Safe to say this guy isn't interested in the job? (1 Viewer)

[Fishboy]

I'm in HR, leading the staffing function for a Fortune 100 company. This has got to be one of the better responses from a job seeker in the past year or so.

I've always said I was going to keep a copy of these responses and make a book one day.

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Since it is your company that contacted me about this so called “job”, Company XXX should compensate me for my wasted time, for a job I would not accept anyway, as Company XXX has been a CIA front company for over 60 years…

I constantly have to go through this crap every week….

Perhaps I should use black mail as a tool to stop it. Feel free to call the FBI, they are terrified of me and the information I have taken from some ones computer…..They should consider a fair compensation plan….

 

[eoMMan]

You work for the CIA?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

*Confederated Insurance of America

 

[Snoopy]

Yes, let him call Flowers By Irene

 

[Fishboy]

You work for the CIA?

Nope - Financial Services

 

[jon_mx]

I am pretty sure it is a porn company.

 

[Fennis]

You work for the CIA?

Sounded more like porn to me.

 

[eoMMan]

You work for the CIA?

Nope - Financial Services

Coveted Investment Advisors

 

[Zow]

"For a job I would not accept anyway."

Sounds like he wasted your time and should compensate you.

 

[The Duff Man]

If compensation is owed for wasting someones time, some posters in here would be bankrupt...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You work for the CIA?

Nope - Financial Services

Like you would admit it.

 

[Kal El]

I'll be sending invoices out by next week for wasted time, then.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Scraping the bottom of the barrel?

 

[chet]

You work for the CIA?

Nope - Financial Services

Like you would admit it.

Northwestern Mutual* has long been known as a CIA front.

*109 in latest Fortune ranking.

 

[Fishboy]

We get these types of responses from time to time from candidates for the call center type jobs but that is understandable when you have 20k+ applicants per year. Those are 10-12 dollar an hour and much less skills talent.

This was from someone who would probably clear 70k or more.

 

[RC94]

What is the job? That's the most bizarre response I have ever seen for something like this, but I'm not in HR.

 

[Fishboy]

What is the job? That's the most bizarre response I have ever seen for something like this, but I'm not in HR.

Inside Sales managing a portfolio that consists of doctors offices, cosmetic surgeons, chiropractors, orthodontists and the like.

 

[NutterButter]

The CIA is a fortune 100 company?

 

[RC94]

What is the job? That's the most bizarre response I have ever seen for something like this, but I'm not in HR.

Inside Sales managing a portfolio that consists of doctors offices, cosmetic surgeons, chiropractors, orthodontists and the like.

Ok, I understand now. That's definitely a CIA front. My father was a dentist and after he retired he admitted that his practice was actually a CIA front.

 

[NutterButter]

I hope my dentist never retires. I really like the job he's done. Its going to blow trying to find a new dentist I like.

 

[RC94]

I hope my dentist never retires. I really like the job he's done. Its going to blow trying to find a new dentist I like.

Seriously. For the first time in my life I not only have to get dental insurance but I also have to find a dentist.

 

[NutterButter]

I hope my dentist never retires. I really like the job he's done. Its going to blow trying to find a new dentist I like.

Seriously. For the first time in my life I not only have to get dental insurance but I also have to find a dentist.

Triple whammy, you'll probably wind up need something major done like an implant. Here's hoping for the best ... for both of our dental futures.

 

[Johnny Rock]

So are you going to call the FBI?

 

[bagger]

So I didn't get the job?

:(

 

[matuski]

I've never worked in a company that employed men in the HR department. Congrats on breaking through.

 

[Fishboy]

I've never worked in a company that employed men in the HR department. Congrats on breaking through.

lol. Yes, very female dominated. The recruiting environment of HR levels the playing field some.

I lead a team of 51, of which 11 are male.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

What is the job? That's the most bizarre response I have ever seen for something like this, but I'm not in HR.

Inside Sales managing a portfolio that consists of doctors offices, cosmetic surgeons, chiropractors, orthodontists and the like.

I changed my mind. I will take it.

 

[Chadstroma]

You should respond that you have another position available for the CIA Liason position and thought he might be interested.

 

[The Z Machine]

I've never worked in a company that employed men in the HR department. Congrats on breaking through.

lol. Yes, very female dominated. The recruiting environment of HR levels the playing field some. I lead a team of 51, of which 11 are male.

Gotta think that the people who do leadership development skew male as well.

 

[Da Guru]

Why did you contact him if he did not apply? Trying to load up on a cheap sales force?

 

[SacramentoBob]

I've never worked in a company that employed men in the HR department. Congrats on breaking through.

HR departments are like 90% lesbians.

 

[belljr]

I've never worked in a company that employed men in the HR department. Congrats on breaking through.

lol. Yes, very female dominated. The recruiting environment of HR levels the playing field some. I lead a team of 51, of which 11 are male.

How many of the 11 are gay?

 

[Fishboy]

Why did you contact him if he did not apply? Trying to load up on a cheap sales force?

Our recruiters are always mining resumes and contacting candidates. Basically I have a team of 7 that act as our own in house head hunting agency.

 

[Fishboy]

I've never worked in a company that employed men in the HR department. Congrats on breaking through.

lol. Yes, very female dominated. The recruiting environment of HR levels the playing field some. I lead a team of 51, of which 11 are male.

How many of the 11 are gay?

All married with kids except 2. One of those 2 are married.

That leaves just the one. ....hmm

I'll ask him tomorrow.

 

[Ash]

The CIA is a fortune 100 company?

Shouldn't be so surprising, they've moved a lot of heroin, cocaine and guns over the years.

Edit: Probably tough to sell these from an Inside Sales position though, these deals are traditionally done in person. Maybe that's why he wasn't interested?