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People that intentionally take up two parking spots. (1 Viewer)

This thread cracks me up. I have never done anything to a double-parker until 2 weeks ago. We went to a restaurant and the BMW was in spots 1&2 closest to the door. He's kind of on a corner of an L-shaped lot w/ the bldg in the corner. For the first time ever, I did something. I'm surprised no one else has mentioned this tactic. I simply parked behind him.

I was very nervous so I was getting up and looking out there pretty often. (Plus, I was obviously illegally parked, even though cars could get by no problem) We were during our meal when I noticed the guy and his wife standing out there. I got to sit and watch them for a while which made me feel a lot better. The dude was highly confused on what to do. I had planned to talk or confront him, but I wuss'd out and eventually went out and simply moved my car w/o saying a word.

 
So I come upon this earlier today as I'm seeking a parking space in my doctor's crowded parking lot.

KNOB!

The open spot to the immediate right was for the handicapped. BUT HE'S GOT AN OLD T-BIRD!!!

The only thing missing was the "KEN WINS" license plate. I hope I didn't accidentally snot-rocket all over his car.

 

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