In my life, I've had probably 30 to 40 big name guys from companies hand me business cards and tell me if I ever needed a job, or anything business related, to just email them and they'd help. Out of all of them, only 1 guy ever actually helped me out. He was a Sr. VP of an oil company and he would write me a letter of recommendation and, if he knew the person at the company, would call and talk with them about me. Got me into at least 2 jobs that I know of.
So the moral here is, these guys can help if they want to. But it seems to be very rare to find someone who will actually help. Good luck!
Thanks for sharing what happened with you. I agree: most people do not care to actually go the distance to help. Some yes, but not most.
But all you need is one. All you need is one thing to truly hit. And if that is a guy that gets you in a door you may not have otherwise gotten into, that could lead to a job, a career, etc.
Anyway, I know you were kidding earlier back on pg 1 of this thread with the whole staring with a joke bit (ex: thanks for the offer, I accept). But is there really a downside to trying it? Like you said only 1 of 30 or 40 guys helped you out, right? So looking back, would you have tried something different had you known the standard route would not work with over 95% of those out there?
Part of me thinks if he wants to help, he will help, regardless of what I write. But for someone that even admitted humor is in his blood and who clearly was trying to get laughs and cracking jokes left and right - part of me thinks show him I was paying attention and start in with some mild humor. Dunno.