Ronda Rousey is the new Dalton in Roadhouse remake. (1 Viewer)

[Da Guru]

Let the quotes begin. Always be nice.

 

[elguapo07]

Think she can kick Jimmys ###?

Wonder who plays Wade Garrett - I'm hoping for Gary Busey

 

[ILUVBEER99]

nomination for worst movie of whatever year it comes out in.

she's a great fighter, but come on.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Like the first one wasn't bad enough.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

watching her get out of bed butt ### nekid will be worth the price of admission

 

[Insein]

Will they have some skinny punk dude as doc then to balance it out or go full lesbo?

 

[flapgreen]

Agreed. First one was heinous as well.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

This movie will make the Boz look like Rod Steiger.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not real big on these Oscar bait films. Too artsy.

 

[James Daulton]

Looks like I'm going to have to change my profile pic.

 

[Psychopav]

Not sure how I feel about this. Who's going to play Wade, Betty White?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I do not get the love for her at all.

 

[Abraham]

watching her get out of bed butt ### nekid will be worth the price of admission

 

[pollardsvision]

Not sure how I feel about this. Who's going to play Wade, Betty White?

The obvious answer would be Gina Carano.

Or just go let a 70 YO Sam Elliott reprise his role.

 

[belljr]

I used to #### girls like you in prison...

Doesn't have the same ring to it

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Cynthia Rothrock was my first thought, but I think there's a great list of potential female Wade Garretts. Here's just a few that come to mind:

Bridgitte Nielson

Tawny Kitaen

Mila Jovovich

Sigourney Weaver

Linda Hamilton

However, they'll need a really good Brad Wesley to bring some gravitas. Gary Busey tops my list. Also, start the list of potential Doc actors with Justin Long.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I do not get the love for her at all.

 

[playin4beer]

Can't wait!!

Seriously

 

[Psychopav]

Cynthia Rothrock was my first thought, but I think there's a great list of potential female Wade Garretts. Here's just a few that come to mind:

Bridgitte Nielson

Tawny Kitaen

Mila Jovovich

Sigourney Weaver

Linda Hamilton

However, they'll need a really good Brad Wesley to bring some gravitas. Gary Busey tops my list. Also, start the list of potential Doc actors with Justin Long.

I'd think they'd go with a female Wesley too, wouldn't they? Maybe Morgan Fairchild (is she still alive?)

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Cynthia Rothrock was my first thought, but I think there's a great list of potential female Wade Garretts. Here's just a few that come to mind:

Bridgitte Nielson

Tawny Kitaen

Mila Jovovich

Sigourney Weaver

Linda Hamilton

However, they'll need a really good Brad Wesley to bring some gravitas. Gary Busey tops my list. Also, start the list of potential Doc actors with Justin Long.

I'd think they'd go with a female Wesley too, wouldn't they? Maybe Morgan Fairchild (is she still alive?)

Good call.

If they go all female, then they can cast Melissa McCarthy as the henchman that says "A polar bear fell on me."

 

[Ditka Butkus]

This should look very realistic...Can't wait to see how she brings down a 6' 5" 300 pound bad guy. Oh wait they will probably have a bunch of Tom Cruise sized guys playing the bad guys

 

[James Daulton]

This should look very realistic...Can't wait to see how she brings down a 6' 5" 300 pound bad guy. Oh wait they will probably have a bunch of Tom Cruise sized guys playing the bad guys

Seriously? Dalton wasn't the biggest guy (a fact he was reminded of constantly), and he had the solution for this,

Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I do not get the love for her at all.

Well she is hot. I'd let her put my face in a scissors hold...Only if I'm facing her crotch though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This should look very realistic...Can't wait to see how she brings down a 6' 5" 300 pound bad guy. Oh wait they will probably have a bunch of Tom Cruise sized guys playing the bad guys

Seriously? Dalton wasn't the biggest guy (a fact he was reminded of constantly), and he had the solution for this,

Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone.

Good lord.

 

[tuffnutt]

" I'd thought you'd be bigger hotter."

 

[Ditka Butkus]

"I used to #### guys like you in prison".

 

[James Daulton]

This should look very realistic...Can't wait to see how she brings down a 6' 5" 300 pound bad guy. Oh wait they will probably have a bunch of Tom Cruise sized guys playing the bad guys

Seriously? Dalton wasn't the biggest guy (a fact he was reminded of constantly), and he had the solution for this,

Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone.

Good lord.

I know, right, just perfect. Roadhouse rules.

 

[Da Guru]

Sounds like Rosie O`Donnell is going to play Wade Garrett.

 

[Hov34]

watching her get out of bed butt ### nekid will be worth the price of admission

Will it?

You have seen the internet, yes?

 

[Psychopav]

Sounds like Rosie O`Donnell is going to play Wade Garrett.

Please let this be some sort of sick, misguided joke.

 

[dickey moe]

watching her get out of bed butt ### nekid will be worth the price of admission

You like bruises and horsefly bites?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Rousey nude?

 

[The Commish]

This should look very realistic...Can't wait to see how she brings down a 6' 5" 300 pound bad guy. Oh wait they will probably have a bunch of Tom Cruise sized guys playing the bad guys

Wasn't Patrick Swayze like 5-9 or something??

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah, it would be a shame that this remake sullied the good name of the original by having unrealistic fight scenes.

 

[Mr. Mojo]

Cynthia Rothrock was my first thought, but I think there's a great list of potential female Wade Garretts. Here's just a few that come to mind:

Bridgitte Nielson

Tawny Kitaen

Mila Jovovich

Sigourney Weaver

Linda Hamilton

However, they'll need a really good Brad Wesley to bring some gravitas. Gary Busey tops my list. Also, start the list of potential Doc actors with Justin Long.

Kevin Spacey to play Wesley comes to mind, for some reason.

Jessica Alba in the Kelly Lynch role.

Jason Statham as a british Wade Garrett.

 

[Brony]

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

 

[playin4beer]

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Is she?

 

[Thunderlips]

Melissa McCarthy can play Tinker.(the fat guy who worked for Mr. Wesley).

Cloris Leachman can play Emmet (the guy The Swayz rented his place from).

Zack Efron can play Denis (the blond with Ben Gazzara).

 

[Thunderlips]

This should look very realistic...Can't wait to see how she brings down a 6' 5" 300 pound bad guy. Oh wait they will probably have a bunch of Tom Cruise sized guys playing the bad guys

Wasn't Patrick Swayze like 5-9 or something??

He knew when not to be nice though.

 

[Chemical X]

man, nickleback could be the band!!!!

 

[Drifter]

Think Wade will still be a man. Chuck Norris would be a great choice. Who's not going to go see that?

 

[pollardsvision]

This should look very realistic...Can't wait to see how she brings down a 6' 5" 300 pound bad guy. Oh wait they will probably have a bunch of Tom Cruise sized guys playing the bad guys

Wasn't Patrick Swayze like 5-9 or something??

I thought he'd be bigger....

 

[Mr. Mojo]

Think Wade will still be a man. Chuck Norris would be a great choice. Who's not going to go see that?

Darn. Should have thought of that one.

 

[msommer]

Who takes Jeff Healey's role?

And will she also play Swayze's role in Dirty Dancing?

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Think Wade will still be a man. Chuck Norris would be a great choice. Who's not going to go see that?

Darn. Should have thought of that one.

Point of order:

Spoiler

Wade dies; ergo, Chuck Norris cannot play Wade.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Is she?

It doesn't matter #######it - she's my mama.

 

[Psychopav]

Think Wade will still be a man. Chuck Norris would be a great choice. Who's not going to go see that?

Darn. Should have thought of that one.

Point of order:

Spoiler

Wade dies; ergo, Chuck Norris cannot play Wade.

Class act, using the spoiler tag here.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Dangit!

“No one should be able to see my cash and prizes for $5, okay, I don’t care how much money they gave me.”

 

[parasaurolophus]

Who takes Jeff Healey's role?

And will she also play Swayze's role in Dirty Dancing?

Marlana vanhoose is obvious choice.

 

[Da Guru]

Who takes Jeff Healey's role?

Stevie Wonder