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Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.

 
offdee said:
Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.
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After letting them know you will not be buying them drinks, drop this one on them:

fantasycurse42 said:
Look at my gigantic *****
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offdee said:
Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.
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Maximum oof

 
My friend over there wanted to throw a sick neg on you and call you an HB7, but I was like no way. You're an HB9 all the way. Wanna see a magic trick?

 
offdee said:
Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.
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Followed by telling them they are a 6 at best on the offdee scale but its there lucky day because you're feeling charitable tonight.

 
Start with deep, intense eye contact without saying a word. Do this for at least 30 seconds, preferably 1-2 minutes, never looking away. Then, open your mouth, stick out your tongue and make suggestive licking motions, and give her the ol' "mmmm, delicious" face.

 
NetnautX said:
offdee said:
Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.
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Followed by telling them they are a 6 at best on the offdee scale but its there lucky day because you're feeling charitable tonight.
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More tax-deductibly attractive; hottest girl at the animal rescue, nonprofit, etc.

 
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
 
Ask her "How many planets are there in the solar system?"

When she says 8 tell her " There's only going to be 7 after I destroy Uranus tonight."

 
This will work for those of standard FFA income levels.

hello

Her: "Excuse me?"

You: "Hold on, let me stand on my wallet....can you hear me now?"

 
Hello ladies. I'm auctioning off my virginity via an Australian website. I thought you might want to know.

 
NetnautX said:
offdee said:
Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.
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Followed by telling them they are a 6 at best on the offdee scale but its there lucky day because you're feeling charitable tonight.
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I don't waste my time for anything less than a 7.

 
Motion the girl over to you using your pointer finger only.

When she arrives lean in and say

"I just made you come with one finger...imagine what I can do wit the rest of my body"

*or some variatio...whole hand, ****, etc...yes I know cum is misspelled

 
offdee said:
Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.
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And from there, it's just a matter of charming them with your keen sense of humor.

 
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