Raiders/Niners TNF: Battle for the basement (2 Viewers)

[Hot Sauce Guy]

So.......chances Derek can get any fantasy points against a prevent defense. 

Like Bluto’s GPA. Zero...point...zero. 

 

[-OZ-]

1994 called and...oh, nevermind I don't want to make tonight any worse.

Doh. 

Where's that bag emoji?

 

[avina1]

Looking at Mark Davis up in the box makes me feel sad.

I did for a second, then I googled his net worth

 

[Hilts]

Ah, the obligatory shot of Mark Davis, weird bowl cut & all. 

He certainly looked unconventional for what we've come to expect from a wealthy NFL owner. 

I think your second comment was a bit much though. 

 

[baymen]

Ah, the obligatory shot of Mark Davis, weird bowl cut & all. 

Wonder who the skanky brunette with him was. Girlfriend? Trick? Wife? 

Whoever it was, it looked she was ready to bounce.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I love that Motörhead version of Sympathy for the Devil. 

I hate that it’s being used to sell cars.  

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Whoever it was, it looked she was ready to bounce.

I noticed that. 

Also the white on white look for Mark was very.....marshmallowish.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Let's assume Gruden is deliberately tanking. 

He's still going to have SOME of the same players next year, right? Doesn't he need to keep them from quitting in him this year so they'll keep the effort going in the future? 

You're assuming he wants to win and wants to keep coaching.

 

[Wingnut]

Yeah its the Raiders but there's no reason to not let Mullens start from here on out. Beathard will be the #2 going forward IMO.

 

[avina1]

oh lord

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I think your second comment was a bit much though. 

I’m genuinely curious as to who she was - she didn’t look happy. I’ve never seen her before. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Shame. Mostert was finally making it. 

 

[JIMGET]

oh lord

oh man, that was ugly...

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Ouch

 

[The Frankman]

ewwww that was not pretty

 

[Hilts]

You're assuming he wants to win and wants to keep coaching.

Why did he leave the booth if he didn't want to coach? The most logical explanation is he's totally lost any skills he ever had or he's looking at being good by year 4 or so but blowing it all up the first 1-2 years. 

 

[JIMGET]

I’m genuinely curious as to who she was - she didn’t look happy. I’ve never seen her before. 

bethards wife?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Why did he leave the booth if he didn't want to coach? The most logical explanation is he's totally lost any skills he ever had or he's looking at being good by year 4 or so but blowing it all up the first 1-2 years. 

Guaranteed $$$$$$$$

 

[avina1]

holy ouch

 

[-X-]

OW!

 

[Mr. Brownstone]

Good god.

 

[The Frankman]

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MANNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[mcintyre1]

Wooooof, that's a broken arm.

 

[Hilts]

I’m genuinely curious as to who she was - she didn’t look happy. I’ve never seen her before. 

No I get that and agree. But I don't get the skanky part. She was a good looking well dressed woman. Hell, that's what I would honestly expect of anyone with that level of money. If they don't have the looks or fitness (usually because they're old), they at least dress well. Davis looked like he was warming up hot pockets to watch reruns in sweats. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Now when Carr has no confidence they go to Richard. Complete something, anything.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

bethards wife?

No, the brunette in the booth with Mark Davis.  

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

No I get that and agree. But I don't get the skanky part. She was a good looking well dressed woman. Hell, that's what I would honestly expect of anyone with that level of money. If they don't have the looks or fitness (usually because they're old), they at least dress well. Davis looked like he was warming up hot pockets to watch reruns in sweats. 

lol 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

No I get that and agree. But I don't get the skanky part. She was a good looking well dressed woman. Hell, that's what I would honestly expect of anyone with that level of money. If they don't have the looks or fitness (usually because they're old), they at least dress well. Davis looked like he was warming up hot pockets to watch reruns in sweats. 

Ok, that’s fair - maybe it was the jet died black hair, and her proximity to albino bowl cut Jabba the hutt 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Everything else aside with this train wreck of a game, these white & silver unis are in my top 5 favorite all time. 

 

[Hilts]

Ok, that’s fair - maybe it was the jet died black hair, and her proximity to albino bowl cut Janna the hutt 

When I saw the cut I did immediately imagine him demanding someone bring him Solo and the wookie.

:-S 

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

WTF

 

[hagmania]

Mark Davis is the perfect encapsulation of the phrase "meat sweats."

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

 Wtf. Lol

 

[drummer]

Everything else aside with this train wreck of a game, these white & silver unis are in my top 5 favorite all time. 

The fact they aren’t dirty is what’s ugly aboit em lol

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Lol 1955 Giants recap.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

There’s the Raiders 2019 3rd round pick  finally making a catch. 

 

[Long Ball Larry]

What is this thing on the crawl where Gruden says that the raiders are a draw for players and he gets a lot of calls about playing for them? Isn’t that tampering?

 

[mrip541]

How do they straighten that out on the field?

 

[baymen]

Bryant needs more snaps.  (not on any of my teams)

 

[drummer]

It isn't niner fans that are burning his jersey.

Just 49er fans is more accurate. But anybody is free to burn a C-note if it’s theirs to burn. 

It just doesn’t make them smart

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Lol

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

There’s Doug “not good enough to deserve to be called Muscle Hamster” Martin, stuck behind the line again. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Let Morris run the ball at this point. Don’t waste Breida.

 

[-X-]

Silver & White Attack just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

What is this thing on the crawl where Gruden says that the raiders are a draw for players and he gets a lot of calls about playing for them? Isn’t that tampering?

Yes.

 

[need2know]

I’m genuinely curious as to who she was - she didn’t look happy. I’ve never seen her before. 

That's his cousin

 

[drummer]

Silver & White Attack just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Especially if they don’t attack lol

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

What is this thing on the crawl where Gruden says that the raiders are a draw for players and he gets a lot of calls about playing for them? Isn’t that tampering?

You misspelled “storytelling”.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Lol

 

 

[-X-]

Exactamundo.