Please stop naming your children Kayleigh, Kayla & Makayla (1 Viewer)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I know a girl named Kayla with a tattoo on her titty. Sadly, not hawt.

 

[joffer]

We went with Abigail. Seems to be a very popular name nowadays.

love that name

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We went with Abigail. Seems to be a very popular name nowadays.

love that name

Horrible. (frosty>hey)

 

[El Floppo]

We went with Abigail. Seems to be a very popular name nowadays.

love that name

Horrible. (frosty>hey)

I like the name- but every abigail I've known was a plumb, jolly, not-attractive, but nice jewess... so that's the immediate mental image the name invokes.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We went with Abigail. Seems to be a very popular name nowadays.

love that name

Horrible. (frosty>hey)

I like the name- but every abigail I've known was a plumb, jolly, not-attractive, but nice jewess... so that's the immediate mental image the name invokes.

Like a blob of lead?

 

[El Floppo]

We went with Abigail. Seems to be a very popular name nowadays.

love that name

Horrible. (frosty>hey)

I like the name- but every abigail I've known was a plumb, jolly, not-attractive, but nice jewess... so that's the immediate mental image the name invokes.

Like a blob of lead?

I was going with "mercurial"

 

[Al O'Pecia]

This really needs to stop happening: Last names as first names.

So you're not down with Manute's son, Bol Bol?

http://usatodayhss.com/2014/manute-bols-son-bol-bol-is-dominating-jv-hoops-in-kansas

 

[Insein]

In my wife's middle school class that she teaches, she has 3 Jadyns and 4 Jordans. Also spelled Jordyn and JorDan. 2 female Jadyns and 1 male. 2 and 2 for the Jordan's. Also throw in 3 Maddie's. So college will be a weird place in 5 years.

 

[El Floppo]

In my wife's middle school class that she teaches, she has 3 Jadyns and 4 Jordans. Also spelled Jordyn and JorDan. 2 female Jadyns and 1 male. 2 and 2 for the Jordan's. Also throw in 3 Maddie's. So college will be a weird place in 5 years.

Jaden, Aiden, Braden, Caden... lots of those (with spelling permutations- usually with Ys run amuck) in and around my son's age (7)

 

[Captain Quinoa]

In my wife's middle school class that she teaches, she has 3 Jadyns and 4 Jordans. Also spelled Jordyn and JorDan. 2 female Jadyns and 1 male. 2 and 2 for the Jordan's. Also throw in 3 Maddie's. So college will be a weird place in 5 years.

It's pronounced Jor-DAHN

 

[packersfan]

I know a girl named Kayla with a tattoo on her titty. Sadly, not hawt.

Those tats tend not to age well.

 

[zamboni]

I know a girl named Kayla with a tattoo on her titty. Sadly, not hawt.

Those tats tend not to age well.

Especially since the inevitable aging/stretch marks can conveivably turn that "Kayla" into "Saggy".

 

[Jayrok]

she.sounds.hideous

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I know a girl named Kayla with a tattoo on her titty. Sadly, not hawt.

Those tats tend not to age well.

Especially since the inevitable aging/stretch marks can conveivably turn that "Kayla" into "Saggy".

It says something, but I have no idea what. I've never dared stare long enough.

 

[sbonomo]

Every other girl on my college campus has one of these three names.

Seriously, cut it out. It's not cute anymore. Do people not understand that their children won't be babies forever?

/vent

My nieces have two of the three names listed - I warned both mom's to no avail.

 

[gianmarco]

there was a time when that sentiment was shared about names like "jennifer", "michelle" and "katie".

Heather.

Jessica.

Megan, Megen, Meagan, Meagen, Meghan, Meghen, Meaghen, Meaghan

And there's Regan, Regen, Reagan, Reagen, Reghan, Reaghen, Reaghan.

There's also Tegan, Tegen, Teagan, Teagen, Teghan, Teaghen, Teaghan.

 

[McGarnicle]

I used to work with a girl named Deborah, but it was pronounced de-BOR-ah.

 

[El Floppo]

I used to work with a girl named Deborah, but it was pronounced de-BOR-ah.

this her?

 

[phatdawg]

In my wife's middle school class that she teaches, she has 3 Jadyns and 4 Jordans. Also spelled Jordyn and JorDan. 2 female Jadyns and 1 male. 2 and 2 for the Jordan's. Also throw in 3 Maddie's. So college will be a weird place in 5 years.

Jaden, Aiden, Braden, Caden... lots of those (with spelling permutations- usually with Ys run amuck) in and around my son's age (7)

I hate when Ys run amuck

 

[joffer]

In my wife's middle school class that she teaches, she has 3 Jadyns and 4 Jordans. Also spelled Jordyn and JorDan. 2 female Jadyns and 1 male. 2 and 2 for the Jordan's. Also throw in 3 Maddie's. So college will be a weird place in 5 years.

Jaden, Aiden, Braden, Caden... lots of those (with spelling permutations- usually with Ys run amuck) in and around my son's age (7)

you can thank horseface

 

[General Malaise]

I have a theory on this and I think it's really good...

About 10-15 years ago, the porn industry was dominated by the following females:

Jenna Jameson
Briana Banks

Taylor Hayes

Tera Patrick

Savanna Samson

And what do you know? Those of you coaching U12 girls soccer will no doubt recognize at least one Jenna, Briana or Taylor on your roster. Even a smattering of Teras and Savannas out there. But there are middle schools all over America right now teeming with Jennas and Brianas.

Want to know what in vogue name is next for America? Take a look at the current crop of female porn stars:

Alexis Texas

Riley Reid

Remy LaCroix

Jada Stevens

Chanel Preston

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We never ended up with any girls, but whenever my wife would mention a potential girls name I'd have to find some kind of creative excuse other than "no...I jerked off to a girl with that name several times. What about Agnes or Mildred?"

 

[Amused to Death]

I blame Marillion.

LOL, first thing that came to mind when I read the names. Never saw the video before though. Now I kinda wish I hadn't.

 

[McGarnicle]

We never ended up with any girls, but whenever my wife would mention a potential girls name I'd have to find some kind of creative excuse other than "no...I jerked off to a girl with that name several times. What about Agnes or Mildred?"

Jeez, we'd have to name our daughter Balzark.

 

[General Malaise]

We never ended up with any girls, but whenever my wife would mention a potential girls name I'd have to find some kind of creative excuse other than "no...I jerked off to a girl with that name several times. What about Agnes or Mildred?"

That is precisely how we arrived at our little Hazel.

 

[zamboni]

I blame Marillion.

LOL, first thing that came to mind when I read the names. Never saw the video before though. Now I kinda wish I hadn't.

Ugly mullets and Damien: Omen II lookalike kids were all the rage back then.

 

[Spike]

When my stepson (who is 21 now) was in kindergarten, he got the usual class picture taken. The class had a total of 12 girls in it. 7 of them were named Brittany (just different spellings of it).

I feel your pain.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

When my stepson (who is 21 now) was in kindergarten, he got the usual class picture taken. The class had a total of 12 girls in it. 7 of them were named Brittany (just different spellings of it).

I feel your pain.

5 of those 7 are now strippers.

 

[jon_mx]

We never ended up with any girls, but whenever my wife would mention a potential girls name I'd have to find some kind of creative excuse other than "no...I jerked off to a girl with that name several times. What about Agnes or Mildred?"

Jeez, we'd have to name our daughter Balzark.

Liz Balzark

 

[eoMMan]

I have a theory on this and I think it's really good...

About 10-15 years ago, the porn industry was dominated by the following females:

Jenna Jameson

Briana Banks

Taylor Hayes

Tera Patrick

Savanna Samson

And what do you know? Those of you coaching U12 girls soccer will no doubt recognize at least one Jenna, Briana or Taylor on your roster. Even a smattering of Teras and Savannas out there. But there are middle schools all over America right now teeming with Jennas and Brianas.

Want to know what in vogue name is next for America? Take a look at the current crop of female porn stars:

Alexis Texas

Riley Reid

Remy LaCroix

Jada Stevens

Chanel Preston

Maybe add...

Mia

Ash

 

[Jayrod]

there was a time when that sentiment was shared about names like "jennifer", "michelle" and "katie".

Heather.

Jessica.

Megan, Megen, Meagan, Meagen, Meghan, Meghen, Meaghen, Meaghan

And there's Regan, Regen, Reagan, Reagen, Reghan, Reaghen, Reaghan.

There's also Tegan, Tegen, Teagan, Teagen, Teghan, Teaghen, Teaghan.

I work with a Meghan. But she is in her mid 30s. I guess her parents were just ahead of their time.

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife's name is Charkhoal Briquette.

"He has a wife, you know. Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks."