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Footballguy
So you are sitting at 10-1, you are the highest scoring team in your league, getting ready for your BYE week.
Made all your trades, got your studs of Brady/ADP/Mccoy, Calvin, Graham etc...
Then you run into that playoff team that scraped in at 7-6, and somehow pulled off a 1st RD win....now here you come...
Say hello to the duds who will be beating people in the playoffs this year.
QB
Grossman
with games against NE/NYG/MIN should be painfull watching him haul in 335/3TDs 2INT in these losses
Matt Moore
with games against PHI/BUF/NE you will be begging for no moore!
RB
KSmith
MIN/OAK/SD
when Forte pulls a 6pt game and KSmith lights up Oak for 132 and 2 TD's you will be blaming Martz for not running more.
BTate
Tate plays CAR/IND week 15/16...you better hope you are the team with Foster...otherwise when Tate cleans up with 184/2TDs in the 2nd half you will be toast.
LRobinson
You are looking sexy with Fitzgerald, but when he faces CLE/CIN DB's and finishes with a 4/36 game and you see Laurent Robinson with 5/122 TD, you will be asking what week was this guy picked up off Waivers.
JAvant
You think you are solid with Maclin or Desean, then you realize Maclin is hurt and Desean is benched and Avant gets 4/99 2TD's for what you will now call the "nightmare team"
BHartline
He hasn't scored a TD since week 1....guess when he is waiting to score his 2nd...and 3rd???
Yep..against you when he plays BUF/NE 3/76 2 TD's
You have one of the many stud TE's in the league, that has been a good rock for you.
Well my friend, that is the week Gronkowski and Witten will pull in 4pts, while Todd Heap decides to let the world know he is still alive and tease everyone yet again after pulling in a 6 catch 86yd and TD game.
I will not bother with K/DEF, those crappy teams always seem to have great K/DEF so you will lose in that category anyway.
Feel free to add your duds turned studs...or who will win the "Drew Bennett/Billy Volek post mature ejaculation award"!!
Just wanted a placeholder for the shirt pointing.
Have I mentioned that I hate FF???
Made all your trades, got your studs of Brady/ADP/Mccoy, Calvin, Graham etc...
Then you run into that playoff team that scraped in at 7-6, and somehow pulled off a 1st RD win....now here you come...
Say hello to the duds who will be beating people in the playoffs this year.
QB
Grossman
with games against NE/NYG/MIN should be painfull watching him haul in 335/3TDs 2INT in these losses
Matt Moore
with games against PHI/BUF/NE you will be begging for no moore!
RB
KSmith
MIN/OAK/SD
when Forte pulls a 6pt game and KSmith lights up Oak for 132 and 2 TD's you will be blaming Martz for not running more.
BTate
Tate plays CAR/IND week 15/16...you better hope you are the team with Foster...otherwise when Tate cleans up with 184/2TDs in the 2nd half you will be toast.
LRobinson
You are looking sexy with Fitzgerald, but when he faces CLE/CIN DB's and finishes with a 4/36 game and you see Laurent Robinson with 5/122 TD, you will be asking what week was this guy picked up off Waivers.
JAvant
You think you are solid with Maclin or Desean, then you realize Maclin is hurt and Desean is benched and Avant gets 4/99 2TD's for what you will now call the "nightmare team"
BHartline
He hasn't scored a TD since week 1....guess when he is waiting to score his 2nd...and 3rd???
Yep..against you when he plays BUF/NE 3/76 2 TD's
You have one of the many stud TE's in the league, that has been a good rock for you.
Well my friend, that is the week Gronkowski and Witten will pull in 4pts, while Todd Heap decides to let the world know he is still alive and tease everyone yet again after pulling in a 6 catch 86yd and TD game.
I will not bother with K/DEF, those crappy teams always seem to have great K/DEF so you will lose in that category anyway.
Feel free to add your duds turned studs...or who will win the "Drew Bennett/Billy Volek post mature ejaculation award"!!
Just wanted a placeholder for the shirt pointing.
Have I mentioned that I hate FF???
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