Pac Man Jones Never Used His Own Urine for Drug Tests (2 Viewers)

[Hot Sauce Guy]

this could cause quite the poop storm with NFLPA & testing practices.

IIRC the Wizinator incident kicked off a big change in testing when self-described “steal of the draft” Ontario Smith was caught with powdered urine & the device at an airport.

Could be another round of changes coming as a result of this. Jones likes to stay in the news, that’s for sure.

 

[menobrown]

To bad he did not get to share how he did it.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

To bad he did not get to share how he did it.

Yeah - I’m totally curious.

I’m assuming it was a tube attached To his junk and a hidden bladder.

 

[fatness]

Well that's a real pisser.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

If there’s enough incentive, someone could stick a catheter inside their own urethra and, instead of draining their own urine, instill ‘clean’ urine into their bladder.

You retain that urine until it’s time to go pee in a cup, and the urine that comes out is body temperature and completely clean. Violá

 

[Ray_T]

To bad he did not get to share how he did it.

Yeah - I’m totally curious.

I’m assuming it was a tube attached To his junk and a hidden bladder.

there are ways to do it. but if you have a phobia of needles it wont work for you.

yeah, you drain your urine before the test and then insert some clean urine belonging to someone else. you might pick up some trace amounts from any resitual urine you didnt pee out but if your bladder is full with the clean it should be drowned out.

thats the most likely method but there may be other ways. nothing is foolproof unfortunately but you do what you can.

 

[Snotbubbles]

If there’s enough incentive, someone could stick a catheter inside their own urethra and, instead of draining their own urine, instill ‘clean’ urine into their bladder.

You retain that urine until it’s time to go pee in a cup, and the urine that comes out is body temperature and completely clean. Violá

PorstheticRGK, you don't have any drugs in your system . . . but you're pregnant.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

could stick a catheter inside their own urethra

 

[Deamon]

If there’s enough incentive, someone could stick a catheter inside their own urethra and, instead of draining their own urine, instill ‘clean’ urine into their bladder.

You retain that urine until it’s time to go pee in a cup, and the urine that comes out is body temperature and completely clean. Violá

If only it was as easy as swapping the samples like Elaine did with Mrs. Seinfeld.

 

[dickey moe]

this could cause quite the poop storm

Wrong test.

 

[Snoopy]

If you get caught, urine trouble.

 

[Harjiran]

could stick a catheter inside their own urethra

Yeah I think I'd rather go ahead and fail the drug test.

 

[renesauz]

could stick a catheter inside their own urethra

Yeah I think I'd rather go ahead and fail the drug test.

really? it's quite easy to insert a small bore catheter in a healthy young man...VERY easy, and only mildly uncomfortable. Anyone who could stick a needle in their own vein could easily handle this.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Anyone who could stick a needle in their own vein could easily handle this.

See, this is where you lose me. And when that vein is on the main drain?

 

[Bri]

He's a punk.
If only he worked hard he might have been one of the better players ever. He always had a team questioning his commitment and getting by on his blessed athleticism.

He doesn't "get it" and never has. There's no telling how good he'd have been. Didn't he make the pro bowl as a returner and as a CB? Imagine if he wasn't spending his time getting away with things.

 

[*****]

This thread brings back memories of The Incredible Whizzinator. Anyone else?

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

This thread brings back memories of The Incredible Whizzinator. Anyone else?

They mention it in the article, and I mentioned it in the OP.

 

[Mingooch]

This sounds like an episode of the Playmakers TV show the NFL pushed off the air many years ago