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Does the leader know sign language?
Here's your sign ....Does the leader know sign language?
Those were lizardsWas Matthew Broderick involved?
Those were lizardsWas Matthew Broderick involved?
The Monkeys are now in charge.Any updates?
Must avoid a TO...The Monkeys are now in charge.Any updates?
24 more renegade monkeys recaptured.Any updates?
I was surely not being political.Must avoid a TO...The Monkeys are now in charge.Any updates?
But as a monkey I approve.
So we caught the dumb ones. It's the ones we really have to worry about that are on the run. Ha ha24 more renegade monkeys recaptured.Any updates?
"Twenty-four monkeys were captured on Sunday, a day after another of the 43 escaped monkeys was recovered. A “sizeable group” remains active along the compound’s fence line and bedded down in the trees for the night, police in Yemassee, about 50 miles (80 kilometers) northeast of Savannah, Georgia, said in a statement. Veterinarians have been examining the animals and initial reports indicate they are all in good health, police said."
You've been money in this thread.So we caught the dumb ones. It's the ones we really have to worry about that are on the run. Ha ha24 more renegade monkeys recaptured.Any updates?
"Twenty-four monkeys were captured on Sunday, a day after another of the 43 escaped monkeys was recovered. A “sizeable group” remains active along the compound’s fence line and bedded down in the trees for the night, police in Yemassee, about 50 miles (80 kilometers) northeast of Savannah, Georgia, said in a statement. Veterinarians have been examining the animals and initial reports indicate they are all in good health, police said."
For sure. Can't say the same for what ran through my head but stayed there.I was surely not being political.Must avoid a TO...The Monkeys are now in charge.Any updates?
But as a monkey I approve.
Dude, it's not Louisiana.You know there are rednecks down here that googled Monkey Recipes and grabbed their shotguns.
Lived here all 60 years of my life. Trust me, there are those kind here.Dude, it's not Louisiana.You know there are rednecks down here that googled Monkey Recipes and grabbed their shotguns.
True enough.Lived here all 60 years of my life. Trust me, there are those kind here.Dude, it's not Louisiana.You know there are rednecks down here that googled Monkey Recipes and grabbed their shotguns.
Slow, and low......that is the temp-erature, and time, to break down tough monkey flesh. Perfect for the crockpot!You know there are rednecks down here that googled Monkey Recipes and grabbed their shotguns.
I have prepared accordingly in the upstate of SC. Should an offensive be mounted and move north, my personal war of aggression against the monkey invasion force will be appropriate.Just a reminder to people making jokes that monkeys pose a serious threat to humans. Wouldn't take em long to take over if they started to organize and take it seriously.
Start hoarding poo, gonna be a lot of flinging going onI have prepared accordingly in the upstate of SC. Should an offensive be mounted and move north, my personal war of aggression against the monkey invasion force will be appropriate.Just a reminder to people making jokes that monkeys pose a serious threat to humans. Wouldn't take em long to take over if they started to organize and take it seriously.
Reading this warms my heart. Way to many jokes in this thread. I prefer paramilitary actions. Appreciate you man. Onward.I have prepared accordingly in the upstate of SC. Should an offensive be mounted and move north, my personal war of aggression against the monkey invasion force will be appropriate.Just a reminder to people making jokes that monkeys pose a serious threat to humans. Wouldn't take em long to take over if they started to organize and take it seriously.
They have no idea the restraint they are asking those locals to exercise.Authorities have asked locals to refrain from operating drones there "as they can startle the animals and cause further stress."
I already imagine they're creating their own low-budget crocodile hunter knockoffs.They have no idea the restraint they are asking those locals to exercise.Authorities have asked locals to refrain from operating drones there "as they can startle the animals and cause further stress."
They might be reading the best sandwich forum to get ideas.NOW THEY ARE MAKING SANDWICHES?!@#!?@#?!@##@!?
Oh god, don't let them get to the cheese thread.They might be reading the best sandwich forum to get ideas.NOW THEY ARE MAKING SANDWICHES?!@#!?@#?!@##@!?
Laugh emoji.Oh god, don't let them get to the cheese thread.They might be reading the best sandwich forum to get ideas.NOW THEY ARE MAKING SANDWICHES?!@#!?@#?!@##@!?
Soon to be seen in Jersey Mike's ads. Danny Devito: I've been replaced by a monkeyThey might be reading the best sandwich forum to get ideas.NOW THEY ARE MAKING SANDWICHES?!@#!?@#?!@##@!?
Soon to be seen in Jersey Mike's ads. Danny Devito: I've been replaced by a monkeyThey might be reading the best sandwich forum to get ideas.NOW THEY ARE MAKING SANDWICHES?!@#!?@#?!@##@!?![]()
“Left turn, Clyde”That's my concern. They learn to drive and they become nearly impossible to contain.I don't know how many of you have the Twitch app, but if you do you can see video of an orangutan driving a golf cart. Quite disturbing.Any updates? Any monkeys killing humans? Any sighting of them clothing themselves and learning to drive? Those are thing that should cause concern..
Is it really the locals flying the drones or the monkeys planning their attack ?Down to 13 monkeys aka "the Sequel"
Authorities have asked locals to refrain from operating drones there "as they can startle the animals and cause further stress."
I love America. I'd print shirts that says "Keep the monkeys away from your daughters"A local company has printed t-shirts saying " Lab Monkey 5K Freedom Run" and has sold about 400 t-shirts so far. LOL
That's my concern. If you look at all conflicts in the history of mankind step one is gather information. These monkeys could very well be in step one. If that area all of sudden loses power we really need to act quickly.Is it really the locals flying the drones or the monkeys planning their attack ?Down to 13 monkeys aka "the Sequel"
Authorities have asked locals to refrain from operating drones there "as they can startle the animals and cause further stress."
Stay tuned.
Just a reminder to people making jokes that monkeys pose a serious threat to humans. Wouldn't take em long to take over if they started to organize and take it seriously.
Pretty sure all you need to do is publish a limit on monkeys in the local communities and the necks would take care of the problem. It's already deer season so they are in the woods already.That's my concern. If you look at all conflicts in the history of mankind step one is gather information. These monkeys could very well be in step one. If that area all of sudden loses power we really need to act quickly.Is it really the locals flying the drones or the monkeys planning their attack ?Down to 13 monkeys aka "the Sequel"
Authorities have asked locals to refrain from operating drones there "as they can startle the animals and cause further stress."
Stay tuned.
All of the escaped monkeys were femaleI love America. I'd print shirts that says "Keep the monkeys away from your daughters"A local company has printed t-shirts saying " Lab Monkey 5K Freedom Run" and has sold about 400 t-shirts so far. LOL
We don't judge around here, buddy.All of the escaped monkeys were femaleI love America. I'd print shirts that says "Keep the monkeys away from your daughters"A local company has printed t-shirts saying " Lab Monkey 5K Freedom Run" and has sold about 400 t-shirts so far. LOL
Ha ha. Right. It was mentioned above that life finds a way. I actually forgot all were female, but my ego is so large I'm standing by my comment. Ha haWe don't judge around here, buddy.All of the escaped monkeys were femaleI love America. I'd print shirts that says "Keep the monkeys away from your daughters"A local company has printed t-shirts saying " Lab Monkey 5K Freedom Run" and has sold about 400 t-shirts so far. LOL
This is why we need the laughing emoji.Ha ha. Right. It was mentioned above that life finds a way. I actually forgot all were female, but my ego is so large I'm standing by my comment. Ha haWe don't judge around here, buddy.All of the escaped monkeys were femaleI love America. I'd print shirts that says "Keep the monkeys away from your daughters"A local company has printed t-shirts saying " Lab Monkey 5K Freedom Run" and has sold about 400 t-shirts so far. LOL
You have to wonder how many bananas it took to pay him off.It has been determined that the enclosure the monkeys escaped from was new and in perfect working order. The employee that accidently left the gate open immediately walked off of the job and has not returned.
Tough read. As a dog owner of 3 and huge animal lover, this just feels sad so to me. Also just reads dark. Monkey Island? Wth.DUDE!!!!! Don't say you weren't warned. I'm going to go buy more ammo right now.
The escape, which occurred on Wednesday, Nov. 6, is the "latest in a long list of violations from this USDA and NIH-funded laboratory," said Nancy Mace, U.S. Rep. for South Carolina's 1st District, in a Tuesday statement.
“For years, Alpha Genesis has racked up federal contracts and taxpayer dollars while consistently violating animal welfare laws and exposing the public to dangerous escapes,” Mace said in a letter. “NIH and USDA need to step up and ensure South Carolinians don’t bear the risk of this lab's negligence.”
Approximately 5,000 monkeys bred for biomedical and scientific research are housed at two Alpha Genesis sites across the state.
"Housing over 10,000 primates, including 3,300 on NIH’s controversial Monkey Island, the lab has faced frequent federal citations for unsafe enclosures, poor veterinary care, and preventable animal deaths," Mace wrote. "Yet oversight remains minimal, with recent inspections confirming multiple violations, including escaped primates and fatal neglect."
Alpha Genesis primates, Mace alleges are "subjected to painful and deadly experiments involving dangerous pathogens and invasive procedures."