pick up lines (1 Viewer)

[BobbyLayne]

Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.

Maximum oof

oofdee

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I heard that Pluto just regained planet status, but what I'd really like to explore is Uranus.

lol

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Ask her "How many planets are there in the solar system?"

When she says 8 tell her " There's only going to be 7 after I destroy Uranus tonight."

HFS

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

 

[johnnycakes]

"Old school never dies. It just comes back and punches new school in the face."

 

[Freelove]

Scripted pickup lines are for losers, and all they'll get you is an eye roll.

I love when I see other guys buy drinks for women...use that as your in to strike up a conversation. Basically tell them you're not buying them a drink, but they will be talking to you anways.

And from there, it's just a matter of charming them with your keen sense of humor.

This guy gets it. You don't say that in a ##### way, you say it in a very confident lighthearted way with a :wrysmile:

She will be caught a little off guard, but will be impressed and intrigued with the confidence. To keep the conversation going and add some humor with that initial confidence say something like "actually you should probably buy me a drink...and after we hit it off, I'll pay you back with one"

Never mind.

 

[eoMMan]

Feel my shirt. Feel that material? That's boyfriend material.

:Money:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do you have pet insurance? No? That's too bad because your [kitty] is getting smashed tonight.

 

[McGarnicle]

God, I'm so horny. This one would probably be alright. Shoot, did I say that out loud?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You: Hey do you know what winks and [screws] like a tiger?

Her: No

You:

 

[dozer]

You: Did it hurt?

Her: When the angels dropped me from heaven?

You: No, when Ray Rice knocked you out in that elevator.

 

[eoMMan]

Are you allergic to chloroform? Let's find out.

 

[Keerock]

Are you allergic to chloroform? Let's find out.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

So are all your kids out of the house by now?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

 

[Freelove]

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Your body is Mel's Diner, and I want to be Alice.

Except when that red, Flo, is around.

 

[Guest]

You remind me of my pinky toe. Small, cute, and I will probably bang you on the coffee table tonight.

 

[Varmint]

Poetry works well:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like peanut butter

Let's f#Ck

 

[mquinnjr]

Are you allergic to chloroform? Let's find out.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

"Forget-me-now's"

 

[kentric]

I've used the "read any good books lately" in a drunken stupor just to make myself laugh.

 

[kentric]

"Old school never dies. It just comes back and punches new school in the face."

heyyyyyyy..... For the record, it didn't work on me.

 

[johnnycakes]

"Old school never dies. It just comes back and punches new school in the face."

heyyyyyyy..... For the record, it didn't work on me.

 

[BigA]

My penis just died can I bury it in you?

My teddy bear died will you sleep with me tonite?

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I know you could take me, I know you could take my friend, can you take us both?

 

[sdp1226]

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were that shirt, I'd be coming on you too.