Scaring your kids for Halloween (1 Viewer)

[Hastur]

I thought of this while mowing my lawn yesterday: If you ever have wild mushrooms growing, carefully pick them and very lightly shake them in a 10 foot diameter around a tree or two in your yard. Then start planting the idea to your kids you had a local rich guy living near you growing up that went crazy after eating bad mushrooms and killed a bunch of people. The legend has it now that if a fairy ring of mushrooms appear around a tree, it is a sign he will return and kill the household. The kids of course will immediately look him up on the internet, which is easily countered with "He was rich. Rich people always hide their flaws(which kids these days are all aware of).

When the mushrooms sprout, hilarity ensues.

I think I will try this.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

That's the worst Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy I've ever read.

 

[popeye]

Give them a link to the PSF. 

 

[MTskibum]

Give them a link to the PSF. 

FYI, the title of this thread is scaring your kids, not scarring your kids.