Phrases/terms that need to be retired immediately (2 Viewers)

[Binky The Doormat]

"Last time I checked" when discussing something that is apparently obvious to you. But you didn't check. You're just a condescending ****.

How do you know they didn't check?

You need rabbit punched. Should be easy, I suspect you are on your knees most of the time.

 

[SacramentoBob]

"Last time I checked" when discussing something that is apparently obvious to you. But you didn't check. You're just a condescending ****.

How do you know they didn't check?

You need rabbit punched. Should be easy, I suspect you are on your knees most of the time.

You sure are angry.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"Last time I checked" when discussing something that is apparently obvious to you. But you didn't check. You're just a condescending ****.

How do you know they didn't check?

You need rabbit punched. Should be easy, I suspect you are on your knees most of the time.

You sure are angry.

I suspect his college football conference is not getting the proper amount of respect.

 

[Cunk]

"Good on you". Sounds so f'n stupid.

 

[Apple Jack]

I'm rolling with...

 

[SacramentoBob]

Thoprawishes

 

[Sam Quentin]

[quote name='Apple Jack'

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Thoprawishes

sacrilege. so useful and so much better than the alternatives.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"Good on you". Sounds so f'n stupid.

I feel similarly about "do right by..."

 

[Keerock]

[quote name='Apple Jack'

Intentional or not, that was pretty funny...

 

[Angry Beavers]

just sayin'

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thoprawishes

sacrilege. so useful and so much better than the alternatives.

The sentiment keeps it around, but it's honestly pretty terrible.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Thoprawishes

sacrilege. so useful and so much better than the alternatives.

The sentiment keeps it around, but it's honestly pretty terrible.

What needs to go away is illness and sickness.Consider the alternatives:T&P - terrible. I think of toilet paper everytime.I'm praying for you - maybe I don't want that.Positive vibes - who are we, the Beach Boys?Thinking about you - Hallmark?There are no good alternatives when trying to convey comfort. Thoprawishes is the best of them.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thoprawishes

sacrilege. so useful and so much better than the alternatives.

The sentiment keeps it around, but it's honestly pretty terrible.

What needs to go away is illness and sickness.Consider the alternatives:T&P - terrible. I think of toilet paper everytime.I'm praying for you - maybe I don't want that.Positive vibes - who are we, the Beach Boys?Thinking about you - Hallmark?There are no good alternatives when trying to convey comfort. Thoprawishes is the best of them.

These cookie cutter responses smack of insincerity. T&P is horrible but none of what you included above should really be used. Put some thought into a tailored response rather than hit the "I honestly care" macro.

 

[Apple Jack]

Thoprawishes

sacrilege. so useful and so much better than the alternatives.

The sentiment keeps it around, but it's honestly pretty terrible.

What needs to go away is illness and sickness.Consider the alternatives:T&P - terrible. I think of toilet paper everytime.I'm praying for you - maybe I don't want that.Positive vibes - who are we, the Beach Boys?Thinking about you - Hallmark?There are no good alternatives when trying to convey comfort. Thoprawishes is the best of them.

These cookie cutter responses smack of insincerity. T&P is horrible but none of what you included above should really be used. Put some thought into a tailored response rather than hit the "I honestly care" macro.

Break out the magic undergarments!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Thoprawishes

sacrilege. so useful and so much better than the alternatives.

The sentiment keeps it around, but it's honestly pretty terrible.

What needs to go away is illness and sickness.Consider the alternatives:T&P - terrible. I think of toilet paper everytime.I'm praying for you - maybe I don't want that.Positive vibes - who are we, the Beach Boys?Thinking about you - Hallmark?There are no good alternatives when trying to convey comfort. Thoprawishes is the best of them.

I'm not categorically opposed to thoprawishes, but it just seems kind of silly considering that Smoo isn't around anymore and he's the only guy I've ever seen who really cared whether a poster said he or she was praying for someone. Back when he was around, it was a sort of nice way to acknowledge that this place is, however dysfunctional, a community. Now, it doesn't really seem applicable.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Thoprawishes

how DARE you, sir!@!~@

 

[Standing Hampton]

"Happy Holidays!!"

Merry Christmas is just fine, thank you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Happy Holidays!!"Merry Christmas is just fine, thank you.

Nothing wrong with Happy Holidays.

 

[Standing Hampton]

"Happy Holidays!!"Merry Christmas is just fine, thank you.

Nothing wrong with Happy Holidays.

You do know that these opinions are subjective, right?

 

[SacramentoBob]

<some random no name player>: anything to see here?

 

[36th Chamber]

"Game changer"

"My go to"

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

"Happy Holidays!!"Merry Christmas is just fine, thank you.

why do you hate New Years?did New Years pee in your Wheaties?thoprawishes

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

<some random no name player>: anything to see here?

 

[17seconds]

"Happy Holidays!!"Merry Christmas is just fine, thank you.

Nothing wrong with Happy Holidays.

You do know that these opinions are subjective, right?

Please don't start this bull#### here

 

[17seconds]

Really glad "cowboy up" died a quick death. Haven't heard it in years.

 

[shuke]

"My go to"

 

[Joe T]

"My go to"

really?

What are you getting for lunch?

My go to is the pizza sandwich from Sbarro.

That's bad?

 

[shuke]

"My go to"

really?

What are you getting for lunch?

My go to is the pizza sandwich from Sbarro.

That's bad?

Horrible.

 

[Joe T]

"My go to"

really?

What are you getting for lunch?

My go to is the pizza sandwich from Sbarro.

That's bad?

Horrible.

What about the pizza sandwich?

 

[36th Chamber]

"My go to"

really?

What are you getting for lunch?

My go to is the pizza sandwich from Sbarro.

That's bad?

Horrible.

What about the pizza sandwich?

Is it a game changer?

 

[Joe T]

"My go to"

really?

What are you getting for lunch?

My go to is the pizza sandwich from Sbarro.

That's bad?

Horrible.

What about the pizza sandwich?

Is it a game changer?

Either that or a stuffed pizza.

 

[ThaPenguin]

"Keep calm & blahblahblah"

Example "Keep calm & gangnam style"

Maybe I am missing the joke.

 

[Standing Hampton]

"Happy Holidays!!"Merry Christmas is just fine, thank you.

Nothing wrong with Happy Holidays.

You do know that these opinions are subjective, right?

Please don't start this bull#### here

Oh yeah, well my dad is bigger than yours.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The "War on Christmas"

 

[texasheat]

smh

 

[SacramentoBob]

The "War on Happy Holidays"

 

[netnalp]

In response to something funny people saying "He/She said (then repeat the funny thing said)."

 

[money.never.sleeps]

yolo

cool story bro

fap

 

[spreagle]

"Take care" as a substitute for "good bye", especially from a guy to a guy. I wince when I hear that. Guys don't take care, we just don't, we take chances.

 

[shuke]

"My go to"

really?

What are you getting for lunch?

My go to is the pizza sandwich from Sbarro.

That's bad?

Horrible.

What about the pizza sandwich?

Fake but delicous.

 

[shuke]

Guys don't take care, we just don't, we take chances.

 

[Apple Jack]

"Take care" as a substitute for "good bye", especially from a guy to a guy. I wince when I hear that. Guys don't take care, we just don't, we take chances.

My dad used to say that. Starting in college I opted for "drive fast, take chances."

 

[17seconds]

"Take care" as a substitute for "good bye", especially from a guy to a guy. I wince when I hear that. Guys don't take care, we just don't, we take chances.

My dad used to say that. Starting in college I opted for "drive fast, take chances."

My dad and I say "take care" instead of goodbye because we can't say "I love you".

 

[17seconds]

"Happy Holidays!!"Merry Christmas is just fine, thank you.

Nothing wrong with Happy Holidays.

You do know that these opinions are subjective, right?

Please don't start this bull#### here

Oh yeah, well my dad is bigger than yours.

Wat? I'm saying don't screw up the thread by going off on a war on christmas tangent. There will be several threads in December for you.

 

[Wild Young Billy]

Fro-yo for frozen yogurt

 

[SacramentoBob]

I've said "take care" as long as I can remember.

 

[eoMMan]

Real talk.

 

[Sam Quentin]

"Take care" as a substitute for "good bye", especially from a guy to a guy. I wince when I hear that. Guys don't take care, we just don't, we take chances.

My dad used to say that. Starting in college I opted for "drive fast, take chances."

My dad and I say "take care" instead of goodbye because we can't say "I love you".

 

[E Street Brat]

"Take care" as a substitute for "good bye", especially from a guy to a guy. I wince when I hear that. Guys don't take care, we just don't, we take chances.

My dad used to say that. Starting in college I opted for "drive fast, take chances."

My dad and I say "take care" instead of goodbye because we can't say "I love you".

That's sad.