Post RNC/DNC Presidential Poll (1 Viewer)

[Bob Magaw]

Intent is strictly for polling.

There are several Clinton/Trump threads already to discuss issues.

Just curious how big a disparity there is (if any), and the really hard hitting question, is Harambe making a move in the back stretch?

 

[Bob Magaw]

Know your candidates:

Clinton is experienced, Trump is rich, Independents find tough sledding in the American political wilderness.

But Harambe The Dead Gorilla seems to be most in need of a backgrounder (his foreign policy for one is inscrutable, as he hasn't commented on it and it currently looks like he will continue to remain silent).

Harambe the dead gorilla would fare well as independent presidential candidate, poll says 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/harambe-gorilla-presidential-candidate-poll-article-1.2733080

* Is there a conservative/liberal correlation with Harambe votes?

 

[Bob Magaw]

Harambe surprisingly ahead of Trump (albeit just three votes in).

 

[Bob Magaw]

Harambe stalling after showing initial promise. Trump does have one more vote than the Dead Gorilla ticket.

 

[mquinnjr]

Know your candidates:

Clinton is experienced, Trump is rich, Independents find tough sledding in the American political wilderness.

But Harambe The Dead Gorilla seems to be most in need of a backgrounder (his foreign policy for one is inscrutable, as he hasn't commented on it and it currently looks like he will continue to remain silent).

Harambe the dead gorilla would fare well as independent presidential candidate, poll says 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/harambe-gorilla-presidential-candidate-poll-article-1.2733080

* Is there a conservative/liberal correlation with Harambe votes?

Harambe just throws poo when he gets upset. Well, threw. Similar to Trump, he will not shy away from potential attackers in the wild. Will Trump and Harambe share the same fate? That is the question voters must ask themselves in November. 

 

[Bob Magaw]

Harambe just throws poo when he gets upset. Well, threw. Similar to Trump, he will not shy away from potential attackers in the wild. Will Trump and Harambe share the same fate? That is the question voters must ask themselves in November. 

Harambe making a comeback. Another parallel, his foreign policy has as much detail.

 

[mquinnjr]

Harambe making a comeback. Another parallel, his foreign policy has as much detail.

Build the wall to keep out small children?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Questions.  Is/was Harambe over 35?  Where was he born?  I mean, I do not want to make a farce out of this if he is ineligible to be President.

 

[mquinnjr]

Questions.  Is/was Harambee over 35?  Where was he born?  I mean, I do not want to make a farce out of this if he is ineligible to be President.

Well he's dead, so there's that hurdle his supporters will need to overcome.

Will a dead Harambe get more votes than Donald Trump? F5 to find out!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Well he's dead, so there's that hurdle his supporters will need to overcome.

Will a dead Harambe get more votes than Donald Trump? F5 to find out!

You just had to mention the 400 lb. gorilla in the room, didn't you?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

THEY PUT A DEAD GORILLA ON THE POLL AND

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

 

[Bob Magaw]

Trump has pulled ahead of Harambe.

 

[MaxThreshold]

Well he's dead, so there's that hurdle his supporters will need to overcome.

Will a dead Harambe get more votes than Donald Trump? F5 to find out!

One of the main voter bases for Democrats, BTW.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Feel better BM? See, nothing to worry about, Trump doesn't stand a chance. 

 

[Bob Magaw]

About the nuclear rumblings, not so much.

I would feel more secure knowing Harambe had the codes.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Could Paul Ryan switch allegiance to Harambe?

http://uproxx.com/webculture/paul-ryan-harambe/

Reporters have tried to reach Harambe for comments about the post DNC-turmoil and fallout for the Trump campaign, but he has been unavailable.