Setting Your Drink On the Top of a Urinal (1 Viewer)

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If I'm at a place where I have a table and people are there watching my stuff, I'll leave it. If it's SRO or I'm walking around and i need to piss while I have a drink:

Beer bottle : slip Into back pocket of jeans (if wearing jeans, which is the usual at a bar) and piss. If the place is extra funky, may be sure shirt is draped over mouth of bottle.

Cup : Bite rim to hold it and piss

Glass: Try to find counter space to set it away from toilets, but within sight

This seems reasonable.

It's insanity. Unless you are stripping down and showering after every time you walk into a bathroom, and then putting on fresh clothes as you walk out, whatever is attaching to your bottle is attaching somewhere else on you.

Oh, thank god I was able to cover my beer bottle with the tail of my cotton shirt! Surely that same shirt with its thin, breathable blend of fabric didn't have any potential germs cling to it from that bar stool I've been sitting on and farting into for the past two hours.

I made it pretty clear I only cover the neck of the bottle if the place is particularly funky or if people are brushing up against one another in a crowded environment. Regarding the shirt being dirty, I'd rather lick my shirt than the wall just above a urinal.... considering I'm putting the sipping surface of my cup/bottle in contact with one or the other... I chose my back pocket.

Now, if you can set a cup on a flat surface above the pisser where it's not leaning back against a wall.... then I'll generally do that with my cup, and still put my beer in my back pocket.

Not sure why you're so worked up over it. I'm far from a germ-o-phobe... it's just how I choose to do things

Beer bottle in back pocket as you walk into the bathroom is the shark move in any case, though.

 

[RUSF18]

At least CCC2 realizes that we all do dumb #### sometimes and have our quirks, it's okay. And I'm not sure who was operating under any assumption in the OP that you'd be putting your glass/cup up against a bathroom wall.

 

[Fat Nick]

Thoughts at eating a sandwich while pissing?

I get hungry in there

I eat my lunch on the crapper- too busy for anything else.

Do you knock on the wall of the stall next to you and say, "Pardon me...do you have any Brown Poupon?"

 

[GregR]

i'm sure there is some pee mist making its way to the cup.. pee can move baby

I think of what those public urinals smell like, and about the particulate matter floating in the air that causes the smell before falling into the open cup.

Not that I'd suggest people do it... but I'd think if it freaked someone out that much that it could make it into the cup, that they would be far more freaked out that it also makes it onto their face, into their nose, onto their lips, every time they go in there.

 

[sports_fan]

I carry a water bottle around at work. To meetings, the cafeteria, etc. If I have to take a piss I don't have a problem taking it into the bathroom with me. I usually don't put it right on top of the urinal but I have on occasion. Doesn't seem like me a big deal to me.

Personally, a capped water bottle seems far less of a big deal than an open cup. I don't even know why.

Maybe because it smells like #### in there