Serious Biz Dynasty - Eephus is year 18 champion - League is full for 2026 (9 Viewers)

[Doctor Detroit]

Looking at Hoos First's roster for the first time is like looking at Denise Milani's breats for the first time.

Has everyone else been sleeping for the four years I was gone or did he trade for a lot of that?

Hoos' roster has nipples on the side?

Nolan Arenado is kind of a nipple.

 

[PIK95]

My link

Fake cans.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

My link

Fake cans.

Not fake, Jake.

 

[PIK95]

My link

Fake cans.

Not fake, Jake.

Never saw the realz float like that homie.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

My link

Fake cans.

Not fake, Jake.

Never saw the realz float like that homie.

I have no idea what you've seen, but they aren't fake. She had them at 15, 39DDDD.

 

[PIK95]

Nice.

 

[HellToupee]

My link

Fake cans.

Not fake, Jake.

Never saw the realz float like that homie.

I have no idea what you've seen, but they aren't fake. She had them at 15, 39DDDD.

I've seen a lot but never anything like those biggins

 

[Northern Voice]

Manuel Margot

 

[Chemical X]

my only thoughts on this league are that We cant win. for how long? maybe 3-5 years. so, grab tradable assets to turn into something. steals And saves are marketable.

 

[PIK95]

my only thoughts on this league are that We cant win. for how long? maybe 3-5 years. so, grab tradable assets to turn into something. steals And saves are marketable.

I will offer you guys some trades once your team is loaded.

 

[Eephus]

CBS hasn't worked out all the bugs. I was only able to enter Kraft's roster in the draft UI.

While adding players manually, this popped up

The current waiver order:
1. Chuck Norris Approved
2. NorCal Grizzlies
3. Honey Nut Ichiros
4. Trout Fishing in America
5. Highland Hicks
6. Dont look up my Kilt
7. asssphinxtersayswhat
8. The VooDooDolls
9. Texas Rebels
10. Telfy GOTHAMS

Be aware that as a commissioner the transactions you enter are permitted to exceed these limits!

 

[Eephus]

I entered the new teams and the poached picks up to Manuel Margot. League site should be up to date. Check your rosters.

2 more picks outstanding in the Phase II minidraft

RnR

Greedygoat

 

[Hoos First]

Great job Eephus

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah, great job Highland Hicks. Yer my idol.

 

[RnR]

Aaron Nola

 

[PIK95]

Great job as always Ee.

 

[greedygoat]

Ervin Santana

 

[Berserker]

Thanks eephus!!

 

[Eephus]

Santana and Nola have been added

According to post #302, the next order of business is the one round add/drop draft. Draft order would be the reverse of last year's standings with the new teams on the end:

Spartans Rule
RnR
Pik 95
BoubCheese
Berserker
Greedygoat
NV
Hell Toupee
Hoos First
eephus
Dr. Detroit/Chem X
Kraft
Arsenal of Doom

This draft serves more of a purpose in years where there's no dispersal and the talent pool isn't as picked over. We could discuss scrubbing it altogether this year but I vote that we might as well have it. The season doesn't start for a month, drafting is good and all the returning teams have some dead weight.

Besides it's a tradition.

 

[RnR]

A tradition unlike any other.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

We don't have to add/drop anyone correct?

 

[Eephus]

We don't have to add/drop anyone correct?

People have passed before

 

[RnR]

Given the circumstances, we'll likely see several passes this year. Most seasons it is a highly coveted transaction.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Also at cbs I am getting a "you have 15 reserve players. At most 14 are allowed" error message.

All my starting spots are filled.

 

[Hoos First]

Also at cbs I am getting a "you have 15 reserve players. At most 14 are allowed" error message.

All my starting spots are filled.

Put one on the DL. Its not just for injured players.

 

[Eephus]

Also at cbs I am getting a "you have 15 reserve players. At most 14 are allowed" error message.

All my starting spots are filled.

Try moving a minor leaguer to your injury slot.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Ah ok, that worked.

Thanks.

 

[PIK95]

It won't let me drop anyone either.

 

[Eephus]

It won't let me drop anyone either.

Transactions are still locked. They'll be opened up before the waivers run and everybody will have to get down to 37 (I think).

I can override roster limits for the add drop phase using my Trout Fishing in America commissioner privileges.

 

[Spartans Rule]

I vote yes for the waiver draft, mostly because I have first pick and a lot of bad players on my roster. Tradition is good too I suppose.

 

[Eephus]

I vote yes for the waiver draft, mostly because I have first pick and a lot of bad players on my roster. Tradition is good too I suppose.

Make a pick and seal the deal

 

[Chemical X]

adequate job eephus!

can we have a DL draft?

 

[Eephus]

adequate job eephus!

can we have a DL draft?

Saved for 2016 post #302 along with RnR's Rule 5 stuff.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Can you link post 302 in post #1?

Not gonna let that get me again.

 

[Spartans Rule]

Add: Ozhaino Albies, SS, Braves

Drop: Gary Sanchez, C, Yankees

 

[PIK95]

R&R is up?

 

[PIK95]

Say it ain't Sao! Bubacar Ow!!!

 

[RnR]

As long as I'm not on the hook for his contract, I'll take Ryan Howard to hold down the fort during a rebuilding year.

I believe I have an open roster start due to the dispersal draft, so I shouldn't have to drop anyone.

 

[Spartans Rule]

I like the contrast in the first two picks of this.

A relatively unknown 18-year-old shortstop prospect with speed and a lot of tools whose diminutive stature is the one thing that could him back ... and a hulking 35-year-old former superstar who faded too soon because his game was nothing but power.

 

[PIK95]

C.J. Edwards cub's kid pitcher. He's available on CBS so I hope he's around. Drop Vic Black middle man Mets.

 

[Eephus]

As long as I'm not on the hook for his contract, I'll take Ryan Howard to hold down the fort during a rebuilding year.

I believe I have an open roster start due to the dispersal draft, so I shouldn't have to drop anyone.

You're good

 

[Eephus]

BoubCheese - UP no clock
Berserker
Greedygoat
NV
Hell Toupee
Hoos First
eephus
Dr. Detroit/Chem X
Kraft
Arsenal of Doom

 

[cheese]

Add Mike Leake for AJ Ramos

 

[Eephus]

Prospects 2

Gobblers 2

 

[Berserker]

Prospects 2 3

Gobblers 2

Add Rafael Devers (3B)

Drop Kyle Gibson

It's at least one year too early to even think about this guy, but I did it anyway.

 

[greedygoat]

Add Adrian Rondon

Drop no one, this makes 37

 

[Northern Voice]

if international 12 year olds are going off the board and this year's #1 is signing with Toronto...

Add Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

Drop Hiroki Kuroda

 

[HellToupee]

Devers is probably atleast 4 years good but looks good

 

[Berserker]

if international 12 year olds are going off the board and this year's #1 is signing with Toronto...

Add Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

Drop Hiroki Kuroda

I saw some video of Vlad Jr. in a HR derby a few weeks ago. Just incredible.

 

[Eephus]

Devers is probably atleast 4 years good but looks good

That's a long time to hold a roster slot