited. He then assembles a simian army and escapes the sanctuary - putting man and ape on a collision course that could change the planet forever.

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

 

[Buckna]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Syfy just got the inspiration for their next Sharknado-esque TV movie. It will be the event of the century!

sadly, I'll put these horrible B movies on in the background while I play on my phone because I don't have to pay attention to them and my kids will actually sit and watch because they can't get over how dumb they are.

Shartopus
Piranhaconda
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

This one sounds... unappealing.

Pretty sure there's a Netflix series about that kind of stuff. Sex Stories Gone Wrong or something like that.

Sounds like a Real Sex episode on HBO.

It's too bad, but I don't think those are around anymore, I think they purged most of their adult content a few years ago to clean up their image.

 

[FarFromHome]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

A worker there went in the cage and didn't close it good behind them. Luckily only 43 escaped. Supposedly there are about 6000 monkeys there. At least this is in a very rural area.

6000 monkeys in that space? What the holy hell. What could go wrong? Why do we need 6000 monkeys in a lab. 6000? This has become way more serious then I thought.

DUDE!!!!

What were they using the monkeys to test? According to its website, Alpha Gensis breeds monkeys and provides "nonhuman primate products and bio-research services" across the globe. The company's clinical trials reportedly include research on progressive brain disorders.

Plot of Rise of the Planet of the Apes
At the story's heart is Caesar, a chimpanzee who gains human-like intelligence and emotions from an experimental drug. Raised like a child by the drug's creator, Will Rodman and a primatologist Caroline Aranha, Caesar ultimately finds himself taken from the humans he loves and imprisoned in an ape sanctuary in San Bruno. Seeking justice for his fellow inmates, Caesar gives the fellow apes the same drug that he inherited. He then assembles a simian army and escapes the sanctuary - putting man and ape on a collision course that could change the planet forever.

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Best.
Thread.
Ever.

 

[The Duff Man]

This story is bananas.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Sounds like a Real Sex episode on HBO.

It's too bad, but I don't think those are around anymore, I think they purged most of their adult content a few years ago to clean up their image.

Yep. It sucks. There are a bunch of those I'd like to re-watch.

 

[Max Power]

“They are very social monkeys and they travel in groups, so when the first couple go out the door the others tend to just follow right along,” Alpha Genesis CEO Greg Westergaard told CBS News.

Westergaard said his main goal is to have the monkeys returned safely with no other problems. “I think they are having an adventure,” he said.

The monkeys on Friday were exploring the outer fence of the Alpha Genesis compound and are cooing at the monkeys inside, police said in a statement.

The escaped monkeys are now communicating with monkeys still captured....

 

[Parrothead]

“They are very social monkeys and they travel in groups, so when the first couple go out the door the others tend to just follow right along,” Alpha Genesis CEO Greg Westergaard told CBS News.

Westergaard said his main goal is to have the monkeys returned safely with no other problems. “I think they are having an adventure,” he said.

The monkeys on Friday were exploring the outer fence of the Alpha Genesis compound and are cooing at the monkeys inside, police said in a statement.

The escaped monkeys are now communicating with monkeys still captured....

"Hey ladies- we're alll heading to Starbucks- you want us to bring you something?"

 

[Galileo]

This thread has been a fun read...great comments along the way. Seriously though, this had to be someone deliberately letting them go, right? I could see someone's negligence leading to 1 or 2 somehow escaping, but 43 of them? This was planned and deliberate. Now, if it was planned and executed by the monkeys themselves, whatever meds we were testing on them should immediately be given to humans to raise the general intelligence of the population.

A worker there went in the cage and didn't close it good behind them. Luckily only 43 escaped. Supposedly there are about 6000 monkeys there. At least this is in a very rural area.

6000 monkeys in that space? What the holy hell. What could go wrong? Why do we need 6000 monkeys in a lab. 6000? This has become way more serious then I thought.

sample size

 

[Terminalxylem]

I knew there was an island around here with nothing but monkeys on it. I didn't know there was a research facility at the other end of the county with monkeys. I'm not worried. If they come this way, the gators in my yard will get them first.

Gator-apes

Ma-crocs.

 

[Gatorade]

Any monkey sightings yet ?

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

Any of them found?

 

[Mister CIA]

Every time I see this thread bumped I'm going to think Alex Honnold was eaten by monkeys.

 

[Buckna]

Sounds like a Real Sex episode on HBO.

It's too bad, but I don't think those are around anymore, I think they purged most of their adult content a few years ago to clean up their image.

Yep. It sucks. There are a bunch of those I'd like to re-watch.

They were... definitely interesting at times. Some classic episodes but it was always a dice roll on the episodes content.

"Oh look, Real Sex is coming on. Please be a good episode, please be a good episode... Aww crap, it's Penis Puppeteer's...."

 

[fatness]

The escaped monkeys are being fed outside the fence and are interacting with other monkeys inside the fence, but people have been unable to lure them back into the enclosure.

With video.

 

[belljr]

Was Matthew Broderick involved?

 

[FarFromHome]

Any updates? Any monkeys killing humans? Any sighting of them clothing themselves and learning to drive? Those are thing that should cause concern..

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Any updates? Any monkeys killing humans? Any sighting of them clothing themselves and learning to drive? Those are thing that should cause concern..

I don't know how many of you have the Twitch app, but if you do you can see video of an orangutan driving a golf cart. Quite disturbing.

 

[FarFromHome]

Any updates? Any monkeys killing humans? Any sighting of them clothing themselves and learning to drive? Those are thing that should cause concern..

I don't know how many of you have the Twitch app, but if you do you can see video of an orangutan driving a golf cart. Quite disturbing.

That's my concern. They learn to drive and they become nearly impossible to contain.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Sounds like a Real Sex episode on HBO.

It's too bad, but I don't think those are around anymore, I think they purged most of their adult content a few years ago to clean up their image.

Yep. It sucks. There are a bunch of those I'd like to re-watch.

They were... definitely interesting at times. Some classic episodes but it was always a dice roll on the episodes content.

"Oh look, Real Sex is coming on. Please be a good episode, please be a good episode... Aww crap, it's Penis Puppeteer's...."

I liked that episode. Would watch again.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Any updates? Any monkeys killing humans? Any sighting of them clothing themselves and learning to drive? Those are thing that should cause concern..

I don't know how many of you have the Twitch app, but if you do you can see video of an orangutan driving a golf cart. Quite disturbing.

That's my concern. They learn to drive and they become nearly impossible to contain.

They could always hop a train. Driving is extra.

 

[belljr]

Any updates? Any monkeys killing humans? Any sighting of them clothing themselves and learning to drive? Those are thing that should cause concern..

I don't know how many of you have the Twitch app, but if you do you can see video of an orangutan driving a golf cart. Quite disturbing.

That's my concern. They learn to drive and they become nearly impossible to contain.

Bro they can fly planes

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[Dr_Zaius]

I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z...

You rang?

 

[fatness]

Oh no, they caught Kenny!

"One of 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina has been recovered unharmed, officials said Saturday.
Many of the others are still located a few yards from the property, jumping back and forth over the facility’s fence, police said in a statement."

Here come 42 taunting penalties.

 

[Buckna]

I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z...

You rang?

You finally made a monkey out of me!

 

[dickey moe]

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