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Rocky debuts 40 years ago today (1 Viewer)
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Ditkaless Wonders
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No option for Rocky 7?
I understand it will take place in a care facility. Rocky will have full on pugilistic dementia. He will be sitting, mostly, but will be able to shuffle around with help from orderlies and nurses, all of whom, regardless of race or gender he will call Adrian. He will pretty much constantly be soiling himself. There will be two rocks in a bowl on the nightstand by his bed, he will call them Cuff and Link. He will want to walk Butkus, his duffle bag. He will get in an epic battle with a wet paper bag he confuses at various times in the bout for Mick, Apollo, and Ivan Drago. Rocky will win and punch his way out of the bag. Tommy Gunn will be an orderly, as will Clubber Lang who will be wearing an ankle bracelet during his parole for having shown an unwilling teenage girl what a real man is like.
Sometime during one of his worse hallucinatory bouts leading up to his battle with the wet paper bag he will grab an ear of corn of his plate and shout into it "Covey leader, this is Rambo!" He will continue to have bulging veins and muscles, still being on steroids, but due to his mental state he will often forget to remove the syringe after shooting up and so will be seen shuffling around with syringes hanging from his body.
There will be a training montage during which a supposedly inspirational song will play.
I understand it will take place in a care facility. Rocky will have full on pugilistic dementia. He will be sitting, mostly, but will be able to shuffle around with help from orderlies and nurses, all of whom, regardless of race or gender he will call Adrian. He will pretty much constantly be soiling himself. There will be two rocks in a bowl on the nightstand by his bed, he will call them Cuff and Link. He will want to walk Butkus, his duffle bag. He will get in an epic battle with a wet paper bag he confuses at various times in the bout for Mick, Apollo, and Ivan Drago. Rocky will win and punch his way out of the bag. Tommy Gunn will be an orderly, as will Clubber Lang who will be wearing an ankle bracelet during his parole for having shown an unwilling teenage girl what a real man is like.
Sometime during one of his worse hallucinatory bouts leading up to his battle with the wet paper bag he will grab an ear of corn of his plate and shout into it "Covey leader, this is Rambo!" He will continue to have bulging veins and muscles, still being on steroids, but due to his mental state he will often forget to remove the syringe after shooting up and so will be seen shuffling around with syringes hanging from his body.
There will be a training montage during which a supposedly inspirational song will play.
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