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She Likes Me for Meeeee! (1 Viewer)

Sabertooth said:
Or Hey Leonardo! Heard this song yesterday for the first time in years. This has to be the worst song of the 1990's (ever????maybe) right? Just a terrible mix of 90s angst and emasculation. Such a perfect storm of ####ification. Anyone have a worse song that was actually popular? It's like they took all the self loathing of grunge, mixed it with celebrity deification and then crapped this song out the other side. Just horrible. I actually felt me balls shrink listening to this song. I love this verse.

"She likes me for me

Not because I look like Tyson Beckford

With the charm of Robert Redford

Oozing out my ears

But what she sees

Are my faults and indecisions

My insecure conditions

And the tears upon the pillow that I shed "

I'm thinking she dumped him shortly afterwards. And he cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.
Pretty astute call on the self-esteem lyrics. I'm going with this simply because he remembers that corny movie better than her. But he at least puts words in her mouth during the narration, so he's not a complete wimp. I'll bet he ordered her an omelette in the video. And did it for her, that crazy masculist.

Deep Blue Something

Then there was the pandering one about the girl crying and stuff. Which one was that?
I think you've already mentioned this, but I can't get enough of the Breakfast at Tiffany's song.

Part of my problem is that 1994-1998 were the absolute best years of my life. Any song that brings me back to this time get bonus points. Why I'll always have a soft spot for Alanis Morrisette and the soundtrack to Dumb and Dumber. And (shamefully) Matchbox 20. Screw you all, any time a Matchbox20 song comes on the radio, probably for the rest of my life, I turn that sum##### up.
Love the Breakfast at Tiffany's song. Basically boils down to a girl wanting to break up with a dude because they have nothing in common, but the dude is like "NUH UH, we both liked that Breakfast at Tiffany's movie!". Simply amazing.

 
That Blessid Union of Souls song in the OP is truly horrendous. John Bender is on fire with his terrible songs too. I thought for sure I'd click on at least one of his links and disagree big time. Nope all terrible.

However...

 
THESE SONGS ALL RULED AND WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO CLAIMS OTHERWISE. :gang2: :rant: :gang1:

Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)

eta* I've changed my mind about Deep Blue Something after finally watching that the whole way through. Looks like they had a video budget to blow and decided to spit champagne everywhere. They're probably almost the Johnny Rottens of this entire group. Freaking rebels. I screwed that one up. Never made it through the whole video in the '90s. Can you blame me?

My second nomination stands.

bigbottom said:
Vertical Horizon?

I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
I say all the right things
At exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why
And I don't know why
Why
I don't know
This was the first song I thought of:

Seems the road less traveled
Show's happiness unraveled
And you got to take a little dirt
To keep what you love
That's what you gotta do
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
You're stretching out your arms to something that's just not there
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can
If you could only see the way she loves me

Tonic - If you could only see
Fuel was on fire for a period there...

Hemorrhage. http://youtu.be/ZbHfgXJKn1Y

Shimmer. http://youtu.be/SQQX6rLwX5A
 
There's some actual good songs in the post grunge, 90's, one hit wonder, forgotten, pop-rock genre, believe it or not...

IMO

New Radicals - You Get What You Give (this song rules, I don't care what anyone says)
:lmao:

Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson

Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson

You're all fakes

Run to your mansions

Come around

We'll kick your ### in!!!!

So hard core.
Did you see the way he moves in the video? He definitely knows karate and would kick your ### if you stepped to him.

 
There's some actual good songs in the post grunge, 90's, one hit wonder, forgotten, pop-rock genre, believe it or not...

IMO

New Radicals - You Get What You Give (this song rules, I don't care what anyone says)
:lmao:

Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson

Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson

You're all fakes

Run to your mansions

Come around

We'll kick your ### in!!!!

So hard core.
not like Beck and Hanson are that tough, bro

 

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